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Brenman: "Warning this chapter has lots of talking in it, and it was surprisingly difficult to write.

Chapter 6: Lots of Talking, and a Wedgie.

The afternoon was just beginning and the backyard of Capsule Corporations was inhabited by what appeared to be a Sci-Fi convention. There was a tall green man, a short green man, many people with gravity defying hair, a three eyed person, two talking cats, a talking pig, a large pink... thing? Perhaps weirdest of all the creature inhabiting the yard of the largest company on the planet were the two, not one, but two people with... purple hair? How strange.

Chi Chi and the Bulmas were busy cleaning up the barbecue. They decided it would be best to clean up before joining in the festivities. The largest picnic table, in the center of the yard, was hosting a game of poker. The game was being dominated by Buu who was either extremely lucky, or he was cheating. No one was denying that Buus' poker face was second to none, considering he could wipe his face completely blank. He didn't have any facial feature what so ever. On the other end of the spectrum, Yamucha was losing because he had yet to acquire even get a single pair. Hercule was trying to cheat with some cards he had hid up his sleeve, but he could never get anything past piccolo, who's poker face happened to be almost as good as Buu's. This was probably because piccolo only ever had one facial expression.

On the other side of the yard there was a team game of Saiyan-opoly going on. The winning team, So far, consisted of a pairing of Goku and Vegeta. Goku was surprisingly good at the board game, but Vegeta just said he was good at rolling dice. The second place team was made up of M. Trunks and M. Gohan. Finally the last place team was Trunks and Goten. Goten may have looked like a clone of his father, but he sucked at playing the game, and he was even worse at rolling dice. During his first roll Goten accidentally threw the dice to hard and he managed to make a hole in the neighbors front door... and cause a car accident... and critically injure three people... and blew up a hot dog vendor... and caused a performing street mime to mime some very rude signs, and say "Shit"... And made a hole through the center of a nearby police officers boston cream. The officer tried to arrest Goten, but he ended up hanging from a light post for the next two hours by his jacket. He stayed up there until Chi Chi came over and told Goku to get him down.

Goku picked up the Dice and rolled them expertly, "Come on seven, sevensevenseven... Yes SEVEN!" Goku yelled. He advanced his piece, a little model of Vegito, seven spaces onto the spot marked as Planet Vegeta, right where boardwalk should have been.

Vegeta smirked at the move. "Yes, now you shall all lose, we buy Planet Vegeta. Once we fully upgrade it, you shall all fall to our mi..." Vegeta trailed off as he looked behind him at something. "What do you think it is?" he asked the others slowly.

"I don't know Vegeta." Goku suddenly became serious.

Trunks and Goten looked at the others who were all looking in the same direction at some unseen object. Trunks spoke up first. "What is it you guys?" Trunks tugged on his dads' spandex sleeve. "Dad, what are you doing?"

M. Trunks looked at his younger self. "Focus, there are a number of significant powers that just showed up on the planet. I'd say they're some where around Orange Star city." He said.

Goku looked over at M. Trunks for a second. "Actually, it's called Satan city now, they renamed it after the Cell games." M. Trunks stared at Goku for a second then shrugged it off.

"Everyone," Goku yelled across the yard, "Let's go check out these new power levels. Their not that strong, and they don't feel malicious." Goku took off towards Satan city with the other Z warriors in tow. The ground bound people, and Videl who was watching over Pan, stood watching the others take off. "Why do they always have to run off like that." Chi Chi screamed. Bulma looked at her raven haired friend and shook her head. 'That woman needs to calm down some times.' Bulma thought to herself.

A couple minutes later the Z senshi landed just inside the Satan city boundaries. Sitting in the middle of the deserted street in front of them was a large spaceship. "Whoa, do you guys think that these people have anything to do with Frieza?" Goku asked as he stared at the ship. It looked identical to King Colds spaceship, only it was much smaller.

"No Kakarott, I doubt it," Vegeta responded, "Freeza and his family have been dead for too long, none of his henchmen would still be doing his work. Besides, none of Freezas' guys apart from the Ginyu force had power levels that high. Though they are still pitifully weak."

"Well, I don't doubt that we could beat them, it's just whether or not we'll have to." Piccolo decided to give his two cents. He received a nod from Goku and the Gohans. All the Z warriors turned around suddenly when they heard a large explosion behind them and a bunch of screams, "I think that may answer my question. let's hurry." Piccolo yelled to the others before taking off to see what happened.

The gang landed in the middle of a street a couple blocks over. Behind the gang in the middle of the street was a large smoking crater. Before them stood a group of six humanoids, three of them were men and three were women. In the front of the group stood a young man who was in his mid twenties. He was about the same height as Goku with well defined muscles and short spiky black hair and black eyes.

Standing in the center of the group and towering over everyone else was a hulking figure that looked almost identical to Nappa, except he had hair, although it was fairly short. He was standing protectively beside a middle aged woman with spiky black hair that came down to her shoulders. The woman looked like a softer feminine version of Vegeta. Beside the first woman stood yet another woman who could have been the the first woman's mother, and probably was. they looked very similar except the other woman was much older. The woman may have been older but she was still very attractive.

Standing behind the first woman was a tall man who looked like an older version of the man in the front of the group. It seemed that this was most likely the young mans father. Lastly, standing a short distance in front of the Nappa look alike was a woman that looked to be around the same age as the first one. She looked like a female version of Goku, even the hair was similar, only it was longer.

All six of the new arrivals were wearing saiyan style armour and they all had the same fuzzy brown belt wrapped around their waists. The Z fighters stared at the planets newest additions. Krillin was the first one to comment. "Th-their saiy-saiyans." Krillin stuttered out.

"How can there be more of them?" Goku asked Vegeta. "Any Ideas?"

"Your guess is as good as mine." Vegeta replied to his peasant and then went back to the watching the saiyan visitors.

The Z fighters waited for them to make the first move. After a short wait, while the two groups sized each other up, Goku stepped forward. "Who are you and why are you terrorizing these people?" Goku asked in his, 'Suddenly I'm completely serious mode'.

The young man at the front of the group stepped forward, "Looks like these weak earthling want to fight." he smirked and turned to the other saiyans in his ensemble. "Tippu, what are their power readings?" The young saiyan demanded.

The large saiyan, Tippu, pressed a button on the scouter attached to his face. He looked at it for a moment before answering the demand. "None of their power levels are above 1000, sire." The man stated and then added afterwards with a proud tone in his voice, "They shouldn't cause you any problems."

"I knew it, your all a bunch of weaklings, I could beat all of you at once with both hands tied behind my back. Do I have any challengers?" He asked the last question with a flourish of his hand towards the Z warriors.

Vegeta watched the arrogant young saiyan and smirked. He turned around and pointed at M. Trunks, "You boy, your about the same age as him, why don't you prove to him just how 'weak' we are."

M. Trunks stepped forward toward the front of the gang. "Fine, I'll fight him, but don't blame me if he gets hurt." M. Trunks chuckled and got into his fighting stance.

The young saiyan also got into his fighting stance and started laughing at Trunks. "The first warrior you send out is a pansy with purple hair? That's an insult, to think I would lose to this weakling, Just for that, I'm going to finish him quick and painfully." Trunks watched the annoying saiyan make his boasts with out blinking. The upstart saiyan charged at Trunks at full speed. He pulled back his left fist and threw his hardest punch at Trunks.

The other saiyans watched in amusement as their youngest member attacked the lavender haired youth. They saw him fly off at his opponent about a foot off the ground and prepare to punch him. They were all expecting a good show.

"You better be ready to stop him before he kills anyone," The old woman in the center of the group spoke up, "We saiyans do not want more enemies then we had before the destruction of our world."

When the new saiyan was just a couple inches from punching him, Trunks jumped forward and kneed him in the gut, the saiyan went flying backward, but before he could get too far away, Trunks lunged forward and hit him in the face with a soft punch. The new saiyan went flying down the street and rolled to a stop at the feet of his allies.

Piccolo looked over at the lavender haired saiyan, "Well Trunks," He said, "That was just a bit anticlimactic." Piccolo smirked and went back to watching their visitors.

The other new saiyans stood rooted to their spots, staring at their young friend. He was lying in an awkward position and was clearly out cold. How was this possible? Their best warrior was down for the count, and with out any effort from his opponent either. "What, how did they do that?" The tall man standing in the back asked once he had gotten over his shock a bit. "My son has never been defeated. Tippu, what are the readings on your scouter showing now?" The man looked over at the large bodyguard.

The Nappa look alike stared back at the man dumbly. He began talking but stumbled over the words for a second before regaining his composure, "I can't, sir. My scouter just blew up. It happened so fast it didn't even register any numbers." The man known as Tippu turned back to staring in awe at the lavender haired warrior.

"Well," Yamucha said from the back of the pack, "Looks like Trunks has them worried. Maybe they won't even bother fighting us if they know how strong we are."

Vegeta looked back at Yamucha, "I hope your not including yourself in that statement." Vegeta began to chuckle, but stopped when he saw Goku looking at him with a face that said, 'Vegeta that's not very nice, and if you ever do it again I'll tell Bulma.' Vegeta cringed and thought to himself just a bit to loudly, 'Damn woman'

'Vegeta, Do you want to be sleeping on the couch for the next week?' Bulma thought through their bond.

The tall man was still staring at Tippu, "That scouter was the top of the line model. It could withstand energy readings up to 500,000. My son was only at two-hundred and fifty. Well, it's a good thing we didn't come here to fight. Of course, you can't stop Vegeta from fighting, Damn kid needs to learn how to control himself. Lets go greet these earthlings." The tall man realized he was rambling a bit stopped. He looked around and walked to front of the group and turned around. "Tippu, you can carry Vegeta. He'll probably be out for a couple of hours." The tall man continued walking towards the Z gang with the rest of his group of saiyans tagging along behind him.

-- At Capsule Corp. --

Bulma walked over to Chi Chi to try and take her mind off what had happened, "Hey, Chi, you want to go mess up their game of Saiyan-opoly?" She asked in a sly voice.

Chi Chi looked at her blue haired friend, "How?" she asked while cheering up.

"Well, we could move their money and property cards around, or put all the bad chance cards at the top, or we could move their guys to different spots on the board." Bulma said evilly.

-- Satan City --

Vegeta blanched for a second, 'Why do I have a feeling like something bad just happened?' Vegeta thought to himself, then he realized that the saiyans were almost there.

The group of saiyans stopped before the Z warriors, The apparent leader of their group stepped forward, "Sorry about him," the man gestured to his son, "My son is still inexperience and a bit hot headed. We do not mean you harm, but my son can get carried away when he's having 'fun'."

Piccolo looked right at the tall saiyan, "So," he said slowly, "Who are you?"

The man looked at the namek and smirked, "I am Larvat. King of the saiyans." Everyone gasped.

Vegeta looked shocked, "What?" He barked, "how could you be king?" he glared at the taller man.

Larvat looked at Vegeta surprised, "Well, I mated into the title. If that's what you mean. Why do you care?" Larvat turned back to looking at the rest of the Z gang. "Besides, we will be leaving now. We are looking for some earth artifacts and our business doesn't concern a bunch of earthlings." He stated in a surprisingly friendly tone. All the Z gang were shocked, they had expected the group to be ruthless, like Vegeta when he first arrived on earth. These saiyans on the other hand were acting amazingly amiable.

Goku spoke up when Larvat turned to fly away, "Wait." He called out, "My name is Son Goku, I just want to know how you survived the destruction of planet Vegeta?" Goku looked questioningly at all the saiyans.

The saiyans looked stunned at the question, Larvat turned around to look at the group better. "I hadn't realized that humans were so far advanced, we thought your planet had no contact with outside civilizations."

"Well," Goku began answering the implied question, "the planet earth has no knowledge of alien races except for our little group. Piccolo over there is a namek, and both Vegeta and myself are saiyans, as well as our children." Goku smiled at the Saiyans.

The six saiyans stood with there mouths hanging open. "Saiyans?" Tippu said in a choked sounding voice.

The older saiyan in the middle of the pack spoke up for the first time, "Vegeta?" She stepped forward and looked at the spiky haired man and smiled.

Vegeta looked at the woman for a second before addressing the group, "Let's go to Capsule Corp, we don't want to be around when those annoying news reporters show up." Vegeta took to the air and everyone followed them except for the saiyans.

Trunks and Goten turned around when they were in the air, "Well are you guys coming?" Trunks asked.

"Yeah," Goten added, "We have food."

All the saiyans looked up, then at their king, "Yes, we should go with them, if that is the prince we must talk with him." Larvat said and the group took off after the earths defenders. "And food's not a bad thing either." He added once they were flying.

A couple of minutes later the Z gang landed on the lawns of Capsule Corp. and all the land bound people raced over to see them. Bulma and Chi Chi got there first, "What happened?" Bulma asked, "Is any one hurt? Did you have to fight? Who was it?"

"Well, I don't know how much of a fight it was." Krillin said under his breath.

Goku smiled at the two women who had pleading looks on their faces. By now the rest of the humans and talking barn yard animals had shown up. "There was very little fighting," Goku answered, "and the aliens that we ran into are coming here."

"Where's Goten, and Trunks?" Chi Chi asked loudly after looking through the group. "What happened to my baby!"

"Relax Chi, Goten and Trunks are leading the saiyans here so they don't get lost." Goku said and Bulma instantly perked up.

"Saiyans?" She asked, "There are more of you guys?" She looked at Vegeta waiting of him to confirm it.

"Yes there are." Vegeta said, he looked over at his wife, "Six of them, and there going to need a place to stay."

Bulma looked around, "of course they could stay here if they want, we have enough room." she said to the group, "That is if they ever get here, what's taking them so long? Those boys better not be pulling any pranks on them." Bulma growled quietly.

As if on cue, all the Z warriors looked up and the rest of the people, who couldn't sense ki, followed shortly after, they saw the eight people land in front of them all. Trunks and Goten were laughing hysterically as the saiyan body guard, Tippu, landed behind them with the mother of all spandex wedgies. The tall man reached back to try and fix his problem while growling in the direction of the two children.

The saiyans looked around and took stock of their surroundings. Larvat stepped forward, "Tell me, how many people here have saiyan blood?" he asked.

He had directed the question at Vegeta, but Goku stepped forward instead, "Well Vegeta and I are full blooded saiyans, and Goten, the two Trunks's, the two Gohans, and Bra are half saiyans and Pan is a quarter saiyan." As Goku said each name, he pointed to it's rightful owner in turn.

"Well," Larvat said nervously while looking at Vegeta, "I guess I'm not going to be king for much longer. Seeing as how we have found the missing prince, and rightful heir to the throne."

Vegeta looked at him oddly, "Actually, I have no desire to become king. you can have the title if you want, but that doesn't mean you can try and boss me around." He said, "Or my family." he added a second later.

Larvat nods to Vegeta looking just a bit relieved, "hang on a second," Larvat said and turned to Goku, "why don't you have a saiyan name?" He asked.

"Well you see," Goku began, "When I first came to earth, I was just a baby and when I was young I hit my head and forgot all my programming. I was raised by a human and was given the name Goku. My saiyan name is Kakarott." he finished the abridged version of how he received his name.

Then the older female saiyan that had come along as well as the the third woman saiyan gasped in shock.

Brenman: another chapter down, and the next one's probably going to be just as hard to write. Next chapter, I will be explaining everything.