Tale of two Half-sisters ch. 7
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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"Yeah, you know I'm kinda with Dipper on this, why do you keep piling all the chores on Dipper but never hardly give Mable any work?" Asked Wendy accusingly.
Stan glared, "Before I answer that...refresh my memory on the last time YOU did any work here to justify my paying you?"
Wendy paled...then turned to Dipper, "Sorry Dipper, I think your on your own here-
"Yeah, I figured." Said Dipper in miserable resignation...
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Dipper sighed, "I'm really tempted to turn around and leave Stan to his fate-
"Dipper!" Gasped everyone -Relax! I'm not! As much as I hate Grunkle Stan right now...I'd hate leaving Gravity Falls... and Wendy more"
"Awwwww." Gushed Mable while Wendy blushed. "Wow, thanks man...I-I don't know what to say..." she admitted awkwardly.
"Uh dudes, I hate to break this up but we still need to stop Bill!" Shouted Soos frantically.
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"Why weren't you a better daughter?! Your the reason I had to leave!" Screamed Mary Corduroy as she tried to strangle a sobbing Wendy...
"Wendy!" Shouted Dipper as he tried to run to her- "Not so fast Pine tree! Now it's your nightmares time to shine!" Shouted Bill with a laugh as he shoots Dipper with his nightmare blast...only for nothing to happen!?
"Wait, what!? What gives?!" Shouted Bill confused. Dipper smirked. "My greatest nightmare is already happening! Watching the woman I love suffer!"
"wow...our nightmares seem kinda lame now in comparison." Admitted a grossly deformed Mable. "Agreed." Stated Soos as he punched out the British dog...
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"Look Dipper...some messed up things happened back there...I don't know what that 'great darkness' that monster was rambling about..but I know this...I'm gonna live life to it's fullest from now on...hang the consequences!"
Dipper looked at her confused, "Uh, Wendy what do you- Wendy interrupted him with a kiss.
Mable and Soos squealed, Stan just looks baffled. "How...how long was I asleep?" He asked confused.
BOOM!
Gideon laughed, as he swaggered into the room. "HA! The deed is mine! The Shack is mine! Victory is-
POW!
Without breaking her kiss, or opening her eye's...Wendy knocked out Gideon with a single punch...the deed and his journal went flying...
"My girlfriend ladies and Gentleman." Thought a deliriously happy Dipper as he continued to make out with the fiery red-head...
"Seriously, what the FRACK!?" Shouted a REALLY confused Stan...
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"Ahhhhh...that's adorable!" Shouts Mable as she and the rest of the Mystery Shack gang watched Tulip cast a spell to show everyone her parents memories...or rather...her ALTERNATE parents memories...
"I stand by what I apparently said a few seconds ago...what the FRACK!?" Shouts a bewildered Stan as he gestures wildly at the whole situation.
Wendy and Dipper just looked at each other...neither knew what to say or think about ANY of this...they were with Stan...'what the FRACK' really summed it all up nicely...
Soos wiped a tear from his eyes...then looked around, "Wait- where'd Emily and Pacifica go?" He asked confused.
Mable shrugged, "They said they'd join us latter...apparently they needed to take care of something..."
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Preston Northwest smirked before the gaping crowd, "It is with great pride that I open the Northwest orphanage!" Everyone cheered as he cut the ribbon. Preston chuckled to himself.
"They're like trained seals...throw them a fish and they'll clap. This orphanage was the cheapest I could buy..and those orphans will more then make up the pennies I put into it's construction with that sweat-shop I installed...oh, Preston how can you stand to be such a genius!?" He crowed to himself...right before both he and his wife were turned to ash...
While everyone was screaming...a satisfied Emily left the scene with Pacifica, happy that her 'shadow kill' mixed with her 'bend time' ability would make sure that everyone thought her 'grandparents' deaths were freak accidents...allowing her mother to inherit everything.
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"Huh, speaking of 'taking care of something'...why do i feel like I'm forgetting something?" Asked Tulip out-loud...
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"Hello?! Anyone!? I'm still down here!" Shouted a STILL tied up Robbie. Sad-one sighed, "Your gonna die here, aren't you?" "YEAH! Were gonna die together!" Shouted Happy-one excited.
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"Eh, whatever. I'll deal with it tomorrow." Said Tulip dismissively... "That's my girl." Complimented Wendy happily...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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