Unkown: Hey Everyone How's It Going! Ok So Been About Over A Couple Of Months (I'm A Dick I Know Know And I'm Really Sorry About That.) Since I Last Updated Let's Just Say A Lot Of Shit Happened In My Life Recently That Are Privet So Were Just Going To Get Right Into The Story But First Message To Reviews From Guest That Don't Have Accounts On FanFiction...Or Just Didn't Log In! Sorry That I'm Doing This Late But I Wasn't Sure If I Should or Not, Then I Decided The Third Option To Everything, Option 'Fuck It'.
To Guest-
Ajanta sangma: I Try To Make My Story's Interesting For People To Read And Hell Maybe Inspire People Or Something.
Ole: Thanks!
Iheatlife888: Anyone Should Be Pitted For Having Nicklee/Entropy For A Sibling. And I'll Try My Best To Make This Story Awesome As It Can Be!
Ajanta: Thanks I Thought It Was Funny To But I Figured It Would Get Boring Fast So That's Why All The New Nicknames And Stuff.
Guest: I Know But I Want To Make This Story Be More Realist, I'm Mean Let's Face It As Much As We May Want To Deny It There's A Good Fifty To Fifty Chance That Hojo Is Sephiroth's Father But That Also Means There's A Good Chance That Vincent Is The Father It Never Really Clarifies What Year Vincent And Lucrecia Broke Up And Her And Hojo Getting To Gather And When Sephiroth Was Conceived Other Then The Years 1977-1982, So Yeah.
...Which Doesn't Explain How The Fuck How Was Lucrecia Still Pregnant In 1984 When Sephiroth Was Born In 1980...I'm Mean Maybe It's A Translation Error Or Something But Still 'WTF'? Don't Believe Me Look Up Final Fantasy Seven Timeline On Wiki. Hopefully The New Remake Game Will Explain This...Hopefully.
Mari: I Will Try! And Yeah It Going To Be Fun When They Meet All The Characters Especially Yuffie But The Only Thing I Can Imagine When Those Two Meet Is Nothing But Fire, Vary Gleeful Laughter's and People Screams In The Background...Sucks To Be Them.
Message To Guest End
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"Talking"
'Thought'
"Wutain languages"
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Unkown: Ok Then Let's Get A Roll On Then! See You At The Bottom Of The Page! (Ninja Puffs Out)
Chapter 4: Goodbye My Bitch's And HOLY SHIT YOU LOOK JUST LIKE-!
So far it's been like what three moths I think since I've woken up (Whatever you want to call It.) into my new life in Final Fantasy VII as Entropy brother of a person who gained a place in 'One of the Deadly Mother Fucker to Ever Be Born' hall of fame Sephiroth. It's been pretty good so far but boring as fuck doing the same thing over again every day so far from getting checkups and stuff from Sissy Doctor and learning speed powers of badassness (Don't care if it not a word so shut up!) plus Wutain from Sensei Guard Spider. (Since I refused to call him Sensei Charlie or anything like that and I was running out of different nicknames.)
I'll tell you this though, Wutain is fucking weird.
I mean it's basically like mixing all the languages in Asia into a huge cluster brain fucking of words put into a bladder at a slushy level of butchering a language but that's only based off any Asian languages I heard which was mostly Japanese from Anime and a bit of Chines from those Chine's restaurants I went to in my previous life for food.
"Hey Sir Douchbage do you even have a dick? Cuz you bitch like a pubescent girl on her first period!"
But is so fucking worth it when you can make fun of people and they can't even fucking understated you!
"I may not be able to understand you, you little shit but I can sure as fuck can tell when you're mocking me!"
See! Learning another language to insult people is great! The only reason Sir Douchbage knows I'm insulting him is because whenever I talk to him it involves some sort of insult or mockery to him.
"Entropy be nice and Jack please calm down what he said about you wasn't that bad..ish." (Bitch please.)
"Charlie, just because I can't understand fucking Wutain that much doesn't mean I can't tell when this fucking little shit is being a goddess dame brat!"
And so begins calming down Sir Douchbage from his period rage mode.
As you can see these guys are still the same as ever with Sir Douchbage living up to his name sake and Sensei Guard Spider is being kind of cool sometime.
Also I started to call SpiderGuard Sensei Guard Spider because he started to teach me and I was running out of nicknames for him with guard or spider in it so yeah.
I've also started to fondly call them my 'Bitch's'.
Sir Douchbage gave me the finger and Sensei Guard Spider just asks what a 'bitch' was.
I just said it was another way of saying friend.
Fucking hilarious when he called Sir Douchbage his bitch.
But unfortunately like all good things (or fuck up great things) they must all eventually come to an end.
That right apparently Sir Douchbage and Sensei Guard Spider are being transfused over to Kalm Town.
Today's the last day too…
I was pissed when I learned about it a week ago.
*FLASHBACK TIME*
"WHAT?!" I shout in shock at what I just heard.
Sir Douchbage just nodded his head with a bit of enthusiasm before saying. "That right you little shit me and Charlie are getting transferred out of this hellhole." Don't need to be so fucking happy about it.
I just looked at him with an agape mouth I'm sure before turning to Sensei Guard Spider head tilted left as he looks sadly at the ground it appeared (There like always wearing helmets when there near me people, I don't even know what hair color they have!) "Is-is this true Sensei Guard Spider?"
Sensei Guard Spider just looks at me before replying in a sad voice. "Yeah, we will be transfused to Kalm Town to deal with some sort of crime increase there."
"But-but you guy are my bitch's, my bitch's." I whined. (Yes I whined, I'm a little kid so I'm kind of allowed to even if I'm mentally a twenty three old women…wait dose being mentally in these body count as mental aging? Am I mentally twenty six or something?...You know what fuck it I'm a mental twenty something year old girl trapped in the body of a boy toddler that will have a fuck up sort of life since I'll have to deal with a whole lot of shit form murder alien squid thingy and some crazy ass mother fuckers that will most likely want to eat me or something…that's right I'm talking about the fans Sep will have in the future known as the silver something something crazy people, so I'm going to whine whenever I want too so deal with it.)
Sir Douchbage opened his both to say something bitchy by the way his mouth opened before Sensei Guard Spider cutted him off to ask. "What's a bitch?"
I cutted of Sir Douchbage quickly before he could say anything. (This is going to be funny.) "It means being special best friends"
Then before Sir Douchbage could get in his bitchy comment at me for telling before Sensei Guard Spider the wrong way the word bitch is used he cutted him off.
"Oh ok then." Sensei Guard Spider then turned to Sir Douchbage who had his mouth open to avidest make out with Sensei Guard Spider. (Why can't they see their gay so just do 'it' already! Sheesh.)
"If that's so then Jack you are, and always will be, my bitch." Sensei Guard Spider said sweetly with his head tilted to the left.
Yeah that was funny.
Even when Sir Douchbage head butted him.
And he had got sent to the infirmary with a broken chine.
*FLASHBACK ENDS*
I should probably be worried about the bombing going to happen Kalm Town now that they're going there right? Well I'm not that worried because it going to happen in like what thirteen years? That's plenty of time, right?
…right?
Right, so they'll be fine.
I then heard a pair of unfamiliar footsteps walking down the hall.
Judging by what I can see of Sir Douchbage face and Sensei Guard Spider they heard them too.
Sensei Guard Spider looked at me sadly like a puppy denied a dog treat. "…so this is it then." (I will not cry dame it!)
Sir Douchbage turned his face to the right and readjusted his helmet before turning to me. "Well brat it been horrifying to know you-"(Dick)"-but to be honest…it wasn't so so bad it was funny when you were making those scientist assholes lives miserable." (Ok wow…was not expecting that.)
"Yeah it be fun making your lives difficult my bitches especially you, Sir Douchbage!" (And there's the grumpy bitchy face coverd by that god dame helmet I know and love to mess with.) "But don't worry we will see each other Real soon, so ah till then uh don't die and shit."
…I suck a see you later and shit ok.
"Same with you, you creepy little shit." Sir Douchbage as a reflex at this point.
"'Sniff' 'sniff'" And Sensei Guard Spider started to cry a bit.
A knock was then heard before me or Sir Douchbage could comment on Sensei Guard Spider Crying.
Sir Douchbage then went to the door as Sensei Guard Spider tilted his head to see who will be my new (victim) guard will be.
"About time you got here you slow ass new-new-ne-oh my goddess…" Well who it is it gave Sir Douchbage a baby heart attack.
"…holy Shit…" …DID SENSEI GUARD SPIDER JUST CURSED JUST WHO IS THIS GUY?! (In all the months I'd know him, he's never curse, not one at all, and I don't think he's entirely human because of that.)
Then a voice that sounded kind of familiar to me spoke. "Hello you must be third class Jackie Ferris and Chinatsu Kisaragi it's nice to meet you."
Sir Douchbage and Sensei Guard Spider quickly straighten up and gave the military salute while Sir Douchbage stepped to the side of the door to give room to the new guy.
When he stepped in I almost had a heart attack right there. (or maybe I had a baby heart attack because I swear I felt something in my cheats, though I could of just drop a Cheetos too down my shirt let me check…yep cheetos 'crunch' sweet, now were where we? Oh right Cloud MOTHERFUCKING Strife IS RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ME!)
"HOLY SHIT, CLOUD!"
I was then stared at by the said person.
"I'm pretty sure I'm not a mass of water vapors in the sky."
"…Wha?"
Sensei Guard Spider then walked over to me, "Entropy I have no idea who this 'Cloud' you're talking about is but this is General Skylar of the old Shinra Army."
"…Say Whaaat?"
Seriously though 'WTF' this guy looks like he could be Clouds clone! The only thing different is the way the hair is cut differently in a different style and the fact he's wearing glasses.
His clothes were basically a bright red bandana, a worn out old light brown jacket that has the bottom of it reaching to his ankle with darker brown leather on his arm cuffs, black gloves, a black shirt, dark blue pants, dark brown leather boots with black being the outsole (you know the rubbery bottom part?...what I know stuff!) of the boot, and his glasses looking like black business glasses.
Oh, he's carrying a longsword type with dark green handle with a cyan color stone that in a olive like shape on the top of the handle.
But seriously 'JUST WHAT THE FUCK!'
Unkown: (Pops up) And Done For Now! (Sorry About The Cliffhanger…) But Nex Time Will See How Nickless/Entropy Handel General Skylar.
Unkown: Again I Am So Sorry I Updated Late…Again. But I'll Try Harder To Update Sooner Then Before Thought I Can't Make Any Promise On It But Again I'm Sorry. Here's Something To Hopefully Make It A Little Better Enjoy!
Unkown: (Takes out remote and pushes one of the buttoms on it.)
*VIDEO*
The video plays to show a young teen like Nicklee with two mid-back braids with hair sticking out in places from how curly it was with a black sport helmet on her head in a short sleeve v-neck red tee-shirt, pale brown cargo pants that went to above knee length, with sport protections on her knees and elbows, and wearing a white pair of roller blades next to a skating pipe in what appeared to be in the middle of a skating park in a pale blue sky with very little clouds.
The Teen Nicklee grinned at the camera and said. "Prepare to be amazed everyone as I skate this pipe for the first time since I was nine year old."
"…you know this isn't going to end well right, Nicklee…?" said a girl's voice in a British accent off of the screen.
"Pff you're just jealous that you don't know how to use rollerblade's."
"I'm not sure about either, Nick." Replied another girl's voice off screen as Nicklee's head turned slightly to the left with a look of betrayal on it.
"What!? Titi, you traitor! "
"We just don't want you to get hurt!"
"I'm perfectly fine with her getting hurt."
Nicklee turned to the camera, giving the double bird to it.
"A-(Honking of a car is heard of screen blocking out noise.)!"
"She took me here after I literally just cooked my own breakfast, I'm hungry and angry, ok."
"That's still no excuse, and Nick you should have let A-(Another Honking of a car is heard of screen blocking out noise.) eat, now get down there before you hurt yourself."
"Or just do it already so we can see your failure, the battery is almost dead and being near this highway is hurting my hearing."
The camera jerks slightly as the second girl says "Don't tell her that!"
"Alright, alright just stop hitting my arm."
"Hey you two stop bitching and get in positions already, Titi you got the party streamer gun thingy ready? Good! And queen A-(Screeching from car tires are heard) bitch a lot over there make sure the camera gets this shit." Nicklee says as she get in front of the pipe a couple steps away and looks like she's going to run or jump.
"Now world be ready to be amazed as I totally will land this trick and show A-(Screeching from car tires are heard) that she's nothing but a jealous queen bitch for this!"
Nicklee skate to the pipe then jumps on the skating pipe and manages to skate half way till the end where she had lost her footing making one leg go left and the other right with her landing crotch first on the pipe.
'CLANG''crack'
Dead silence followed with only a light thud heard after that as the screen show Nicklee face going from shock to pain as she then moved here hands between her legs and leaned right with her legs crossed on the pipe, where she was close to the grown let her legs uncross and fall on the grown shoulder first then went into a fetus position with her hands still between and back at the camera.
Faintly the words "M-my ta-taco…" are heard.
"O-oh my GOD NICK! Just-Uh-Just stay there I'll-I'll call my mom!" Footsteps are heard as someone ran.
Nicklee is shown trying to turn over and succeeding after a good two tries with her hands still between her legs and face grimed with pain as she grinds her teeth together.
"Your mom ant going to do Jackshit Titi, you known that she believes that pain is something you can walk off…also if she says to walk it off why SHE doesn't try doing it while having a fucking crush Taco!" Nicklee is shown shouting at where the footsteps were heard before laying background muttering what was faintly heard as cursed words before looking at the camera and scowling.
"…And just what the hell are you so smug bitch ass about…"
The screen is then shown moving to the left and then shown to be moving down till it appears to be laying on the grown still showing Nicklee scowling up at where the camera once was.
"Just at the failure of an idiot for trying to do something she thought that it couldn't go wrong…as it was expected."
A slight pop is heard as little streamers are shown to be floating down to Nicklee as her scowled deepens.
A 'LOW BATTERY' sign amperes and disappear over and over again on the screen as Nicklee opens her mouth wile glaring in the direction that the voice was heard from.
"Hey how about you kiss me bruised lips, A-"
Screen blackout.
*VIDEO ENDS*
Unkown: Bye For Now! (Pops out.)
Unkown: (Pops back in.) Oh Also I'm Thinking Of Doing An Undertale Watches The Pacifist Rout Before Frisk Came. (Or Atlas Before Flowey Meet Them First, By The Way It Will Only Have Toriel, Sans, Papyrus, Undying, Alphys, And Asgore There I Might Add More Late Though If I Feel Like It.) There Already Two On Achieve Of Our Own (Which I Place To Place A Little Idiocy Never Hurt Or Did It? On There Too.) Known As *Hopes And Dreams by InsomiaticFrenchToast*(Not Sure Witch Rout That Will Follow) And * by OurAnimeLives*(Which Follows The Genocide Rout). Bye Again! (Pops out again.)