Tale of two Half-Sisters ch. 5
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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The two Wendy's fought each other tooth and nail, Dipper frantically looked between the two. Desperate for ANY kind of sign of who was real- Then he saw one of them wink at him- GAH!
Screamed the Wendy he'd just axed as she leaked red HUMAN blood...
"No..." Whimpered a horrified Dipper as the Shapeshifter laughed in triumph...
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Pacifica laughed. "How dumb do you have to be to kill the woman you love, I mean-
Dipper screamed as he punched out several of her teeth, it took the combined effort of Stan and Mable to keep him from beating her to death with a golf club...
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"Sorry Mr. Pines...either he works off the assault charge from the Northwests by being her butler...or he goes to jail to life." Explains Blubs sadly as he arrests dipper and takes him away...
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"Peel grapes for me servant!" mocks Pacifica as Dipper is forced to do just that...
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But mom I like this dress! I- RING! Pacifica froze up under the bell...and did as she was told...while a horrified Dipper watches...
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"Point to Macintosh! He wins!" While an excited boy is handed a 1st place trophy...a deathly pale Pacifica is handed a 2nd place trophy...the glares of her parents burn into the back of her skull...
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"Hey, yes it's me. Were gonna have to cancel that photo-shot...something came up." Explained Preston over the phone as he left a violently beaten Pacifica on the floor...
Pacifica sobbed as she tired to right herself...and then she saw Dipper. Pacifica glared. "Okay... go on...LAUGH! The big mean spoiled bitch got her just desserts! I know you want to do it! Just do it! What are you waiting-
And then Dipper hugged her... "I'm sorry." He whispered to her...
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"You stupid brat! You can't do this to us!" Shouted a miniaturized Preston and his wife inside a cigar box...right before Dipper tosses it into the bottomless pit...
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Dipper takes Pacifica hand in hand to see Gravity Falls only therapist...Dr. Penguin...
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What do you say Mcgucket? You build/patent your inventions, I help facilitate the manufacturing and marketing...we split it 50/50?" Asked Dipper.
"Throw in a bag of turnips and a sauna for my racoon wife and you got a deal!" Shouted Fiddleford.
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Dipper hold up the bell hesitantly. Pacifica whimpers...but nods. Dipper rings...Pacifica screams...
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Dipper zapped the pile of garbage with the shrink stone and a loaf of bread with the growth stone. "And there you have it folks- world hunger and world garbage are both solved!" The investors applaud excitedly...
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Dipper shouted encouragement as he rung the bell while Pacifica ran up to the top of the courthouse steps- "I'M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!" She shouted triumphantly...
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"Wow...That's messed up." Admitted Mable. "I...I had no idea things were that bad for Pacifica." Said Dipper thoughtfully.
He then turned to Pacifca who was passed out and twitching like mad. "Uh...will she be alright?" He asked with surprising concern.
Emily sighed. "Yeah...not proud of that. Uploading my future mom's memories is even less pleasant than it sounds...but I don't have time for dad to give her personality a full 180! Delilah is trying to kill her now!
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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