Tale of two Half-Sisters ch. 2

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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"Hello, Gravity Falls!I'm Pacifica Northwest! And if you got the Pioneer day spirit, give me a holler!" Shouts Pacifica on the stage.

"I'LL DO MORE THEN HOLLER BITCH!" Pacifica turned just in time to see a crazed man jump out of the crowd and fire a crossbow at her-

Time stood still as Pacifica's life flashed before her eyes...

CRACK!

BANG!

Pacifica watched in amazement as a teenage blonde girl wearing a mechanical skull mask literally 'blinked' into existence in front of her, caught the bolt mere centimeters away from her face, and shot the guy dead.

The girl then 'blinked' away to the corpse, grabbed it and left...leaving a stunned crowd...and a now very amazed...but also damp(not that she'd ever admit it) Pacifica...

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Pacifica hadn't liked to talk about it(and her parents had done everything they could to sweep the whole incident away, like it never happened)...but for the first time in her life...she was grateful to someone...

And now apparently she was the teenage daughter of the pre-teen jerk who exposed her family's fraud!? How was that even possible!?

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Tulip glared at the blonde. "Look, girl. I don't know who you think you are-

"What I am is someone trying to put history back on track!" Snapped Emily.

"What- No, I am! You totally just fracked over my parents first kiss!"

"Your parents?! That's my dad!"

"I think I know my own dad, thank you!"

Emily scoffed. "Yeah, like I'm really going to listen to girl wearing THAT." She points at her leopard skin bikini.

Tulip blushed, "This was stylish back where I came from!"

Emily laughed. "Oh, yeah. You must be the talk of the whore-house!"

"At least a whore house would take me! With curves like you, they'd probably mistake you for a guy!"

And with that Emily screamed and shoot her musket which Tulip blocked with a mage shield. This turned out to a distraction for Emily to 'blink' behind Tulip and try to slice her with her sword-

CLANG!

Only for Tulip to be ready with a sword already protecting her back!

Wendy, Dipper and Pacifica watched the two teenage girls attempt to eviscerate each other...

"Can I just say I have no idea what's going on here right now?" Stated Wendy. "I think that sentiment is shared by everyone." Stated Dipper flatly.

Then a portal popped up and spit out Lolph and Dundgren. "Yeah, well brace yourself...it's only going to get more complicated from-"

"Hey guys! I got you that corn dog you asked for!" Shouts Blendin as he walks over. "Dang it man, you ruined the atmosphere!" Shouts Lolph annoyed...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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