Disclaimer: I DO own DBZ... PPPPPPHT, Yeah right. Hahahahaha. Sure.
Brenman: In response to Julesie I would like to say that I know Goku isn't really that dumb, I'm just doing it for the sake of the humour, and Goku will get smarter when he gets into a fight.
Chapter 5: Tournament of Chumpions.
Goku and Vegeta landed outside Capsule Corp. just as Trunks and Goten exited the back door. "Dad," Trunks called, "Where have you been? Mom's been looking for you for the last half hour." Trunks and Goten never stopped walking and they past their fathers on their way towards a large tree that they usually play in. Just then Bulma stuck her head out the door, "Vegeta, Goku, I need you two to set up the chairs by the tables. I don't know about you two, but I don't want to be standing all day." Bulma said to the two men and then pulled her head back inside.
"Race ya!" Goku shouted at Vegeta and shot across the yard towards the same shed as before.
Vegeta shook his head and turned to follow the immature saiyan when he got into the path of M. Trunks who had just ran out of the kitchen door at full tilt. The two crashed head first into each other. M. Trunks' hair was on fire for some reason, this happened to be a common occurrence at CC and Vegeta just grabbed his son and threw him in the olympic sized swimming pool. Trunks pulled himself out of the water and dried off with a burst of ki. "Thanks Dad" he directed at Vegeta, who was just getting off the ground. "Why didn't someone tell me that that kid could shoot ki blasts?" Trunks suddenly exclaimed.
"Who?" Vegeta asked confused.
"Bra," M. Trunks said angrily, "She set my hair on fire." he stomped off towards the kitchen to get even somehow. 'maybe I could steal her food when no one is looking.' trunks thought, he began to plan his attack.
Vegeta just smirked, 'that's my girl.' he thought and went to go get some chairs. He passed Goku on his way to the shed, the younger saiyan had his arms full of chairs. Goku tried to wave at Vegeta as he went by. The result was Goku wasn't looking where he was going and flew right into Goten, who was swinging on one of the tree branches. Vegeta and Trunks began laughing as hard as they could when they saw Goku and Goten fall to the ground. Goku was sprawled on top of the chairs with Goten getting crushed underneath. After a couple minutes Vegeta had calmed down and could continue on to getting his chairs. Goku eventually manages to untangle himself from the chairs and began digging Goten out. Poor Goten, this was the fourth time today that he found himself at the bottom of a pile up.
Vegeta and Goku both finished setting up their chairs with no more incidents to report. When they finished it was about nine thirty and guests were supposed to start showing up around ten thirty. Because there was so much time left, Goku and Vegeta decided to have a light spar, and the two trunks' and Goten were having an endurance swimming race. The race lasted for a half hour with M. Trunks coming out as the clear winner. Bulma ushered the saiyans into the house at Ten to get cleaned up and dressed. Bulma looked at the three youngest saiyans. "So how did your race go?" She asked.
"Mirai me won by twenty laps, and Goten was two laps behind me." Trunks said excitedly. "Oh, and mom. try and stay out of the pool for a while, I think we brought the water to a boil when we went super." Bulma pursed her lips at the last statement, but let it pass 'How many times do I have to tell them not to transform in the pool.' Bulma fumed to herself.
Half an hour later the five saiyans descended to the ground floor of the large building just as the doorbell rang. Trunks and Goten raced off around the corner to answer the door. The voices of Yamucha and his faithful talking cat Puar could be heard wafting down the hall. "Hey there you two." Yamucha greeted the two demi-saiyans, "Is anyone else here so far?"
"Just my family." Goten said. "Come with..."
Before Goten could continue there was a knock at the door. Trunks jumped forward and opened it to reveal Piccolo and Dende. "Hey Dende, Mr. Piccolo, How's it going?" Trunks called.
"It's going good Trunks," Dende said. The four new guests allowed themselves to be led into the backyard through the kitchen. When they exited the kitchen they were greeted by the Briefs and Son families. "Hey Yamucha, Puar, it's good to see you again. You to Dende." M. Trunks greeted his old friends, he got up and ran over to see his old friends. The two Gohans and M. Bulma followed their fellow time traveler to see the new arrivals.
"Hello Dende, It's been a long time since I've seen you." M. Gohan greeted the guardian of the Earth. "I guess it was back on Namek for me. It's nice to see you again. I hear that your the guardian of the Earth now."
"Yeah, that's right." Dende responded, "It's nice to see you again too."
"Do you enjoy your new job?" Gohan asked, a smile crossing his face "And who's looking after the look out in your absence?"
"Yeah, I enjoy my job greatly, I get all the Clear spring water I want. Mr. Popo is looking after my duties for the afternoon, He says he doesn't mind. Mr. Popo is always telling me I have to get out every once in a while. It does get kind of boring sometimes, so I have to find stuff to amuse myself with. That reminds me, Trunks," Dende called and brightened up, "I've finished the Game. Here." Dende held out his palm and a thin box appeared from thin air. Everyone looked at the box questioningly. The label on the top of the box marked the game as being 'Saiyan-opoly'. Trunks grabbed the board game from Dende and looked it over thoroughly.
The young saiyan looked up at the green guardian, who happened to be wearing a self made shirt that proclaimed Dende a fan of Kermit the Frog and the Green Lantern, and thanked him profusely while trying to find enough word to describe how cool the game was. Trunks and Goten ran across the yard to give the game a thorough examination, and knowing those two, probably blow something up in the process. Last time those two had tried to play Candyland, they had some how ended up warping dimensions and somehow brought Freeza back to life, then Trunks killed him... Again. They were never sure how they did it. For the next couple weeks Vegeta kept telling them to do it again, he really wanted another crack at the evil tyrant.
Over the next hour all the Z warriors and their families had trickled in. Krillen, 18, and Marron arrived shortly after Yamucha, Puar and the Green team. If anyone had happened to look down at the time, they would have seen that 18 happened to be standing on a couple very beaten life forms. The aforementioned life forms happened to greatly resemble Oolong and a certain lecherous old man. After a lull in the arrivals Tien, Choutzu, and Launch had shown up just around eleven o'clock. The martial arts master Korin and his pet Yajirobe showed up last, five minutes after Hercule Satan, the savior of the World...
...Martial arts tournament. If it wasn't for Mr. Satan, they still wouldn't be holding the tournament. Naturally Hercule had arrived with his big pink piece of chewing gum named Buu. After everyone had made their entrance at Capsule Corporation it was almost time for lunch. currently there was a small tournament taking place in the center of the yard, all the strong humans, not counting a certain bionic woman, took part and the winner of the tournament would get to fill their plate before any of the saiyans were allowed near the food. Needless to say this was a very good incentive and everyone was trying their best.
The first match was between Yamucha and Tien. They both fought at their full power and after ten minutes of pounding the snot out of each other, Tien had managed to gain the upper hand on Yamucha. The two eyed human was beginning to get tired, he had never expected to beat the triclops, but he had tried none the less. After all he might fluke an accidental win. After another five minutes of fighting Tien managed to do a very stylized back flip kick that hit Yamucha right square in the face and sent him flying out of the makeshift boundaries and lodged him in a large tree. Both his legs were sticking comically out of the tree trunk.
The tree that the very disoriented human managed to hit was the same tree that Piccolo and Vegeta happened to be standing around in companionable silence. Without breaking the quiet air around themselves they each reached up and grabbed one of Yamuchas' legs and pulled him out of the tree effortlessly. The human wobbled back over to watch the next match up consisting of Videl against Yajirobe. Korin quietly waltzed around the ring to give the beaten man a Senzu bean. Yamucha took the bean gratefully and continued to watch the next match.
Videl stood staring down Yajirobe, she had never seen him fight, she hadn't even known he could fight. She had to admit that Yajirobe didn't exactly look intimidating, but she wasn't going to underestimate him. Videl examined the short human for another minute, Yajirobe on the other hand was staring in the direction of the BBQ. Videl took a deep breath and launched her self at Yajirobe, she jumped at him and swung her fist at the fat man. Yajirobe at the last minute began to step towards the BBQ without looking at Videl. the black haired woman was taken completely by surprise and somehow managed to hook her foot on Yajirobes' ankle, She went flying out of the ring and landed on her back out of boundaries. Yajirobe fell over clumsily and slowly got up, then looked around trying to locate the reason he wasn't eating right now.
Everyone that was watching was stunned, Yajirobe won by accident? Muttering filled the yard as everyone asked everyone else if this was real. Suddenly Yajirobe jumped up and whooped, "Yes, I won, what else would you expect from Yajirobe the Great." the man proclaimed and continued on with his self congratulations and failed to notice that everyone was now sweatdropping.
Videl picked herself up and dusted her clothes off, "Man Gohan, I can't believe I lost to that guy." She turned to look at her husband. "I mean, what a fluke, I bet he couldn't do that again in a million years."
Gohan looked at his wife and a big grin appeared on his face, "Well, that's if he was trying to do it. Knowing Yajirobe, he'd end up doing by accident again. He almost never gets anything right."
By now the third match was set up and ready to begin. Choutzu, the little clown emperor, versus Krillin, The midget non-bald noseless monk. Tien waved his hand to signal the beginning of the match. Instantly both fighters disappeared and reappeared where their opponent had just been. then they rushed at each other and tried to elbow one another. There was a shock wave and choutzu went flying backward a couple meters before he managed to steady himself. The small human didn't have much time to prepare himself before Krillin was on him again, the fight was fairly one sided, Krillin having the upper hand most of the time, but Choutzu still got a couple of good hits in. Eventually they broke apart from their hand to hand combat and landed on opposite sided of the ring. Choutzu charged at the monk, but Krillin instead charged a fast Kamehameha and launched it at choutzu. The young emperor managed to weave around the blast but it threw him off balance. Krillin launched himself directly sideways and kneed Choutzu in the stomach and the little person went flying out of the ring.
Everyone around was cheering, they thought this was a very entertaining match. The tournament went on a ten minute break before the next set began. The second set of matches was going to be a round robin. Everyone grabbed a drink and were talking about the three matches and how they thought the next three matches would turn out. Ten minutes later the order of the matches was chosen; First match would be Yajirobe Vs. Tien, Second match was Krillin Vs. Yajirobe, and the Third match would be Tien Vs. Krillin.
Yajirobe, who was paying attention now because someone had decided to tell him what the prize was going to be, lined up across from Tien and got into his fighting stance. Tien looked at his opponent, he wasn't going to take any chances, 'I'm going to end this quickly, There is no way I will risk getting beaten by this guy.' He began visualizing the match, but realized that visualizing a match with Yajirobe was like visualizing lottery numbers. 'Okay then, I guess I'll wing it.'
Yajirobe, who decided that he wanted to win his match to get his food faster, ran at the triclops and at the last second jumped up and flipped over Tien. the tall man had not anticipated something like this coming from the shorter man and therefore didn't manage to block the kick to his left side. Tien recovered from the kick quickly and spun around on his right palm and before Yajirobe could put up a defense, Kicked him straight out of the ring. Tien got up and blinked. then he blinked again. That was unexpected, after the first move Yajirobe had made, Tien had thought that he was stronger then that. 'Oh well,' The tall man thought, 'I did win.' he grinned to himself and went over to talk with Goku.
"Hey Tien, nice match," Goku said happily and clapped the three eyed human on the back. "All though, it was a rather boring ending."
"Yeah, I know what you mean, I didn't expect to win that easily." Tien said to his one time rival.
Goku looked past the bald man, "the next match is starting." the saiyan turned away to watch the match up between Krillin and Yajirobe.
Krillin looked at Yajirobe apprehensively, fighting the fat man had always been difficult for Krillin, he could never seem to figure out what he was going to do next. The hairful monk waited until the signal to begin was given before he jumped up into the air and fired a powerful Ki blast at Yajirobes' feet, the short fat man had no time to dodge and hadn't expected this first off. the blast sent him flying into the air, and because he couldn't fly there was no way to prevent himself from falling out of the ring. Yajirobe landed a couple feet away from the picnic table. He was really counting on winning to get his food, but maybe he could steal some if no one was watching. When he thought no one was looking at him, which obviously everyone was. He tried to grab a couple hamburgers off the table, but before he could even touch them...
CLANG
A very angry Chi Chi with gold hair and teal eyes, I mean, Black hair and Black eyes, stood over the fallen warrior (Warrior, I crack myself up some times.) holding Bulmas' BBQ over her head. Chi Chi had accidentally left her frying pan in the house earlier, and had grabbed the nearest object and whacked Yajirobe over the head with it, then a pile of scalding hot burgers and hot-dogs fell on the long haired man. Yajirobe took a second to realize he was in pain before he jumped up and ran over to submerge himself in the Briefs' swimming pool. Unfortunately for Yajirobe, he didn't realize that a certain group of saiyans had boiled the pool water a little while earlier and it had yet to cool down enough.
Everyone watched in fascination as the short man jumped out of the pot of Yajirobe soup and ran off in search of a pond or stream to drown himself in. "Well," Vegeta was the first to speak up, "No great loss there." the saiyan hadn't moved from his spot, but he saw his wife turn to look at him. He cringed and waited for the yelling to start.
Instead of yelling at Vegeta for insulting one of her guests, Bulma agreed with him, "Your right Vegeta," the saiyan looked shocked, "I never did like him anyway. The only thing he's good for are diapers in a pinch."
Everyone looked to the two finalists. Goku smiled at them, "Good luck you two, this should be a good match. I can't wait to see how it turns out." Goku waved at them and went to stand near the ring.
Piccolo and Vegeta moved closer to the ring, they both knew that the two humans were the strongest on the planet and were very close to each other in skill level. "This could be an entertaining match" Vegeta said to the tall green man. Piccolo grunted an agreement.
Tien and Krillin walked to the center of the ring and shook each others hands, "Good luck Tien, I'm not going easy on you." Krillin said to his opponent. "I want my burgers."
"I didn't expect you to, your going to need all your power to not lose within five minutes," Tien smirked and backed off to his side of the ring. "And I'm more like a hot-dog person."
The two finalists stared each other down and after twenty seconds launched themselves at each other, Krillin fired a ki blast straight at Tien. Tien managed to weave around the blast and kicked Krillin in the stomach, but not before Krillin had punched the three eyed man in the face. The two warriors flew across the ring and flipped them selves around to land on their feet, they immediately jumped back at one another and began a fierce melee bout. after ten minutes of all out fighting like this they were only slightly bruised and bleeding, but they were beginning to get worn down and their techniques were getting sloppy. Tien looked at his opponent, Krillin was breathing hard and Tien knew he must be in about the same shape." Krillin, how about we finish this now." Tien stated.
"Yeah, Sure." Krillin stated. 'Great,' Krillin thought, 'I have a plan.' Krillin watched as Tien jumped up into the air and hovered above the ring. Krillin crouched down and cupped his hands at his sides.
"Ka..." Krillin began the chant. Tien cupped his hands in a triangle shape in front of him.
"Me..." Krillin began gathering energy for Master Roshis' signature move. Tien began focusing his attack in on Krillin.
"Ha..." Krillin poured more energy into his hands. Tien finished zeroing in on Krillin.
"Me..." Krillin stopped putting energy into the attack when it was big enough, but Tien didn't notice, he continued to power his attack up to full blast.
"Tri-beam Attack" Tien yelled out, the large slow moving attack burst out of Tiens' hands straight at Krillin. "Ha" Krillin yelled and instead of pointing his hands at Tien and trying to match his move pointed his hands at the ground and used his attack to propel himself over Tiens attack. He used his control of the attack to change his direction and shoot at Tien. He pulled back his right fist and aimed right at his opponent. Tien never suspected this and watched in shock as the short previously bald man charged at him. Krillins' fist connect with Tiens' face and the tall man went flying full force into the ground for a ring out.
"Alright Krillin, way to go." Goku whooped. "Nice one."
Everyone began cheering and ran over to either help Tien up or to congratulate Krillin, or in Mr. Satans' case, ran over to exclaim that he could have done that, only better. Everyone sweatdropped and rolled their eyes. Korin showed up to give Tien and Krillin each a Senzu bean after he saw how beat up they were, especially Tien. The last punch that Krillin hit him with was a doozie. Everyone continued slapping Krillin on the back after the magical bean had healed his wounds. Krillin took everyones' praise in modesty and went to fill up his plate after the seventh time Goku asked when they would get to eat. As soon as Krillin had sat down the food table was set upon by all the saiyans who were determined to eat more then five times their body weight.
After everyone that wasn't saiyan had gotten their food, the conversations quickly turned to the matches. Everyone was talking about the last match in particular. Krillin got his fair share of praise concerning his 'genius' plan. Krillin just blushed and picked his hamburger up off his plate. Mr. Satan could be heard loudly trying to announce again that he could have beaten all those weaklings.
Bulma had had enough, she stood up and faced the earths savior. "Oh Please Hercule, Get over your self. I could beat you up." Bulma yelled at him.
Mr. Satan looked shocked, "Well I'd like to see you try." He said in his too loud voice.
Bulma just smirked. She walked right up to him and sucked in a breath and yelled out...
"Vegeta get over here now."
"Oh no that's not necessary." Mr. Satan cowered and everyone laughed, except Vegeta, who was looking forward to giving a good beating.
"You know guys," Krillin said looking down at his plate, "After having that Senzu bean, I'm not really all that hungry."
Brenman: Man, I hate doing Fight scenes, they're not easy. I hope you enjoyed it, because if you didn't I will personally come over to your house and force you to enjoy it.