"I have an idea!" Red boldly announced as she walked into the room. Everyone groaned. "What's with you guys?"
"The only time the author actually shows her face is when something bad, random, or a combo of both is bound to happen," Lucario sighed.
"No it doe-Oh wait, nevermind…" Mewtwo started to argue with the fighting/steel type before realizing that the Pokémon was right.
"Name one time that happened!" Red declared.
"Well…"
-FLASHBACK! WHEES, IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE I'VE DONE THIS!-
"Hi guys!" Red shouted waving over at Meta Knight, who was playing on SSBB on the Wii.
"Oh, hi, Re-KIRBY SPIT THE WII BACK OUT! DO YOU REALIZE THAT I'M TRYING TO FIGHT THAT GUY WITH THE BUTTERFLY WINGS AND CAN SOMEHOW KILL YOU IN ONE HIT AND I'M ON MY LAST PERSON?!" he yelled now pulling the console out of the pink puff ball.
-FLASHBACK OVER!-
"It wasn't my fault that he forgot to feed Kirby, and it made him resort to eating that thing," Red pouted.
"Anyways, what's your idea?" Aaron asked, looking up from his and Deoxys plans of annoying Rayquaza.
"You'll see. Later!" she grinned evilly as she teleported out of there. "Oh and I would like to say that this story is coming to a close, since in Shadowed Destiny, it only took a few days before they busted out of there and saved the world," she added as she teleported back. Red then teleported back to her computer to type this all up.
"What did she mean by th-" BOOM! "What the –bleep- was that?!" Deoxys asked.
"Thank god the author was smart enough to include censors in this story," Aaron muttered as they ran to check the out the noise.
-Three hours later-
"Why is this taking so long??" Lucario asked.
"Because human society was stupid and forgot to install the escalators," Mewtwo replied sarcastically.
"Death to all human then!" Lucario stated, taking the answer seriously. He glanced over at Aaron and Latios, who were inching away from the Pokémon. "Present company excluded."
A few short minutes later they finally reached where a Rayquaza was trapped under some electrical wired net thing…yeah…Anyways there was a blonde Team Rocket person who with a rose. "Don't you dare mess with me, 009 o-"
"OMG, IT'S AGENT 009! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! I even own 'Golden Eye' for the N64!!" Deoxys squealed with joy.
"That's Agent 007 you numbskull!" Mewtwo yelled at the alien Pokémon. "This 009 works for Team Rocket!"
"…so that isn't James Bond?" Deoxys questioned, confusion marked on his face, making Mewtwo do that palm slap thing to himself, getting a major headache just from this Pokémon alone.
"OMG, is that an Azurill with Sir Aaron?! IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!" Domino squealed. "Forget you losers, I take Azurill and this hot guy anytime!"
"AH!!" a high-pitched scream that came from Sir Aaron, as gave the tank with the water Pokémon to Mewtwo, and ran off with his loyal Aura Pokémon chasing after him. Domino dashed after her 'future husband'.
--
Meanwhile:
From the room, Red looked over the last sentence that she typed and grinned evilly. "Hello idea for next story, starring Aaron and Domino. Chaos shall ensue more or less!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she proclaimed. She glances over at a camera that happened to record that. "Oh –bleep-, I need that tape!!" she jumped for the camera and started trying to stop the recording.
--
Mewtwo shrugged as he lifted the net off of the green Dragon. "So…is he in trouble?" he asked, pointing at Deoxys.
"Look, Deoxys, I promise that I won't kill you if you just leave all of us alone…got it?" Rayquaza asked the annoying Pokémon.
"But I can still visit my sister, right?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just stay the –bleep- away from me," Rayquaza muttered. "And go return that water Pokémon back where she belongs, both of you. I'm tired of the fact that people actually read this insane story, written by what we would call an insane writer, and called this story a side story! THIS WAS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO A SIDE STORY! HECK IT WAS MAINLY FOCUSED ON ALL OF YOU INSTEAD OF THE WATER POKEMON!"
"If I had fingers, folks at home would probably know what I would be doing to you," Deoxys muttered.
"Wanna try saying that again without a head?" Rayquaza asked, now charging up a Hyper Beam.
"What are you-OH GOD I'M GOING!" Deoxys shouted as he flew after Mewtwo and Azurill, both of them waiting on him. They both teleported to where this crazy adventure had started.
"Bye guys! It was nice meeting you and stuffs!" Azurill told them sadly.
"If I ever find that giant cookie, I will find you, and maybe Mewtwo, to share with," Deoxys declared. "I heard that it was a mile big and if we work together, we'll managed to eat it all!"
"I hope that your parents aren't that worried since you last saw them. Just explained that you went on a…small adventure," Mewtwo advised.
"I don't think anyone would believe me anyways, Mewtwo," Azurill giggled at the thought of her family believing such a crazy tale, true as it was. "Just drop me off here," she told them.
"Ok!" Deoxys said, slapping the tank to break it open, making the Azurill fall freestyle.
"If I don't survive Deoxys, I'll see you in hell, you jackass!" Azurill yelled as she fell through the clouds and landing in the water.
"…Was it just me or was the only piece that wasn't censored in this entire story was that last statement from her?" Deoxys asked.
"It wasn't just you," Mewtwo, utterly shocked about trying to block the bad words from the Azurill and ended up getting cursed at by the said Azurill. "This is the end of the story, and we hope that you enjoyed this story."
"READ AND REVIEW!!" Deoxys laughed as they both zoomed off in different directions.
END