"And we'll have a sleepover, and we can eat snacks together, and we can paint Zwei's nails together, well no, we can't 'cause I don't have any nail polish, but if we did have nail polish-"
All Weiss could do was grimace and nod as Ruby led her away towards her camp a mile off. Apparently Ruby was scouting around looking for food when that dastard took hostage of her dog, Zwei. Under any normal circumstance Weiss would have quickly abandoned the girl after saving her, having extreme difficulties dealing with her motor mouth. Sadly, the zombie apocalypse was not a normal circumstance and she had to take what she could get.
'If this Ruby Rose is the only person I can have a positive human relationship with, then dammit I'm going to take it,' she repeated to herself, over and over to help quell her annoyance with the girl. The only two positives she could think of were the fact that the girl was extremely cute and she had an equally cute doggie.
"And we can- And we can- And we can- A-a- Oh my god," Ruby muttered, turning away from Weiss. "I'm hanging out with THE Weiss Schnee!" the girl squealed in excitement.
"Is it really that big of a deal?" Weiss asked, causing Ruby to quickly turn back to her.
"Is it a big deal?! Of course it's a big deal!" Ruby shouted, getting down on one knee and striking a pose. "Do you know how long I've waited for? Doo bee doo!" and promptly started singing. "To meet my idol and...something something…drinking milkshakes! Daa Dee Daa!"
"Uh, right. Got it, you can stop now-" But no one listened.
"To take her hand, in my own and show her how I feeeeel?" Ruby promptly stood, arms above her head and flashing a dazzling smile.
"...You done yet?" it sounded more of a beg than a question.
"I got a- Story to tell ya, of a young girl watching MTV-"
"Okay, you're done!" Weiss interrupted, grabbing onto Ruby's ear and began pulling with all her might.
"Sorry sorry sorry!" Ruby squeaked, struggling out of Weiss' grasp. "Owie, did you have to pull so hard?" she asked, trying to rub away the burning feeling in her ear.
"I didn't have to, but you didn't have to sing and dance either," Weiss shot back, earning her first glare from the fangirl.
"Heh, you may not like the idea of singing with me, but mark my words, Schnee," Ruby muttered, the darkness of her tone catching Weiss off guard. Ruby slowly walked up to Weiss, wrapping her arms around Weiss and bringing her mouth against Weiss' ear. "We will sing and dance together, and you'll be like, 'Wow, Ruby! I really enjoy singing and dancing with you!', and then Zwei will ride a unicycle," Ruby whispered gently, causing Weiss to almost let out a chuckle.
"You really think you can teach your dog how to ride a unicycle?" The idea was actually quite appealing to Weiss, nothing could be more adorable than that.
"We'd have to find one with pedals close enough to the seat, but sure, why not?" Ruby asked as she backed away, bouncing up and down on her heels with a smile. "Now come on, the others shouldn't be too far off!" Ruby said as she bounced off in another direction, quickly being followed by Zwei.
"And who are the others?" Weiss asked as she jogged up next to Ruby.
"It's-" the sound of a shotgun going off interrupted Ruby, causing both girls to look in the direction from whence it came. In front of them stood a blonde woman, holding up the shotgun into the air with dramatic flair. The girl lowered her shotgun, before leveling a stare at Weiss, a toothpick in her mouth being chewed on dramatically.
"Her sister," she finished, a smirk on her lips and a hand on her hip.
"...Did you seriously waste a shotgun shell just to look cool?"
"-and my sister's BFF! Hi, Blake!" Ruby called out with a wave.
"Hello, Ruby," a small smile made it's way to Blake's face, before disappearing as she stared at Weiss. "Is that? No, it can't be-"
"Oh, and my sister's name is Yang, but that's not really important."
"Hey, what's that suppose to-"
"Uh, sorry to interrupt, but don't you think-" Weiss began before getting hit with a ball of bread, causing her to quickly glare up at Yang. "Did you seriously just threw a ball of bread at me?" she whispered, clenching her teeth in order to stop herself from yelling. They were already making too much-
"Okay, guys, seriously! Did you have to ruin my dramatic entrance? As soon as I saw Ruby with lil hottie over there, I came up with an amazingly-"
"Stupid idea that wasted a shotgun shell," Blake chided, staring at Yang with a sense of disappointment. "I expected better from-"
"Yeah, bickering and standing around like idiots sounds great and all!" Weiss interrupted, earning a glare from Yang and the attention of everyone else. "But don't you think shooting that off would alert-"
As soon as she had spoken, moans began erupting around the area around them, the sounds of shuffling feet going off around them, as if they were surrounded by it. Weiss sighed at the sound, glaring at the now chuckling Yang.
"Whoops! Guess I shouldn't have done that. You could say that I was zomBEING an idiot-"
"Oh my god, this is how I'm going to die," Weiss muttered, slapping her own face in exasperation, Blake casting a look at the girl that seemed awfully close to pity. 'She's looking at me as if this is a normal occurrence for- Oh god it is. It is and I'm going to die.' It was at this moment Weiss had resigned herself to her fate.
"Don't worry, Weiss!" Ruby said as she picked up Zwei in one hand and took Weiss' hand in the other. "Just keep running and we'll be-"
"GRAGH!" a zombie screamed as it popped out of a nearby car, causing Ruby to screech.
"Run run run!" she shouted, running off with Weiss and Zwei before being quickly followed by Yang and Blake.
'Yup, this is definitely how I die,' Weiss thought to herself, pumping her legs with all her might, refusing to look behind at the undead horde that was quickly gaining on them.
"Look on the bright side!" Yang called as she ran next to Weiss. "Maybe they'll stop chasing us when they're dead tired!"
The zombies weren't the only ones to groan at her pun.