Shinobi of Genius!
By: The Former PrinceofDDR
Summary: Kakashi and Iruka salute to the REAL Ninja of Genius, all the while enjoying the taste of Ninja Dew. Inspired by the Real Men of Genius Commercials.
Wow. I didn't expect to get THIS many reviews for the first chapter. Thanks, everybody! Here's the next chapter!
(Cue Real Men of Genius Theme)
"Ninja Dew presents, Shinobi of Genius," Kakashi said into the mike.
"Shinobi of Genius…" Iruka sang.
"Today, we salute you, Mr. Brightly Colored Jumpsuit Wearer."
"Mr. Brightly Colored Jumpsuit Wearer!"
"It takes a real special mind to come up with an outfit like that. A mind that thinks, "How is the best way to make my foe laugh to death."
"You're tickling my funny bone!"
"Despite the fact that the suit makes you a prime target, you bravely stare danger in the face…and say, "Bring it on!"
"Just try not to laugh!"
"The only flaw is that the suit will most likely NOT make you popular with the ladies."
"I think I'm going blind!" Tenten, Sakura, and Ino sang.
"But hey, at least it's better than spandex."
"Praise the Lord!" Iruka sang.
"So here's to you, Lord of the Fashion-Disasters. Because it takes a REAL man to wear full-body orange in public."
"Mr. Brightly Colored Jumpsuit Wearer!"
"ANBU Headquarters, Tokyo, Japan."
"Thanks for the help, ladies. Care for some Ninja Dew?" Kakashi said, pulling out five cans.
"Thanks, Kakashi!" The girls said, toasting with Iruka and Kakashi on a job well done.
And that's a wrap! I think I could have done a better job with this one, but I hope you like it! Oh, and here's some of the suggestions you people gave me, that I will WITHOUT A DOUBT do later.
Mr. Trench Coat wearing Bad-Ass.
Mrs. Overly Aggressive Fangirl.
Mr. Lazy boy who gets all the Ladies
And finally, Mr. I got lost on the road of life man!
Keep those suggestions coming! And Catch you next Continue!