Shinobi of Genius
Written By: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR
Summary: Kakashi and Iruka salute to the REAL Ninja of Genius, all the while enjoying the taste of Ninja Dew. Inspired by the Real Men of Genius Commercials.
Subject: Sasuke! (The one you've been waiting for!)
"Ninja Dew presents, Shinobi...of Genius," Kakashi said into the mike.
"Shinobi of Genius..." Iruka sang into the other mike.
"Today, we salute you, Mr. Over-Emo Angsting Avenger.
"Mr. Over-Emo Angsting Avenger!"
"When it comes to holding grudges, you REALLY hold grudges. When it comes to being power-hungry, you are REALLY power-hungry. And when it comes to being an asshole...well, you're just the king."
"All hail the king!"
"You are the only person that has the chance of getting even more women than Mr. Ultra Hot Kunoichi Harem Man. But who needs women when you can have the head of your brother handed to you on a sliver platter?"
"Complete with salad dressing!"
"But you do have one redeeming quality. You are the most hated person on the manga. And we gain views just for people to see if you'll die. Good job."
"Die, Mother F&#(er, DIE!"
"So, here's to you, Lord of the Pricks. May your kids grow to be pretty boys like you."
"Mr. Over-Emo Angsting Avenger!"
"Whew, another good job," Kakashi said, taking off the headphones. "Want another...dew...Iruka...?"
Kakashi was cut short as he saw Sasuke glaring at the two of them. With an army of his fangirls right behind him.
"You know what they say, Kakashi. Hell hath no fury like 1000 women scorned," Sasuke said with a cruel smirk. "ATTACK!"
"FOR SASUKE-KUN!" The Fangirls screeched. They charged towards the two shinobi, Sasuke leading them.
"Not again!" Kakashi and Iruka yelled, running out of the studio like the hounds of hell were after them.
Sorry I haven't updated in so long, and only to come out with this half-assed chapter. Oh, well, I think my Sakura chapter will make up for it. Catch you next continue!