(Naruto's room, Tazuna's house. Que song: Naruto Blue Bird Hip hop Remix by NomedBeats)


Naruto wakes up to the sound of birds chirping in the distance as sunrays beam through the window blinds. He slowly comes to feeling better then he has in weeks. He feels refreshed as if a load has just been taken off his shoulders. He stretches some only to smell something rather delicious wafting in the air. He cracked a smile and gets out of bed seeing he's wearing only his normal sleepwear. His eyes scanned the room noticing his gear was missing and is nowhere to be found. Shrugging his shoulders he just assumes Ameyuri may have taken them to keep them from his team. Shrugging his shoulders Naruto just gets up and heads into the bathroom to take a quick shower. He smiles happily as the feeling of hot water washes over his toned and rather tall tank like body. Naruto sighs contently as he washes himself clean of the dirt, sweat and dried blood from his body.

Heading downstairs after getting dressed in some civilians clothes, Naruto sees Ameyuri and Tsunami conversing happily with one another giggling as Samehada is strapped to Ameyuri's back. Ranmaru simply fiddling with his food a bit. Naruto makes himself known as he takes a seat next to Ameyuri. Ranmaru quickly turns his head to see Naruto and hugs him around the waist before getting his hair Ruffled by the blonde. Naruto looks at Ameyuri who merely grins happily at the way Ranmaru and Naruto look. Naruto gives Ameyuri and Tsunami a gentle stare disarming them from their current topic making them both blush rather heatedly. Naruto reaches over and pulls Samehada from Ameyuri laying her in his lap before rubbing up and down her bandaged scales making the sword moan rather lustfully. Tsunami heads to the kitchen and gets Naruto something to eat which he excitedly thanks her for and begins munching down. When he's finished he says "Hey Ranmaru how are you doing little man? I was hoping you could tell me about yourself like you wanted to yesterday."

After Ranmaru's tale of how his family was killed, His sorrow over how they were slaughtered as the tears begin to flow in his eyes. How he lamented that he was abandoned by others no matter who they were only to be found by Raiga. Even going into detail about his frail and weak body due to genetics and how he hates himself for being so weak. Naruto just compares his life with Ranmaru's and sighs knowing that suffering is something they both have in spades. Naruto merely reaches over and sets Ranmaru in his lap before patting his head.

"Relax little man . . .I won't hate you for your eyes nor your frail body. I don't think I can help physically with that problem as my blood works more for other things. . . I'll do some research to find someone who can help you though. Hows that sound Souchi?" Naruto says with a slight slip of the tongue getting Ranmaru to tear up and hug Naruto tightly holding onto as he begins to softly cry into naruto's broad, strong chest.

"Oh by the way Ameyuri where's my Ninja gear? I couldn't find it in the room anywhere." Naruto says to Ameyuri who merely shrugs.

"I don't know Naruto-kun. After I stripped you to your basics I went to sleep with you. I woke up and they were gone. I thought Tsunami had washed them." Ameyuri says looking to Tsunami who shakes her head no. Soon the door to the house opens and in walks Kakashi wearing Naruto's battle gear. Kakashi looking rather smug as he feels invincible in the suit only to feel an insurmountable load of killing intent leveled at him. Looking towards the kitchen He stares back at an awake, and clearly enraged Naruto. His eye Twitching reflexively as a moment of silent tension radiated throughout the room.

"Scarecrow . . . .would you mind telling me why you are wearing MY PERSONAL BATTLE GEAR?" Naruto practically screams aiming all his KI at Kakashi.

"I just wanted to test it out and see if it was still able to be used after your battle with Zabuza?" Kakashi says hoping he buys that lie rather than his true motive of trying to wear and steal the gear if it suited his needs and did what Naruto claimed.

"Really well then i guess i don't have to kill you then. Take my gear off hand it to tsunami and make sure to kiss her and her family's ass as much as possible since she and her family are the only reason i'm not leveling this house with you inside it." Naruto says pissed off. Naruto gave Kakashi a chance to change and see him for who he is but Kakashi hasn't even bothered with fulfilling his part of the deal. Naruto merely scoffs and watches Kakashi nod and take the gear off before sitting in front of Naruto.

"Naruto . . .Listen i'm sorry okay? I just . . .it's hard trying to see you as a person because of Kyuubi. I trust the Yondaime's sealing techniques it's just . . .you're getting too strong to fast. Your attitude is that of a very angry and hateful person. . .it's hard to see you through all the sin the Kyuubi has done. I haven't fulfilled my part of our deal but . . .i'll try okay? From this point on you're in charge and if my students disobey an order from you i'll set them straight okay? I'll leave now." Kakashi says sighing hoping Naruto hasn't closed the door on him just yet.

"Kakashi. . . thanks at least you're going to try and start being smart about this. I assure you. . .Kyuubi is not the cause for my changes. I just got sick of the way i was being treated. Even when training i was forced to endure the pain and torture when unable to really defend myself. I'll give you a second chance to live up to our deal. . . break this chance and you'll end up on your ass or in your grave depending on how you try and "get the demon'." Naruto says deathly serious getting Kakashi to nod some before gets up and heads upstairs.

"Kakashi one more thing." Naruto says looking at him as Kakashi turns his head towards Naruto.

"First pouch, Third zipper, second scroll. . . .inside is a spare set of gear like mine with white trim. . . .Take it if you want. White's not my color." Naruto says taking a sip of his green tea once he calmed down getting Kakashi to nod and eye smile.

"Thanks Naruto. See you in a bit." Kakashi says heading into Naruto's room to get the suit He was allowed. Naruto merely turns to face Ameyuri who is smiling happy at her souchi before hugging him tightly and smashing his face into her breasts making Naruto blush.

(Que Song End.)


"So Ame-chan, Where and what are we doing today?" Naruto asks Ameyuri who merely shrugs her shoulders with a chuckle.

"Honestly nothing Naruto-kun. We literally just have to wait here for a week till Zabuza gets back. When that happens she'll perform the ritual and forbidden Jutsu to give you teeth like mine." Ameyuri says with a smile nuzzling into Naruto with a smile drawing a growl from samehada.

"Shut it sharky. Just showing my sochi some loving." Ameyuri says getting Samehada to shut up. Ameyuri smirks and chuckles before Tsunami has an idea before speaking up.

"N-Naruto, I'm heading into town later to go pick up some food and supplies. I'm also going to talk to someone who's been secretly helping us from the inside of Gato's organization. If you want you can come along." Tsunami says getting Naruto to smile and nod at her proposal as Ameyuri chuckles before grabbing Ranmaru.

"I'm going to stay behind and watch Ranmaru. You have fun Sochi." Ameyuri says with a happy smile before leaving the house with Tsunami in his gear and Samehada on his back. When entering the city Naruto notices many things are going to hell. No food to buy, no fish to sell, Many people out on the streets and dirty. Little girls no older than 6 getting paid by thugs for things that only those nearing 20 should do. Seeing the devastation Gato has brought Naruto growls hatefully as Samehada does the same. Naruto walks over to a thug who just threw money at a parent's head and grabbed his 6 year old daughter before pulling out his dick.

The look on the little girl's face was shock and horror just like her parents who were going to stop him until he mentioned Gato and they were forced to do nothing. As the man goes to grab the girl a second time The man splits vertically down the middle completely getting bisected as the flesh in between the two halves appears to have been shredded like ribbons. The thug falls dead to the floor soaking the mother and father in gore as the little girl had run to hide behind them.

"You three. . . .spread the word. Gato's reign is going to end. And Naruto Uzumaki shall be his executioner. Take your daughter, that money and this map." Naruto says handing the three a map of a campsite outside wave.

"I used to live there hidden in the trees. I had help but that campsite will have plenty of food. Water, shelter and space for you three and most 60% of this town. The place is owned by Soothsayers and Priests of a forgotten order called The embraced. They will take care of you." Naruto says getting the mother and father of the little girl to cry tears of happiness who then hug the massive 12 year old who saved their daughter from a fate worse than death.

"remember spread the word. . . .In a weeks time Gato will be no more. Once that week is up you can choose to stay with the embraced or come back home." Naruto walks back towards Tsunami who just smiles at Naruto and what he did. She takes him into a vegetable store. Once inside Tsunami calls out.

"Hello? Is anyone here? Hinode?" Tsunami says only to get a redheaded woman to walk out of the back room with a blooded Washing Pole Katana dripping with it's fresh kill.

"No she isn't here. She's . . . .she didn't make it. Those thugs in back i just slaughtered raped and killed her. . . .Her father is going to be devastated." The red headed woman says bringing Tsunami to tear up and look at the ground. Her best friend killed and raped by these monsters. She just shakes her head and hugs the red headed woman with all her might before nuzzling in.

"Shh, it's okay Tsunami . . . .Gato is planning something big to kill Tazuna and that's when he'll be in the open. Once that happens i can end him once and for all." The redhead says Making Tsunami nod her head into the embrace of the woman. Tsunami composes herself before she just looks towards The woman.

"I almost forgot. Kushina-chan this is Naruto. Naruto is a Shinobi who my father hired for protection from Gato. Naruto claims to want the same thing as you maybe you could work together." Tsunami says wiping the tears from her eyes getting the redhead to Nod some before looking towards the 6 foot tall giant of a boy in front of her wielding Samehada.

Kushina's eyes widen in shock as she looks towards him. His face, his eyes, his hair and even that stupid smile on his face reminds her Of Minato.

"YOU BASTARD HOW DARE YOU TAKE THAT NAME!" Kushina says drawing her Katana and getting ready to strike.

"What do you mean taking that name. That name was given to me by my mother before i was told she abandoned me. When i later found out she was lied to. How dare i? How dare you take my mother's name in vain claiming to be someone you're not." Naruto says pulling Samehada out who growls vehemently at Kushina getting kushina to growl once again.

"Minato you lying asshole I know thats you. What happened to our baby? What did you bitch out of sacrificing yourself by having a random jounin give there life in your place?" Kushina says before She slashes at Naruto's face only to have the sword blocked easily by Samehada due to Naruto's speed.

"What did you think my mother's reputation in killing would get you respect. There's no way you're her cause that attack alone would have killed me if you were really her. Also i'm not that blonde haired asshole. If anything I absolutely hate the fucker. I despise his very existence with every fiber of my being. The fact that i have his hair color alone is enough to send me into a blind fury. But now you remind me I have his ugly ass looks." Naruto says slashing at Kushina in a downward arch getting his blow stopped by the Katana.

"Oh please you don't have his looks. You have his hair color, his hair's style and his smug Holier than thou attitude and pompous skin and eye color. But if anything you look more like . . ." Kushina's eyes widen as she notes similarities in his face and her own when she was younger. She slashes at Naruto's chest only to get surprised when he grabs hold of her katana like it was nothing and spin kicks her in the gut. The massive blow sending her through a wall into the streets as Naruto walks out of the hole she made.

"I told you. Don't remind me of that i look like my father. It pisses me off. What he did to me and what he forced upon my mother. Now why are you taking my Kaa-san's name and what good will it do you?" Naruto says getting Samehada ready.

"I am kushina Uzumaki. Princess of whirlpool country, EX WIFE of the yondaime hokage and current wrecker of your shit. Now end that henge or i swear my reputation as the crimson tide Will be defended." Kushina says getting in position.

"Well I am Naruto Uzumaki of Konoha, Current wielder of Samehada and the face of your death Imposter. I won't let anyone ruin my Kaa-san's reputation Nor will i let them Impose upon my clan's Reputation. If you don't end your henge." Naruto says getting into his Cleaving whirlWind stance for heavy blades.

"I'll force you to." Naruto finishes as his Grin goes manic. Kushina's face does the same as they both look at one another seeing that they are indeed who they claim. To make sure both Naruto and Kushina make one slash at each others faces ensuring first blood at the same time. A deep gash appearing on Kushina's shoulder and a thin paper like cut along Naruto's cheeks across his nose and clean through the other. The paper thin and Shallow cut bleeds profusely as with Kushina's Seeing this they walk to one another and look into each other's eyes.

Naruto's blue eyes peer into His mother's cool lavender eyes and he smiles some taking in her features. The lovely red hair, The round heart shaped face. The purple eyes met with a dazzling manic grin which only made them more prominent as he does the same only with a slight blush that's hidden by his blood.

"You really are my Kaa-san aren't you?" Naruto asks as Kushina nods her head.

"And you're my precious sochi who i was forced to abandon otherwise become breeding stock for root." Kushina says getting a nod from Naruto.

"Danzo shimura i presume?" Naruto says having been warned by Jiji that Danzo was up to something devious lately.

"The one and the same. Looks like you're powerful sochi. Pretty good with Same-chan there. So Kisame finally bite the water bullet?" Kushina says a bit confused.

"No he gave her to me as a gift. . . .Kaa-chan will you come with me today? I want to show you something." Naruto says with a smile as Kushina nods.

"Of course sochi. But you realise no hugs till we're somewhere private. Our clan has a name to uphold."Kushina says before ripping his gear upwards revealing his rather well toned body to the world making all the women in the street blush. Kushina included. As she looks at her son's well toned abs and strong pecs. She notices the seal array and verifies it's the real deal and nearly breaks out into tears. She holds off on it and pulls his shirt down leaning in and kissing Naruto on the head.

"I'm proud of you sochi. Now let's go. We need to plan our next move." Kushina says getting naruto to look at her indignantly.

"When he shows, i'm gonna walk right up and shoot him in the face." Naruto says holding up his index and middle fingers.

"Sochi i think you're missing a few steps in that plan of yours. You know skipping some details" Kushina says sweat dropping.

"No I said "in the face"." Naruto responds as if it's the most obvious thing in the world.

"Tsunami come here please." Kushina says getting Tsunami to peer outside the hole in the wall.

"Is it over?" Tsunami says a little scared.

"Yeah it's over. No more fighting." Kushina says getting Tsunami to come out and nod as she, Naruto and Kushina all head towards Her house. All the while Kushina stealing glances at her 6 foot tall sochi. He almost meets her height. He's still shorter than her by about 5 inches. Smiling at this she just peers down at his form and a few ticks are heard making Naruto look up at his mother.

"Yes Kaa-chan?" Naruto asks.

"Sochi . . .you realize we're the last of the Uzumaki right?" Kushina says getting Naruto to softly nod his head.

"Yeah i know kaa-san. So if we go back to konoha we'll have to be put into some retarded clan out of wedlock or grow our own back up somehow." Naruto says earning a smile from Kushina.

"True but I'd like to see them try to marry me off to some fatass cock sucking civilian. I'd sooner die than touch or even look at that filth." Kushina says getting Naruto to smile.

"Same here Kaa-chan" Naruto says smiling.

"Before we head to Konoha we have to make a stop in a new village son. One where we'll pick up your older sister and maybe be able to get rid of that god awful hair and eye color." Kushina says as she opens the door to tazuna's house.

"Sister? I have an older sister?" Naruto asks getting nothing out of Kushina as Kakashi walks in wearing the suit Naruto had given him

"Ahh Naruto-san, Glad you're back. The suit fits wonderfully thank you. I was just about to train my Genin. Want to help me?" Kakashi asks giving Naruto an Eye smile before noticing The red head Next to him.

"K-Kushina" Kakashi is cut off as a fist connects with his head sending him into the floor with a harsh thud leaving an indent of his head in the floor boards.

"That was for ignoring my souchi all his life BAKAMONO!" Kushina says with righteous fury before kicking him in the head and stomping on his stomach.

"And that was for Telling me My souchi was dead due to the seal failing." Kushina says before looking at Kakashi and taking out her Katana and aiming it as his covered Sharingan.

"And this would have been for your treatment of Naruto but on the short walk here he told me you Were slowly seeing the truth of things. So i'll let you keep your cursed eye for now. But make one mistake and it no longer belongs to you." Kushina says getting the prone kakashi to nod to her scared shitless.

"Now i know where i get my attitude. That was fucking sexy." Naruto says blushing softly at the righteous fury his mother showed.

"Oh thank you souchi. You're not so bad yourself." Kushina says winking at her son getting him to blush deeper as Samehada growls.

"oh hush shark lips He's my souchi so i can tease him all i want." Kushina says getting a few ticks and clicks from Samehada.

"Yeah yeah whatever, Look Kakashi, I'm joining Naruto are you his sensei?" Kushina asks getting Kakashi to shake his head.

"No Ku" Kakashi says before getting a sword poking into his testicles.

"That's Uzumaki-sama or Uzumaki-Dono to you Shithead. You have lost the right to use my first name. Understand?" Kushina asks getting Kakashi to nod furiously to her.

"No Uzumaki-sama, I am as of yesterday no longer Naruto's sensei. He has been made part of a new Branch of Shinobi Called. "Dākuhando kasai kenshi" (Dark Hand Fire Swordsman) and he currently outranks me as it's leader." Kakashi says getting Kushina's eyes to widen before smothering her souchi into her rather impressive bust.

"Oh my souchi is so powerful he's the leader of a special swordsman sect of Shinobi. I'M SO PROUD!" Kushina squeals getting him to blush even more happy that his mother is proud. Feeling his heart ache he wraps his arms around her waist and begins to softly sob into her breasts nuzzling into the warmth finding her heartbeat and listening intently.

"S-Sochi what's wrong?" Kushina asks a bit confused before getting on her knees and looking up into her sochi's eyes while having her hands on his shoulders.

"I-I I've always W-Wa-Wanted to have a K-Kaa-san. I always laid awake at night Thinking about what i could do to make her proud. To make her smile with glee at my strength and accomplishments. To do right by her and make sure that i never do anything to make her ashamed to be my Kaa-san." Naruto says before hugging his mother tightly and holding her without letting go.

"I had always thought that if i did good enough maybe my Kaa-san who i was told abandoned me cause i was worthless would see the error of her ways and take me Ba-ha-Hack" Naruto wails before holding his mother in his iron clad grip. Kushina looks on astonished at her son and just tears up at his words knowing that He must have felt so alone, So hated and useless everyday. She just rubs her sochi's head tenderly having her fingers glide through his hair before she begins singing a tender lullaby her mother used to sing to her to calm her down when she was upset.

Naruto by now was melting into his mother's embrace with a soft blush on his face and a weight lifted off his shoulders as Kushina consoles him. Kushina thinking deeply about what she can do to help Repair her sons shattered body and soul. She merely kisses his head and leans her's on his before nuzzling into it a bit.

"Oh Sochi I'd never be ashamed of you no matter what. I love you with all my heart and if i had known you were able to be taken as easily as i had always hoped i would have stolen you away from that detestable village. I HAVE never, WAS never, nor SHALL i ever feel shame that you are my sochi. Only pride that the uzumaki Gene's are strong in you. Speaking of which. Yes you have an Aniki. Her Name is Tayuya and she's about 24 now same as an old student of mine Anko before she was taken as an apprentice by Orochimaru. We'll be a family again. You'll never have to be alone ever okay?" Kushina says rubbing Naruto's back in circles to calm him as he nods softly into her shoulder.

"I hate to break this up but Naruto is that who i think it is?" Ameyuri asks coming down from the second floor holding Ranmaru in her arms. Kushina's head darts up at the voice before seeing who it is. She smiles happily and gives Ameyuri a gentle wink before licking her lips making Ameyuri blush some as she chuckles.

"Yeah that's you alright Kushina-sensei. I can't believe you're here. This will make things so much easier." She says as she walks over to Kushina handing Ranmaru over to Naruto who wipes his tears away and just holds the frail 4 year old patting and rubbing his back getting Ranmaru to smile and snuggle into his Tou-san.

"Oh Naruto who's this little guy?" Kushina asks getting Ranmaru to dig himself deeper into Naruto scared and shy of the new face.

"This Kaa-san is Ranmaru. Ranmaru this is my actual Kaa-san Kushina. She's your Obaa-chan." Naruto said shocking Them both as Kushina looks at Ranmaru and vise versa.

"He's my grandbaby? She's my Obaa-chan?" They both ask at the same time getting a nod and a fox like smirk from Naruto.

"Yup she is and Yes he is." Naruto smiles cheekily at his mother who growls.

"Who's the cock hungry cunt that stole your innocence? I swear to Kami if it's that cock hungry, cum chugging, dick sucking slut of a bitch haruno, Mebuki i will destroy her entire clan compound BRICK BY BRICK." Kushina says raging at the thought of anyone raping her souchi cause of Kyuubi to get bloodline children.

"No Kaa-chan he's not mine biologically I sorta kinda Adopted him with Ame-chan and decided to raise him like my own." Naruto says rubbing Ranmaru's back getting said kid to nuzzle into him some more.

"Oh that's so sweet. I have a grandchild. Ranmaru feel free to come to your Obaa-chan for anything okay sweety?" Kushina says getting Ranmaru to smile and nod. Meanwhile Kakashi just slipped out of the house a bit hurt at being ignored but decides it's best not to worry about it.

"Kaa-chan we have to focus. Ranmaru will get to know you as time goes on just like me and Ame-chan. But currently we have to wait for Scarecrow to get his genin and then we can sort out the schedule for the next week or two while we protect Tazuna from Gato." Naruto says getting Kushina to stop Playing with ranmaru's feet and stand straight up.

"Right, right. So how are we gonna do this? Cause i gotta report to Gato as the "Crimson tide" soon and report everything i can on tazuna's protection and if i'll be needed or not." Kushina says looking at Naruto who smirked rather happily.

"Tell him that Tazuna Hired a ragtag group of ill equipped incompetent Genin and a useless lazy Sensei who only got lucky against Zabu-chan. You won't be needed at all." Naruto says making Kushina smirk happily before she looks towards Ameyuri and thinks for a minute.

"What about Ameyuri-san? Surely he'd need me to deal with her before anything. Besides what about you. I know Zabu-chan told Gato about you as well cause i was given your description saying to watch out for you." Kushina says looking at Naruto before blushing when he's just rubbing Ranmaru's hair softly as he helps the little kid Eat some veggies.

"Tell him that Ameyuri and Myself were called out on more important duties and had to leave. I'll henge into something that matches what you're going to tell Gato about incompetent Genin." Naruto says as he looks towards his mother with a gentle and tender smile making her nod to him.

"Alright then. I'll do it later today when i go to report to him. I'll come back and hide with Ameyuri-san here at the house and protect Tsunami and Inari-kun." Kushina says with a bit of happiness in her voice before leaning in and kissing Naruto on the forehead before hugging him.

"Be careful Sochi-kun. . . i don't think i can make it losing you a second time." Kushina says getting a hug of reassurance from Naruto.

"No problem Kaa-chan. I won't die easy. Be careful, I don't want that sleaze touching my Kaa-chan." Naruto says getting Kushina to nod as she unseals a hooded set of robes while putting on a blood red blank mask with two pitch black holes where her eyes are. She pulls out a Scythe and latches it to her back before looking back to her Sochi and nodding at him before Disappearing in a whirlwind of water.

After a bit of Debate with Ameyuri and Samehada Naruto decides on his disguise and agrees to go with something so crazy it will no doubt work. After a bit of time Sasuke and Sakura along with an armored up Kakashi enter the house again and look at the 6 foot behemoth amongst them before Naruto smiles.

"Kakashi-san, I have a plan. In order to lure Gato into a false sense of security i have a spy feeding him misleading information about you only getting Lucky against Zabuza. While you have a team of inexperienced, under prepared and incompetent genin. It'll get him to get Ballsy and try something stupid." Naruto says getting Kakashi to think about it for a moment before nodding some.

"That makes absolute sense. I'll follow with this plan of yours but How are we going to pull it off?" Kakashi asks getting his Genin to look at him confused.

"Like this" Naruto says before he poofs into smoke revealing a henge. Where the tall and muscled 6 foot monster was before now only stands a measly 4'9" weakling in a horrible orange and blue jumpsuit with a happy go lucky shit eating grin on his face.

"Hi my names Naruto uzumaki and I'm gonna be Hokage Believe it!" Naruto exclaims making a stupid pose getting into his role as an idiot.

"N-Naruto . . .is that really you?" Kakashi asks a bit confused.

"Hai sensei it's me. Can you teach me some cool Jutsu? Or maybe teach me how to get Sakura-chan to go out with me? I'll find some way to get her i know it Believe it" Naruto says once more before looking at Kakashi with a face splitting grin.

"Naruto holy crap that's freaky. I don't like hearing those kinds of words coming from you. Bring back the muscled psychopath that used to shave everything in front of him to ribbons with Samehada." Sakura says hiding behind Sasuke who looks at this new weaker Naruto with a bit of lust in his eyes.

"Sorry sakura no can do. This will be the new me for the duration of this mission. As for Same-tenshi she will be in the care of Ameyuri-chan hiding here in Tazuna's house waiting for ambushes to take care of." Naruto says in his true voice before Sasuke pipes up.

"Maybe you should complete the look and have this version of you date me. Make it so he not only thinks you're stupid but crazy also. Who knows maybe we can talk about . . . things when we're done with the mission." Sasuke says with a smirk and his trademark Uchiha smugness going through.

"Yeah gonna have to say no go on that uke-chan. Good plan on that add-on though. We'll save that for a trump card when i'm with another team on a different mission. Even if i was crazy and retarded i wouldn't date you. Even if faced with me being the only other man on the planet and us being the LAST TWO people in existence. I'll build a monument to humanity and all that we did before killing myself in the most gruesome way i could." Naruto says gagging a bit and nearly vomiting at the thought of Sasuke getting anywhere near him in that kind of sense.

Sasuke scowls at Naruto and growls as he talks to him before just stomping off somewhere thinking of different ways he can make Naruto his before stealing his power.

"Now i'll be in this Henge form of mine for at least 2 more weeks. Get used to it. But once Gato is satisfied with spying on us i'll turn back. Any questions?" Naruto asks getting two head shakes meaning no. He nods to them both and smiles.

"Dismissed then. Kakashi gather the emo and Take sakura out back with him. Have them do tree walking while dodging Thrown Kunai at 5 second intervals." Naruto says in his normal voice before Kakashi nods and takes the lead.

As the days go on Spy after spy shows up trying to be sneaky and get glimpses at Tazuna's defenses. As predicted they were sloppy and easily identified. But kakashi did nothing. All the spies saw was what they wanted them to see and After about a week in a half goes by the spies all collaborate and bring Gato a report. The report stating Crimson tides analysis was completely true. They only ever saw a retarded little orange wearing blonde, A stuck up little emo and a pink Fangirl with a lazy and irresponsible sensei teaching them. Gato getting his ego stroked and his confidence up thinks he can kill them easily. He then starts making his plan.

After the 5th day of the second Week Naruto dispels his Alter ego saving it for later looking at Sasuke's disapproving glare before smacking him upside the head. He walks into the house and grabs his Same-chan before leading her upstairs to the bedroom alone. Locking the door he undoes the bandages to her blade and begins soaking her in Suiton Chakra getting her to purr and moan while clicking and twitching in many different ways.

"gigigi gigigigigi gigi" (Mmm Naruto-kun yes. That feels so good. Please keep going. Move lower.) Samehada says as she feels Naruto's cooling and tender chakra flowing through her once more as he scales begin to repair themselves and her normal shining gleam returns to her dulled scales.

"You like this Same-chan well what about this?" Naruto says teasingly before using his Katon Chakra to heat his Suiton Chakra making it like a hot tub soaking and dousing her delicate scales getting Samehada to twitch around Violently before speaking frantically.

"gigi-g-gigigigi gigigi gi gigigigi g-gi" (Mmm N-Naruto-kun please if you do any more i won't be able to hold b-back" Samehada says with a lust filled voice as her mouth forms at the end of her blade.


(Lime ahead.)


"Mmm i don't care Same-tenshi. I want you to feel this good every day. Not having you with me when i was sleeping and not having you with me when i was training was literal hell on me. I wanna spoil you so i don't soon forget how wonderful you are." Naruto says to the blade as he leans in and kisses Samehada's formed maw surprising the sentient blade. Samehada just smiles softly and returns the kiss in full sliding her rather large tongue into the blonde's mouth. Her tongue licking around and soaking in every last taste it can as she absorbs his chakra more and more. Naruto is seemingly lost in bliss as he begins to tenderly rub up and down Samehada's scales making the blade purr and click sensually.

Samehada cuts off the kiss and bites Naruto's pants right at the Zipper tearing them to pieces leaving Naruto in his boxers which are soon discarded when Samehada uses her bandages to grab hold of the hem of them and rip them apart. Leaving Naruto's exposed 9 inch member in the air for all to see.

"S-Same-chan what are you doing?" Naruto asks embarrassed as Samehada does this only to moan softly when he feels her wet tongue lick up and down his cocks shaft. Ignoring Naruto's question Samehada crawls Closer to Naruto and sticks his cocks head inside her maw before closing it on him. Her wet and really warm mouth making the boy moan her name tenderly as he rubs and pat's her scales making her click more speaking with Naruto through their mental connection as she begins sucking on his cock.

"Mmm Naru-kun, You've been hiding another weapon from me. I can't believe you had a sword this wonderful and didn't introduce me." Samehada says through the mental connection they share. Samehada continues sucking on naruto's cock lovingly as her tongue licks up and down his shaft making the poor boy moan more than before as he can't help but let her do this.

"I'm sorry Same-tenshi please don't hate me i feared you wouldn't like my other sword if introduced. He's kind of a dick" Naruto says making Samehada giggle in her own way before continues sucking harder and faster on Naruto's cock as Naruto begins to softly rub up and down on every inch Of samehada Making her wiggle around as she sucks on him bringing him More pleasure than before getting him to grunt as he feels his cum starting to fill his balls.

Samehada opens her maw once more only to suck in the rest of Naruto's thick cock wrapping her tongue around his thick hard shaft jerking him off with it as she sucks. Her soft bottom lip pushing and rubbing against his sac tickling him a bit as he moans his loudest. Naruto feeling So good never notices Kushina staring at him from the doorway as she just waits for him to and samehada to stop what they are doing before talking with him about his plans success.

"Mmm Same-chan i feel like I'm about to burst please don't stop." Naruto says while thrusting his hips into his Beloved sword getting her to giggle more before naruto bottoms out inside his swords Maw and cums full thick ropes into her mouth making the blade wiggle and purr once again.

(Lime end)


"Mmm Kami that felt amazing Same-chan." Naruto says as Samehada just continues sucking on his cock ignoring him hoping to get a second shot out of her man before the clearing of a throat enters the room. Naruto looks towards the door seeing a blood red faced Kushina as she looks at the pair of mismatched lovers. She just had a slight tick mark on her head wondering what could have brought this on.

"Sochi-kun, I'm back from my mission. What exactly are you doing?" Kushina says hiding her slight anger.

"Uhh . .. i was enjoying a moment alone with my Girlfriend." Naruto says embarrassed as he looks down at Samehada who is currently laying between his legs as Naruto pulls out a scroll and puts chakra into it unsealing a second blue trimmed battlesuit he usually wears before putting it on.

"And . . . how exactly did this happen?" Kushina asks a bit confused.

"K-Kaa-chan, Well it goes like this. Samehada has raised me since i was 5 years old. She was given to me on my birthday. I got her from Kisame Hoshigaki and well. . . .over the years as me and Same-chan grew closer i started seeing her as more than just a blade. And she came to see me as more than her wielder some time after. During that whole seven years we shared everything we could. It was only recently that i was able to realize i loved her and we sorta agreed to date each other shortly before we got this mission. She knows she has to share though cause . . . there are things she can't do for me that others could." Naruto says getting a little sad before looking at Samehada whose licking his hands to reassure him.

"okay i get it. Well this is strange but uhh . . .i can accept it. Given time that is. Now I'm here cause my mission is complete. Gato has said i'm no longer needed and that i should just go. He paid me my usual price. We've got 2 days before Zabuza attacks the bridge." Kushina says with a smile before Naruto nods some and stands up strapping Samehada to his back.

"Good Gato is confident. That means he'll fuck up. He'll do something stupid like hire an army of Thugs to kill us all like an idiot and leave himself wide open." Naruto says getting Samehada to click in return making Naruto smile some and chuckle.

"Yeah Same-chan it's gonna be a slaughter. You'll get nice and fed that day. Then when all is said and done we can have some fun." Naruto smiles at his blade rubbing her handle before heading downstairs. Kushina following Naruto closely behind with a smile as she sees him begin to play a small game with Ranmaru. Kushina noticed this over the long course of her "Spying" on them. No matter what Naruto would always take time out of his day to make Ranmaru feel more appreciated and like he really did belong. Seeing Naruto interact with Ranmaru as a father would his son brings Kushina to think of the family Naruto himself was robbed of.

That form of thinking brings Kushina to think of Minato and his complete and utter idiocy at what he determined to be right. She growls Heatedly at thinking about how in her emotional state she had just accepted that Naruto was dead without evidence. She curses herself more than Minato for not being there for him. She remembers the day She told Tayuya when Naruto was dead. The sadness in her eyes and heart nearly broke the mother even more.

Tayuya having wanting a little brother for a long while had been broken hearted when she was told he was dead. All the love and care she'd give him. All the play time they'd miss and all the time they would spend together was taken from them before it could even start and it broke the girls heart enough to lock her emotions away after she spent the next month in a half crying about the brother she lost.

Relieving herself of those thoughts she then remembers when Orochimaru came and told her the truth of what was happening and how Against the Sandaime's wishes She was led astray all in an attempt to gain Naruto as a village weapon. She smiles some at the death that will now follow as she decides that she and Tayuya will both go to Konoha with Naruto to finally be a true family.

Danzo and the others sitting upon the civilian council will pay dearly for their treachery. Kushina will see to that, Personally. Time seems to go by rather fast as Kakashi and Naruto tear into Sasuke and Sakura harshly when training them to get them ready for tomorrow. If Kushina's info was right Zabuza made a rather speedy recovery and will be ready tomorrow. After dinner when everyone goes to sleep Kushina sneaks into Naruto's room and has Ameyuri take her place in Tsunami's room.

Not like Ameyuri minded at all seeing as soon as a few minutes passed Moans could be heard from behind Tsunami's door showing Ameyuri was indeed getting what she wanted. Kushina licks her lips rather ferally as she herself begins imagining certain activities she could be doing soon enough when away from listening ears and prying eyes.

Getting into bed with Naruto, Kushina wraps her arms around her tall muscled sochi only to find out that he had gotten the "Uzumaki Cuddle" gene and boy did he have it bad. Kushina immediately felt him wrap his arm around her neck and his legs around hers entangling them together in the most intimate way possible and snuggle rather deep into her breasts and she giggles rubbing the back of his head.

"Don't worry sochi . . . I'm here. I'm here and i'll never leave your side again. Thats a promise of a lifetime 'Tebanne." Kushina says as here old verbal tick shows making her blush a bit as she only ever said that when she was aroused or around her first and only real husband. She kisses Naruto's head before drifting off to sleep herself as well.

Morning soon comes and Naruto and Kushina are both still passed out. Kakashi and his team along with Tazuna and Ameyuri had left a few hours ago to get to the bridge deciding Naruto needed his sleep. Naruto and Kushina hear a small scuffle downstairs which wakes them both up.

Kushina looks at Naruto and Naruto surprised to see his mother just steels his nerves and nods at her as they both head downstairs silently. Seeing Tsunami pinned on her knees as two men were in the house makes Naruto plan his attack only to see that the perps now also have Ranmaru and are holding him hostage as well. Naruto calms his nerves until he sees Ranmaru's state which is covered in bruises and then he hears what The perp says and that makes Naruto Rocket forward as fast as he can drawing Samehada.

"So What should we do now. We got the slut and her kid. Should we . . . have a little fun before taking her to the boss? You know how they don't last long after that." Perp one says making Tsunami's eyes grow wide.

"Yeah i think that would be good but I'm honestly thinking more along the lines of the kid. I mean he can't even move so it's not like he can fight back. You know how Boss's clients love that. We'll get more for him so i say break him in fir-" The second perp is unable to finish his sentence as a massive diagonal cut from shoulder to waist shreds him apart like ribbons as if having been shaved. The second perp only has time to shit himself as the last thing he sees is his back and ass as his neck is snapped a complete 180 degrees around before having his top half severed from his bottom half with a Katana.

The two perps Lying dead in front of Tsunami and Ranmaru as Naruto and Kushina look on at the dead bodies pissed. The second perp while still having a few seconds of life in his eyes only hears one thing from naruto.

"Never threaten my son. You'll live longer." Turning to Ranmaru who only looks at Naruto with tears in his eyes. Seeing the people murdered didn't really effect him all to much. His weak and frail body having been roughly handled shows signs of bruises and a few cuts.

"Kaa-chan, Stay with Ranmaru and Tsunami incase anymore Thugs show up. I'm heading to the bridge. Gato is getting taken care of. TODAY!" Naruto says with a feral finality in his voice that makes Kushina's pussy wet. She just groans a bit under her breath before nodding.

"O-Okay Sochi please be safe." Kushina says getting Naruto to nod at her before races off to the bridge.

Showing up at the bridge Naruto immediately notices a few things. Sasuke and Ameyuri are in the middle of a dome of ice slabs strategically placed to shape said dome while Sakura is with Tazuna actually holding her own composure rather well for what she used to be. Heading over to Sakura The 6 foot tall Boy merely smirks at her before grabbing hold of Samehada.

"Sakura what the hell is sasuke doing?" Naruto asks a bit angry at why he's attacking Zabuza's partner.

"Sasuke-kun wanted to fight against a strong opponent to try and unlock his sharingan so he lied and said that he killed you while you were sleeping because you wouldn't give him your power. Kakashi and I were stunned by that and didn't immediately deny the claim and well in an act of rage Zabuza raced to attack sasuke-kun only to be blocked by Kakashi while Zabuza's apprentice attacked Sasuke. Ameyuri showed up soon after told me to protect Tazuna and went to help sasuke only to get trapped in that weird dome." Sakura speedily says getting naruto to sigh at Sasuke's idiocy and lust for power. He decides that he needs to take care of that arrogant little shit soon or all hell will break loose.

"Thanks sakura-chan. Listen keep doing what you're doing and just relax. I'll handle all this okay." Naruto says getting Sakura to nod and take a defensive stance in front of Tazuna who smiles at the girl and the giant thankful they are there to keep him safe.

Naruto rushes into the Ice dome just in time to Slam his fist as hard as he can into the face of Haku who was about to stab Ameyuri in the back. His rather stonewall strong fist smashing her mask and sending Haku hurling through the air only to crash into the bridge floor.

"What the hell is your major malfunction Uke? Telling them you killed me when i was sleeping? As if i'd be killed by your cock sucking ass you ungrateful little shit." Naruto says Smashing Sasuke's head into the floor breaking it wide open and knocking him unconscious.

Ameyuri just smiles some and picks up the unconscious idiot and throws him to the side making sure he lands against the railing on the side of bridge. Naruto in the meantime heads out to where Kakashi and Zabuza are fighting. Only to see Zabuza Impale her through the stomach with his Raikiri. Seeing red Naruto rushes forward and in an instant Kakashi finds his head is ringing in pain as his jaw is broken by a swift and hard kick to the mouth sending him far away from Zabuza.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM SHITHEAD? Who told you to attack Zabuza?" Naruto yells only to get a shocked look from Zabuza and a smile from Kakashi who thought his student really did end him but seeing Naruto standing here just fine makes him happy.

"You're alive? HA I KNEW IT. That pretentious little shit couldn't have killed you no matter what." Zabuza says holding her wounded stomach as she drops to one knee.

"Yeah as if the cock sucker could even touch me. You didn't really believe him did you?" Naruto asks getting Zabuza to sigh.

"Not really but, Kakashi said that when looking at you before leaving for the bridge you were motionless and seemed to not be breathing. So when sasuke said he killed you were sleeping it kind of made sense." Zabuza says getting naruto to nod as he did learn to sleep like that for the fact he had to make it seem like he was dead as no one tortured him when he started doing that thinking he was already dead.

"I have a question though Zabuza." Naruto says getting her to nod some.

"What is it?" Zabuza asks curious.

"Why are you so vehement on getting revenge against them for killing me. This seems . . . out of character for a demon you know." Naruto says poking fun at her name. In response Zabuza blushes softly and sighs opening her Satchel and tossing Naruto a scroll.

"Open that and find out. It took a lot but i was able to get it back from Gato after he stole it from me." Zabuza says as she lays down and leans against the railing of the Bridge.

In Naruto's hands was a marriage contract between one Zabuza Momochi the Kiri no Kaijin and The first born Male Uzumaki Heir. He looks and read s the contract over word for word before looking at Zabuza.

"T-This is real?" Naruto asks Zabuza a bit embarrassed.

"Yeah it's real. . . .Your mother drew it up when i outright asked to marry her son. When she said she didn't have one but was working on it i begged her to write up a contract of marriage. I had to prove myself in the months we followed her that i wasn't just a star struck fangirl. . . When Kushina left she gave me that scroll and told me be patient. Be patient and her little Malestrom will be mine." Zabuza says getting Naruto to blush rather deeply and smile before they hear clapping coming from the other side of the bridge.

Looking up from his conversation Naruto sees Gato on the other side of the bridge with a rather twisted smile and an army of thugs easily in the hundreds. Naruto snarling at Them all gets a little angry.

"Gato. . .So glad you could make it. Why are you here?" Naruto asks a bit happy his plan had gone off without a hitch.

"I'm here to watch you guys kill Zabuza. She's far to expensive for my tastes and once she's dead i'm sure my friends here will be able to deal with the left overs. Not like you're all going to be much of a challenge. I even hired double the number of people i had at first just in case so i know you won't survive this encounter." Gato says getting the thugs easily numbering a thousand to laugh and chuckle before Gato speaks again.

"Enough of this boys. Cut them all down. Save the women for the brothels but make sure to have all the fun you can with them. I have to head back to the mansion and get your payments ready. Remember anyone who brings me the head of the Blonde one there gets triple his normal price." Gato says making Naruto's eyes Darken. Gato just did something he shouldn't have.

"What did you say Gato? Get the what now?" Naruto asks a bit pissed off that someone reminded him he had his fathers Hair color.

"Huh? I said get the blonde one you idiot. You, You're the only blonde here i see Stupid." Gato says getting naruto to merely go silent. In the next instant a rather large number of sharks erupt from his fingers made of water. The sharks tear into the thugs rather violently as Naruto poofs a few clones into existance next to him which take over the Jutsu for him. Naruto on the other hand barrels forward into the thugs numbering easily a thousand slicing and carving into their flesh rather heatedly and with reckless abandon. His eyes no longer blue but a viscious blood red and slitted like a demons. His teeth gritting harshly sending cracks into them showing his rage literally made him grind his teeth so hard they nearly shattered.

As the thugs are gettling hacked to ribbons and soaking both Naruto and Samehada in blood his hair turns from blonde to a deep crimson red from the amount of blood thats inside it. In a matter of minutes the thousand man strong army was down to zero. He turns to face Gato before pointing Samehada at him.

"Never. . . and i mean NEVER Remind me that i have my asshole father's hair color. It pisses me off." Naruto says getting Gato to literally shit his pants right there.

"Please don't kill me. . .Please i'll give you anything you want. Money, Land, Power. Women. Nothing is without of my reach. Please just let me live i'll Get you anything." Gato begins begging only to get naruto to laugh some.

"I only have one thing to say to you Gato." Naruto says as his voice gets a bit happy. His voice and posture showing he's going to do something rather unexpected.

"W-What is that? What do you wnt to say?" Gat osays only to hear Naruto begin to sing.

"I've got to hand it to you, you've played by all the same rules. It takes the truth to fool me and now you've made me angry." Naruto sing says as his right eye seems to glow an ethereal red aura once he says the word Angry.

"I can't decide whether you should live or die. Oh you'll probably go to heaven. Please don't hang your head and cry. No wonder why my heart feels dead inside it's cold and hard and petrified. Lock the doors and close your eyes we're going for a ride." Naruto says as he grabs Gato by the collar of his business suit and lifts him into the air just above the edge.

"Oh i could throw you in this lake or feed you poison birthday cake i won't deny i'm gonna miss you when you're gone." Naruto says rather heartfeltly as he sets Gato down before smiling at the little man. Naruto turns around and closes his eyes as he walks away continuing to sing.

"Oh i could bury you alive but you might crawl out with a knife and kill me when i'm sleeping that's why" Naruto turns around rather fast with Samehada in hand and in one quick motion the back of Gato's head explodes outwards showing that Naruto shot out Suiton: Teppodamma From the tips of his fingers. The hole in Gato's face the only indication this is what happened as it soon become a non issue as the force and stopping power of the gunshot sends Gato's tiny body backwards into the air before it plummets into the waters of the ocean below where his flesh is soon devoured by the many tiny and large fish inhabiting the area.

"Wow i didn't think that would actually work." Kakashi says a little impressed at how Naruto's plan worked while trying to keep his broken jaw from hurting.

"Yeah well Occam's Razor." Naruto gives as his only explanation before looking at Zabuza's weakened body. He lifts her up bridal style and smiles a little bit at her.

"Hey princess. . . how you holding up?" Naruto asks a bit worried for her as Zabuza coughs up some blood.

"Not to good my prince. I don't think i'll make it. Least that bastard Gato got what was coming to him huh?" Zabuza says smiling a little bit.

"Yeah. . . .I can't believe you actually held onto that Marriage contract for so long. . . were you really that into marrying me before i was even born?" Naruto asks confused at the notion but also happy that someone had truly loved him enough to do that.

"Yeah i did. . . Getting that piece of paper back was the most important thing i could ever do with my life. I held it with me everywhere i went after Kushina-Sensei wrote it up. But Since i won't make it i needed to make a change to the paper." Zabuza says holding it up showing she denies the contract. And in doing so gives the right the the next person on the potential list.

"As much as i hated doing that. . . .I have to think rationally. Kid give my sword to Haku. Train her in the art of true Kenjutsu. Make everyone fear the ground you all walk on . . . Like the Kiri No Shinobiganata Shichinin Shu" Zabuza says as she grabs Naruto's collar before smirking. She leans forward and presses her lips into his. Her Chakra leaking through his lips and into his gums and teeth. The feeling of pain is insurmountable for Naruto as he feels as if each and every one of his teeth are being drilled, sawed, broken and reshaped all at the same time till all at once. . .the pain stops. Zabuza's body goes limp and a soft sigh escapes her lips as the light of life leaves her eyes.

Naruto sighs sadly and licks his new shark like teeth before holding Zabuza's Body close to himself. After a short silence Naruto walks to the start of the bridge and talks with Tazuna. After an agreement is made the group all leave the bridge and head home things seem to go back to normal. After about 3 days a ceremony is held for Zabuza and her sacrifice. Conversely a party and celebration is thrown in honor of Naruto for his deeds that day at the bridge and soon team 7, Naruto, Kushina and Ameyuri with Haku and Ranmaru in tow.

Team 7 With Haku and Ameyuri are heading out towards Konohogakure while Naruto and Kushina break off to head the Rice Country to get to Oto and pick up the final Member to the Uzumaki Family before heading back to the Village.

"So what should we name our bridge?" One random Civilian asks a bit curious

"Why not the Great Tazuna bridge?" Tazuna says with a rather dopey grin.

Everyone looks at him with a deadpan expression before Tsunami looks up from the floor of the bridge to Naruto's retreating form and smiles. She than sighs happily knowing that it was because of his bravery and strength it got Inari to open up his eyes to the world around him. Letting him get out of his depression enough to rally the rest of the village. Naruto had given one child hope and that hope spread like wildfire to others. She then turns to the town of wave and smiles before speaking.

"How about we call it The Great Naruto Bridge? After the Shinobi who not only saved us from Gato . . . but who also once again gave everyone hope. The hope which reignited our will to fight and survive." Tsunami says as Naruto's image finally disappears within the trees.

"Thats an amazing name Kaa-chan. I say we vote for that one." Inari says as he watches his new hero disappear.

"Yeah that name is perfect. . . The Great Naruto Bridge. Lets all go get the plaque commissioned than and the statue to go with it." Tazuna says as the town of Wave cheer in approval before dispersing back to there new homes to start their lives from scratch.