"Ok, we have a couple of ideas so we might as well try them both," Sir Aaron muttered as he took a look on the reviewers' requests. "Deoxys, teleport us to a different time zone over by Spear Pillar!"
"Roger! And good news, I don't have to go anymore!!" Deoxys announced to them proudly, Mewtwo completely grossed out since he was the closest to the alien Pokemon.
"NO ONE WANTED TO KNOW THAT!" Lucario yelled. "Stop scarring the minds of the young people are either reading this, or staying in the same room that you're in!"
"Oh my Arceus…I need to go into my happy place!" Azurill wailed.
"Lovely, nice going you two. Now just teleport us out of here so that we can get this done and over with," Aaron sighed. Deoxys nodded and teleported them a few years ago over at Spear Pillar.
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"Ok, just a little bit closer, and…there! My collections of Megaman action figures are finally in harmony!" A young male said as he placed the last small blue cyborg figurine down.
"Whazzup, Latios!" Deoxys greeted the Pokemorph that was once Latios. Latios cringed as he was greeted and his collections fell over.
"…This isn't Spear Pillar, Deoxys…but we're in the past, since Latios is still alive," Mewtwo muttered.
"I never actually expired; I austerely been misrepresented into a Homo sapiens and-"
"Hehe, he said 'homo'," Deoxys giggled. "He also says a bunch of big words that's making me go all swirly eyes. See?" Deoxys pointed out as his eyes were turning into those anime swirls whenever they faint or w/e.
"He's basically saying that he faked his own death and turned into a human," Mewtwo sighed.
"Are the only people here that are sane the ones who are typing in italics?" Aaron asked.
"Yep!" Azurill happily said.
"I'm going to go find a giant cookie!" Deoxys said as he fly past Latios, ruining the collections further. "Whoops, were you doing something important?"
"Yes, and I would be enormously jovial if you would halt an-"
"Sounds great, but I have a giant cookie to find; BYE!" Deoxys grinned as he left.
"…is he-?"
"Yes," Mewtwo sighed.
"Just checking…so…what is this I hear about Spear Pillar?"
"We were trying to head there but thanks to Deoxys, you're part of our group now," Aaron explained.
"You're in the accurate location, you just require to head up a few flight of stairs if you yearn for a way to bother Rayquaza and-" Latios started to explain them.
"STOP TALKING LIKE THAT! SPEAK NORMALLY!" Azurill yelled, making Aaron, who was holding the tank at the time, nearly drop the carrier.
"He's basically saying that if want to annoy Rayquaza we just need to head upstairs, and that we are at Spear Pillar," Lucario explained to the Azurill.
"Sweet! I'll go get Deoxys so we can go find ways to annoy him!" Aaron announced setting the water Pokemon on the desk, nearly destroying the Megaman collection. He quickly ran off before Latios could stop him.
"Is everytday like this?" Latios asked the remaining 'sane' people.
"Unfortunately for us both, yes," Mewtwo sighed.
"Read and Review folks!" Lucario called out. "We own nothing and thanks for the previous reviews and staying with us this long!"
