Dearest Diary: The Magnanimous Memories of Dr Chaotica

by RuthlessBallard

Dive into the inner workings of the one and only Ruler of the Cosmos! Read his inner most thoughts in life, loss and maybe even love when he enters a brand new dimension called "The Voyager".

16. Chapter 16

Dearest Diary,

Though I have been deeply involved in the investigation of the disappearance and reappearance of my henchmen, I have yet to see my dear Arachnia. I have been working closely with Commander Chipotle and we have discovered there has been a strange anomaly affecting most of The Voyager's control systems. I have been told the wench who goes by the name BE'lanna is currently working on a solution. I do hope her husband is there to assist and escort her to the house of Engineering this time around.

In other news, I have also come to the realization that I have not seen Lonzak in some time.

Apparently, Lonzak has been befriended by an odd creature that goes by the name of Neelix. This strange…rodent is the head chef and has been training Lonzak on how to not burn well…everything. To my surprise, when I came to bare-witness of my dear henchman's progress, I was presented a tray of unburnt cookies. This is a feat I thought would never be possible and made a point to put it on my list of reasons to cry for my Daily-Incredibly-Manly-Crying-Session.

Your Welcome,

Chaotica