Okay, so here we go!
emilbootanimefreak: Yea, Billy is a fun random character. And Aku's kingdom is, yes.
animefan29: It is because they are so similar yet complete opposites they have a friendly rivalry going on, although they are a bit cold to each other at times. And I am calling her Aku 100% of the time because... well... it's a shit tone less confusing.
AnonyMoose94: No, this will not be a one-time thing but it won't happen a lot. He will have special random guest appearances her and there. And what happens to Aku... that is stated in this chapter.
AkumaKami6: Of COURSE Mandy is the Trolling Queen. Trolling is the modern for of evil, so Mandy is a master at it. *grins evilly*
So, for this chapter I kinda need to give a warning. There are a bunch of adult situations and jokes in this one. No lemons, but it is very close.
This fic is co-written by Yugiohfan163
Disclaimer: I do not own Billy & Mandy, Grim Tales, Spawn, Nightmare before Christmas, Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, PowerPuff Girls, Samurai Jack, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go, Teen Titans, Dextors Lab and any other series that appear in this. They belong to their respective owners.
Grim Tales My Way
Chapter 6: Shenanigans at Castle GrimSkull
Junior groaned as he awoke the night after his and Minnie's wedding 'What's that?' He wondered. He looked down and saw the sleeping face of his sister, now wife Minnie. He couldn't help but smile at her sleeping face, brushing some hair behind her ear 'She looks so cute.'
Minnie moved a little in her sleep and seemed to pull grip his form as close as possible. Junior flinched and chuckled softly "Come on Minnie, wake up." Her eyes began to twitch as her lone eye looked up at him. "Morning." Junior chuckled softly
"Good morning." yawned Minnie sitting up and taking the time to stretch out her arms. Junior marvelled at the way the rooms light made Minnie's body... well... shine like an angel... which was very ionic since she was the daughter of the grim reaper and a woman who was basically a demon in human skin.
"Wow..." he muttered
Minnie smiled and pushed Junior's mouth back up while getting out of the bed "Brother, thou should be careful. Thine could catch flies." teased Minnie
"You can't blame me sis." Junior smiled, blushing "Dressed like that, looking so beautiful."
Minnie blushed and felt like teasing her brother. She purposely reached down to the lower drawer and made sure her ass was in full view for Junior to see. The young Reaper couldn't stop from staring, reaching out subconsciously and squeezes Minnie's ass
Minnie squeaked and pulled back. "Brother! Control thine urges!"
"You teased me! I couldn't help it!" Junior shot back in defence, jumping back
"You wouldn't stop staring." smiled Minnie getting her regular dress back on
Junior got up and started getting dressed "I couldn't help it. You where in your underwear and looked really cute and beautiful, I couldn't help it."
After getting dressed, they headed downstairs while holding hands. "Thank you." Minnie muttered, blushing.
As they made their way to the table already being filled with breakfast, Chi started coming downstairs after them. "Hey Chi." Junior greeted
"Hello." groaned Chi who looked like she barely slept.
"Are you okay?" Minnie asked in worry as they entered the kitchen
"Yeah. I just heard a lot of moaning and yelling last night." yawned Chi.
"Not us!" Junior quickly yelled, making Minnie blush
Chi looked at them funny as Grim, Mandy, and a disheveled looking Aku in his female form still came walking down, Aku though had a noticeable limp as she walked down the steps. "Oh yea, you're married." Chi muttered after a second
"Are you okay Lady Aku?" Minnie asked worryingly
"Yes, just a little tired." replied Aku with a small smile as the adults took their seat just as the servants began to put the proper breakfast in front of them.
"We just woke up early and had some... fun." Mandy said, squeezing Aku's thigh under the table/ Aku tried to suppress the moan while their kids had a good idea what went on and kept themselves from thinking about it too much, especially Chi, who berried her face into her hands as she sat down
"So, what are you two gonna be doin today?" asked Grim
"Training." Mandy replied just as the two where about to open their mouths, the Bitch Queen's eyes being closed as she slid a slice of apple past her lips and began to chew. oShe opened her eye as they looked about to speak. "Consider it part of your grounding." The two insantly shut up as Chi snickered at them
"And what about you Chi?" Aku asked
"I want to try and take in the sights." replied the princess. "Also, can you please keep it down next time?" groaned Chi.
Aku's green cheeks turned cheery red... just before a collar hit her in the face
"A present." Mandy said, sipping on her coffieIt was a simple black coller which had gold writting that said 'Bitch Queen's Bitch'
Aku blushed as last night's events came back and she found herself drooling a little.
"MOM!" groaned Chi.
Mandy just grinned into her coffie, Grim blushing beside her "Oh Grim sweety... don't you also need to give Junior 'a talk'?"
"Uh, right." replied Grim standing up. "Junior, let me give you a little advice."
"Not here Bonehead!" Mandy snapped
"Right." sighed Grim as Junior got up and followed his dad out of the room.
"So Minnie... we need to talk to." Mandy said seriously as servents ran in, putting up diograms and such
Minnie could tell this was going to be awkward as Aku and Chi left them alone.
*with Junior and Grim*
"Now Junior, ya have unlocked yer Dark Beast." Grim asked, well stated since he remembered the incident a week ago, Junior nodding to show he understood. "Well, when you get... 'passionate'... you sometimes... well... the Dark Beast starts to come out a tiny bit."
Junior nodded again, but with a confused look on his face. "Passionate?" He asked in confusion
"Like...when you and Minnie are together..." tried Grim.
"Yea? What about it?"
Grim rubbed his head as this was getting hard to keep going "... Well... you know... s... sex?"
"Wha?!" Junior yelled as he fell back blushing
"It's all perfectly natural. How do you think you and Minnie came into existence?"
"I KNOW that!" Junior yelled, blushing
"Then you know it's essential to understand how it works." Junior pouted a bit, and nodded
*Minnie and Mandy*
"And that concludes that." Mandy said, now dressed as a stereotypical sexy school teacher as she pointed at a diogram "Any questions?" Minnie sat there, pale as snow "Minnie?" Mandy tried snapping her fingers in front of her daughter.
Minnie shook, still pale with wide eyes. But before Mandy could try anything else, Minnie bolted out of there while also grabbing a box of condoms. "... at least I won't be a Grandmother soon." Mandy shrugged
*back with the Reapers*
"And that's how it all fits." concluded Grim.
It was Junior's turn to run, bolting from the room he and Grim where in
Grim sweatdropped at his son and chuckled
And as Junior ran, he bumped into Mandy "Junior, did you see your sister run by with a box of condoms?" asked Mandy still in her teacher outfit.
"Wha?! N... No..." Junior muttered, still freaked out from his talk with Grim
"BROTHER!" screamed Minnie colliding with Junior as his sister sat on him with the box in her hands. "We must get this on you to spawn!"
"... what?!" He asked in shock, and not understanding what she meant by the last word
"With this we can mate without worry!" exclaimed Minnie as she reached down and tried to take his pants off to put the condom on.
"Minnie! Minnie! Hey! Stop... Stop it! Cut it out!" Junior yelled, only for his pants to finally come off... revealing his hip bones without any genitalia
"...I had forgotten thine can only be human when need be." spoke Minnie with an embarrassed look on her face.
"Minnie! Da hell is up with you?!" Junior yelled
"I learned these keep woman from getting pregnant." replied Minnie holding up the box of condoms.
"... but why where you trying to put one on me NOW?!"
"I wanted to see if they fit."
Junior just stared at his new wife in disbelieve "Excellent idea Minnie." smiled Mandy. "But don't do that in the hallway."
"WHAT?!" Junior yelled in shock
"Right." nodded Minnie grabbing Junior by his legs as she began to drag him to there room. "The bedroom is much more divine."
"MINNIE!" Junior yelled in shock and amazement as she dragged him into their room
"Reminds me of when we were like that." smiled Mandy.
"You mean we're not STILL like that?" Grim chuckled, only to get elbowed in the ribs by Mandy
That's when a screaming Chi ran by them who looked like she had seen a ghost. "What's wrong kid?" Mandy asked
Chi just kept screaming and ran down the hall as Aku walked by them "What's with her?" asked Grim.
"I gave her the talk." Aku said simply
"But doesn't she already have a girlfriend that she has slept with already?" Mandy asked, remembering Aku mentioning at the last get-together before the wedding... and before she got drunk at THAT party
"... woops?" Aku shrugged with a smile, showing she knew what she did
"Hmmm. You CAN be VERY evil." Mandy grinned
"Thank you." smiled Aku. Mandy frowned as she looked Aku up and down "What?" Aku asked, feeling very uncomfortable
"You're not wearing the present I gave you." Mandy glared, her fingers brushing Aku's bare green neck "That was hard to make so quickly. What do you have to say Bitch?"
"Sorry?" squeaked Aku, begining to sweat as she backed into a wall 'I'm toast.' she though in slight fear
"I think you need to be punished." Mandy purred, pushing her body close to Aku's.
Grim just stared wide-eyed and, if he could, he would be drooling at the sight
Aku felt goosebumps at what was about to happen.
Mandy then began to lead Aku away, Grim following blindly...
*with Junior and Minnie*
"Minnie! Let me go! This isn't funny!" Junior yelled. He was naked and tied to his/their bed... he was still confused how she did that so quickly
Minnie looked to be ignoring as she was looked at a condom, trying to work out how it works "These packages are annoying." growled Minnie, dressed only in a purple bra and panties
"... You could use your teeth?" Junior suggested before realising what he said and wanted to hit himself for saying it. Minnie quickly tore at the packaging with her teeth and pulled out the piece of rubber.
"... now what?" Junior asked
"Become alive." Minnie said simply
"No!" Junior snapped, struggeling against his bonds again
"How we to produce out own heir if you refuse to cooperate?" asked Minnie with a pout.
"Our HEIR?!" Junior yelled in shock
"Yes." nodded Minnie.
"I... you... WHAT?!" Before Minnie could get Junior to comply, the door to the room slammed open with a frantic Chi standing there. "Chi?!" Junior gasped, feeling embarrassed. Chi stared at the scene with the bound Junior and Minnie, in her underwear, holding a condom and screamed before passing out. "This is... awkward." Junnior gulped
"Yes, now hold still." ordered Minnie walking towards him. Junior gulped as she twisted a certain one of his ribs, his body working on instinct to keep him together as his father drilled into his head. Muscles, veins, organs and skin quickly grew, and Junior was in his 'alive' state "Now then, let's see if this piece of plastic shall work." smiled Minnie.
"... W... what are you going to do?" Junior whimpered in slight fear only for Minnie slip the piece of elastic on his finger and sit there, seemingly waiting for something to happen. "... huh?" Junior asked in confusion
"Why is it not working?" pouted Minnie, crossing her arms across her small chest
"Minnie. They go on 'down there'." Junior blushed, gesturing to his waist "And it needs to be hard."
"But mother said it goes on the finger, and than a baby appears." spoke Minnie with confusion.
"Minnie. What where her EXACT words Minnie?" Junior asked in disbelife
"She said: 'To have a baby, you need to make sure the condom goes on the right area and make sure he loves you. Then you will have a child'."
"The right area is my... you know..." Junior blushed, pointing to his waist with his head "And I have to be... inside you... and a condom STOPS a baby being made."
"Huh?" Minnie asked in confusion, tilting her head "But why did Mother give me incorrect information?"
"I wanted to make sure you two didn't try anything." came their mother's voice from the open door.
"AH! MOM!" Junnior yelled, blushing brightly as he was naked
"Don't worry. I've had to change both your diaper, so this is no surprise." remarked Mandy with a wave of her hand.
"... er... is that Miss Aku?" Junior blushed, looking at the green skinned woman who was on all fours by their mothers feet. The green skinned woman was naked and wearing the collar Mandy gave her at breakfast, a leather lead connected from it and being held in Mandy's hand... and Junior felt himself rise at the sight, making him blush 'Stupid hormones.'
"Yes. Now don't try to make me a grandmother. You two are still grounded." called Mandy turning away as she pulled the leash. Aku willingly followed as the two left, Mandy closing the door behind them
"Oh, can I put it on now?" Minnie asked with a smile, seeing Junior's reaction
"NO!" exclaimed Junior who managed to use some of his darkness abilities and cut the ropes, freeing him.
"Aw! But Big Brother!" she whined cutley, fluttering her eyelashes at him. Junior covered his eyes to keep himself from falling to her charm and quickly ran right through the door of their bedroom to get away. "JUNIOR!" she yelled, trying to chase after him... but she tripped over Chi, waking her up
"Wah.." Chi saw the nearly naked Minnie on her and promptly passed out again just as Minnie got back up and took off after Junior... except this time, she had a slight nose bleed
*RUN JUNIOR RUN! Wait... your wife wants to bang you it seems like. What is WRONG with you man?!*
Junior ran as fast as he could and tried ducking into one room, but when he opened the door, he saw Minnie dressed up with a tiger skin bikini top and bottom while the rest of the room looked like it was a jungle "How did..." he muttered in confusion
He slammed the door and ran to the next one. Except this time the room looked like a coral reef while Minnie sat on it with her lower half now looking like a mermaid while she wore a seashell bikini. He gulped at the scene, seeing some of the water trickle down his sister/wife's body, before he shook his head to clear his mind of those thoughts.
He closed the door and kept going to different rooms, only to find Minnie in a different outfit with a different scenery: like a sexy nurse in a hospital, a schoolgirl in a class room, a bunny girl in a field, a cat girl in a overly fluffy and cute room.
Until finally he entered another room... this one was a dungeon with Aku chained to a wall and his mother standing in front of her in Dominatrix gear, whipping her "What do you say?" questioned Mandy with a sadistic grin.
"PLEASE MISTRESS, MAY THIS LOWLY BITCH BE FUCKED?! PLEASE CAN YOU MAKE ME CUM?!" Aku screamed, shacking in pleasure
Mandy smiled and took notice of her son in the doorway "Oh, hey kiddo." she grinned
"Er... hi." Junior muttered, blushing. Especially when he realized he was still naked and the sights he had seen, including this one, stopped him from 'going down' "Wh... Where's dad?" he asked as he blushed brightly
"Off doing his job." Mandy shrugged before she noticed her son's 'problem'
"Care to try?" asked Mandy holding out the whip to her son.
Junior reached out and took the whip with a confused look 'Well... Chi did read from Minnie's diary that she liked this stuff...' he thought
He looked at the whip, not sure about what to do
"Just whip it against her ass or breasts." spoke Mandy seeing his confused look. Junior did as he was told nervously, the whip hitting Aku's nipple
"Ah~!" moaned Aku from the sting. Junior brightly at her reaction
"Good, but swing harder." Mandy praised and criticized. Junior hesitated, but did as instructed and this time put more force into his arm. The whip hit her chest hard making Aku moan louder, making Junior blush even brighter and his 'problem' to throb "Very nice." complimented Mandy.
"I... er... thanks?" Junior asked in confusion
"I think you better get rid of your 'problem' before Minnie finds you." advised Mandy taking the whip back and resuming her fun.
"Er... what should I do?" Junior asked in confusion
"Try going online. There's plenty of stuff you can find to help."
"... what?" Junior asked in confusion as Mandy's whip hit Aku's ass HARD
"On second thought, try looking under your father's bed. He has an old stash of playboys."
"... whats playboy?"
Mandy sighed and was starting to lose her patience just as Minnie ran in. "Brother!" She cheered before she froze as she saw the room, and some drool slipped from the corner of her mouth as she blushed
Junior used that opening to bolt past her as he ran to their bedroom and slammed the door just as Minnie got out of her ago"Phew." He sighed as he lay on their bed... only to notice Chi had woken up
"What happened?" groaned Chi who took notice of Junior's 'problem' still at attention as he lay there.
"Er... hi." Junior waved, blushing brightly
Chi didn't know whether to pass out, scream, or run away.
So she just stared
Junior found it uncomfortable and heard the banging on the bedroom door, meaning it must be Minnie. "Oh... crap." Junior muttered
"What's with you?" Chi asked as she shook her head
"Let's just say Minnie is too eager for something."
"... your WIFE wants to sleep with you? Are you crazy?" Chi asked simply
"No, young." joked Junior as Minnie's fist literally went THROUGH the door as it seemed she was VERY eager to get inside. "AH! OH FUCK!" Junior yelled
"My girlfriend and I have slept together a lot." Chi shrugged
"Well I'm still a kid damn it!" exclaimed Junior as Minnie's arm was scrambling around for the knob
"Same with me, and you are the same age." Chi said simply
"I meant mentally." deadpanned Junior as Minnie managed to squeeze her face through the hole.
"You saw your sister DIE. You are a Reaper. Ans you live in HELL." Chi deadpanned as Minnie grabbed the door handle and let herself into the room
"SO what?! I want our first time to be special!" cried Junior as Minnie landed on him.
"Brother!" She grinned widely. Minnie straddled her brother/husband in excitement "Come on brother, holder of my soul! Please! Make my body shiver in pleasure!"
Junior felt sweat on his brow as his problem still didn't go down, meaning Minnie could easily keep him up until she and him became one. She began to excitedly wiggle in his lap "And then you can whip and hurt me, treat me like a pet!" Before she could do anything... a pan hit the back of Minnie's head... and knocks her out
Junior looked at Minnie's unconscious body, surprised at what just happened. "There you go." Chi grinned, holding a pan
"...Where'd you get that?" Junior asked dumbly
Chi shrugged "Not sure. My girlfriend taught me how to do that."
"I'm gonna need to meet her someday."
"She's a strong, silent type." She shrugged, before she sighed happily "Oh I miss Mimi."
"Wait... MIMI?!" Junior gasped, the image of the red skinned girl with lobster claws flashing in his mind
"Yes, why?" asked Chi with a raised eyebrow.
"She... she seems to have gone missing." Junior sighed sadly
"WHAT?!" exclaimed Chi as she rushed up and grabbed his shoulders and began shaking him. "Where is she?! Where is my Mimi?!"
"I... don't... know..." Junior yelled as he was shook "LET GO OF ME!" Chi was panting as she let go and began pacing the room with worry. "Minnie's soul was taken by Angels who want to destroy hell, they where ripped to shreds and Him kidnapped Minnie. I went to rescue her, so Mimi and Jeff rescued US and took us to Limbo." Junior explained
"Then we have to rescue them!" exclaimed Chi snapping her fingers as several guards in red uniforms appeared before her.
"But they aren't there anymore!" Junior said back "My dad and I left to get them the day after, except they weren't there any more!"
"Wha-?" gasped Chi who felt crushed that her girlfriend might be gone! The future Shogan of Darkness began to cry
"Don't worry. We'll find them." Junior smiled as he stood up and grasped Chi's shoulders in comfort, before pulling her into a hug. Chi didn't say anything at the sudden move but returned it as it did help calm her down.. Junior smiled as he pulled back "Okay? I mean, I promised her and Jeff I'd be their Best Friend Forever." Chi nodded as a sign of thanks. But she then blushed brightly as she looked down and remembered Junior was still human... AND NAKED! She slapped a hand over her eyes and pointed down. "Whats the ma..." Junior asked as he looked down before his eyes widened. It didn't help that he was still hard, poking Chi's leg lightly
"Put some pants on." growled Chi, blushing at the feeling
"Okay." He nodded as he ran and did as he was told
*Limbo*
Mimi sat on her knees, looking up in terror. Her father stared down at her with his arms crossed as Jeff's soul stayed in a small cage he had nearby. All around them was blood and guts, the mutilated body of a giant spider, Mimi was tied to the ground by golden chains
"You shouldn't have done that." growled Him referring to her and Jeff betraying him. Mimi just narrowed her eyes, trying to break the chains as she silently roared at Him "If you had just listened, this wouldn't have happened." chided Him walking around the struggling form of his daughter. She got enough room and bit Him's leg with all her might Ow!" yelped Him before kicking her off his leg. "You little BITCH!" Him growled
Mimi spat at him, some blood mixed with her spit, her bite having drawn blood
Him growled and was close to slapping her, but had to keep control. He still needed her. He raised an arm, revealing that during this event his arm had been cut off "You will get me a new hand, if you don't want little Jeff to feel the pain." Mimi snarled at him, but didn't try anything to keep Jeff safe. "Now I believe you remember your little friend, Grim Junior." Him grinned8m agoMimi stiffened as Junior's previous words were still fresh in her mind.
'But you and Jeff, I promise the two of you. I will be your Best Friends Forever.' Junior's voice echoed in her ears
"You will go to his home, and take something from his family's vault." Him continued. Mimi grew sad as she didn't want to betray the other person who wished to be her friend, especially a caring soul like Junior. "Understand?" Him growled and Mimi hesitantly nodded "Good." He growled, slapping her
Mimi growled inside her head at that hit. When the time came, she'd show him. She would SHOW him!
But now, she worried about Chi. And blushed thinking about Junior, quickly feeling confused with the odd feeling making her chest feel warm.
She KNEW she loved Chi, there was even this strange connection between the Chi and herself.
But this feeling about Junior made her shed a smile which she barely did. He was so kind and caring
She felt her face heat up a little at the compliments for the boy.
'What is WRONG with me?' She thought in fear
*Back with Junior & his family*
The young Reaper sighed as he sat at the table for dinner, after Minnie woke up, their mom called them down for dinner She had blushed and instantly apologized to him, the three sitting at the table all blushing with Junior in the middle So, did you three have fun?" asked Mandy with a teasing smile
"No." Junior muttered
"Really? Minnie seemed eager." teased Mandy with a light chuckle as she began to cup up her steak
"Mother!" Minnie yelled, blushing brighter
Mandy just sipped her red wine as the kids continued to blush as the adults chuckled
"D... Did you guys have fun?" Junior asked, blushing, catching them off guard
"Yea." Mandy grinned, rubbing Aku's collarbone seductively which made the green skinned woman shudder "These two will be here more often."
"So you'll be seeing each other more often." Aku nodded, happily. It had been a while since she had been in a relationship, so it was very nice. She had been trying to seduce her old friend Him, but he wasn't interested. The dinner went by fast as Aku and Chi stood up. "Well, we better go." Aku smiled "Thank you for letting us stay as long as we did."
Mandy stood up and stroked the collar which was now around Aku's neck "I better see this on next time I see you."
Aku blushed while Chi groaned. "Yes Mistress." She whispered softly
"Bye Chi." Junior smiled, blushing a bit
Chi smiled, blushing a bit as well, and waved bye as she and her mother exited the castle.
"That was interesting." Aku blushed, rubbing the collar
"Yea." Chi nodded, blushing as she thought if Junior and the... incident. She absolutely HATED men that way, she just had too many bad experiences, but Junior was really fun and kind. Plus there is the fact his sister/wife and her Mimi both seemed to love pain. The fact he was friends with her lovely Mimi, and how much she was like MiniMandy. And then there was the feeling of the 'problem' he had most of the day...
Chi just blushed brighter 'What is wrong with me?' she thought in confusion
And that's the chapter!
This was meant as a very VERY VERY silly adult chapter. It is meant as a stupid filler. Partly because we wanted a chapter to relax before Mimi's break in, and partly because we came up with a bunch of silly things we wanted to do as we wrote last chapter.
And with Mandy making Aku her lover/slave, well Mandy is loyal to her lover and is in love with Death but she is also a very dark person and I DO see her as the kind who would be a dominatrix and make pets. Plus, Aku seemed very flirtatious in the female human form anyway.
So, see you next chapter!