Just an interesting thing that happened 2day, Probably worth reading: During band, my music teacher had an alto saxophone, but instead of curvaceous *cough in background* it was straight, so one kid said, "If this is straight, does that mean all of the other saxophones are gay?"
Just a story. Thank you for your time. Now time for your story. (that took me about 5-10 minutes to write? that okay?)
I took a deep breath, and knocked.
"I know, you are a man of honor, I'm so sorry to bother you at home, but I don't know where to go, and I came here all alone,"
I said:
"My husband's doin' me wrong," I winced, even though nothing was happening to me, "Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me,"
I walked closer to Hamilton.
"Suddenly he's up and gone, I don't have the means to go on,"
Hamilton stuffed a hand into his pocket and handed me $30. He opened his door, I thought he was going to make me leave, but he offered to walk me home.
When we arrived at my empty house, I said, "You're too kind sir," I winked and then continued, taking his arm, "This one's mine sir,"
I led him to mah bed let mah legz spread and said, "Stay?"
And he was all flirty with his voice dropping an octave like, "Hey,"
"Hey," I replied, shooting finger guns at him.
Shoot-wait, that's ironic, nevermind.
"Um-Sir, I-I didn't- What happened!" I cried, rushing over to him.
Blood was gushing from his side, and I could just make out (a/n: haha get it) my finger that I shot at him wedged into his abdomen.
"CALL 9-1-1!" Hamilton shouted, despite the major pain he was in.
"Uh-yeah!" That's probably a good idea.
"Wait- what's the number again?" I asked.
Hamilton face-palmed and slithered all the way to the door.
"Hasta la vista, baby," He said, slithering out the door.
... The last thing I could manage to mumble before he closed the door was, "This isn't slitherio."
Okay I'm sorry about how trashy this is but... \_(u_u)_/
I've been sick for a few days and my homework was just BLECCCHHHH, so I just wrote this in about 5 minutes? Okay? Wait it's not okay? IT BETTER BE OKEEE? But yes part of this being trashy is because I'm lazy, so sorry.