Girls for Sale
Boredteenager
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Rated M for:
Perversions due to Ignorance
FIFTH CHAPTER:
It's very educational.
LESSON TWO:
Ignorance can lead to perversions.
"Sasuke, you pervert." Kakashi muttered as he emerged from the door.
Sasuke gave Kakashi a deadly glare, super saiyan deadly glare. That asshole teacher of his had just emerged from nowhere and he was actually gawking at his pet. His Sakura. Nobody dares to gawk at his Sakura.
"What do you want, Kakashi?" He scowled and instinctively pulled Sakura behind him to prevent any more gawking from his perverted teacher. He doesn't want anyone else to see his pet in this certain situation. He was kinda possessive. Oh, okay fine.. very possessive.
"I was only visiting you and your pet, but I think I disturbed your quality time together."
"You don't usually visit me without any reasons."
"Oh, okay fine, fine. I'll tell you then. Guess what?"
"..." Sasuke didn't reply, instead, he hastily stood up.. still wearing his boxers. He took a towel and gave it to Sakura, as if motioning her to wrap herself up because a white haired old hag is looking at you.
"I was waiting for you to say what."
"What." Sasuke rolled his eyes. It was a statement rather than a question.
"I have a pet too! I mean wife. Not pet." Kakashi said excitedly, though his facial expressions were still calm. He then pulled a lady with long black hair, she was of the same age with his teacher.
"..." Sasuke looked bored.
"Wow! She's pretty! What's her name, Kakashi-sama?" Sakura asked timidly, now standing up with a towel wrapped around her body. She hid behind Sasuke's tall frame.
"It's Kurenai."
"That's a very nice name!"
"Sensei, I think you're not only here for that."
"Aa. Yeah, before I forgot.. I have an important news for you. I had alread inquired the others. We'll just meet you outside. Dress first!" Kakashi smiled sweetly at Sakura, this made Sasuke frowned at the sight.
Pedophile annoying teacher.
"Sasuke-sama, are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine." He wasn't jealous. He assured that.
"Is everyone here?" Kakashi asked aloud trying to count them one by one mentally. He could now see Sakura, beside her was her ever so possessive and overprotective master of one day, Sasuke Uchiha.
Then Naruto with Hinata, Shikamaru with Ino, Neji with Tenten, Temari with Gaara and his wife, Lee, Chouji and Kiba with their own respective pets and yeah, Hakai Yamato who couldn't come close to Temari as long as Gaara was there.
"Girls go with Kurenai, while the boys.. stay with me."
"Sasuke-sama, I'm going." Sakura smiled and bowed infront of him, which the others also did to their own masters. Sasuke just nodded, though half of him doesn't want her to leave his side.
The boys waited as all the girls tranferred to the next room.
"Kakashi-sensei? Why are we gathered today?" Naruto asked, a bit confused why they need to be separated from the girls and what the hell are the different movie gadgets and powerpoint presentations doing inside the room?
"We will be having a boy talk, a very educational meeting."
"About what?" Neji pointed out.
"Sex Education." Kakashi smirked behind his mask, knowing that this conference would be very exciting and very educational indeed.
GIRL Talk
"Kurenai-sensei, why are we here?" The girls all asked out of curiousity. They all then waited for that certain unknown person to arrive. She was said to be the so-called host.
"We will learn something. Just wait."
After few minutes, a blonde woman who was trying her best to look young although, we can all see through her that she was already old, arrived.. Tsunade. I am not old, you damn narrator.
"Tsunade-sama!" All the girls squealed happily, they all missed her!
"Girls, settle down okay? Don't get too excited."
"If you want to say something or ask a question to Tsunade-sama, then please raise your hand." Kurenai instructed the girls so it wouldn't be too noisy inside the small room.
"Tsunade-sama? What are we doing here anyway?" Sakura asked politely then raised her hand. They all sweatdropped at Sakura's childish actions.
"We'll be talking about something very important, for protection against your masters inappropriate actions."
"Now, we will start our meeting. And the topic for today is.." Tsunade sighed a deep one. She never thought it would be this difficult and complicated to talk about these things.
"Sex."
BOY Talk
"Before we get to the part where you learn the exact process of reproducing manually. First, you must be familiarized with the different parts of a female body."
"A female's body is different from yours." Kakashi continued, seeing the boys gulped.
"Females have breast." A picture of a female's breast appeared in a slideshow.
"Aah." Eyes were glued on the picture, they were so amazed at what they are seeing right now. Though, they already seen it few hours ago.. even saying weird descriptions to it. Seeing them the second time around was just enticing their unused testosterones.
"Breasts is a pair of glandular organs in mammals that secrete milk for newborns and infants. In humans, the female breast has a distinctive rounded shape while the male breast remains flat and undeveloped."
"So that's why my chest is flat!" Naruto touched his chest while the others, unconsciously, followed.
"Only mature females can produce milk, which is rich in nutrients, antibodies, and other substances that aid in a baby's growth and development. So, your pets can't produced milk yet, they are still mature and growing up."
"They have milk?" Sasuke asked.
"Yes, they do."
"So, can we suck on them? You know.. for free milk." Shikamaru added, that would be a good thing. Atleast, he's going to save the money budgeted for fresh milk. Having a pet was cool, he too was like having a cow.
"Er-- enough of that." Kakashi didn't answered his question.
"The surface of a human breast has a circular, pigmented area in the center called the areola. The nipple, a rounded protruding structure, lies in the center of the areola."
"So the strawberry tips are called nipple." Neji thought seriously and remembered Tenten's nipples.
Kakashi sweatdropped and proceed to the next topic.
"There are different sizes." A picture of flat chest, more inflated chest, large chest and a chest smaller than the large chest.
"So what do you think is the size of your pet's breast?" Kakashi asked, he was so glad he was given this type of job. He looked at Sasuke first, knowing the fact that he just cupped Sakura's breast in one hand.
"Sensei? The A, B, C and D are the sizes of the breasts?" Naruto inquired, taking every detail seriously.. he was like a grade schooler jutting down every detail of today's lesson.
"Yeah, you are right Naruto. They are called caps."
"Uhmm, I think Hinata-chan's B." Naruto blushed.
"My pets have super large balloons, he might be D." Shikamaru spoke.
"What about you Neji? Sasuke?" Kakash sneered, trying his best to make Sasuke spilled his secret. Sasuke is a very silent man, he hides many secrets deep within his thick, protective coating. Just like an onion skin.
"Tenten's C."
"What about you Sasuke?"
"Yeah, Sasuke-teme, don't tell you hadn't seen your pet's lumps. Sakura-chan's really small and cute.. so in proportion of her body, she might be an A or something."
"No, Sakura-san's must be B or C." Lee spoke. A frown was displayed on Sasuke's face.
So the thick brow youth ranger have been observing my pet. Thick brow, go pluck your thick rectangular brows and go rotten in hell. Sasuke growled inwardly. He wasn't jealous.
Narrator: Yeah, yeah.. we believe you Sasuke-kun.
"I agree." The other boys nodded.
Which part? The plucking of Lee's brows or the size of Sakura's breast? Sasuke thought deeply.
"So, what's her size.. Sasuke?"
"D." He said simply.
GIRL Talk
"Girls, you must first learn the rules in handling men.. especially hormone craze teenage boys." Tsunade started.
"First, don't show your naked body to them, it would just make them horny. Unless, both of you decided to do it and so, it would be okay." Hearing those words, everyone gasped.. except the gullible Sakura.
"I thought it's normal, I mean girls change their clothes together." Tenten defended.
"And.. it's not awkward nor embarrassing at all. I thought it would be the same thing with the boys." Ino blushed remembering her master staring at her boobs openly.
"W-what do you think Sakura-chan?" Hinata looked at her BFF beside her.
"..." Sakura got silent. As if she discovered a cure for cancer or the secret material in making weapons of mass destruction. She was dead serious.
"Sakura?" Ino asked again. Jeez, Sakura's so slow in making up her mind. Sakura's closed eyes opened, her face was really serious. She then tried to speak but then stopped before she could start a sentence.
"What's horny?" Everyone sweatdropped. Awe, how cute, how innocent... how dense.
"Sakura, honey, being horny means being preoccupied with the desire to do sex."
She giggled cutely and rubbed the back of her head. Oh, so that's the meaning.
"Let's continue. Other than showing your naked body. You should not let a man touch any part of your body which is private. Unless, again.. unless, you both decided to do it."
"Define private." Tenten asked over.
"Private, specifically the breast, inner thighs, your flower. Places like that." Kurenai smiled at them after seeing them very interested with the topic.
"B-breast?!" Hinata's face became very pale.
"Hinata, what's wrong?" Tsunade asked worriedly.
"Naruto-sama h-had just touched my breast back and f-forth." Hinata slowly murmured, her face now turned really, really red from embarrassment.
"Good thing for me, Shikamaru-sama only looked at my breasts!" Ino proudly announced, as if it was a good thing too.
"Ino, exposing your private parts to men is the same thing with the touch-touch part."
"Oh."
"Neji-sama touched my nipple." Tenten turned really red. Sakura, on the other, thought they were competing on who's the best master that had touch their breast.. excitedly said.
"Mine's the best! Sasuke-sama had cupped mine in just ONE hand!"
BOY Talk
"What!?" They all yelled, it was completely unbelievable. They never thought Sakura could be that busty. The other boys got a little jealous. Sasuke just smirked arrogantly.
"Enough with the breast, let's skip the female parts. Let me see.. well." He looked at the pile of papers before him, as he one by one read the topic and looked for the next subject.
"Okay here it is. Reactions." Kakashi leered.
"What about reactions?" Being the curious one, Naruto asked about what's what.
"Reaction due to physical contact with the female, not only physical contact but even just looking at them." He turned the projector on as he continue.
"When you see them naked. You feel something tingling inside your body."
"Yeah! That is so right! I felt that my body was going to explode into pieces because of the huge, enormous, gigantic.." Naruto looked for words synonymous to big just to express and describe how he felt.
"We get your point dobe." Sasuke murmured. Jeez, he really wanted to go home. He wanted to try things with his pet and was quite excited to feel these kinds of reactions.
"Whatever teme, anyway. I felt mine stand up." Naruto blushed.
"Maybe, reactions from eating too much ramen." Lee said confidently.
"It's the work of your hormones, idiot."
"Very good, Sasuke. I'll show you some examples on how to get those reactions." With this, all ears were on Kakashi and all eyes were looking at the screen.
"Touching girls body anywhere else, especially in places.." Kakashi showed pictures, of the breasts, inner thighs.. and other private parts of the female body.
Sasuke blushed a little remembering the incident where he cupped Sakura's breast. It wasn't his fault. How would I know? He never thought that it was a bad thing.
"Then, nipping anywhere else." Nipping? Goshness word. The boys were so into the slideshows.
"Finally, kissing the girls anywhere else."
"And that's all for today!" Tsunade said a little too quickly, the girls were so naive. Teaching them needs time and patience. Definitely patience.
"Okay, bye!" Tsunade hastily went to the boys' room, bringing Kurenai with her. She smirked seeing the reactions of the poor boys. They must be really shocked. They were blushing madly.. even Sasuke Uchiha.
"Kakashi, it's time to end the session. Boys, go home now!" They all stood up rigidly, like a robot.
"What did you show them?"
"Something interesting and totally educational." Kakashi smirked as he went home pulling Kurenai with him.
Sasuke-Sakura
The thought of doing those things to her was flooding his mind. Damn! Damn! Damn! He sat on the bed.. only with boxers on, staring at the ceiling.. making friends with shadows on the wall-- er.
Sakura was really worried at her master's strange actions. She decided to sit beside him, ever so close and touched his tensed shoulder. This made Sasuke react furiously.
"Sasuke-sama, I'm sorry. Uhmm, do you want some tomatoes? I prepared this for you. I cut them into small pieces so it would be easy for you to it eat and--" Sakura stopped as she observed the weird look at his master's handsome face.
"Your lips looks like tomatoes."
Boredteenager: What do you think? Educational? Please review! Sasusaku madness next chapter! I promise! I had edited this chapter and I hoped you like it.
And yeah, you might be confused why.. Tsunade's teaching the girls self defense? When they were suppose to have sex with the boys. Well, it's because, Tsunade doesn't want these boys to disrespect her girls. She wanted them to be treated nicely and with care.
Kakashi: It's spray paint, their lips are sprayed with spray paint.
Sasuke: Tomatoes. Not spray paint.
Naruto: The opposite of lips is rights! You know, lip hand and right hand. Lip foot and right foot.
Sasuke: So corny.
Naruto: Admit it, it's kinda funny. :)
BT: Please review, a one word review will do! xoxo