Shinobi of Genius
Written by The Former PrinceofDDR
Summary: Kakashi and Iruka salute to the REAL Ninja of Genius, all the while enjoying the taste of Ninja Dew. Inspired by the Real Men of Genius Commercials.
Okay! Now that the special chapter is out of the way, I can get back to the real part of this Parody! I hope you all like it!
Subject: Tsunade
"Ninja Dew Presents, Shinobi of Genius," Kakashi said.
"Shinobi of Genius..." Iruka sang.
"Today, we salute you, Mrs. Are Those Real Woman.
"Mrs. Are Those Real Woman!"
"Never before has man ever seen such a sight. A 50+ year old woman, who's cleavage puts the rest to shame."
"It's got to be a trick!"
"Those things are the size of bowling balls, yet they bounce like rubber balls. And everyone wants to know. What is your secret?"
"Let me take a little peek!"
"But then again, you are known as the best Medic-nin in the world. So who's to say that you haven't added a little somethin' somethin."
"Plastic Surgery!"
"So crack open a cold Ninja Dew, Possessor of the King-size Package. And thanks for showing us that being a Medic-nin can pay off. In more ways then one."
"Mrs. Are Those Real Woman!"
"ANBU Headquarts, Tokyo, Japan.
"And that's yet another wrap! Care for a Ninja Dew while we run for our lives, screaming like little girls all the while?" Kakashi suggested, breaking out said drink.
"After you," Iruka offered, taking one of the cans.
"Why, thank you," Kakashi replied. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He screamed like a little girl, dashing out of the studio, Iruka hot on his trail, doing the same.
And not too far behind, a VERY VERY VERY pissed Tsunade raced after them.
"Plastic Surgery, huh?-!" She roared. "I'll show YOU Plastic Surgery! HOW DOES BEING TURNED INTO A WOMAN SOUND?-!-?-!"
And thats the next chapter! I hope you enjoyed it more then the last one! Catch you next continue!