Shinobi of Genius

Written By: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR

Summary: Kakashi and Iruka salute to the REAL Ninja of Genius. All the while enjoying the tast of Ninja Dew. Inspired by the Real Men of Genius Commericals.

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Subject: Gai. I KNOW you've been waiting for this one.

"Ninja Dew presents, Shinobi. Of GENIUS," Kakashi said.

"Shinobi of Genius!" Iruka sang.

"Today, we salute you, Mr. Freakishly Large Eyebrows Man."

"Mr. Freakishly Large Eyebrows Man!"

"Never in the world of Ninjas has such a sight been seen. A man...who can use his own eyebrows as weapons."

"My god, I'm going blind!"

"Those things are so huge that they'd be much better off somewhere else. Like the Forest.

"Did those things just wink at me?"

"And the worst thing, is that more then one set of them exist. And trust me, one more set is one more too many."

"My god, they're mutipling!"

"So here's to you, Excellence of Eyehair. And if you happen to hear a faint buzzing sound tonight when you sleep...ignore it."

"Mr. Freakishly Large Eyebrows Man!"

"ANBU Headquaters, Tokyo, Japan."

"Whew. Another wrap finished," Kakashi sighed. "Now, where's that Ninja Dew...?"

"ETERNAL RIVAL!" Gai shouted, jumping into the studio.

"...Hello, Gai," Kakashi muttered.

"I just heard what you said about my eyebrows. But that's OKAY. I figure the only reason you mock the eyebrow, is because you don't have it yourself! SO, I got THIS!" Gai said, pulling out a bottle.

"...And what is that?" Kakashi said.

"HAIR GROWTH! Just sprikle some of this onto your eyebrows, and you'll have them just as full as me!" Gai said, with the Nice Guy Pose.

Kakashi looked at Gai for a few seconds. Then, without warning, he fled at high speed.

"Hmuph. My Eternal Rival doesn't know what he's missing. But surely IRUKA-san will!" Gai said, whirling around to where Iruka was.

...Only to find that he was gone as well.

"...Oh well. More for me!" Gai shruuged.

And that all for now! Catch you next continue!