You're a Green One Mr. Wilde

This is the start of a love triangle sub-plot which gets quite crazy soon and then continues to have an impact throughout the whole volume. It also has Nick, Judy, Drew OC and Yax, Bogo, Clawhauser, Bellwether, Finnick making special appearances. Get ready for one wild adventure.

Zdate: 36 P.C.

After the events following the West Plant operation and the capture of most of the Covenant leaders and agents, Nick and Judy were given a month long paid vacation to recover from their ordeal. It was so good to have her back, however after the picnic at her parents farm, things seemed to have changed a bit. She had remained there fours days longer with the human visiting her family and he had returned with Finnick. It was good catching up with his old friend and they spent quite awhile swapping their crazy stories. He could tell Finnick was jealous of the number of cons Nick had pulled but Nick was jealous he had a partner with him during his. If you couldn't have Judy as your partner her twin sister was the next best thing. It was always more fun working in pairs. Which is why most of his cons were with Finnick. It was also why he loved doing his job with Judy and couldn't wait to get back to being by her side. The previous month trying to do the job without her was absolute misery.

He got excited several days later when Judy called him to let him know she was back in town. She said she had moved out of her old apartment so she was meeting him at his place. The moment he saw her he could tell something was quite different about her. There was just a sense of happiness and satisfaction about her he had never seen. Initially he thought it was just being back in Zootopia but realized she had been back awhile before this and something had happened to her while she had been gone.

Nick: "Out with it Carrots."

Judy: "Out with what?"

Nick: "I've known you for how long now. You don't think I know when something is significantly different about you?"

Judy: shyly looking down "Nick, I am fine, can you please drop it. "

Nick: "That's how you want me to do my detective work eh? Just let the suspects walk free and clear is that it?"

Judy: "It's personal."

Nick: "We're personal."

Judy: "It's just… I'm not ready to talk about it with you."

Nick gets a hurt look on his face. What in the heck is wrong with this long eared ball of fuzz. She never has had a single problem discussing anything with him. Well anything except…

Nick: realizing "It's the human. Carrots what have you gone and done?"

Judy: "Nick, it doesn't change anything with us. Nothing will ever change with us I promise you that."

Nick thinks… Damn it Judy what the hell have you done.

Judy: looking at the new plant in his apartment and sniffing it "Oh, I see you did go back and rescue the orange jessamine from the Plant. It really is beautiful and smells so wonderful."

Nick: annoyed "Quit trying to change the subject and answer me."

Nick starts tickling Judy. He knows she can't resist this torture technique. This always works to get her to talk. Judy giggles and tries to escape him but he gets her in a corner and gently pins her tickling her feet. She keeps laughing and says…. "Alright… please… Drew and I are together."

Nick doesn't think he heard her right… what the hell does she mean. He releases her.

Nick: confused "Carrots, what the blazes does that mean?"

Judy: apprehensively "You know, um… like well... affectionately."

Nick: perplexed "Did that transfer thing scramble your brain? Make sense woman!"

Judy: "It took a really long time. I didn't know if it would ever happen. But it did finally."

Nick: "When did this happen?"

Judy: "Like the night after you guys left. About four days ago."

Nick: pestering "Carrots, If you don't make sense I am gonna tie your ears in a knot."

Judy: "Fine, Drew and I… well… I just can't say this out loud. Okay we were naked together."

Nick: confused "Well you said you were when he found you."

Judy: "Together. And well like lots of stuff two mammals do together when they are like that and they have strong feelings for each other… very strong."

Nick is stunned a second as he took this information in…

Nick: "You and the human… did… no way. Carrots are you putting me on?"

Judy: annoyed "Why do you think that is a joke?"

Nick: stunned "Because… like… how in the hell would that even work?"

Judy: defensive "It works quite well. Everything works quite well. I mean I don't know. I think it does. It seems to… well… I have no idea. It's not like there is any manual for that situation but… but we both seemed quite happy even if it was a bit awkward at first."

Nick: "You're not kidding are you. Well damn. I didn't see that coming. Oh wait yeah thinking back I should have. Damn now it is obvious. Why couldn't I see that? No wonder you defended him when your mind..."

Judy: "When I was in the box. Nick, it doesn't change anything with us I hope you know that. And he really likes you a lot. He still talks about how ingenious you are all the time. Like annoyingly so."

Nick: smiling "Oh so you're saying I better watch out or he's gonna put a move on me next?"

Judy: laughing "Nick, stop it!"

Nick: grinning "So he has conquered a bunny and now he is looking for some nice red tail next?"

Judy: giggling "Oh he would he be so uncomfortable if he heard that."

Nick: teasing "These humans from what I have heard seem do like to plant their flag and claim ownership of everything."

Judy: "He is so nice to me. I really didn't know anyone could be that nice. He is so different than every buck or well every male I have met as well."

Nick: slight concern "Carrots how serious is this?"

Judy: "Ummm… well, pretty serious."

Nick: curious "Holding hands serious? A secret kiss under the bridge serious?"

Judy: "Moving in together serious."

Nick: whistles "Well Carrots has gone and gotten a boyfriend. I never thought I would have seen the day."

Judy: honestly "Me either."

It wasn't that he didn't like the human. He just didn't see what she saw in him. Granted he wasn't saved by the human or lived with him every day for so long. It was just these humans were very strange creatures. And the no fur thing. Just too weird. The human did really care about Judy that was for certain so he had that going for him but… was he jealous? Nick thought about that. It was so weird seeing Judy so happy. Happy because of someone else not him. Nick loved Judy so much but he hadn't considered a romantic relationship with her. It just didn't feel right with the work they did and her emotional… her being an emotional basket case. The truth hurt but it was still true. But seeing her having a boyfriend sure did seem to stir some uneasy feelings in him. He had to admit maybe it was jealousy. He just didn't know if it was romantic jealousy or just because someone else had found a way to claim part of her heart that he had enjoyed all to himself for so long.

Well he might at least have some fun with this if he is going to have to get to know this furless person better since there was going to be no avoiding him now.

Nick: "So where is this creature who has corrupted the morals of an innocent bunny?"

Judy: excited "Oh he is over at the new apartment. They were finalizing the place while we were at the farm that is what delayed us several days."

Nick: "Want to head over there? I wouldn't mind seeing your new digs."

Judy: grabbing his arm excited "You really want to go? I was afraid you wouldn't want to see him."

Nick: "Well he must have some Svengali powers. I have to see a guy who can pull a con like that."

Judy: confused "Huh?"

Nick: slyly "I read some of those human books you had on your little pad… the ones with certain topics of interest to me."

Judy: confused "Okay not sure what you mean but let's go."

While they headed downtown, his mind was thinking he now had an opponent worthy of his attention. He hadn't see this coming and he had no idea how he missed it. Looking back in retrospect every clue stood out and screamed it was obvious. The ease at which she had felt around the human. The clinginess, the constant light touches, the furtive glances, the incessant excuses to get him alone, the excuses to hold his pa… hand… that was the right word… all the clues were there among dozens and dozens of others. He was just annoyed that he had been completely blinded. He could only guess that he must not have seen the possibility that Judy could have those feelings for the human or anyone else. Did he only think she could ever have those feelings for himself? Did he think she would just save that part of herself for only him someday? His personal delusion disturbed him greatly as he always liked to be in complete control of his emotions, and if he was hiding such feelings from himself he was potentially out of control.

He absently was paying attention as Judy checked into the security station and barely noticed all the eight… no nine as he thought that bush looked funny… security cameras around the lobby. Then he scarcely glanced at the four part laminate ID with the latest level 3 security strip. The fact there was a unique five digit code given out by the security officer in order to gain a two minute window to the specific apartment floor vaguely registered in his head. As they headed up in the elevator after entering the code, his mind absently noticed the four cameras and emergency panic button. Carrots was talking to him about something but it was not registering in his head as he was thinking of about fourteen things at once. It almost escaped his notice as Judy used a paw scan device and entered a new RFID card into the panel next to the door. His tools were completely useless accessing that lock a hardly perceptible section of his brain told him.

His brain was starting to come back as they entered into the foray and wondered if they had entered the wrong room. The was a meter high divider as you entered the doorway but he was just tall enough to see over it. There was a large sectional sofa with two bends so it slightly curved around a coffee table and a fancy reclining chair with footrest sat next this facing the largest flat screen television he had seen sitting on a counter next to a panoramic two story skyline view of downtown. Ahead of him he saw a formal dining area in another room. The room was broken up by a one and a half meter wall behind the sofa and behind that was a large kitchen with a middle island with overhead vent with lights and grill seamlessly built into the counter. Surrounding this was a large brushed steel refrigerator and numerous cabinets. He noticed it had an electric runner which could be raised so that smaller mammals could step up on it and be moved around. In addition the middle island and all locations were designed with recessed steps for smaller mammals to access higher areas. Next to the kitchen was a rounded glass table for four mammals with auto hydraulic chairs for various heights. Two sets of curved sets led to the second floor to left. One as you entered and one farther into the apartment. The main room was two stories but the area above the kitchen and a home office and an exercise room and a media room looked to be for bedrooms he assumed. In the area past the exercise room there were a shower area and on the wall in a separate room next dining area he could see a recessed hot tub overlooking a view of the city as well as it's own large television and a… is that a… walk in swimming pool? That knocked Nick's brain back to reality.

Nick: shocked "Carrots is that a walk in swimming pool?"

Judy walked him across the apartment over to the room with the hot tub overlooking the city. There was a rectangle in the floor with a slanted descent into the water. Warm water from the touch. You could walk into it and go through a glass panel into a pool that went along the outside of the building. There was a door to the outside as well that exited onto a patio with a grill, table and lawn chairs.

Judy: "You can just step into the pool from the hot tub and just walk out in the main pool through here." Judy pointed to the panel in the wall partially under water.

Nick: "Holy sh… shoot."

Judy: "This is the new apartment complex that was just built so there were a few bugs they were working out over the past couple days."

Judy: "Let me find Drew, he must be upstairs."

Judy took Nick up the stairs and down a short hall and hopped ahead a bit and peeked around a corner. She motioned to Nick to follow.

Judy: "He's in here unpacking."

Nick and Judy walked into a bedroom with a curved wall covered in glass overlooking the city. A huge bed was against the opposite wall with a cherry nightstand on each side with a lamp and clock/digital music box on each. Against the glass wall there was a desk and chair with a computer. Several large leafed plants were placed around the room near the glass wall. Past this there was a large walk in closet and a large bathroom with Jacuzzi tub, a jetted shower system and sink with a mirror. A large furless creature appeared to be hanging up clothes and putting items in drawers in the closet. The creature looks up as they entered.

Drew: smiling "Hi guys, about time you showed up."

Nick wondered how he knew they were coming but then remember Judy had texted something on the way. The human put a large box that said Baby Gap down on the bed and walked over and shook Nick's paw in both of his hands.

Drew: looking at Judy "Glad the security system worked okay right?"

Judy nods her head

Drew: "It had been acting up earlier. I have seen too many sci-fi movies where the new buildings have all kinds of glitches which terrorize the residents. This place is still freaking me out. Take a look at this damn thing, it is going to take forever to figure out everything."

Drew takes a heavy binder out and plops it on the bed. It says Resident Manual – Penthouse Suites.

Drew: "I call this an apartment. I refuse to call this place a suite even though it has a guest room suite down the hall there. For some reason I keep thinking of a Swiss Chalet whenever I think of a suite."

Nick wouldn't call this place a suite. He would call it a palace.

Nick: "How… how can you afford this?"

Drew: "Doesn't cost a single Zoot buck. It is just part of the package with the city. Access to the motor pool, housing, travel and clothing allowance, etc. Look Nick, I know you think I pulled some scam but I just took whatever they gave me. The place is so big it creeps me out."

Judy was rummaging through the large Baby Gap box.

Judy: excited "Oh it came! Finally."

Judy: explaining to Nick "Drew had a catalog and I picked out a whole bunch of items to ship over."

Nick: to Drew "How did you pull that off?"

Judy: smiling and reciting from memory "To further beneficial relations with Zootopian officials."

Nick: smiling and shaking his head "Nice one… gonna have to borrow that sometime."

Drew: smiling "Well she is one. An extra cute one granted… Ow!"

Judy is smiling and punching Drew in the arm.

Drew: slightly hurt "Hey I thought you said I had permission to use that word."

Judy: smiling and punching him again "In private."

Drew: shaking his head "Damn all these rules. I can't keep them straight. This is all new to me."

Drew makes a sweeping gesture indicating the whole place and nodding at Judy.

Drew: "Well I guess I should give you the grand tour."

The three wander down the hall to check out the guest suite which was its own smaller apartment complete with a furnished bedroom, office, full bath and even a mini kitchen. They then took a tour of the rest of the abode.

Drew: "I hadn't mentioned this to Judy but I wanted to offer you a place here."

Nick: surprised "What do you mean?"

Judy: excited and hugging Drew pulling him down and kissing him on the cheek "Oh Drew, that is a fabulous idea! Of course, why didn't I think of that!"

Drew: blushing "I mean you can stay in the guest suite. You and Judy can just walk to work. It is just a short walk from here to the ZPD Central office."

Nick is wondering what game this genius mastermind is pulling. He supposed he is trying to appear magnanimous to his new bunny convert. He would just like that lording his position as master of the domain while plowing his bunny partner down the hall. Or well, whatever they did in private. He was still trying to figure that out. The geometry still didn't add up.

Drew: concern as he reads a mood in Nick "Nick, I didn't mean to spring this on you. You can think about it, I just want you to know the offer stands. The city should have offered you something similar for all that you have done for it. You are like family. I owe you so much for bringing this one back from that mental prison. Besides you bring so much life wherever you go. This place is way too big for just me and her. She doesn't take up any room."

Judy smiles and lightly punches him again.

Damn this guy must be the greatest con artist of all time. He actually sounds completely and utterly sincere not a single tell. Nick doesn't know what game he is playing. He is not sure what is the best move to make. Does he want me to move in or is he trying to make me reject it and still be the hero to the charmed cotton tail. He figured he would have to think on this as this guy was so good he was unsure what was the right play.

Nick: smiling his most disarming smile "I greatly appreciate the offer. I'll think on it."

Drew: "Excellent well regardless come have a swim with us."

Nick: slyly "Well I would be glad to but I don't have a suit unless this one doesn't mind me wearing my birthday suit."

Judy: embarrassed "Nick!"

Nick: teasing Judy "I told her I could get her a membership cheap at the Mystic Springs Oasis naturalist club."

Judy: embarrassed "Stop!"

Nick: grinning "Now that she is a woman of the world. She shouldn't have any problems sharing that fuzzy little body of hers with the rest of the world now."

Drew: shocked "Judy, what the hell have you been telling him?"

Judy: defensive "Nothing! I swear."

Nick: chastising "Oh don't be so coy Carrots, she has been telling me how you have made a woman out of her."

Judy: angrily "Nick, I have not!"

Drew: blushing "Nick, I have done no such thing. I mean. Well… oh hell I don't know what I mean… but she is… oh I give up I can't explain this."

Nick thought ah now I see his weak spot. He is defensive of Carrots wholesome reputation. While this is a noble ideal it is something he can definitely exploit to his advantage. So the mighty master does have a weakness. This is all the information he needed. The con game is all about probing to find weakness. Time to let her off the hook.

Nick: holding his paws up in mock defense "I'm kidding Carrots. She told me no such thing Drew. She has always been a good girl. She only said you got close and I just kind of exaggerated all the rest in my head."

Drew: accepting this nodding "She is as sweet and innocent as they get."

Judy: defensive "Hey! I am not that good or innocent."

Nick: "Sure Carrots, sure."

Drew puts his hand up to his mouth between Judy and Nick and whispering to Nick "She is… she really is."

Judy: punching Drew "You realize I can hear you." She points at her super ears.

Drew smiles at her.

Drew: "No Nick, they anticipated the bathing suit thing for guests. There is cabinet down near the shower area in between the pool and exercise room that has suits to fit most all sizes of mammals. They use a material that is very flexible to cover a wide range of each size. Go down and find one and get dressed. We'll meet you down there."

Nick left the two of them to do whatever it is they did and headed downstairs to check out this cabinet the human had mentioned. He found a suit that looked promising and stripped and slipped it on. Nick didn't bother using the restroom. If they wanted a show he was happy to oblige. Nick had a pretty good imagination and he kept wondering what the two of them had actually been up to. He was now thinking the truth lay somewhere in between the two con artists exaggerated descriptions. Unless the anatomy books were wrong he was unsure if the human could make a woman out of her without killing her unless he was somehow smaller than… nope that is not the case as the human filled out his bathing suit quite well.

Drew: "Admiring my bathing suit eh?"

Nick: stunned for a second "Oh yeah, it is pretty flash."

Drew: curious "Flash?"

Nick: "I am trying to make that my new expression for cool, hip, 'rad' I think you humans use, in honor of my friend."

Drew: understanding "Oh right, the sloth. Judy told me about him. I can't get over how you have all sloths working at the DMV."

Nick: grinning "You don't have sloths at yours?"

Drew: chuckling "Oh we do. We certainly do. They are not hairy with long nails like yours, well a few of them do, but they are definitely sloths or about as expedient."

Judy came hopping down the stairs in a suit he hadn't seen before in Zootopia. It was a pink outfit with a pink bottom with a small hole for Carrot's tail and a short sleeve pink shirt with lots of pictures of exotic fruits most of which he had never seen.

Judy proudly swirled around for both of her guys to see her new outfit.

Judy: grinning "Baby Gap."

Nick: "Cuu… nice." He corrected himself quickly.

Drew: feeling the material "Nice water resistant design. I wish we could grow some of those fruits here. I am thinking if we travel to some of your more tropical zones we could find some growers willing to grow some of these for import into Zootopia. I have brought some of these in frozen and fresh but it is only for special tastings. It is not practical to try and use the transfer for real import of these. We need local growers and your Dad's farm just doesn't have the climate."

Judy: "It's too bad, I really love the bananas. I love the juice blends with that in them."

Nick recognizes a nice weak spot which he can use as a saber with which to riposte.

Nick: slyly "Baby Gap. Isn't a baby a newborn human?"

Drew: "It is Nick."

Nick: "So miss sunshine here is considered a newborn human?"

Drew: puzzled "I am not sure what you mean."

Nick: "I mean her size. Is she like a newborn to you?"

Drew: understanding and disgusted "Oh no… she is more like the size of a young human child… about a two year old is what we have found fits her right for her height and weight. The Baby Gap goes all the way up to five year old children."

Nick: "Well that is still quite young."

Drew: "Yes, she is very small Nick I know that. But she is as old as I am. I think she is actually older by almost a year. I just see her as more like a human called a little person."

Nick: "A little person?"

Drew: "We have some humans that have a developmental condition which causes them to remain very small. They grow to full adulthood but still remain the size of a young child. Some are as small as Judy. But they can live somewhat normal ordinary human lives. The can even marry and have kids."

Judy: "I saw them on this movie called The Wizard of Oz. They called them munchkins. I watched it because it had a human dressed as a lion."

Drew: "That was just a fictional movie of fantasy but those were indeed little people who were actors."

Well this tact was not working. Nick thought guilt-tripping the human into thinking he was having relations with a baby or young child was not working. Well he would just keep at it. He reserved the right to call pedophilia back to the stand at a later time. Nick loved his Jury references. It came with being a cop.

Judy: remembering "Come on guys… let's oh wait. There isn't any chlorine in here is there?"

Drew: smiling "Nope. I checked it uses the latest technology using titanium plates which oxidize and burn off any organic waste using copper and zinc ions. No chemicals at all are used."

Judy: smiling "Yeah! I can hang out here as long as I like!"

Judy dives in and swims through into the main pool area.

Drew: "When was the last time you swam in a pool Nick?"

Nick: "Hmmm I think when Judy and I were chasing some skunks who were scent spraying tourists and we got hit ourselves and dove into nearby aqua duct to try and get the scent off.

Drew: "With your sense of smell I imagine that would be brutal."

Nick: grinning "Not as brutal as Carrots cooking."

Drew: laughing "Guess I will be doing the cooking eh."

Nick: "Well she does know how to use a microwave."

Drew: "I was wondering why she mostly ate raw foods. No cooking involved."

Judy pops her head back inside.

Judy: "What's the hold up guys… get in here."

The two guys join her spending the afternoon splashing around and enjoying the wonderful day. Judy loved it when Drew would pick her up on his hands and tossing her high into the air so she could do a bunch of acrobatic moves. He would go the shallow end and cup his hands low holding both her feet and tossing her way up. After several gentler tries he could toss her up fifteen meters or more into the air until the she accidentally hit the bottom of the floor above and came crashing down into Nick. The partners both became very dazed and the human collected both of them carrying them out of the pool to make sure they didn't drown.

Drew: very concerned "Judy I am so sorry. I didn't think you would go that high. Are you alright?"

Judy: holding her foot "Ohhh… well I have had worse."

Drew is feeling her foot for any possible breakage.

Nick: "No concern for me? The victim of a falling 'shrabbitnel'."

Drew: "That pun was really pushing it."

Nick: "Must be my head coming in contact with a 'bunnybomb'."

Drew: "Okay that wasn't even clever… you really must have a concussion."

Nick: "Well it was a hare raising experience."

Drew: grinning "Okay that is better… maybe you are okay. I think we have all survived and probably a good signal to quit while we are still alive."

While the representatives of the ZPD licked their wounds, the human cooked some Zucchini Ravioli and Falafel Burgers and some Salmon-stuffed Crab Crakes with a sauce with a zing from some wasabi from the human world.

Nick: conceding "These human foods and recipes are damn tasty. Have to give your species credit for that. Carrots you sure you won't try the crab cakes?"

Judy: making a face "Blech!"

Nick: smiling "More for me."

Drew: "Am happy to make more whenever you are here. I am very serious about wanting you here with us permanently. I don't have the energy to keep this one entertained by myself." nodding his head at the bunny busily munching on the ravioli and burgers.

Hmm what is he playing at? This human is really good. He almost has me convinced he is sincere. But what if he really is sincere? Maybe he is not a master con and just has a thing for handsome foxes? Or what if he just likes Judy to be happy having her best friend nearby and even actually likes Nick? No, it can't just be that simple. Judy said he is a terrible liar. Does he have her fooled as well? He doesn't really have any other good sources of second opinions.

Finnick said he is pretty useless as a fighter but he is good at carrying stuff and thinking. His little friend just thought he was motivated to help Judy or anything she loved which explained Tala, himself and Zootopia as a whole. Honey still thought he was involved in the Wooly Linker conspiracy and was hiding all the crucial Linker evidence so she wasn't much help. Clawhauser was in love with him so that was no good. Bogo just thought he was funny looking, but a decent guy for alien. Was Nick the only one seeing his true con or was he thinking too much like Honey lately?

Hmm how about looking at his motivations instead. What does he see in Judy? She is cute and all but there are cute mammals all over and many even cuter. It couldn't be anything carnal as Judy's size and her sexual knowledge made her about as useful as a wet rag to him. She wasn't rich, she had only minor political influence and she only had a decent sense of humor. She was soft, very sweet, clever and brave. She was very loyal to her friends and family. She was very loving and emotional. Something about the emotional. Judy had mentioned that the human was an em-path and was able to read and feed off emotions better than anyone she had heard of. Judy was full of emotion but this did not explain the human liking himself as he was able to turn off his emotions. He would have to think on it further and hope the human would slip up and give his game away in the meantime.

Apparently they were going to watch this thing Judy was excited about called a movie. They hooked a digital device to the television and played some space movie called Star Wars IV – A New Hope.

Nick: "Why are we starting with episode four?"

Drew: "Because episode four, five and six are the classics, they came first."

Nick: "How many are there?"

Drew: "Nine."

Nick: "And why are we not starting with one? Won't I be lost?"

Drew: "Well because one sucks and they originally started with four anyway so you won't be lost."

Nick: "So when do we watch one?"

Drew: "After six."

Nick: "You humans are nuts."

Drew: laughing "Just go with it… think of one, two and three as flashbacks to four, five and six."

Nick: "Three movies of flashbacks?"

Drew: "Well they call them prequels."

Nick: "Are there any foxes in this?"

Drew: "There's a wookie."

Nick: "What the hell is that?"

Drew: "I guess he is kind of like a bear."

Judy: "Hush Nick, it has a 8.7 IMDB and 93 on Rotten Tomatoes so it is gonna be good."

Nick: "What the hell are you talking about Carrots? Why would I want any rotten tomatoes?"

Judy: "It just means it has really high reviews. It is 8.7 out of 10 and 93 of out 100."

Nick: "Why can't we watch a 10/10 and a 100/100?"

Judy: annoyed "Because no one gets that high. There are always those that give it less than perfect so you can never get perfect if you have lots of reviews. Just trust me that is really high."

They turned out the lights. The windows had an auto tinting technology to darken them automatically but it was nighttime so it was not needed. Nick sat in the nice lounge chair with his feet up on the footstool and the human and the bunny cuddled up on the sofa covered in a blanket. The human had made something called popcorn which was really delicious especially with butter and salt. Nick figured he could make a fortune selling this stuff. Maybe he could get some to Finnick for a cut of the action. The movie opened up with weird words flying in space at a weird angle nothing like it is presented on the news. It was very disconcerting so the human rewound it and read it so everyone knew what it said. They watched the movie and he really enjoyed it even though there was only humans, weird creatures and robots in it. It really needed some foxes. It was an exciting adventure in space with princesses and battles and a very evil bad guy called Darth Vader. Well if they ever needed anyone to save a princess they needed a fox. Nick nodded off as the movie credits began to roll.

Nick finds him in a strange bar with strange creatures playing strange instruments. He and his fellow fox ChewFinnick are speaking to a strange stoned yak trying to hire his ship.

Nick Solo: "Nick Solo. I'm the Captain of the Millennium Fox. Finnie here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system."

Obi-Wan Yax: "Oh heh man… like sure dude if it is fast."

Nick Solo: "Fast! Have you never heard of the Millennium Fox?"

Obi-Wan Yax: "Yo dude… just chill man I'm sure it is fine."

Nick Solo: "Are you in some kind of trouble."

Obi-Wan Yax: "Yeah… being hassled by the man."

Nick Solo: "What's the cargo?"

Obi-Wan Yax: "Myself, the young dude, two tin cans and some premium grade skunk weed."

Nick Solo: "Well it's gonna cost something extra then. Ten thousand in advance."

Drew Skywalker: "Ten thousand… I calculate at that rate we could easily buy an aftermarket ship if I looked at dealer markets in the area."

Nick Solo: "But who's going to fly it, human! You?"

Drew Skywalker: "Of course I could. I have been flying simulations for several years and calculate a high probability of success. When we look at the analytic of..."

Judy Organa: "Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?"

Drew Skywalker: "But I'm average height for a human. I am here to rescue you from this cage. I have your R2 unit and Obi-Wan Yax."

Judy Organa: "Oni-Wan Yax is here! Where is he?"

Drew Skywalker: "Come on!"

Darth Bogo: "He is here..."

Moff Bellwether: "Obi-Wan Yax! What makes you think so?"

Darth Bogo: "A tremor in the force..."

Nick Solo: "Finnie!"

ChewFinnick: "Grrrrr… Motherfuckers! I'm gonna bite their faces off!"

Nick Solo: "Get behind me! Get behind me! We're not getting out that way."

Judy Organa: "Looks like you managed to cut off our only escape route."

Nick Solo: sarcastically "Well maybe you'd like to be stuck back in your cage, Your Carrotness."

Drew Skywalker: "Claw-Threepio! Claw-Threepio!"

Claw-Threeio: "O M Goodness… you're actually calling me."

Drew Skywalker: "We're cut off is there any way out of the cell bay?"

Claw-Threeio: "Oh there you are you little dickens. Mmmmm… oh what were you saying Master Drew? Am just having a snack. But seems there is no way out. Ooooooo…. Ummm sorry."

Nick Solo: "I can't hold them off forever! Now what?"

Judy Organa: "This is some rescue. Didn't you guys have a plan?"

Nick Solo: pointing to Drew "He's the brains, sweetheart."

Drew Skywalker: "Well I didn't calculate every possibility..."

Now this was a space adventure once you had foxes in space! A fox that gets the bunny princess too if the trailers for five and six were to be believed. Nick was liking this movie.