Tale of two half-sisters ch. 9
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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"Sooo...you got emancipated and the fortune is all yours?" "Yep...how is...the Shack?" "Oh, you know...it's all good..."cough"...hey Wendy...how's...chopping...is that going well?" "Oh you know...all the trees...that needed to be chopped...got chopped...when we needed to chop them." "Huh, you don't say...how is-
"GAH!" The three turned around as an aggravated Grunkle Stan threw down his paper in frustration. "I can't do this anymore! Your tip-toeing around the issue was funny the first 5 minutes...but THREE HOURS?! Now it's just annoying!"
Mable nods, "Yeah guys...you got married and had kids in the future...who are now living with you...not to mention the two other children that are on the way! You gotta talk about that!"
Dipper, Wendy, and Pacifica groaned. "How Mable? How are we supposed to talk about this? Where do we even begin unraveling the massive cluster-fu-
GAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Everyone looked outside to the source of the girlish scream...and see a nearly naked Robbie running from a videogame character-
BOOM!
Strike that, a FULLY naked Robbie running from a videogame character...despite the situation...the girls can't help but laugh at his wiener. "What happened? You only find enough youth potion to turn your junk back to one year old?" Mocks Tulip. "I've seen roadkill with more sex appeal then that!" Agreed Emily gleefully.
They both gave each other a congratulatory high-five while their mom's gave 'Oooh! Burn' to each of their snaps...then they remembered they hate each other and quickly looked away from each other annoyed...
A flustered Dipper who was currently covering his crotch, coughs nervously. "Uh, I know Robbie isn't my favorite person...but we should probably save him."
They all nod and spring into action; while Emily and Tulip fight off Rumble, Dipper, Mable, Wendy and Pacifica try to whisk Robbie to safety. "Robbie what happened? Where'd that thing come from? And why dose it want to kill you?"
Robbie flustered trying to keep his wang concealed from the cute girls all around him, "Uh...beats me. He just popped up out of nowhere and started going nuts-
"WHAT!? THAT IS A LIE! THIS VILLAIN SUMMONED ME AND TRIED TO LEAD ME DOWN THE PATH OF EVIL! TRIED TO CONVINCE ME THAT BOY IN SHORTS KILLED HIS FATHER, BUT I SMARTER! NO HERO WOULD BE AS ANNOYING, INCOMPETENT, UGLY, SMELLY AND FLACI-
"Oh, come on! What is this, 'Let's all gang up on Robbie' day?!" Shouted Robbie annoyed.
"You were trying to kill Dipper/dad!?" Shouted the girls. Robbie glared, "Oh don't even! Your precious Dipper tied me up and locked me in a room full of plague rats!"
"Oh, right! Untie Robbie! That was what I forgot! Sorry, that was my bad!...your still a jerk for wanting to have my dad killed though!" Shouted Tulip.
Robbie whirled around to give her a piece of her mind...and stopped...it was like looking at a hotter version of Wendy...the glasses/leopard skin bikini giving her a 'wild-girl, naughty librarian ...thing' going on-
"DUDE! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY HAVING AN ERECTION AT THE SIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER!" Screamed an irate Dipper. "EWWWWW!" Shouts a disgusted Tulip, which nearly gets her blasted while distracted.
Robbie flusters as he remember he's currently on display for all to see...
Deciding enough was enough:
GREATER SHADOW ATTACK!
Shouts Emily, shadows ensnare and injure Rummble...but the damage is fleeting and negligible...although it dose hold him in place for awhile...
"HA! ALL FLASH NO SUBSTANCE!" Mocked Tulip as she releases her attack-
FORBIDDEN SUN!
And thus a mighty globe of fire was released from her staff...very slowly...
Rummble just calmly sidsteps it with no problem.
"HA! AT LEAST MY ATTACK HIT HIM!" Teased Emily.
Dipper groans, "ENOUGH! WORK TOGETHER OR BOTH OF YOU ARE GROUNDED!"
"But dad!"
"NO BUTS! NOW USE YOUR ATTACKS IN CONJUNCTION!"
Both girls groaned..but did as he said.
Emily used her Greater Shadow to hold Rummble in place long enough for Tulips Forbidden Sun to destroy him...
And now for Robbie...on the one hand he'd been plotting to kill Dipper..on the other hand...Tulip DID lock him up and get him infected with the bubonic plague...
So they compromised...Emily used a Bonecharm to free him of the plague...but Tulip cast a spell to burn away any clothes he tried to put on and he was made to work in the Shack naked for the next week.
"COME ONE! COME ALL SEE THE GOTH WITH THE FREAKISHLY SMALL DINGUS!" Shouted Stan as he took money from a record breaking crowd.
Robbie sighed... "Oh, well...one silver lining at least." He smirks as he spots Tulip due some calisthenics nearby...Which was a bad move because now the crowd was laughing at his tiny boner.
ROBBIE!
And Wendy and Dipper were now going to castrate him...for the first time of many...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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