this story has a little bit of a Karolsen and some supercorp leanings i wrote this just after the first part of starcrossed aired so it does not match up with the cannon but it should be fun anyways thank you to Brooklyn nine nine for giving me the idea for this one they pretty much blow up mon-els things that are left at kara's apartment. I hope you enjoy and i hope i did not write James ooc or anything. none of the characters belong to me all of it is property of dc comics or the cw.
LETS BLOW UP SOME STUFF
Friday night the whole group had decided to go out to the bar J'onn was covering the DEO and Lena had no big meetings the next day so the group had a rare day to relax Winn came up with the idea that they should go drinking. Things alway got more interesting after a few drinks so they had all agreed that they would meet up around eight at the bar. Mon-el was still on shift so he had to work or risk getting yelled at again by his manager. Maggie ended up being the first to walk through the doors closely followed by Alex.
" Maggie, Alex" Mon-el said after giving the two a once over he cocked his head to the side. " Is Kara coming i thought we could talk" he gave the two what was supposed to be a charming smile but it had long since lost it's charm for the group especially since he and Kara's break up. He insisted on trying to make things right between them and get back together even though Kara turned him down each time.
" Mon-el please don't go there unless you want to have a lead pipe shoved up your ass." Alex's tone was flat and serious she gave off an aura of being completely fed up with the space frat boy. Mon-el flinched at the comment and seemed taken aback although it was unlikely that he would get the message when Kara got there.
" Ok so what can I get you two then?" he was trying to give them the charming grin again to which the two simply just rolled their eyes and gave him their orders. They sat down quietly waiting until Winn and James soon joined them the group ended up talking about James' photoshoot he was doing it had at least half of the models were alien rather than human he had been working with Cat to bring more attention to alien equal rights.
" Hey guys" Kara waved at them as she approached the table and pulled out a chair sitting down next to James. She kept looking over her shoulder keeping an eye out for Mon-el he had not left her alone over the past few weeks she was overly paranoid at this point of running into him without anyone there he was always able to make her feel guilty for her feelings and make her feel like she was the reason he had lied to her for the whole of their relationship. So the super friend had taken to making sure one of them stayed with her at all times reassuring her that she was making the right decision and supporting her when she needed it.
" Hey Kar how was your day I know snapper has been on your ass today" James said smiling sweetly at Kara as she sat next to him.
" it was ok snapper just wants me to finish this piece on the construction by the docs he keeps saying that i need to make it more interesting and exciting." Kara said exasperatedly.
" How exciting can construction at the docks be just do what you do best Kara and it will be great it always is" James said reassuring the hesitant an aggravated reporter. He gave her a reassuring side hug as Winn and Maggie gave her sympathetic looks.
" so we already ordered your usual" Winn said as lena walked in the door she was in a t shirt and jeans it was a rare sight to have the CEO in casual clothes.
The group spent the next few hours talking and laughing going back and forth about work they talked on the recent gardien escapades to when Mon-el came up trying to once again nitpick at people's heroing when he himself could not even be considered a useful part of the community. By the end of the night Kara had been completely fed up with the presence of her ex and was becoming rather agitated. So in their buzzed state they decided that Winn would drive since he had not been drinking that night. They all ended up back at Kara's appartment.
" Ugh i need to get rid of this stuff" Kara slurred slightly as she kicked over a box of some of Mon-el's things that he had left behind at her apartment. She had rounded all of his things up and put them in a few boxes.
" You know you should really get rid of that stuff" James offered up to Kara from where he was reclining back on the couch with another beer in his hand. How he had snuck that past winn was a mystery easily solved as winn was almost always oblivious to people trying to sneak around.
" yeah we totally should!" alex piped in she was not quite as drunk as Kara or James she had always held her alcohol better than those two.
" I have a crazy Idea guys" Maggie said her voice slurring from the alcohol she had a sideways smile and an almost evil glint in her eyes.
" ok what is it" James said smiling at maggie he was leaning on the couch as Kara slumped down next to him and leaned into his shoulder and curling up like a little kitten into his side. She had a smile on her face as she started slightly drifting off into James shoulder with James smiling slightly down at her.
" ok so you know how we have some grenades in alex's suit" Maggie waited for the room to nod and at this point Winn was cocking his head as he started to put together maggie's idea. Alex took another swig of her beer she knew she needed to be a bit more drunk in order to even think of having this conversation.
" why do you need a grenade Maggs" James said, James and Maggie had bonded over the last few weeks. He was smiling wickedly at them.
" we are going to blow up some stuff"
" oooh i like blowing up stuff" Kara chimed in cheerily. Lena let her head fall back laughing at the kryptonian to her right sandwiched between her and James.
" so let's go blow up some stuff" Winn chimes in eagerly he was supposed to be the responsible person that night. Alex laughed at the interaction going on across the room.
" Yes let's go blow up some stuff" Lena repeated after winn.
" ok so Alex can you please get your grenade for us babe" Maggie added in a small pout for infisses making her girlfriend's heart melt just a little that matched with the full on pout coming from Kara it managed to make it's way past the agents better judgement as she moved around to get the extra suit she had stored in Kara's apartment. After a few minutes of stumbling around in her intoxicated state she finally pulled out a black box hidden inside a wall in the apartment. Winn had to help her open it as she managed to nearly fall on top of the box at least five times. After many tries they finally managed to open the box and get out the grenades and the explosive packs.
" What are we going to blow up Maggie" Lena said perking up from where her head had leaned onto kara who was still leaned onto James and on James left was where Maggie had sat herself wrong James had become the unofficial pillow of the group and he seemed just fine with it.
" We are going to blow up frat boys stuff." she stated looking rather impressed with herself.
Two hours later the group sat outside with three separate boxes of Mon-el's stuff. They all sat crouched in the parking lot prepared to detonate each of the boxes two were set with remote detonations one they were going to throw a grenade at the last one.
" on three we detonate the first box ready" Maggie said looking rather excited with the whole situation.
"One" they began counting down together "two, THREE" on three maggie pressed a button and two of the boxes went up in flames blowing things in different directions some of the items hitting the third box. They all whooped happily Winn was videoing the whole thing as they blew up. Some one had to document the drunk blowing up of Kara's ex's things. Maggie handed Kara the grenade to do the lasts of the boxes she excitedly threw it barely making it to the side of the box as it blew the pieces of a book went up in the air burning.
" We should run now before someone calls the cops on us." Winn said helping his inebriated friends to run away back towards the apartment they would have a time watching the video of this in the morning when they would all wake up with a hangover and likely a call from their bosses as well.
A.N. I hope this turned out well and it was written purely in fun so I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it if you have any prompts feel free to pm me or send me them on my tumblr and once again I apologize for any spelling or grammar mistakes
