Welll then. A new chapter by me. Sur-freaking-prise. (Well I'm surprised at least).
HTTYD (C) DreamWorks
"I, the almighty and great- No, no no. That doesn't sound right. Let's try again. Oh Ruffnut, the most beautiful, glorious, explosive- Wait… Explosive? No, no, no! Hookfang? What do you think?"
The dark-haired man asked, turning to the large ruddy colored dragon laying on the stone floor of the wooden house. The dragon lifted an eyelid, snorting out a mist of steam from his nostrils in an obvious show of disinterest.
"Great, thanks for the advice Hookfang," Snotlout snapped sarcastically, rolling his eyes as he turned away from Hookfang, who cracked a small smile as his rider's back turned towards him again. "Hmph. Maybe she likes more subtlety. Yes, definitely. No. No. Wait. Ruffnut liked that obnoxious - must think he's better than me, with the former Chief's dragon and all, not that he is - Eret. What did Eret have that I didn't?" Snotlout raised a hand to his chin, pondering thoughtfully as he paced back and forth in the tight space of the room. Hookfang opened an eye, watching as Snotlout's pacing grew faster and faster, his brow furrowing more and more as his teeth clenched tighter.
"Ahha!" Snotlout exclaimed suddenly, turning back to his dragon, eyes gleaming. "She must have liked him because of his looks. Not that he remotely looks better than me, 'cause he doesn't, but who knows Hookfang, women are weird." Hookfang replied with an annoyed sigh, mouth opening in a wide yawn as he turned away from Snotlout, tail whacking Snotlout on the helmet with his tail as he walked out of house. Snotlout glared after Hookfang, frowning in confusion as the dragon took off, wings beating a swirl of dust into the house through the open door.
"Oh thanks Hookfang. Real helpful. Blasted dragon," Snotlout hissed moodily. "I didn't need his opinion anyway."
Snotlout continued pacing, his frowning deepening into an enraged growl, memories of Ruffnut's infatuation with Eret racing through his mind."Eret. Eret. Eret, oh do I hate you, you and your obnoxious Ruffnut stealing skills. Mister 'Oh look at me, I'm a perfect little dragon trapper, I'm so hot, I get all the girls!'" Snotlout mimicked, gagging slightly at the thought of the former dragon trapper.
Maybe I can try to convince the twins to go mess around like we used to... Snotlout paused, sitting down slowly in a chair, a trace of sadness coursing through him as memories of the days when Snotlout, Ruffnut and Tuffnut would prank Berkians endlessly, including the not so silent Silent Sven.
"Those were the days, weren't they. Now I'm stuck having to deal with every Vikings problems when Hiccup goes flying. Just great. I really do not want to deal with Gerta's new complaint of the day or Gobber poisoning someone with Gothi's medicine. Again. I'd hate to be Hiccup," Snotlout quipped, his mood dampening quickly with a angry curling of his lip as the sound of his fellow villagers slowly waking and moving about with their day.
"Guess I should find Hookfang. I need some away time before the business of day unfolds. Wooing Ruffnut can wait. For now at least."
Snotlout stood from the chair, rolling his shoulders till a small popping sound and a shot of small pin raced up his shouldr. Wincing, Snotlout rubbed at his shoulders, mind wandering absently, distracting from the idea of his daily Acting Chief duties would call for today. The sudden squeak of the door interrupted his thoughts and he turned quickly, surprise glossing through his body at the sight of Ruffnut, Hookfang nudging her in slowly.
"Oh hey Ruffnut. How's life? I hope it's swell,mine isn't to great right now. And man are you beautiful today, most definitely. Yep. Stunning, deadly, enticing, dangerous-"
"Shut up," Ruffnut interrupted, Snotlout quickly listening to her as he clumped his mouth shut with an audible snap. Ruffnut nodded, pleased at the silence now encasing the room. "Your dragon brought me here. I don't know why but I do know one thing," with those words Ruffnut walked up to Snotlout, he eyes glinting mischievously.
Snotlout backed away from her slowly, eyes upping to Hookfang then Ruffnut, who was closing in at an uncomfortably pace. "Is something wrong Ruffnut?" Snotlout asked nervously,just as the lanky blonde leaned into his chest, eyes fluttering slightly.
"Oh yes. Everything is perfect," Ruffnut whispered roughly, hands grasping onto Snotlout's muscular arms, Lloyd the while a strange look creeping along her face.
Snotlout opened his mouth to say something but was stopped as Ruffnut pled her lips on his, shocking Snotlout's body into locking up. Snotlout's brain seemed unable to grasp what was going on, and just as he seems to start to give back the kiss Ruffnut pulled away. Snotlout stared confusedly as Ruffnut smiled cheekily and bounded out the door, cackling wildly.
"I won the Thorston challenge, I won, I won, I won!"
Snotlout continued to stare after Ruffnut when a lower voice hissed from behind him.
"As dang. I didn't think she'd do it. I am so screwed. Thanks a lot Snotlout." Tuffnut waked out from the shadows, eliciting a sharp squeak from Snotlout, who was still stunned. "Hopefully I don't have to wear her clothing again. Ugh. That was horrible. It smelled like girl."
Snotlout continued to stare as Tuffnut picked up an old biscuit discarded on a small table, biting into it as he strolled away. Just as the male blonde walked out the door he yelled back to Snotlout, "And don't worry I heard everything. Everything."
It took all Snotlout had to not collapse to the floor promptly, all the while Hookfang chortled away.