A/N: This chap is funny later. I can't imagine Sasori... nah!! Just read it!
"Sasori-danna!" Deidara shouted, pulling his body away from the post. "You bastards! Stay away from my danna! Un." He was so angry.
He saw a blade not far away from him, and he reached out for it using his feet. He got it, and tried to get it with his mouth to cut the rope.
Meanwhile, while he was striving hard to escape, Sasori was flooded with blood. The men didn't stop, and they were enjoying. "How does it fell, Sasori?!" the leader exclaimed. "Isn't it relaxing?!" he grinned.
Sasori endured the pain although his body was giving up. He thought about Deidara. What would happen to him if I leave? Deidara released from the rope; his wrists were wounded in the tightness and the pressure. He picked up a metal bar on the floor, which has some splatters of Sasori's blood. Determined to take the risks to save his Sasori-danna, he swayed the bar the heads of the men.
There had been many times he felt fear, but this time was different although he knew he may kill someone. The bar became completely red. Never had he done this before. Never. His hands were both tightly grasping the end part of the bar.
The leader who was the only one left, walked towards him, but Deidara fixed his eye on Sasori. The redhead was lying on the floor with his eyes partly open; his face was wounded. It gave Deidara the braveness he needed.
"Hey boy!" leader shouted. "How did you escape?!"
"I think you need to tighten your knot next time. Un." Deidara smirked. "If there will be next time. Un."
Leader ran towards Deidara and punched him, "Don't be so sure about that, boy!" Deidara dodged his punch. This man's strong. It'll be difficult for me. Un.
Leader punched. Deidara dodged. At last, he found a chance to strike the leader when he was paused, panting. Deidara punched his face so hard that he almost lost his balance. Deidara hurriedly took his mobile phone out of his pocket and called the police.
The leader attempted to escape but Deidara hit him with the bar. "If you are going to kidnap someone again, get their mobile phones to be safe. Moron! Un." Deidara said boastfully as he sat on the laying body of the leader.
Deidara ran to Sasori and checked if he was still breathing. Thank god, he was. Deidara embraced his danna very tight and then held his head. As a tear fell from his eye, he scolded, "Sasori-danna, you should have not gone here! Or, you should've fought those bastards! I know you can! Un." His grip was firmer. Please don't leave me, Sasori-danna. Un.
Sasori's hand slowly crawled at the back of Deidara's head, and then he drew his lips on Deidara's. "That was to protect you, brat." he whispered. Deidara smelled Sasori's warm, sweet breath. He was happy his danna was alive. He was happy.
They were healed at the hospital, and the guys from Shonen High will be jailed for a week unless they promise to change their bad attitudes.
Sasori and Deidara walked to school together. They passed the path in the school where there were a lot of lush green trees in a row, aligned beautifully at the side. The path was paved with love and desire. The place was like a paradise.
Deidara was so uncomfortable that moment. His butt was itching, and it sucks. He couldn't scratch it, for his hands were still wrapped in bandage. Sasori saw him making zigzag walks along the way. "What's the matter, Deidara?" He frowned. "Will you stop it?! I shouldn't have walked with you, moron." he said coldly.
The blonde stopped walking. He turned his back on Sasori and made a rude expression. Hmph! A very pleasant morning, a very hot head… Sasori-danna is so rude! Un. He looked at Sasori, "Sasori-danna, my butt sucks. It's so itchy, and I can't scratch it. Un."
Sasori didn't hear Deidara's unclear words. "What did you say?" he asked. Deidara blushed and repeated it another time, "My butt is so itchy. Un."
The voices of the students passing by and the strong wind prevented Sasori from hearing Deidara's voice. "What is it?!"
Deidara repeated it, again, and accidentally shouted so loud that his voice echoed in the whole path. "I SAID MY BUTT IS SO FREAKIN' ITCHY!! UN!" Everyone heard it. They all giggled and quickly left the place. Deidara flushed in embarrassment. Sasori was the only one left.
"I'm leaving, Deidara." he said. "You're gross, idiot. Maybe you have bacteria in your body or you didn't wash well when you used the toilet." He stared at Deidara's butt.
"Sasori-danna, could you please scratch it for me? Un." Deidara giggled inwardly. "If these bandages were only gone, then I could. But it isn't. Un."
Sasori glared at Deidara. "You moron! You had those bandages because you've fought! Basically, I could really finish off those men without using that much effort!"
Deidara grumbled, "Sasori-danna," he placed his hands at the back of his head, closing his eyes and making a smirk. "You should rather thank me for saving your life. If I didn't fight, then you would be dead right now. Un." he bragged.
Of course, Sasori didn't let himself down. "I saved your life, Deidara. Thank me I arrived there quickly, or else, they did something bad to you." made two steps closer to Deidara and made a killer glare. "AND, don't you EVER brag about what you've done! It was a lame fight, Deidara, very lame."
"Then why did you hurried there fast, Sasori-danna?" Deidara smiled. "Don't tell me you were worried about me, eh?" Deidara started teasing. Sasori blushed; his face became dark red, "Stop it, Deidara!"
Deidara talked to himself with a loud voice so that Sasori could hear it. "If danna cares for me, the he loves me! Un!" he grinned. "I know Sasori-danna couldn't last a day without me… Un."
Sasori blushed. Knowing that Deidara would tease him more, he quickly said, "Let's go. Stop talking about that fight."
"But what about my butt, Sasori-danna? Can you scratch it for me? Un." Deidara insisted, making puppy dog eyes. Sasori didn't want to do it, but he was just forced. "Nah, alright!" he sighed. He rolled his eyes while he placed his right hand on Deidara's butt.
"Thanks, Sasori-danna. Un."
Sasori's hand started scratching. It moved left and right, up and down— Deidara was blushing, and his face was like a chibi one. (A/N: cute Dei!)
Sasori said in a timid manner, "I'll stop, brat. At least the itchiness lessened a bit." He lowered his head, "Someone might see us."
"Thank you, Sasori-danna. I'm feeling better. Un." Deidara smiled, but Sasori knew his expression. It was an 'I-want-more' smile.
A/N: Hahaha! Funny… But…Aww…That was so sweet! XD
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