Alrighty guys. This chapter is going to be based on a question from a Tumblr friend,anonymous because she wanted to be.
AREEE YA READY KIDS?
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
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...The heck,Jess?
You were singing the Spongebob Square Pants theme song,right?
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Right?
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Tasha?
Hash brown girl?
TASHA!
*enters stage with Leo dressed up as Patrick and Spongebob*
Nico:Oh bother.
Leo and Tasha: ...SPONGE-BOOOOB, SQUARE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!(Hooray!)
...How come I didn't get to say the 'hooray'?
Annabeth:Okay,enough with a sponge. Can we start the-
First question's up: Name your HoO/BoO/ToA dream cast! (And Tasha,yes,you are included)
I VOTE GEORGE BOLEYN FOR NICO DI ANGELO! *gets dreamy eyes* Y'know,the one where he has his hair brown,has a hoodie and is holding cigarette really hot...
Will:I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that*hides his face blushing*
*Wolf whistle* Sasha Pieterse for Annabeth Chase! She really has an acrobatic bod yanno,perfect for Annie's fighter one.
Annabeth:*smirking at Nico* Riker Lynch/Ryan Hanson Bradford for Will Solace.
Nico:*blushing angrily* SHUT UP! JUST. SHUT. UP.
Percy:What about me?
Callan Mcauliff! Cuz dayum boi,you need to be hot and Logan Lerman ain't enough. I mean,no offence Mr Lerman,but you seriously need to be scolding your make up artist. I mean,has she even read the book?!
Make-up artists don't have read the book, it's not necessary that much but...yeah. It's their wish.
You are supposed to have friggin' wind swept,messy,sexy,lovely hair,not a mushroom head. The kind that when you give your wolf stare to your enemies,the fangirls get seizures and scream and spontaneously combust.
Piper:Uh...I'm pretty sure it would be icky to clean up combusted fangirls,so...
Piper mah gal! As for you...Vanessa Hudgens!
Leo:ME,ME,ME!
Uh...Jake T Austin?
Leo:Calypso?
Calypso:I suppose...I would like to now,ridiculous as it might be.
Katherine McNamara! Gosh darn Callie,both your hairs are to die for.
Piper:Hazel,Frank and Jason?
Uhm,Hazel would be Gabrielle Union,Frank would be my cat and-
Frank:No.
But-
Frank:NO.
Fine. Ryan Potter-
Frank:YAAAAAAAS
Jason can take that fellow who played The Superman part,right?
Piper and Jason:NO!
Alexander Ludwig? Google says you've go the most votes for Alexander Ludwig,Jace.
Jason: ...
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I hate you all
What about Reyna,Hylla,Circe,Meg,Octavian,Silena,Lee,Michael,Drew,Apollo,Lester,Castor twins,Tyson,the Seven's parents-
I honestly don't have an idea Jess. I swear.
Awwww I was starting to have fun!
GEORGE BOLEYN 4EVAR