I have no idea… I was bored

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"Ruff, please. Stop," Snotlout whined as the lanky blond Viking pulled on his hair, dunking him further into the cold tub of water. "You know I hate baths! And you're getting my clothes wet!"

Ruffnut ignored Snotlout, purposefully shoving Snotlout under the water with a smug smile. Snotlout thrashed at her arms, desperately trying to yank them off his head so he could get air but she instead pressed harder, forcing the raven haired man to swallow a mouthful of the soapy water. Snotlout gagged, thrashing at Ruffnut, who pulled him up all the while laughing hysterically at him.

"What the Hel Ruffnut? That's not cool!" Snotlout snarled, shoving at the blond Viking, who dodged nimbly from him.

"Oh come on Snotlout, stop bein' a baby. My brother's tougher than you!" Ruffnut scoffed, shoving Snotlout backwards into the tub of water with a sly grin on her face. Snotlout sent Ruffnut an icy-glare as he flicked water off his face, gagging slightly at the smell of soaproot and chamomile. The stout Viking turned his head, picking at his damp bear-fur cap frustratedly as Ruffnut continued snickering at him.

"Is this some kind of joke to you? And you are getting my floors wet!"

"No! You stink! I can't stand being anywhere near you Snotlout, seriously," Ruffnut hissed, pushing Snotlout under the water again as he attempted to climb out of the wash tub. Snotlout spluttered in shock, his mouth curling downwards into a pout as he looked away from Ruffnut.

"Would you please stop doing that?" Snotlout said grumpily to Ruffnut, ducking slightly as she reached for his hair again, this time with an edged comb in her hands. "No please! For Thor's sake women, leave me alone!"

Ruffnut gritted her teeth as she swiped the comb towards Snotlout, who twisted away from her again, though she still was able to drag it through his thick hair.

"Ow! Hey! Ow!" Snotlout squeaked angrily, wincing as Ruffnut pushed his head under water once again. Ruffnut bent down to Snotlout's eye level as she yanked him out of the water, blue eyes sparkling with mirth.

Snotlout attempted to wriggle out of her grasp but she held him tighter, all the while laughing as his face fell into a frustrated pout. "Oh stop pouting you idiot, it's funny."

"No it's not," Snotlout snapped, twisting out of Ruffnut's grasp as she continued snickering at him. Snotlout looked at his drenched clothing, poking listlessly at his now very heavy bearskin cape. "Look what you did! And it's cold!"

Ruffnut raised an eyebrow sarcastically, poking Snotlout in the chest as she leaned down to his eye level. Snotlout stepped back slightly at Ruffnut's closeness, but she moved with him, wrapping her hand around his arm. Ruffnut's hands slipped under Snotlout's cape, the cold chill of his skin causing her to shiver slightly.

"If you are cold Snotlout then I could warm you up," Ruffnut's voice dipped seductively, pushing the shorter Viking against the wood walls of his house. Snotlout's whole body stiffened as the blond female began pulling the wet clothing of his chest, an infectious smile on her face.

"Snotlout? Son? The chief needs you in the Great Hall with your lizard," Spitelout's voice interrupted the younger Vikings, Snotlout quickly shoving Ruffnut behind the wash basin as he wiggled his still soaking shirt and caep back on.

"Yeah, yeah Dad! Be there in a bit!" Snotlout yelled, Ruffnut glancing at the door of his house nervously.

Spitelout grunted in recognition of his son's words, then soon the sound of his retreating footsteps faded away. Snotlout turned to Ruffnut, who held the same shocked, and relieved, expression on her face as he did.

Ruffnut stood up, flicking her head nonchalantly as she walked out the door, stopping just before as she looked in, "Tonight Snotlout. And make sure your father doesn't interrupt again."

Snotlout nodded in acknowledgment, waiting till Ruffnut walked away to groan angrily. Damn it Hiccup.


Ahha poor idiots. Then again that would be awkward for Spitelout to walk in on Ruffnut and Snotlout, might even give the old idiot a heart attack. :P