faded blue: This is part of my Cracktastic series of one shots; I got this idea when I thought my friend was on Cash Cab and she was shouting out to me…but she was just asking for information about our class project. XD It's because I rarely get calls on my phone, so I was overly excited…
This is pretty short, hope you don't mind. I myself aren't that satisfied with it…but still…
Warnings: None
Parings: None (Unless you go further into why Shishido and Ootori are together and you have a dirty mind…)
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Cracktastic:
The Call
"Good morning Mukahi-senpai, I have a question, did Atobe assign practice on the 16th? I think he did, but Shishido-san is here too and he disagrees with me, can you help?"
"W-what why are you calling me? GASP Are you on a game show?"
"…?"
"OMG WHICH ONE IS IT?? Jeopardy, Cash Cab, Deal or no Deal , Wheel of Fortune, Do You Want to be a Millionaire, Trivial Pursuit, Monopoly, Life??"
"…Mukahi-senpai, most of those don't even allow you to call someone...and the last three are board games."
"I've always wanted to be on Ninja Warrior, did you know that it's considered a game show?"
"Um….no-"Shishido grabbed the phone out of Ootori's hand violently before the latter could inspire Gakuto to greater craziness.
"Listen, we have to go, we're being…chased by a pack of mutant llamas wearing green scarves. Bye"
"Isn't it amazing how you can become a Ninja Warrior? Most of the guys that compete are gymnasts, I wonder if they'll invite me! There have been guys in high school! Hey that announcer guy is cool, how do you think he'll announce me? Maybe he'll say the red flash…"
--Beep--
"Shishido-senpai, do you think that he's okay?" asked Ootori gingerly.
"Whatever, isn't he usually like this?" Shishido responded in his I-couldn't-care-less tone.
"I guess, but somehow I still feel he's talking on the phone…it's giving me a creepy feeling, like he's a ghost trying to talk to us…"
"Quit thinking like that, Choutaro, you're going to scare yourself." Shishido rolled his eyes as he saw his doubles partner cringe in fear. "He's probably just going to get angry because we hung up on him, then he's going to bug Oshitari
about it all day, and then he's going to take it to Atobe, then we're all going to run laps."
"Yeah, you're right…"
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"-and you know there are American competitors too. I heard that it was being broadcast there and I found some episodes on YouTube. It was the UN version and the guy who was the narrator had a pretty cool accent, just like Harry Potter! Oh and did you know about the new movie being made in England? One of the guys who were going to play some kid in it got killed, sucks for him! This reminds me, Atobe and Kabaji went to primary school in England! Which one was it now? Prince's Primary School? Queen's Primary School? Duchess…"
End
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Notes:
Atobe and Kabaji went to primary school in England before transferring to Hyotei elementary school division. (Hyotei's an elevator school which goes K-12.)
Yes, a guy from Harry Potter did die. Even though it sounded sort of cold when Gakuto said it, I really do feel sorry for him. R.I.P