Introduction: This is a story that goes into the yuri pairing in the Strike Witches series, but most stories at least involves a Joint Fighter Wing

The witches appears in the stories will be existing witches in the Strike Witches world.

Except for bizarre stories

The stories may not be the best, or good at all. But will try to explore various pairing options in the Strike Witches world and write whatever/whenever feel like it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Strike Witches and all this is purely fan made

Bizarre story: Stories that doesn't really make sense and more of a joke story that does a little shoujo-ai without specific pairing

A little game with the 504th

It is a peaceful day in the 504th Joint Fighter Wing, and there really isn't much Neurois thanks to the 501st destroyed the main hive near Romagna. So the commander, Major Federica Doglio, decided to play a game. The whole squad was gathered in the living room.

The first one to say something was Captain Dominica Gentile said, "What now? I was enjoying my alone time with my sweet Jane."

Captain Jane Godfrey pouted in embarrassment, "Don~"

Federica said to everyone in the room, "I was hoping for us to have fun with a little game, of Thrones. Thrones is where everyone have to draw a stick from this can of sticks in my hands and the one who got the stick with the special marking is the king of Thrones an the king can command one other person to do something regardless of their will as long it is possible and propitiate, but after the person did it, there will be a redraw and the king selecting process starts all over again, the one that got demanded to do something must remember the amount of time she was demanded after she did it, but I will explain the reason after our 1 hour of Thrones. The person that resist the king however, cannot count that as a demand since it wasn't done in the first place, but must skip two turn while holding a bucket of water per hands standing up. Is the rules clear?"

Everyone didn't seem too thrilled by the game, then Federica added, "Whoever gets the Thrones the most will win a free one day vacation to anywhere and can choose a best friend to go with as long it's within Romagna and Venezia."

Everyone grabbed a seat and got ready.

Federica put the can of sticks in the middle, everyone drew a stick. The one that got the special stick was Ensign Luciana Mazzei, the special stick was marked with red color ink at the tip of it.

Federica said, "So Luciana is the king of Thrones now. Luciana, pick someone to do something."

Luciana said in a timed tone, "Umm... I pick Angie."

Lieutenant Angela Larrazabal pointed at herself.

Luciana said, "Umm... Go hug Commander Doglio while smiling..."

Angela gave her best smile, although her smile was awkward. Then hugged Federica.

After that ended, Federica said, "That was boring, Luciana..."

Luciana said, "I really don't know what you want from me..."

Then the second round started, this time the king is Lieutenant Fernandia Malvezzi.

Fernandia said, "I want Captain Takei to strip with only underwears on and say "Moe~ Moe~ Kyun~" while making a cute post."

Captain Junko Takei said in objection, "Is that too much... And how did you know how to speak Fusoan?"

Fernandia said, "I have my ways."

Federica said, "It's not too much as long it's not too gross or physical harm, that's the fun part. Now do what the king of Thrones said."

Junko took off her clothes while feeling embarrassed, then after her underwears are the only thing left on. She said while doing a little dance, "The power of Fuso army compels you, Moe~ Moe~ Kyun~~" And she ended her dance post with making a heart shape from her hands.

Everyone clapped at her performance, but Junko was embarrassed to the extreme.

As Junko redressed herself in embarrassment, Federica said, "Now that's a good example of Thrones, commanding something embarrassing and humiliating, but this is only the beginning."

The third round of king of Thrones, the king is Lieutenant Patricia Schade.

Patricia said, "I want Angie to flirt with Luciana for a whole minute, and must give out a little romance gesture."

Angela was conflicted by that, she said, "But I don't know how to flirt?"

Patricia said with a grin, "You're Hispanian, it's in your blood. Annnd, start."

Angela said to Luciana with a little embarrassment, "Umm... You look beautiful, Luciana." And she held Luciana's hand in attempt to look flirtatious. It was super effective, since Luciana's face is now red as a tomato.

Angela continued, "I really love your eyes, and your hair is magnificent." She put her right hand on Luciana's left cheek. Luciana got even more embarrassed and now stuttering.

Angela continued, "Your expression is cute too." Then she attempt to kiss Luciana's forehead, but was halt by a blushing Patricia, Patricia said, "Stop! That's good enough for me." Angela stopped what she was doing and realized everyone was blushing as everyone observed her actions, now Angela was extremely embarrassed. She apologized to Luciana and went back to her seat.

Federica said, "That was an interesting side to see from Angie... Also victims of the demanded doesn't count as a demand and still must comply if involved by the way. Next!"

The fourth king of Thrones is Dominica, Dominica said, "I want Jane to express her true feelings about me."

Jane said in embarrassment, "Wha-wha-what?"

Federica commented, "A game of truth, huh."

Dominica said, "Begin."

Jane said, "Umm... You can be really reckless sometimes, and always too brash on everything..."

Dominica looked a bit gloomed by her negative comments.

Jane continued, "But I love you because that's what makes Don, Don. A wild and brave woman that never cease to amaze me."

Dominica smiled and said, "Can we kiss?"

Jane said in greater embarrassment, "No."

Dominica said, "It's the king's demand."

Jane then kissed Dominica on the lips.

Everyone gasped and awed. Then Federica commented, "Good stuff."

The fifth round of king of Thrones is Angela. Angela didn't exactly care for the theme the game was going for, so she said, "I want Tina to dance like a woman from Liberion's Roaring Twenties, then pick Patti as your dance partner and give her a lift in the end. Must last more than a minute but less than two."

Master Sergeant Martina Crespi said, "Dancing is one of my specialties."

Patricia said, "That last part doesn't sound right..."

Martina got up and did a solo flappers dance for the beginning, then she reached her hand for Patricia. Patricia got up and flappers danced with Martina for a while, but then Martina dance her way behind Patricia and lifted up Patricia from the waist. Patricia made a scream when she was lifted up suddenly, but the lift didn't last long. Patricia was still a little heavy for Martina, so Martina was slowly doing a split as she got weighted down by Patricia. Patricia was panicking as she went down, her panicking led to the two fell on the floor.

Angela said as she looked at the time, "1 minute and 26 seconds, good."

Martina said in pain, "Oww, Patti... Why did you panic like that! You ruined my finisher."

Patricia said, "Finisher my butt, sinking down like that is scarier than being lifted. It's all Angie's fault."

Angela said with a quick grin, "Payback."

Patricia got off Martina and lend her a hand to get up, then went back to their own seats.

Federica commented, "Well, a different theme is good too."

The sixth king of Thrones is Junko, she said as she stared at Fernandia with ill intent, "I would like Fernandia to give Major Doglio a love confession - Fusoan schoolgirl style."

Fernandia was more embarrassed than mad about Junko's way of payback, she said in red face, "Takei you..."

Junko said, "Start."

Fernandia walked toward Federica, she stood in front of Federica and said in embarrassment, "C-Commander Doglio, I have always love you since our time as Red Pants unit, p-please go out with me!" Fernandia bowed to Federica like a Fusoan schoolgirl.

But what Junko didn't expect was Federica got up and kissed Fernandia on the cheek and said, "Great performance, Fer, I would said yes to it if this was real."

Fernandia was surprised by the kiss and quickly went back to her seat, she said to Junko while still embarrassed, "You got your revenge, Takei..."

Junko was still somewhat surprised by it although it was her demand.

The seventh king of Thrones was Ensign Amaki Suwa, Amaki said, "I want Nishiki to give me a cute "meow" with her magic activated."

Ensign Nishiki Nakajima though it was bad, but she realized compare to what the others did, it's better.

Nishiki activated her magic which gave her ears and tail of a ocelot, then she said, "m-meow," and curved her hand like a cat.

She looked at everyone else and see that everyone was fascinated by it, then she blushed in embarrassment and realized the game is evil as she retract the ears and tail.

The eighth king of Thrones is Martina, she said, "I want Luciana to let me piggyback ride her around the circle for three laps."

Luciana simply nodded as she was glad it wasn't something embarrassing. Martina rode on Luciana's back for three laps around the team. After the three laps, Martina said, "Luciana, turn around." As Luciana turned her head around, she was kissed by Martina on the lips. She was surprised enough to almost drop Martina, but she responded, "What are you doing, Tina?!"

Martina got off her and said, "King's reward." And went back to her seat. Luciana also went back to her seat while being shocked by the kiss.

The ninth king of Thrones is Fernandia again, she thought about the thing first, then said, "Umm... I'd like Major Doglio to give me a confession on who she likes."

Federica said calmly, "All right, finally get to do something."

Then Federica said, "I don't think I have any specific girl in mind now. But to answer your question, Fer, I enjoy having you around."

Fernandia blushed as the game resumed.

The tenth king of Thrones is Federica, she said, "I would like Dominica to flirt in a feminine way to Jane."

Dominica twirled her hair and said to Jane, "I think you're cute." It wasn't exactly the most feminine way to do so, but that was the best Dominica could came up with.

Jane was a bit surprised by the feminine side of Dominica, but she smiled and said, "I like this side of Don too."

Federica said, "Not that good, but that'll do."

But then the phone rang, it was for Federica. She picked up the phone and talked for a minute then hung up.

Federica said, "Well, the game has to be cut short, so I hope you all kept track on who got demanded the most."

The one got demanded the most was Angela, so Federica said, "Angie got two while most at least got one or none, so Angie get a half day off tomorrow."

And the one with most time on Thrones is Fer, so she get to have a one day vacation with friends of her choice.

Fernandia said, "I'll choose Major Doglio and my favorite companions, Luciana and Tina."

Federica said, "Unfortunately I'm not an option, but I promise we can do other things together some other time."

Fernandia looked a bit down, but Federica patted her head and said, "Remember to keep our days fun, it's our motto after all."

Fernandia smiled at Federica and said, "It's a promise then."

Federica nodded then said, "Come with me Takei, I have a meeting to attend to."

Junko went along with her, then Junko drove her to the meeting.

The rest of the squad were hanging out in the living room and seems as if nothing else will amaze them for the rest of the day.

Angela said, "That was a rather bizarre game than fun."

Everyone agreed unanimously.

Patricia said, "You still got a free half day off out of it tomorrow."

Angela looked at Patricia and said, "A whole day with someone would have been better."

Patricia suddenly kissed Angela on the lips, Angela was caught off guard and cried as her face got red, "What was that for?"

Patricia said while blushing, "Just cause." Then Patricia left.

Angela wanted to say something, but she didn't feel like it so she went to her room.

Then Amaki and Nishiki left while holding hands.

Fernandia wanted to leave her two friends alone so she left.

Martina said to Luciana, "Fer is a very good friend we have."

Luciana said, "She's our best friend after all."

Martina said, "I love you, Luciana."

Luciana said, "Sorry, I kind of feel the same but I'm not ready for a relationship yet."

Martina said, "Well, we should forget about this and return to our normal life, for now. After I do this." Then she kissed Luciana's lips and left.

Luciana was blushing as she felt that the game really made everyone acting weird.

Then Dominica said while holding Jane, "Well, today is an interesting day."

Jane said, "It's a pretty gay one that is, although we're not the ones to talk..."

Luciana sighed and said, "It's definitely not a game I'll ever want to play again..."

~~...~~

At night, everyone but Federica was thinking about forgetting whatever happened today. Although Federica knew that no one would ever want to recall about the game for a long time.

Afterward, the squad voted to never play the game again, which was later known as Gay of Thrones.

**************...****************

A few months later, Fernandia, Luciana, and Martina went to check on Venezia's regatta for the vacation.

Reference:

Federica - Major (British: Squadron Leader) Federica N. Doglio - commander of the 504th JFW and Red Pants Unit member

Dominica - Captain (British: Flight Lieutenant) Dominica S. Gentile - member of the 504th

Jane - Captain (British: Flight Lieutenant) Jane T. Godfrey - member of the 504th

Luciana - Ensign (British: Pilot Officer) Luciana Mazzei - member of the 504th and Red Pants Unit member

Angela - Lieutenant (British: Flying Officer) Angela Salas Larrazabal - member of the 504th and Red Pants Honorary member

Fernandia - Lieutenant (British: Flying Officer) Fernandia Malvezzi - member of the 504th and Red Pants Unit member

Junko - Captain (British: Flight Lieutenant) Junko Takei - combat commander of 504th. She used to be in Libau with Major Mio Sakamoto and Flight Officer Yoshiko Nishizawa and known as "Lady of Libau" between the three "Libau Triumvirate".

Patricia - Lieutenant (British: Flying Officer) Patricia Schade - member of the 504th

Martina - Master Sergeant (British: Flight Sergeant) Martina("Tina") Crespi - member of the 504th and Red Pants Unit member

Amaki - Ensign (British: Pilot Officer) Amaki Suwa- member of the 504th

Nishiki - Ensign (British: Pilot Officer) Nishiki Nakajima - member of the 504th

Sources:

Gay of Thrones: The game is based on the classic game of straw drawing of the king, but played in a very weird way. It kind of fits the way Major Federica Dogilo does things though, although not this stupid... And personally I have nothing against Game of Thrones nor have the interest in watching it.

504th Joint Fighter Wing: A joint fighter wing stationed in Romagna

Author Comment:

I don't know how I came up with this story... So I don't think there will be a bizarre story again as far as I know...

Will do what I can for a valentines day story, but also must focus on school work.