Prompt 8: The Rant
So this is less like an idea of a story and more just a rant by Shinichi (so a monologue) to some bad impersonator of KID. I want KID to find out about this rant, although how is open to the author:
"Seriously?! Did you even try?! This is the worst impersonation I've ever seen… no one, absolutely no one would have believed you to be KID!
Except for the white of the suit, everything's wrong! The hat's too high and wide, the blue of the band is too bright just like the shirt, the cape too short, the tie too bright… and there's not a black dot inside the triangle charm of the monocle: It's a clover! Plus since when does KID have such short blond hair?! Or brown eyes? He's got brown hair and beautiful indigo eyes, not a boring muddy brown! And he's a young man, barely out of his teens, not in his forties!
Even your build is completely different! He's thinner and his muscles… you wouldn't be able to do half of his gymnastics that he constantly pulls on the heists! And he's about my height, so you're obviously too small! He's also a magician, so he's got long thin fingers, not such bulky ones, or he wouldn't be able to do any of his sleight of hand. And that grimace doesn't resemble his KID smirk in the slightest! Your voice and speech is completely different too!
There's also his 'no-one-gets-hurt'-rule! Did you forget that one? He's got a card gun, not an actual gun with bullets!
I can't believe it… it's embarrassing just looking at you. I've seen kids with better KID costumes on Halloween than yours! And he's not… he's not…seriously, I wouldn't believe it if you weren't in front of me now."
This rant doesn't have to be exactly like that, it's more of an outline as to what I had in mind. In this story, KID doesn't know that Conan was Shinichi. So when he finds out about the rant, he's curious as to how Shinichi knows so much about him and tries to figure it out (and I hope he won't figure it out right away, to get some suspense). The impersonator was trying to put the blame on KID, because of some reason (open to the author). If it's a theft, robbery or murder is up to the author. I thought that KID could either overhear the rant, because the impersonator had sent a fake heist note and he was there to see to it that he'll end behind bars or it's at a crime scene where Sato (or whoever) films the rant and somehow ends up showing it to Kaito. But it can happen differently, as long as KID finds out about it. What happens beside this rant is completely open, it just has to end with KaiShin or ShinKai.
TAKEN OVER BY 'MYSTICCRITIC' CALLED "VYING FOR ATTENTION" (on AO3 and FF)!
TAKEN OVER BY 'SHIZUNA610' CALLED "COMEDY OF ERRORS" (on AO3)!