Shinobi of Genius
Written By: The Former PrinceofDDR
Summary: Kakashi and Iruka salute to the REAL Ninja of Genius, all the while enjoying the taste of Ninja Dew. Inspired by the Real Men of Genius Commercials.
All right! Just a stone's throw away from getting 100 reviews! I hope you like this chapter as much as the other ones! And thanks to Dark Blitzkrieg for this idea!
Subject: Itachi. NO ONE IS SAFE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-!-! ...Ahem.
"Ninja Dew presents, Shinobi of Genius," Kakashi said into the headset.
"Shinobi of Genius..." Iruka sang into the mike.
"Today, we salute you, Mr. Purple Nail-Polish Wearer."
"Mr. Purple Nail-Polish Wearer!"
"Now there is a sight to see. One man, who could be the very picture of the word 'Bad-ass'...wearing not black, but PURPLE Nail-Polish."
"What is this world coming to?"
"No matter how bad-ass you look with your red eyes, black robe and gold ring, we look at those perfect manicured nails...and die a little inside."
"Pretty girly if you ask me!"
"Of course, you could care less. Because if someone so much as looks at you funny, you can burn them to a crisp just by LOOKING at them."
"I meant girly in a good way!"
"So here's to you, Mr. Femmine Bad-Ass. You may look like a girl... but no one would DARE say that to your face."
"Mr. Purple Nail-Polish Wearer!"
"ANBU Headquarters, Tokyo, Japan."
"And that's another wrap!" Kakashi said, taking off his headset. "Care for yet another Ninja Dew, Iruka?"
But before Iruka could say anything, an explosion came from one of the walls.
The two friends turned to the busted wall to see Tsunade AND Itachi staring at them.
And they were not happy.
AT ALL.
The two turned to each other.
"Truce?" Itachi questioned.
"Truce." Tsunade replied.
Iruka and Kakashi turned to each other.
"Run?" Kakashi questioned.
"Run." Iruka replied.
The rest is pretty much history.
And that's another wrap! I hope you enjoyed it, because I think I'm running out of ways to keep it funny. Please tell me what you think. Catch you next continue!