Shinobi of Genius

Written by The Former PrinceofDDR

Summary: Kakashi and Iruka salute to the REAL Ninja of Genius, all the while enjoying the taste of Ninja Dew. Inspired by the Real Men of Genius Commercials.

Man! At first, I was just going to write this for fun, and I wouldn't have cared how many reviews I got. But DAMN! I never thought that a fic with so few words in it, (much less one of MY fics) would get THIS many reviews! Thank you all SO much! I hope you really like this chapter!

Subject: Naruto (once again. :p)

(Cue Real Men of Genius theme)

"Ninja Dew presents, Shinobi of Genius," Kakashi said.

"Shinobi of Genius…" Iruka sang.

"Today we salute you, Mr. Ultra Hot Kunoichi Harem Man."

"Mr. Ultra Hot Kunoichi Harem Man!"

"Very few men get to live out the TRUE Shinobi dream. Being surrounded by 5+ women, all of which are lovely… and all which can kick your ass."

"Please punish me!"

"The Genjutsu Mistress, The Weapons Mistress, The Ramen Girl, The Future Hyuuga Head, and the HOT 50+ female Sannin. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, buddy."

"Pinch me, I'm dreaming!"

"Of course, if you have such a harem, then your name is most likely…Naruto."

"Lucky Bastard!"

"Because as much as we hate to admit it, only he has the stamina to keep 'getting busy' with all the lovely ladies.

"Lucky, Lucky Bastard!"

"So here's to you, Object of every female's desire, and every man's scorn. You teach us that to have such a harem, all that is needed… is mastery of the Kage Bushin, and a 5000+ year old Demon Lord living within your belly. And I'm looking at you, True Power (1)."

"Mr. Ultra hot Kunoichi Harem Man!"

"ANBU Headquarters, Tokyo, Japan."

"That's a wrap! Care for some Ninja Dew, Naruto?" Iruka said.

"Maybe later, Iruka-sensei. I've got some…business to attend to," Naruto said. "Ready to go, ladies?"

"Hai, Naruto-Sama!" Half of the Konoha Female Population (including Hinata, Sakura, and Ayame), called out.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Lucky Bastard…" Iruka and Kakashi muttered as they watched Naruto walk off with the ladies to take care of…business.

And that's it for now! I'm still taking suggestions until the 5th chapter! So keep them coming, and Catch you next continue!

(1). True Power is a Harem fic that...well, you'll have to see it to believe it. I can't explain it...