Contradicting the Size of Limitation
Before anyone reads this I must say that if you dont have a sense of humor please dont read because you wont like it ...on the other hand if you like to laugh and have nothing to do for about 10 mins please read and enjoy
Its another one brought to you by ONIXBLACK (lonex) and the Essence of Adolescence (sam)
Lonex: IM 84 boy and 0 grl wtf is the other 16
Sam: i think the other 16 is fagtisiousness
Lonex: U fag go lick a goat or something
Sam: my mom said not before dinner dick-wad
Lonex: Go hump a jew and make a hin-jew or something asshole
Sam: hey u strawberry chocolate fagtart (its like a pop tart except gay) did u watch the video? the Russell peters video
Lonex: hey u super sayain fag monkey(aka asian) go eat a dog...yea I did
Sam: shut up fagtisiouse prince retard of blackness
Lonex: hey ass wipe your mom is calling she says she wants her hair back and says you
should take it off your lip it really doesn't look like a mustache
Sam: bitch i got real hair I don't know wat the fuck u saying
Lonex: Fine vulgarian butt pirate bring it on
Sam: fine u Indonesian dick sucker
Lonex: Fine u Cambodian goat herder
Sam: u Nigerian nut smasher
Lonex: Mexican Pube Trimmer
Sam: Cuban asshole waxer
Lonex: Canadian Butt licker
Sam: Ecuadorian penis rubber
Lonex: British Deep throught specialist
Sam: Brazilian butt waxer
Lonex: Irish tit fucker/Texas donkey show master
Sam: English teacup humper/ Australian kangaroo raper
Lonex: Alaskan (male) nipple warmer/Japanese pokemon raper
Sam: south African donkey raper/ Mexican gay midget humper
Lonex: this has gone to Far Ima hit u with something only one has perfected... U
JEW(jackulator of erectile wongdongs)
Sam: u camel toe licking middle eastern Hebrew
Lonex: u cow dick sucking whore
Sam: hebrew stands for Homo Erotic Booty Raper of Erectile Wongdongs ( i just made dat up
but its sounds good. u no it fag admit it its awesome)
-u gay porn monkey raping Entrepreneur
Lonex: I have to admit that shyt is funny and off the carts in the Blackness meter
Now back to the main event :
U elite Spartan humping Brute (yes I went Halo on ur ass)
Sam: u car jaking gangsta raping hoodrat
Lonex: Iranian Ball juicer
Sam: gay Saudi Arabian sadist
Lonex: Cuban Dick Shiner
Sam: gay Mexican but waxer
Lonex: Brazilian toe licker
Sam: Columbian coffee prostitute
Lonex: Asian opium tester
Sam: Canadian frost back
Lonex: Native American carpet muncher
Sam: u Alaskan penguin fucker
Lonex: India camel jockey
Sam: u Mongolian chipmunk (u luv nuts)
Lonex: ur like 15 pounds of gayness in a 5 OUNCE bag
Sam: ure like a ton of shit in a small hefty bag
Lonex: ur a middle eastern cock sucking whore on the side
Sam: Israeli sheep dog fucker
Lonex: you coyote ass raper
Sam: roach humping son of a bitch
Lonex: old lady ass squeezer
Sam: gay daffy duck impersonator
Lonex: bat dick sucking whore(I just watched Batman Begins)
Sam: Doc Oc. poster humpin son of a bitch
Lonex: Spider man cock sucking crack whore
Sam: superman ass biting dickwad
Lonex: 5 dollar Mexican hoe
Sam: Ecuadorian penis bitter
Lonex: Angolian cunt wetter
Sam: polar monkey fucker
Lonex: Japanese Sushi humper
Sam: Indian curry fucker
Lonex: Chinese sweat shop worker
Sam: Korean dry cleaning service owner
Lonex: Chinese checker towel boy
Sam: Vietnamese apple tree fucker
Lonex: NBA ball waxer
Sam: NFL nuthogger
Lonex: NFL sweat taster
Sam: FIFA ball pumper ( without the actual pump if u no wat i mean)
Lonex: Ballerina's water boy
Sam: male gymnastic ball boy
Lonex: Ice skaters nut warmer
Sam: track sweat herder
Lonex: Golf nut jockey
Sam: cricket cup licker
Lonex: u have harpies of fury
Sam: u have African aids (south, north, west, east)
Lonex: u have African monkey babies aids
Sam: u have ancient European bubonic plague ( black death)
Lonex: u have SARS...ur Asian I wouldn't put it pass you
Sam: u got gonorrhea from Indonesian chipmunks
Lonex: u have frequent watery, loose bowel movements (aka diarrhea) from too much gay
African sex
Sam: u fucking chitchiniza overburned mongoose on tranquilizers
Lonex: Webster's (Dictionary) dick sucking whore
Sam: u edgar alan poe fantasizing queer
Lonex: u Thomas Edison lickin bitch
Sam: george washingtong carver nut licking slave boy
Lonex: man humping, grape sucking, penis rubbing, gangsta humping Bitch
Sam: dog licking, semen swallowing, cat raping, grapefruit fucking son of a bitch
Lonex: horse licking, mule fucking, fesis(dodo) eating, crack snifing, meth whore
Sam: u heroine addict, pig sniffing, donkey raping, eyeball eating, canibal, monkey fesis
tasting, dumbass
Lonex: shoe making, pimp slaping, toe licking, ball grabbing, fetus eating, ass humping,
sweat shop working, Son of a Bitch
Sam: dog sniffing, cat eating, cotton picking, human organ eating, bird humping,
ASSHOLE!!
Lonex: hamster licking, fag snifing, mosh jumping, cuban kicking, jew running, faggot
jumping, Venom swallowing, whore stabbing, cum guzling, Constipated hood rat
Sam: ouch... u horse humping, pig sniffing, gay mexican barteder impersonting, elephant
truck raping, border jumping, iguana tail eating, monkey hustling, marijuana tasting, piss
drinking muthafucka
Lonex: Angel penis biting, boar licking, rino humping, giraffe eating, monkey sucking, rat
cooking, lion fucking, possum masterbating, mexican raping, cuban penguin swimming, French Canadian beating poop thrower
Sam: damn went all animal kingdom on me... u angel dust sniffing, rick james impersonating,
u chimpanze nipple licking, u banana ointment rubing, chicken chasing, snake swallowing,
scuriel frying, roadkill cooking, chilian chilli bowl pissing, cheap jewish non tip giving,
ratatouille masterbating, table humping jizz wizz
Lonex: PCP usin, crack smoking, Pringles licking, Dora the explora humping, Tony(frosted
flaskes) licking, computer sucking, hi-liter raping, wrist cutting, emo russian/mexican
border jumping, kid humping asshole and ...u suck rino balls
Sam: u lil bill raping, teletuby fucking, Cartmen's ball sucking, piglets ass sniffing, cocoa
puffs chicken molesting, corn flakes rooster humping, chec republican ball handling, smiley
face fantasising, sausage swallowing, heroin taking, street whore ( the bad kind bitch)
Lonex: Vampire humping, Pokemon raping, Virus sucking, cum guzzling dick faced, Cinnamon
Toast crunch fucking, Trix stalking, King Vitamin molesting, Apple's cock sucking (apple
jacks), Pie humping, Young Jeezy licking, 50 cent ball sucking, Olivia's ass licking,
Werewolf toesucking ball licking, ass sucking piss monkey qweef face.
Sam: u bitch sniffing, shit piledriving, used crack selling, used heroin injecting, canine
dog breathing, bonobo ( type of Ape ) fucking, shotgun cocking ( if u no wat i mean ), horse
penis measuring, donkey riding (not for transportation), gameboy(s) fantasying, donkey kong
poster masturbating, same sex symbolizing, sweet cherry pie denying, lil john homo version
impersonating, cinnamon man raping, unsuccessful business woman
Lonex: I would first like to start this of by saying ur a fag...now that we have that out of
the way...u SARS infected goat anal inspector, u yeast infection eater, u have a Anally
Injected Death Sentence(aka AIDS), I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've
never used it, u punk ass zombie cock sucker, As an outsider, what do you think of the human
race?, cuz bitch with that nasty ass mustache I kno u aint human, u fuckin retard Do you
ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? cuz I do everyday
and how better my life would be, I mean come on Don't you need a license to be that ugly I
mean I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far
up my ass.
Sam: u dumbass beaner, u were born as a lump of coal and the gods formed u by beating u wit
a ugly stick (and it worked excellently), you psychoactive drug using canine, you orangutang
nipple bitting masseur, at the age of five ure cat dies of excessive bleeding through the
anal passage cuz u raped it and then had it for diner... the only pussy u ever will have.
you got a boner watching 300 because of the half naked Spartan men fighting with big
weapons... it was a major turn on for u gay ass, you Frankenstein and werewolf raping
retarded crack Donar... u piss chlorine and then drink it... u mix it wit bleach... dats y u
so white in the inside, you so white u make toby keith hate white people, you act so white
that you make uncle cracker look like 50 cent... you are the reason bush hates black people.
u LSD using PCP abusing crackwhore, you're sucha a crackwhore dat u make Cartmens mom seem like a sober virgin. you slug eating, gorilla chasing, bear in the woods craping, fly
swating hillbilly who had sex with its sister and gave her aids from that monkey dat u
fucked.
Lonex: Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn, Ok Bitch u you go to jail just to get anal, u make Marilyn Manson look manly, u do so much crack that u
make Paris Hilton look like a perfect little catholic grl, ur genes are soo fucked up from
drugs and gay sex that it would be Federal Crime in 15 counties to allow u to breed, I mean
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works, I hear the only place you're
ever invited is outside, Bitch u are soo stupid I heard you got a brain transplant and the
brain rejected you, u are soo ugly that when I go to the zoo I think of you, noone loves u I
mean If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide, I thought monkeys were stupid but Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent, Im not really a violent person but without violence there is no vaccine against stupidity, I bet you have better at sex than anyone... now all you needs is a partner, u have had more dick's stuck in your ass then Florida's been hit by Hurricanes, Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people, Go ahead... tell me every joke you know. It'll only take 10 seconds, u know what Im being mean here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change, Bitch u soo nasty that you cut your grass and found a car, Yo mama is sooooooo poor that she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning, u so poor that u go to KFC to lick other peoples fingers, and ohh yea remember the time that I mooned people from inside the car and u put ur face out at the same time and they thought we were Identical twines...yea good times Bitch
BOTH PEOPLE: THANKS FOR READING. NO JEWS, MONKEYS, MEXICANS OR ANY OTHER RACE, RELIGION, OR ANIMAL WERE HURT DURING THE MAKING OF THIS CONVO.
Sam: ONLY LONEX'S PRIDE, MANHOOD, AND HIS FEELINGS.
Lonex: and noone was raped, molested, or passed around ( u know what I mean) except Sam's Mom. Ahhh sam u stupid piece of DICK CHEESE