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"Alright, Berry. You're up first." Puck grins. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Would you ever consider being a nudist?"

"Noah! Yeah, under the right circumstances."

"What circumstances?"

"One question per truth, Noah. Santana, you're up."

"Dare me."

"Go get a cucumber from my fridge and make out with it for ninety seconds."

She raises an eyebrow. "Crafty, Berry."

Santana runs upstairs, finds the cucumber and brings it back downstairs. With all eyes on her, she 'goes all the way' between her tongue and the vegetable. Artie, Brittany and Puck cheer when she's through.

"Alright, Wheelchair."

"Dare." He's ready.

"Go take a Selfie with one of Berry's toilets and post in online, saying it's your soulmate."

He frowns, but he has help getting back upstairs. He heads to the downstairs bathroom and does as requested. A couple seconds after he does, Santana gets pinged and she shows everyone. They're still laughing when Artie, Mike and Puck return.

"Har, har. Quinn. Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"What's the weirdest thing you've ever done while having sex?"

Her face looks like a tomato. "I, uh, I ate a Popsicle from someone's buttcrack once."

Everyone except Quinn and Puck laugh. Both of them look very embarrassed. It's so clear to see who the someone is.

"Okay, Blaine. You're up."

"Dare."

"Trade clothes with Britt."

Blaine and Brittany go to a nearby closet and reemerge about five minutes later. Brittany is wearing a cobalt blue polo shirt and bright green pants. Blaine looks embarrassed in Brittany's Cheerio's uniform (remember, it's a short skirt). Kurt smiles as his eyes dance. He puts an arm around Blaine when he sits back down. His face is still red when he turns to the next victim.

"Mike, you haven't gone yet."

"Truth." He laughs.

"What's the longest period of time you've gone without masturbating?"

It's his turn to flush from embarrassment. "Um, well, like three weeks almost." He's ready to turn all attention off him before they can comment. "It's your turn, Finn."

"I can tell the truth."

"Who, of the guys in this room, would you have sex with?"

His turn to be a tomato. He looks around. He can't have sex with his brother, or his brother's dapper boyfriend. Rory is too new to have sex with, so that leaves Mike, Puck and Artie. After squirming a little more, he has an answer.

"Puckerman."

"I'm flattered, Hudson." He cracks a smile.

The tension breaks apart and Finn grins. "Alright, Rory. Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Text out 'I've always loved you' and send it to this number."

Rory types out the message, as well as the send number. He pauses just before sending it.

"Who's number is this?"

"I'll tell you after you send it."

Rory does so, and Finn cracks up. "Don't worry, you've never met her."

"Who was it?" Rachel is curious.

"Holly Holliday."

The group laughs again. When it dies down, Rory looks around the group.

"Who hasn't been called on yet?"

Puck, Kurt, Brittany, Tina, Mercedes and Sugar raise their hands. He smiles.

"Okay, Tina. Truth or dare?"

"Truth!"

"If you could slap anyone here, who would it be?"

"Sugar." She answers immediately. "Mercedes, truth or dare?"

"Dare me."

"Let Brittany give you a haircut."

"My hair?"

"Either let Brittany give you a haircut or you have to drink three spoonfuls of that wicked hot sauce upstairs."

Sighing, she crawls over to Brittany and sits down. Tina hands over her nail scissors. After some long, pensive minutes, Brittany starts ruffling her hair and moves the scissors hurriedly through her hair. She hears the snipping sound and cringes at each one. Finally, Brittany sets the scissors down. Rachel holds out a mirror for Mercedes to inspect.

"Wait…" Mercedes doesn't see much of a difference. "What did you do?"

Brittany triumphantly holds up three short strands of hair. "You didn't say how much needed to be cut."

"Alright, Brittany. Your turn. Truth? Or dare?"

"Dare." She smiles.

"Text out 'You're the woman I never was' and send it blindly."

"That's so mean. I can't send it to a blind person."

"No, Honey." Santana explains. "Sending it blindly means sending it to a random person in your phonebook. On your phone."

"Oh, okay."

She does her dare easily, and two phones go off in the room. And then one of the same goes off again. Rory and Blaine check their phones.

"I have to go, you guys."

"Leaving already, Care Bear?" Santana questions Rory. "That woman you made me text thinks I'm someone named April, and the other was my mom. I've got to go."

He leaves the basement with everyone questioning who April is. Blaine shows his text to Kurt, who starts laughing.

"What is it?" Rachel asks worriedly. "You don't have to leave too, do you?"

Kurt laughs. "No, it's just Blaine here is the woman Britt never was."

The April scenario is pushed out of the others' minds for a moment so they can laugh about Blaine's text from Brittany. Eventually, Brittany sits up and aims for Sugar.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare me, sucka."

"Take off your underwear and put on Kurt's."

"Um, not happening, Britt." Kurt points out.

"Oh, I didn't say you have to wear hers, Kurtie."

Sugar blushes feverishly. She goes behind the radiator and pulls out a pair of granny panties.

"What's wrong with your underwear, Kurt?" Blaine whispers. "Is it Designer or something?"

"Nada."

"Nada? What's that? Swedish?"

Sugar drops her granny panties on the floor and walks back over impatiently. Kurt giggles under his breath.

"Well…?"

"You're wearing them."

"What is that supposed to mean?" She demands.

Kurt has a shit-eating grin plastered on his face. Puck chalks it up and hoots.

"Ooh, Hummel's going commando!"

Blaine and Sugar, as well as pretty much everyone else is surprised. Sugar, though, squeals and gets very red.

"I'm only sticking around for one more thing. Kurt, truth or dare?"

"Dare." He answers with the same smile.

"I dare you to lick Quinn's feet."

Quinn stares back at her, sighs and takes off her shoe without losing eye contact. Blaine unwraps an uneaten protein bar and Kurt crawls over. Also not breaking eye contact from Sugar, he sticks out his tongue. He holds his breath and runs his tongue over Quinn's foot. Sugar makes a disgusted sound.

"You all are so gross, and I am never coming back."

"You weren't invited!" Rachel shouts after her.

Quinn shudders, running upstairs to wash off her foot. Kurt graciously takes the protein bar Blaine offers to rid his mouth of the taste of foot. When he's calmer, he turns back.

"Hey, Puck, you're the only one of us who hasn't done a truth or dare."

"Alright, give me a dare."

"Kiss Artie… anywhere on his face."

Puck rolls his eyes with a grin. He walks over to Artie and kisses his nose. Then he turns to face the remainder of the group.

"Alright, everyone. It's five o'clock. I say we play Never Have I Ever with whatever Berry's got in that cooler fridge over there."

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