Shinobi of Genius
Written by: The Former PrinceofDDR
Summary: Kakashi and Iruka salute to the REAL Ninja of Genius, all the while enjoying the taste of Ninja Dew. Inspired by the Real Men of Genius Commercials.
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Subject: Shikamaru
(Cue the Real Men of Genius theme)
"Ninja Dew presents, Shinobi of Genius," Kakashi said.
"Shinobi of Genius…" Iruka sang.
"Today we salute you, Mr. Lazy boy who gets all the ladies."
"Mr. Lazy boy who gets all the ladies!"
"Like Mr. Ultra Hot Kunoichi Harem man, you live the REAL Shinobi dream. The only difference is… you couldn't care less."
"What's wrong with this picture?"
"Day after day, night after night, the lovely ladies practically throw themselves at you. Yet, you pretend to not notice them. AT ALL."
"Playing hard to get!"
"What is your secret? Is it your 'Don't Care' attitude? Or maybe it's your 'Pineapple Hairstyle'? Whatever it is, WE WANT IT."
"Should've stayed in college!"
"So here's to you, Mr. Lord of Laziness. You are right on top of the Male Population's Hit List. Congratulations."
"Mr. Lazy Boy who gets all the ladies!"
"Yet another good day! Want some Ninja Dew, Shikamaru?" Kakashi asked the Lazy boy.
"Nah. Too Troublesome. See ya," Shikamaru said, walking off.
"Wait up, Shika-Sama!" The OTHER half of the female population of Konoha (including Ino, Tenten, and Temari (who doesn't even LIVE in Konoha), called, rushing after the Lord of Laziness.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Want to go back to College, Iruka?" Kakashi asked.
"Right behind you, Kakashi," Iruka replied.
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