Date Night Part Deux – Part 1
While the fox is away… the bear, cheetah, bunny and human will play. This is Part 1 of the crazy date night over at Drudy's where non-stop fun and mischief are more the rule than the exception. The chapter had become far too large with the new modifications to the promised story (see the Author's note at the end) so it was split into two parts. It has water fun, lots of alcohol, wonderful food, nudity, saucy admissions, super karaoke, pranks and the start of a sexy awkward origin story from the past.
Zoodate: 133-137 P.C.
The days following the election were the darkest in Drew's memory. They had done everything humanly and mammally possible to counter the last minute tactics of The Protectors, but it seemed as soon they had put out one fire another three were burning all around them. Everything had gone to shit and worst of all it seemed all the hard work Drew had done since coming to Zootopia was undone in only a couple of days. Humanity was hated and feared more than ever before. Reynard had offered to assassinate Drekcus Lacki and every candidate of The Protectors as well as disrupt the entire election process and delay the vote, but the public was already so panicked that any of those actions could have caused such instability that it could have led to complete anarchy, riots, potential destruction and numerous civilian casualties. It could have meant a complete breakdown of all government control, and a complete loss of faith in democracy and the whole process. The public would have easily blamed Mayor Le Pew for any of those actions, and the potential fallout could have been catastrophic. At least her legacy and years of dedication to the city and people she loved remained intact.
As he watched his friend's concession speech at home, he had tears in his eyes. The depression and hopelessness overwhelmed him as he sat hugging his bunny friend and love for comfort. I can't even be there in person for her in order to keep the appearance of being neutral. He was unsure where to go from here and how he could continue without her in his corner. She had saved him so many times, and now he was alone and up against a hostile government bent on apparently the destruction of the alliance with humanity as well as potentially it's own citizens, or at least a good part of them. As he threw back another shot of iced Svedka vodka, he wondered how many more he would need until he didn't feel anything anymore. His despondent bunny didn't even try to stop him. She just laid her head on his lap in complete silence as he gently rubbed her head and ears.
After seeing the results come in, the fox's only response was, "Well that is about right. It's about to get interesting around here." With that he headed to his bedroom and wasn't seen again the rest of the night.
As they were waiting for the mayor-elect's victory speech, an unusual call came in to Drew's government phone. He had already talked to Marvin, and they had been fully prepared for this eventuality. He had just confirmed with his assistant that everything was on schedule to be completed in time before the takeover of this new hostile government. But this was from an unknown number. He considered not answering the call as he had a pretty hefty buzz going, but it could be quite important on this momentous night so he answered it with a hesitant, "Hello? You have the human ambassador here."
Judy was looking at him strangely surely wondering what now?
"Mr. Ambassador, this is Drekcus Lacki… the… um… newly elected mayor." A familiar but somewhat unsure voice answered.
Drekcus Lacki… The head of these Protectors is calling me? What the…? This can't be good.
Drew seemed to sober up enough to relax into his more public persona, "Ah… Mr. Mayor… I think I might be a bit familiar with you. It seems congratulations are in order. But… don't you have a speech to give? I was just waiting for it start."
He could tell from his companion's expression she was thinking the exact same thing.
"Mr. Ambassador… please call me Drek. I wanted my first official call to be to you. I am sure you are wondering what I might be calling about. I first wanted to apologize to you and your office for anything we might have done to disparage all the hard work you have done on behalf of Zootopia and it's important alliance with the human world. Please understand everything was merely politics and unfortunately you and humanity as a whole ended up being caught in the middle. In order try and make amends, I wanted you to know one of the first priorities of my administration is repairing any damage done to the reputation and public's perception of your office and humanity as a whole."
Drew was completely taken aback by this statement. He really wished he hadn't drunken all those shots as he needed to do quite a lot of thinking to figure out what the new mayor-elect and The Protectors were up to now. They must need something from humanity, but he was desperate to try to repair the reputation and would have to take them at their word and cooperate as they seemed to be of like mind at least on this topic, "Mr. Mayor… Drek… please feel free to call me Drew. I am quite familiar with the uglier side of politics having experienced it for many years on the human world, and realized quite quickly humanity seemed to be the football, to borrow a phrase from my former world and country, for the election and we were going to take quite a deal of punishment. I just didn't realize quite how much punishment we actually were going to take. It got so bad I thought humans were going to sneak in and drag all my friends away to be consumed for a giant feast."
The goat laughed at that, "Drew, it is good to see you have a sense of humor about all this… even if it is justifiably dark. Yes it got quite ridiculous, and I had some out of control associates and allies who went quite a bit far with some of their stories. I hope we can get past this for the good of both of us. I wanted to let you know we have prepared a large number of press releases denouncing most of the stories regarding humanity tomorrow. Anything that did not have rock solid proof will be denounced as a complete falsehood or as only one of many possibilities and described as greatly exaggerated. It is the first step in repairing that damage and re-establishing calm in the public and faith in the government."
Drew was not expected this. To make such a move was unheard of in the politics of his world. Either The Protectors needed quite a lot from humanity, or else they were merely trying to calm all the fears of the public generated by their actions and were trying to fix all the damage. Possibly the answer was a mix of both of those. Regardless, he would have to play along and do everything he could to work towards the same goal, "That sounds like a good first step. I hope you know the truth, that my office and humanity have been doing everything possible to help protect their allies, every mammal, every citizen of Zootopia. They have been quite upset about what has been said about them without the ability to defend themselves."
"Of course I know the truth Drew. I have not received a full briefing on all the classified security information regarding humanity, but from what information I have gotten, I know you have been doing everything possible to help. This is a courtesy call to let you know what we are planning on doing to help repair everything the best we can. I also wanted to arrange a meeting with you personally as soon as possible to outline a more thorough plan regarding what could be done by both sides with regards to humanity and the public image issue. My office will be in touch with yours tomorrow and the next few days so we are on the same page with press releases and the initial steps. I hope that we can work together in a strong partnership towards our common goal."
Well the goat could certainly talk a good game. Not that Drew expected any differently out of a seasoned lawyer and politician. He had researched this Drek quite thoroughly early on and knew he had been a talented orator. From what he had found, the new mayor-elect was a good talker, but a tactician, brilliant strategist or thinker he was not, or all the evidence said he wasn't. Mayor Le Pew was brilliant at both, but the real power behind these Protectors had yet to reveal themselves. Perhaps with a meeting, he could learn a bit more about this Drek. At least for the moment it sounded like they were on the same page, "Just for clarification, what is the common goal?"
"Ah… I apologize if I didn't state it clearly. We need to calm the fears of the public and make sure they know that both The Protectors and their human allies have their best interests and protection in mind. Towards that end we need to completely repair all damage to the public perception of humanity and re-establish that trust."
"And trust in The Protectors as well." Drew stated perceptively.
"Of course." The goat replied.
Well their reasoning does seem to make a lot more sense now. The Protectors want to calm the public and make them think they had everything under control so they could focus their attentions on their real agenda. Unfortunately Drew couldn't argue their common goal as he desperately needed to accomplish the same thing to achieve his own agenda for his office. Besides in order to achieve a lot of things he wanted, he still needed the cooperation of the new administration. All the approvals he had gotten in advance from Mayor Lew Pew would be worthless if the current administration wanted to be obstructionist, so he would have to play nice with this new Mayor for the time being, "I am very pleased to hear we both have the same goal and look forward to working with you and your administration. Let me know when you want to meet. I will prepare material on all the things we can do towards accomplishing that goal as well as other topics which could be beneficial for both sides."
"Excellent Mr. Ambassador… Drew. I look forward to working with you." The goat expressed pleasantly.
"I feel exactly the same Drek. Good luck with your speech… I know you have some excited supporters who have been patiently waiting to hear from you." Drew responded in a friendly manner.
"The suspense has made them anticipate it all the more. Showmanship you know… thank you for your support." The goat then hung up.
Judy stared at him looking quite confused and concerned. She of course heard the entire conversation. Rabbit ears weren't just for decoration as Drew well knew.
"It would have been a lot easier to hate him if he had just been a complete smug conceited asshole. The guy is good." Drew admitted painfully.
"Just remember what they did to humanity and our friend the Mayor." Judy reminded him.
"Oh I didn't forget. I certainly didn't forget. But unfortunately I have become mired in politics against my wishes. And in order to play politics you have to kiss the asses of and play ball with a lot of mammals you despise." The human explained the unfortunate situation in which he currently found himself.
The two then reclined to watch the goat that had just called give his victory speech. At least he was respectful to Mayor Le Pew. If they had done anything to try to harm her or her memory, he could never have forgiven them and would have found it intolerable to be anywhere near them. The vodka was starting to look good to him. But perhaps he would make some mixed drinks this time instead of shots. Talking to the new mayor had totally 'harshed his buzz'. He smiled at the stoner reference. It is always good to try and find humor even in the darkest times.
True to his word, the following day the new mayor-elect's group put out a wave of press releases discounting or greater downplaying nearly every anti-human story out there, and even put out a few pro-humanity stories about how their human allies had vowed to work with the new Protector led government to help protect Zootopia from this rogue human group. This was released after they called The Office for Human Affairs and sent over the stories and announcements for approval from Drew and Marvin. The Protectors were rebuilding public confidence, and were rebuilding faith in their human allies while doing so. Drew's office really had no choice but to go along with all these actions as they had a duty to repair the reputation of humanity and strengthen the relationship of The Office for Human Affairs and the new Protector led administration. They couldn't very well bite their muzzle off to spite their face, and cooperated fully sending out their own press releases in coordination with those of the new administration. One concession that Drew was able to get from the new mayor was a release of a joint high profile story clearing Mayor Le Pew of all the charges of siding with the rogue human group and highlighting all her efforts to work with humanity to defend Zootopia. It was a bit late, but it made Drew feel somewhat better that his friend could leave fully exonerated of all the false charges leveled at her during the campaign.
After the release of the story, Drew called the Mayor and sent her over a copy. He had a brief conversation with her as she prepared for the transition, "I could not have lived with myself if those horrible lies were still out there in the public."
"It was very thoughtful of you to go out of your way to gain this concession on my behalf. But please try not to do anything else that would indicate your closeness to my office. You need to try and remain neutral and play the political game as much as possible now no matter how unsavory and distasteful it is. I always hoped to keep you away from such things, but it is necessary now." Mayor Le Pew thanked and warned the human ambassador.
Drew explained his justification, "I made sure the new administration understood it was important that they didn't think humanity was in any way associated with these rogue humans. If stories still existed showing your office plotting with the human allies in any manner with these rogue humans against Zootopia it would be extremely detrimental, so in order to remove any association of this nature, it is important the story was run as a high profile joint effort."
"That is a very clever justification for your actions. It is good to see they do value what you have been doing and the human alliance. I do thank you for making sure my name is cleared." The skunk gratefully admitted.
"It was the very least I could do for all your assistance. Towards that end I wanted to see what plans you had during you time away from office. I may have a friend who could provide you a very lucrative and interesting employment opportunity while you prepare for another run for office next year or whatever future venture you may be looking at." The human offered.
"I hadn't actually given it much thought. I was so focused on the campaign. I figure I will take a well needed vacation. Typically those in my position can expect to receive consulting type positions. What exactly did you have in mind?" The Mayor curiously inquired.
"I have a certain contact who let's say took a great deal of interest in helping your campaign. I am sure he would have a tremendous use for your knowledge of the inner workings of government to help him in his many business ventures. I am quite sure it would pay many times what you were making as mayor, and they would be very helpful in assisting you with any future career plans. He will not contact you directly, but through intermediaries. I will make sure they mention my name specifically so you know which opportunity it is." Drew explained hoping the Mayor would remain in close contact as he had a feeling he was going to need her help in the near future. Her advice would be invaluable when dealing with these Protectors.
"I will certainly consider it. For your contact to have done as much as he did for my campaign, he must have some amazing influence and resources. I will keep an eye out for this opportunity. I also want you to know I am always available to you for any advice you may need. While I have grown to respect and appreciate you as a friend, it is more important that the tremendous work you have been doing to help Zootopia continues. I want to help you accomplish all this in any way I can whether I be the mayor or just a private citizen." The Mayor graciously offered.
"Thanks Sharon. You don't know how much I appreciate that. It has been a hard few days coming to grips with the idea of doing this job without you in my corner. But at least with you close by I can feel a little better. I just don't know what these Protectors plans are for humanity. They could just be trying to calm the public and make it seem they are in complete control. But I have a feeling they want something out of humanity and are just setting us up to get what they want. And I am sure whatever it is will not end well for Zootopia." A concerned ambassador admitted.
"Just keep vigilant and play ball. Right now you are on the same side. The best advice is to work together towards that common goal as much as possible. Make them feel you are a valuable resource and they have you as a reliable partner. Don't give them any reason to suspect anything otherwise. Once you find out what they really want, there are many options. If it is something truly detrimental to Zootopia, you can find a way to delay, disrupt or interfere with their plans that keeps your… hands… clean and keep them completely oblivious to your obstructive activity." The brilliant Le Pew offered sage wisdom.
"Thanks so much for the advice and your offered help. You don't have any idea how much that means to me." A thankful Drew responded.
"You're very welcome. Did your office need anything else before the transition?" The Mayor queried regarding all the preparations for dealing with a hostile administration.
"We were already prepared and everything we needed is in place. Hopefully we can play this political game and all these preparations will prove unnecessary. But it never hurts to prepare for the worst case scenario. I know you are very busy with the transition so I will let you get back to it. I will speak with my contact in the next few days concerning the opportunity and will speak to you very soon after the handover is complete. Goodbye Mayor. It has been a pleasure as always." And with that Drew hung up the phone continuing to prepare for life under the new administration.
On Thursday Drew and Judy learned Nick planned to spend the entire day and evening Saturday visiting his mom and wouldn't be home until very late.
Drew broached the subject of his mom's supplies as it would have been about two weeks since his delivery of food supplies from his office. These should last a short while longer but not forever, "Nick, your mom mentioned that you helped her out by delivering her things she needed when you visited. Is there anything Judy and I could do to help? We would be happy to help get anything she needs and you are welcome to take anything she might want from our supply here. Just let me know what was taken so I can replace it."
The fox looked initially as if he was considering the offer looking at the hopeful faces of human and bunny and then got an annoyed look, "Ah… no… no thank you Furless… you too Carrots. This is something I need to take care of myself. I have no idea why you two are so interested in my mom all of a sudden. I mention her and you guys look like you are excited school kids with a new toy. I told you to stay away from her."
"We hadn't met her before. You kept her hidden from us the whole time I have known you. We only want to help." The bunny responded hopefully.
Unfortunately their fox friend's attitude was not budging, "We were doing just fine before you two decided to butt your heads into my family business. Guys… I know you think of me as your family and that is great and all… but even in your family… you don't tell each other every little thing. Don't families have secrets where you are from?"
"I certainly had them in mine." Their human friend admitted, "In fact I kept most of my life secret from mine. But she is no longer a secret and you have never explained to us why she ever should be one. We certainly would be happy to respect your wishes if we could understand why."
The bunny nodded her agreement to her companion's statements. This only resulted in a frustrated and annoyed look from the fox, "You can't just respect my wishes and leave it at that?" Judging from the looks he got Nick decided that they were not accepting his request and he seemed to think of something else resulting in an irritated angry question, "You two haven't seen her since the one time have you?"
"No… no Nick we haven't." The bunny honestly answered, "We have only seen her the one time. It makes no sense. She is lonely and we love spending time with her. She's right here in town. My family is three hours away and Drew's family… well you know… but she is right here."
"Just stay away from her." With that the frustrated fox stormed off to his bedroom.
"I just don't understand him sometimes… especially about this. What is the status of her treatment anyway?" The equally frustrated bunny asked.
"Dr. Scrofton has had three sessions with her so far. He said he has made some progress with her, but has never seen anything like her huge gaps in memory and the blocks she has created. He wanted to try a few more attempts to get around some of the gaps, but wanted to find out what happened that caused this complete break Reynard has mentioned." Drew updated his mate on the treatment progress of their friend's mom.
"Do you think he is going to need you to try to help her soon?" Judy wondered.
"I believe so. I doubt there is any way around those walls. But I am going to need to know what I am dealing with. I will need the rest of that part of Reynard's story before I go poking around in there. It is possible that there might be an opening I can use if I know all the details." The human explained.
"How does that work? If you know the specifics how could that help?" The bunny inquired.
"Well… for example if I knew her trauma stemmed from falling down stairs. I could try and have her focus on individual steps or stairs to help her remember what happened. Like we could talk about being at the top of the stairs and find the fear from looking down them and then have her deal with what happened. Then I could try and have her walk down the stairs to overcome that fear and painful memory. Knowing every detail could help us find something like that to deal with." Drew explained.
"But wouldn't that be telling the doctor or Marion you knew the truth?" Judy countered.
"It is tricky. The deal with Reynard is that we not tell anyone anything we discussed or anything about Reynard, but using that knowledge itself is another thing altogether. I could easily use that knowledge to keep pointing Marion in the direction I want her to go without admitting what I actually knew. For example using the stairs, I could take her to someplace that has stairs in her mind and maneuver her until she encounters them. That way I was not the one that brought them up." The human deviously demonstrated.
"You are getting as bad as me at finding ways around the rules." The bunny grinned.
"Ah… how can you compare me to the master?" The human teased.
Judy giggled at that, "Hehe. Well I certainly understand now. We need to get that annoying fox to give up all those secrets he promised. Hey if Nick is gone, how about seeing if Ben and Brian want to come over. You had promised them a get together and Ben keeps bugging me about seeing that concert footage every time I see him. It would be nice not having to avoid him. Fortunately I am small enough to sneak by."
"An excellent idea. With all this shit with the Protectors and the election it would be a welcome distraction. We meant to try out that karaoke system as well. You want to give Ben a call now and see if they are free? I can line up a whole list of possible activities for them and see which they are interested in. We can make a whole day of it." Drew offered.
"I will call now. I am sure they would be excited. It would be nice to see you not moping around for at least one day." Judy smiled.
"Have I gotten that bad?" Her mate asked concerned.
Her response was a hug, "It's okay. I am pretty bummed as well. It's understandable."
Ben and Brian made themselves free for the Saturday get together and agreed to most of the activities Drew had come up with for them to enjoy. Brian offered to bring the dessert this time as it was only fair. Nick left earlier that day to finish a round of shopping to pick up everything his mom needed and Drew and Judy prepared everything to keep their guests and good friends thoroughly entertained.
Brian texted them that they were almost at the complex and Drew went down to the lobby to greet them. Judy had wanted to meet them downstairs as well, but it was another safety precaution that the two not be seen together in the lobby just in case. The human met the happy cheetah and bashful bear, signed them in to security, and escorted them upstairs.
As they entered the apartment being thoroughly greeted by an excited bouncing gray ball of fluff Brian remarked, "I feel like I'm in a spy movie or something. You have so much security here."
"The complex is for high level government officials, and security for them is quite important. Residents only have access to their own floor. We don't have any idea who lives here for the most part except for seeing the occasional official I recognized from my work in the lobby. And many times those are visitors so I don't even know if they actually live here either. We have avoided our neighbors for the most part. I didn't want to be rude, but we are keeping a low profile for obvious reasons." The human host explained.
"Makes sense… where can I put the dessert? You have no idea how hard it was keeping Benny from eating it. I had to give him a plate of Kouign Amann to distract him." The fluffy bear remarked.
The human directed the bear to the kitchen where he placed a box in the freezer and one on the counter. Drew wondered, "I am not familiar with those. I try not to indulge except for special occasions as I have been trying to keep fit to keep up with Miss Bouncy over there." The human indicated his bunny mate bouncing all over dragging Ben around the apartment giving the cheetah a grand tour.
"It is something new I found from some of the human recipe books I have been trying from this place called France. It is a round multi-layered pastry with dough similar to something called a croissant which I know you are familiar with. The crust is a crackling caramelized sugar which is quite crispy which Benny loves." The bear explained as he followed his human host around the apartment.
The human was busy giving a similar tour as his bunny mate was performing, "Did you guys bring swim trunks?"
"Yes, I can't believe you have your own pool up in your apartment. I suppose it would be the only way you could experience a pool with your special situation." The bear answered as Drew showed him the view of the pool from the inside.
"Well technically we share it with our neighbors. I am not sure if they never use it, or if perhaps they wait until we are finished before going in. We are fortunate that we are not neighbors with an otter family or we would never get any swimming time in. I believe our neighbors are a ram and his lovely sheep wife." The human explained.
Brian laughed as he thought of a family of otters enjoying the pool, "Yes you are quite fortunate that is not the case, or beavers. I can't wait to enjoy the water myself. It has been awhile since I have enjoyed a pool. I would have to go by myself to avoid being seen with Benny and… well he is not a big water lover himself."
"Ah... you being a bear and him being a cheetah?" The human wondered.
"That is part of it. I have to admit it feels like I am in my natural environment when in a pool. Cheetah's have never been great fans of the water, but Benny has some body image issues as well." Brian admitted.
Drew considered his answer, "You know Ben has no need to feel any embarrassment from anything like that here. This is a judgment free zone. This is a place of love and acceptance. Our other frequent visitor, Judy's younger twin sister Tala, understands that completely. In fact you would be welcome to wear nothing at all except for Judy's sensibilities in that area. Tala tried that once in the pool and I came home early and didn't realize it was her as her back was to me. I went to join who I thought was Judy stripping off my clothes so I was in a similar state of undress. Well that was an awkward situation let me tell you. After Judy found out about that, the rule about being appropriately clothed in the pool when Nick or any guests were over was implemented." Drew looked quite embarrassed remembering that situation.
Brian smiled thinking about that admission, "Ah… she is an exact twin? Nothing happened I hope."
"I can tell up close. Tala's eyes are a bit darker and she looks younger." Drew explained, "Well I swam underwater to her and grabbed her thinking to surprise her. She was surprised alright! I didn't realize bunnies could jump on water. But that day they did."
Brian laughed, "Oh my! I hope you didn't see anything you shouldn't have or vice versa."
"Well I saw only her underwater or right in front of me when she turned around and knew instantly it wasn't Judy. I saw nothing sensitive as that is fairly well hidden on does, but it was quite embarrassing. I was in water up to my neck so wasn't really visible myself thankfully. It was more the embarrassment of grabbing her especially in that condition. I am normally very careful never to touch her inappropriately in any way. Tala doesn't really get embarrassed by things such as nudity as Judy does. She was just shocked is all. She laughed about it almost immediately after it happened. It made for a very funny story for Judy when she got home. Boy was Judy steamed about it! Tala and I laughed our heads off at her angry look until Judy finally started laughing as well. I remember later that visit I found a bunny unclothed in our bedroom and wouldn't come in until Judy assured me it was her." The human laughed thinking about that.
"Oh you have to tell Benny that story. He would find that hilarious." Brian encouraged.
"Well Judy is still a bit sensitive about that so you will have to tell him later. She is very protective of her baby sister. I am as well. Tala has become my adopted little sister and I see her that way. It is sometimes strange since she looks just like Judy, but I have been able to deal with it. That time in the pool was the only time my body and mind got confused if you know what I mean." Drew admitted.
Brian did understand, "Yes I can see how that could throw you off. But it is understandable. You see your love swimming in the pool like that undressed and of course that would happen. The identical twin thing is quite strange. Have they ever tried to trick you?"
"Oh you mean has Tala ever tried to make me think she is Judy? You mean to make me want to..." Drew had a concerned and disgusted look on his face.
Brian didn't understand the look for a second until, "Oh… NO! No I didn't mean… I only meant just as a practical joke. Nothing like that!"
Drew relaxed as he realized Brian's question was innocent, "They have tried to fool me a few times on the telephone when they are both out together and called me on Judy's phone. One time Tala was on the MuzzleTime mouthing the words while Judy talked behind her. That time they got me. I thought there was just a little lag in the MuzzleTime feed that explained why her mouth was not exactly synced. I can usually tell the difference almost immediately from my bonded connection when they are up close. When Tala was in the pool the one time she was far away and my mind wasn't really focusing on her emotions at the time."
Brian thought that was hilarious, "Things are always interesting for you it seems."
"You have no idea how true that is. It is more like, 'What now?' everyday. How about we go join our better halves?" Drew led Brian over to join the excited bunny and cheetah who were playing with the Singtrix Premium karaoke system.
Drew remarked as the two groups joined together, "I will have to get drunk to use that. I think it is a human rule. Everyone gets smashed and sings slurring their words, but since everyone is drunk it sounds just fine."
Judy: concerned "Alcohol? I am staying away from that stuff. I don't want to do anything I will regret."
Drew: reassuring "Bun, a bit will be fine for you. You could strip naked and dance on all the furniture and I am sure these guys wouldn't care or give you any grief afterwards."
The cheetah and bear grinned at this, but looked at Judy and nodded their agreement.
Judy: somewhat ameliorated "Hmmm okay. Well if I do decide to do something like that please stop me."
Claw: giggling "Oh my! But it would be hilarious! Now you have to do it!"
Judy's ears flopped down behind her and she gave them all an angry look. But seeing all their grins she finally grinned as well and started laughing, her ears upright again.
Claw: perking up "When can we watch the concert?"
Judy: "Yes please so I can finally get some peace."
Drew: "How about we get some exercise out in the pool first. We can rest afterwards watching the concert all nice and clean."
Brian: enthusiastic "Sound good to me… Benny?"
They could see the cheetah was somewhat apprehensive.
Brian: encouraging "Benny… if Judy can entertain us dancing naked on the furniture… you can come swimming."
Claw: accepting "Oh okay… if you put it that way."
Judy: objecting "Hey! I didn't agree to any of that."
Drew: whispering to Judy "Just go with it. Ben is just a bit uncomfortable."
Judy: whispering back "Uncomfortable about… oh… well he needn't be uncomfortable here at all about anything."
Drew: whispering to Judy "I told Brian that. He will convince him it is okay."
Ben and Brian went into the changing rooms near the pool while Drew and Judy changed upstairs.
Drew set up a net he had purchased so they could play some water volleyball with a small beach ball that floated enough to allow them to get to it most of the time to hit it back. Judy was at a disadvantage due to her height, but Drew started tossing her so she could get to most balls and hit them while in mid air. Sometimes she would just climb on top of him and leap off. Once he figured out he could toss her up so she could crush some slams, Ben and Brian called foul. They made a rule that slams at the net weren't allowed, but finally they just stopped keeping score and let Judy enjoy slamming balls every chance she could. The insane grin on the bunnies face as she pounded the balls made all of them laugh and they had a great time. They did lose two balls over the side due to some badly mishit balls but fortunately Drew had anticipated this possibility and had bought many extras. He thought they would get flat, but instead their neighbors below would get some balls to enjoy upon their next pool outing.
Everyone all enjoyed watching Judy being tossed and trying all sorts of acrobatic flips and dives in midair. They had some swimming races in the pool. Brian easily won the contest on who could hold their breath longest. Judy kept beating Drew in the underwater swimming race. He blamed it on her amazing big feet and kicking power which propelled her small frame like a rocket under water. The human may have been lean and fit, but Judy was extremely wiry and shot through the water like an arrow propelled by super bunny legs. The bear and cheetah weren't even close in this contest. Ben was actually enjoying the water once he found his abundant proportions allowed him to float quite well. He had heard most cheetahs sank in water. But they were pure muscle and had nothing to help keep them buoyant. This was the problem Judy and to a lesser degree Drew had. Ben found he enjoyed doing the backstroke and using his tail as a rudder to steer around the pool doing figure eights and loops. After a couple of hours of incredibly enjoyable exercise they came inside.
Ben and Brian showered and changed in the lower dressing rooms while Drew and Judy changed together in their bedroom. Judy had to try and calm a very amorous human that had gotten quite excited swimming around with her all afternoon. She pointed out they needed to get back to their guests, but Drew countered that she really didn't want him so sexually charged the rest of the afternoon with their friends around. Besides, he explained, their guests had plenty to keep each other busy for a short while.
When the bunny and human came down looking very relaxed with satisfied smiles on their faces a bit over fifteen minutes later, the bear and cheetah smiled knowingly at each other but didn't say a word. Drew brought refreshments and a well received snack consisting of a whole variety of fruits for everyone to enjoy while they settling in to watch the 4K raw concert footage Gazelle had arranged sent to them. Drew sat in Nick's usual recliner with Judy snuggled on his nap under a blanket while Drew helped dry her with a towel. Ben and Brian sat on the sofa snuggled together under a blanket of their own. The concert took quite awhile to get through as Ben wanted to rewind and go through parts several times remarking on each of Gazelle and the tigers moves. He seemed to have names for every dance step or shake of the hip. Ben especially loved watching the slow 4K 2000 fps footage run at 60fps showing some of the more complicated moves in extreme detailed slow motion. Thankfully they had only filmed specific select sections of the concert in the slow motion or they might have been there all night exploring all of that footage. The sound system Drew had installed made it really sound like their were actually at the concert.
Drew had nearly all of the improvements installed before the whole Protector thing happened and when he still thought he would have a job for the foreseeable future. His argument at the time was everything else was covered so he might as well have a bit of fun with the money from his salary. That all changed once he realized he very well may not have a job or a place to live in eight months. Both he and Judy were saving every penny of their salaries now anticipating that eventuality. Judy figured they could find a smaller place to share with Nick when the time came and all would split the rent to make it affordable. She had convinced Nick to save most of his paycheck now as well. Neither Judy or Drew knew how long it would take for their business venture with Reynard to start paying off so they had to be prepared financially just in case. Drew figured he could find something to do either in computers or possibly working for Reynard in another business venture related to humanity. Reynard seemed to want to try and get golf to catch on in Zootopia. The main problem was that such a huge variety of clubs were needed for the massive amount of animal sizes. They would need different sized golf carts and also greens that large mammals could not destroy walking around on them. Right now only smaller to medium sized mammals from otter to very large human sized could play as there was golf equipment in those sizes available to be imported from human Earth.
Drew was hoping to help with Mayor Le Pew's re-election campaign if she decided to run and possibly get his job back if they were successful in putting her back in office. Even if he couldn't get his position back immediately he hoped she could help him get a position helping the relationship of humanity and Zootopia. Both Drew and Judy had talked extensively after the election about their plans and options. Nick's planning seemed to consist of saying, "Whatever you guys decide is fine." Nick seemed to live in the here and now.
After the group had rested awhile and had some energy back, Drew decided to show off one of his improvements and moved the sofa off to the side releasing the locks and using the rollers. Then he unrolled a carpet revealing a dance floor he had installed underneath. They replayed the concert footage to the parts with their favorite danceable Gazelle songs and had a great time dancing away to each one. Drew pulled out a meter high platform Judy could dance on so she would be at the same eye level as everyone else. All three positioned themselves surrounding her platform and dancing with her as she smiled mouth wide open showing off her beautiful big front teeth in absolute joy hopping madly and turning to face each of her friends. After about forty minutes of mad dancing all four collapsed in a heap on the sofa panting and exhausted. Drew decided to make everyone drinks.
Judy convinced the group to relax in the hot tub while Drew prepared dinner for everyone with hearty approval from their cheetah friend.
Drew: teasing "You guys could always go clothing optional."
Judy: smirking "I haven't even had any alcohol. You just want to get a look at me without anything on again. I thought you just saw me that way a short while ago."
Drew: grinning admiring his mate "I can never get enough of seeing you that way and you know it."
Brian: curious "Don't you get to see her like that normally?"
Drew: "Only in the bedroom. Not around the apartment since Nick started living here again. I love Nick being here but miss seeing her like that."
Judy: wondering "Why is it so special?"
Drew: explaining "You just look far better in all fur than in clothes is all. Humans not so much. Well some humans yes. But most not. But you definitely look far better."
Judy: grinning "Well I have to agree with that." She laughed at him teasing, "I'm kidding. You are fine to see that way. It just took some getting used to is all. But as far as humans go you look pretty amazing. But are you okay with being like that in front of these guys? I thought it would weird you out."
Drew: admitting "Oh it would quite a lot. But I'm cooking. You guys have fun."
Judy: teasing "You could always cook that way."
Drew: grinning "That sounds unsanitary. No thank you."
Judy laughed at him.
Judy: sticking her tongue out at Drew "Well it is a two way street. You don't get a show without performing yourself."
Drew: teasing "Well maybe after a lot of alcohol. Who the hell knows what might happen."
Claw: realizing "Oh… is that the stuff you were talking about when you were over at our place?"
Drew: curious "Hmmm… I forget. When did I mention that?"
Claw: "When you made those wonderful banana things. I still can taste them in my mouth. Do you have any more of those handy? Oh you said if you had enough alcohol you could tell us that story."
Drew: "Brian brought the dessert this time and I would never think to upstage his dessert. There is great honor among chefs and one would never think to attempt to upstage a fellow chef. But I can't remember which story you were referring to."
Claw: grinning slyly "Oh you know the one. You and Judy… when you first got together."
Judy: realizing with horror "Oh… no… that was a joke. You are not going to tell that."
Drew: "It was more embarrassing for me than for you."
Judy: uncomfortably "I know... but still… it was so awkward… and weird."
Drew: grinning "It was still a lot of fun."
Judy: embarrassed "It was the first time I ever… well… oh… that is so embarrassing."
Claw: clapping his paws together excitedly "OM Goodness… I HAVE to hear it all now. It sounds so exciting."
Drew: "Exciting yes… awkward very much yes… romantic… not so much… maybe a little bit."
Brian: discreetly "Benny it sounds very private. That is a pretty personal thing."
Claw: excitedly "I have been waiting to hear that story almost as much as seeing Gazelle in concert."
Drew: surprised "Wow! I didn't realize you were so interested. I didn't want to build it up that much. Well I will need to be quite drunk to tell that. So let's see where things get to after dinner."
Judy: embarrassed "I will have to get drunk on this alcohol stuff so I don't die from embarrassment."
Drew: reassuring "Sweetheart, you have nothing to be embarrassed about that whole story. You were perfect. Now me on the other hand."
Judy: defensively "I know you said I was perfect… to make me feel better… but I wasn't. I had no idea what I was doing."
Drew: "Not like I did either. Anyway you guys relax in the hot tub. I will join you in a bit once I put everything in the oven and stove."
Once Drew had a soup simmering and fish baking he brought three large glasses and one smaller of Frozen Coconut Pineapple Margaritas with large straws he had mixed up for them to enjoy while in the hot tub. The creamy white drink made with pina colada, pineapple juice and tequila had a dusted rim of kosher salt and was accented by a slice of lime and pineapple on the edge. By the time Drew had slipped into some swim trunks in the changing room and Ben had emptied his glass and was asking for more. Drew grabbed a pitcher out of the freezer and placed it next to the foursome.
Claw: amazed "This drink is the most amazing ever. This is alcohol?"
Drew: explaining "Yes… it is a kind called tequila. It is a cross between a traditional pina colada and a margarita. It was something new I had wanted to try."
Judy: enjoying the drink "It really is refreshing and cools you off. I love the coconut and pineapple tastes."
Drew: warning "Go easy on it. Being in the hot tub it will go to your head a lot faster and you will tend to drink faster than normally as your body will crave the cold to counter the heat from the tub. For that reason I made them a bit weaker than I normally would especially since everyone has an empty stomach."
Judy was refilling her second glass.
Judy: "Oh… well they are really good. You shouldn't have made it taste so good if you didn't want us to drink them fast."
Drew grinned at them.
Drew: "I have never had to apologize for making something delicious before. I suppose there is always a first time."
Brian: "I definitely could get used to this. You live like this all the time?"
Drew: "Nick tends to enjoy the hot tub more than Judy or myself. But I have been trying to take advantage more often now that my time here may be very limited. I figure I might as well enjoy it while I have it."
Claw: confused "Why? Why would you have to leave?"
Brian: "The election Benny."
Claw: confused "Huh? You didn't lose did you?"
Brian: "No. Mayor Le Pew… lost to The Protectors. You know."
Claw: perplexed "So… why would that affect Drew?"
Drew: "Well under normal circumstances most likely it wouldn't. But I am sure these Protectors will try and replace me as soon as they are able."
Claw: baffled "Why? Why would they do that?"
Drew: "They would be looking for someone who would be aligned with their goals and agenda. That would certainly not be me. I was very fortunate the Mayor got me an extension to at least remain in office long enough to finish a full one year term."
Claw: "I don't understand why they wouldn't want you. Everyone says how amazing you have been."
Judy: loudly "Because they are tailholes that's why!"
Drew takes Judy's near empty second glass out her paws and puts it away out of her reach and holds her next to him.
Drew: "You have had a bit too much there love. How about holding off until we get some food in you okay?"
She hugs the human around the chest.
Judy: slightly confused "Okay… I feel a bit woozy."
Brian: "It was very difficult talking to my parents. They were so excited about The Protector win. I had to hold my tongue."
Claw: refilling his third large glass "Well just drink these things cold coconut things. Those Protector things won't bother you."
Drew: "I wish it was that easy, Ben. But we can't stay drunk the entire next year. It does sound like a good idea I admit, but we need to spend our time keeping a close eye on what is going on and trying to fight anything they are doing that appears harmful."
Drew pet the bunny's head and ears laying them against his chest making sure she was okay. She just looked up at him with a silly grin.
Judy: grinning relaxed "I'm fine. I feel gooooood."
The human gave her a kiss on the nose and a gentle hug in response.
Brian: "I'm just worried about what they have planned. Any ideas?"
Drew: "I'm not sure. But I have a feeling predators may be one of their targets. I also am not sure what they want with humanity, and that worries me."
Brian: "What makes you think predators are their target? I thought that it was same sex couples."
Drew: "Well those too. Also cross-species. I guess we are all screwed. With you, Ben and myself doubled screwed."
Brian: "You're a predator?"
Drew: "Initially I thought humans were in between. But the more I researched, it seems we are considered predators like you guys. I never thought of us that way, but I suppose all the creatures we eat on human Earth would certainly consider us that. So I get to join your club. Is there like a membership card or initiation or something?"
Brian: laughing "Oh yes… you get to be glared at, spat upon and blamed for all the ills of Zootopia. It's an initiation you get to enjoy every day. Membership has it's rewards. I heard that on one of the human programs."
Drew: "Well glad someone appreciates us. The reason I said that about predators was the impression I got at their rallies and from their propaganda. Also Nick stated that almost no predators supported them in any way. Everything was about herd this and that. And I think only one of the elected Protector officials was a predator. All those things seem to point to no love for predators in their organization. Judy sweetie… so what do think of having a big bad predator for a boyfriend?"
Judy: with a big smile "Grrrrowwwwl." The bunny began making clawing motions with her paws down the human's chest.
Drew: smiling "At least she is on board. And to me that is all that matters."
Claw: pouring himself a fourth glass "Mmmm these Protectors need to drink more of these and relax."
Drew: cautioning "Go easy on those Ben. I know you probably have quite a lot more tolerance that the rest of us. But if you start getting light headed stop okay? Make sure he does Brian."
Brian: "I will. He still seems to be okay unlike your little sweetheart there."
Drew: talking to Judy "You hear that. Brian thinks you can't hold your liquor little one. What do you have to say to that."
Judy: slurring "Ah… fiddle stickies."
Drew: laughing "I think she takes offense to your characterization of her booze intolerance Brian."
Brian: "Well she is cute like that. Oops... I didn't mean to say that."
Judy: confused looking up side to side "Say what?"
Drew: "I think you got away with it fine. Anyway I need to finish preparing dinner. I am gonna go clean this one up first though so she will be okay. Keep an eye on Ben."
Brian: "Will do."
Drew finished off his drink and picked up his long eared love and carried her upstairs to the showers cleaning and drying both of them and then dressing them for dinner. She looked a good bit more sober after the shower so he carried her downstairs to make sure not to risk her falling down the stairs and sat her at the table and fed her an appetizer of Young Lettuces with Herbed Avocado which she seemed to enjoy quite heartily.
He called the rest of guests to dinner and set up appetizers for them while they showered and changed. When they arrived they each had a Spring Greens Salad with Warm Crème Fraîche and Black Cocoa, for the three predators each was served a Smoked Trout and Shellfish Chowder and all four were served a Japanese appetizer of Mochi-Covered Strawberries. Judy seemed to be back with them mentally happily munching away and Ben was pouring the remainder of the margarita pitcher down his throat so Drew served everyone glasses of a chilled 2018 The Indivisible Sauvignon Blanc which apparently paired well with their entree as it was light and crisp and would not overpower the delicate fish. Ben was not as big a fan of the wine as he preferred the sweet margaritas, but still was not shy in finishing off several glasses. The cheetah loved having Judy tossing him Mochi balls into the air for him to catch in his mouth.
Claw: grinning "It's like have a delicious surprise inside each sweet dough ball!"
Claw: tossing Mochis "Here catch!"
Ben and Judy caught the balls out of the air with their mouths followed by a grin. Judy tossed one to Drew who followed suit.
Drew: "I am not sure that is what these were designed for, but they are fun food."
Drew then brought Judy an entree of Rye Berry Salad with Cider-Yogurt Dressing and Herbs and King Trumpet Yakitori mushrooms while the other three had Sole Meunière with Rice Pilaf.
Brian: admiring "Impressive."
Drew: Which?
Brian: "Like… everything. How did you have time to do all of this in such a short time?"
Judy: admitting "He had a lot of it delivered from a friend's restaurant downtown called Chez Delights."
Drew: "Thanks for giving away my secret dear. I use them for a lot of my special dinners when entertaining guests for work as I got the owner a lot of special ingredients and recipes he has been using. I made the Sole and Mochi personally, but it didn't really make sense to try and prepare everything myself. I am able to get the food at near cost."
Brian: "Well everything is amazing. I could eat this stuff every day."
Drew: "Thanks, I aim to please."
Claw: excited "When do we get to sing Gazelle?"
Drew: "You don't want dessert?"
At the mention of dessert Ben gulped down the rest of his glass of wine and looked around wide eyed as if expecting dessert to come shooting from any direction.
Drew: "You want to grab it Brian?"
Brian nodded and got up and prepared his offerings. He brought everyone a plate with two different styled Macarons on them, one filled with ganache and the other salted caramel.
Drew: impressed "These things look like little works of art."
The human took out his mobile and began taking some photos of the desserts.
Claw: polishing off the second Macaron "Little what?"
Drew: shaking his head "Never mind."
Brian: grinning at the human "Well at least someone appreciates the artistry."
Brian then melted some chocolate sauce and poured it over his frozen creation. He then brought out a plate of profiteroles for everyone to share. He glared at Ben who carefully made sure to eat them slowly one at a time making sure everyone else got their share.
Judy: closing her eyes as she enjoyed the profiterole "Mmmmm these are amazing. What are they?"
Brian: "The are a crème puff pastry ball filled with a rich vanilla ice cream and covered in a warm chocolate sauce."
Judy: grinning "More please!"
Brian: laughing "There is plenty for everyone… well… within reason." He gives Ben a chastising look.
Claw: responding to his companions look "I took the same as everyone else."
Drew: "Surely you made a few extra for Ben."
Brian: sighs "Yes… I did… you can take a few extra Benny."
Clawhauser happily transfered four extra of the puffs to his plate. Once everyone had their fill, Ben and Brian settled back on the repositioned sofa now back in front of the television so everyone could look at the screen for karaoke. While Judy setup the equipment, Drew made everyone refreshments in the form of refreshing frozen sangria made with red wine, orange liqueur and fresh fruit (blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, fresh orange juice) with an extra kick from vodka. He also made a batch of three different types of popcorn for them to enjoy: a caramel one, a normal buttered one and a cheesy dusted one.
The group then prepared for their solos, duets and group renditions of mostly Gazelle songs on the Singtrix Premium karaoke system Drew had brought in from human Earth. The system was the latest in natural pitch-correction, auto harmonies, hard tune, reverb and delay. Drew showed them how to use the more than 300 professional effects and everyone got to try out some of their favorites. Each pair had their own microphone linked into the system for them to share.
While getting a nice buzz on, they enjoyed singing away to their Gazelle favorites. Drew and Brian were thankful the system showed the words for the songs, but Judy and Ben had no need of lyrics for most of them. Each of the Gazelle fans enjoyed doing solos of their favorite more esoteric songs from their favorite artist and new friend. After awhile they tried some songs by other artists and several group songs.
Everyone got good and buzzed and had a blast, and then enjoyed having a conversation using the many vocal effects. It was quite silly especially when Judy insisted on using the voice similar to Finnick to yell at everyone. The image of the cute little bunny with that deep booming voice entertained all of them thoroughly.
Drew: "I remember when she used that on Nick and scared the crap out of him as he thought his buddy was here."
Judy: laughing "He had to go change his pants!"
Claw: wide-eyed and turning to them all with a brilliant idea "We could use this to prank the Chief!"
Judy: excitedly agreeing "Oh that would be good. Let's do it!"
Drew: warning "Never a good idea to prank your boss when you have been drinking. I know that from experience."
Claw: discounting the warning "Ah the Chief will love it! Who wants to be Gazelle?"
Judy: excitedly putting her paw up high in the air "Me…. Me… Oh pick me!"
Claw: pointing at Judy "I pick Judy."
Judy: excited "Yahhhh!"
Brian: curious "How did you get it to make it sound like Gazelle?"
Drew: explaining "It allows you to make your own special effects and I modified an existing one until I got it just right so even Judy couldn't tell it apart from the real thing."
Brian: "Impressive… so computer knowledge helped."
Drew: "Yep… I had to use some special professional sound editing apps. That was back when I had a bit of free time. I used it to play a joke on fluff-butt there."
Judy: "Hey! That's what Major Friedkin used to call me at the academy."
Drew: grinning "Well she was just appreciating how cute and fluffy it was."
Judy: looking annoyed "Humph!"
Brian: curious "How do you get to call her cute?"
Drew pulls out his official Bunny Badge he had custom ordered from a printer. It was an official badge in a faux leather folding case that flipped down like an FBI badge with Drew's particulars and a smiling picture of a bunny that look surprisingly similar to Judy on the front. It even showed it was authorized by the Bunny Council of Zootopia. If there even was such a thing.
Claw: wondering "How do you get one of those?"
Drew: proudly "You have to be a mate of a bunny."
Claw: admiring it but considering the requirements for acquiring one seriously "Oh… well it is really nice, but I will stick with Bri anyway."
Brian: rolling his eyes "Thanks."
Claw: "Well I am calling the Chief now… so everyone be quiet. You ready Judy?"
Judy nodded her head with her microphone ready.
A voice on the other end answered.
Bogo: angry "Clawhauser! Do you have any idea where I am right now!"
Claw: "You just got through seeing Gazelle in concert right?"
Bogo: thrown off "What! How?"
Claw: "Didn't you tell Judy you were seeing her the following week since you were visiting your family and missed the opening show?"
Bogo: recovering and making excuses "Oh… um… of course… but I am here under official capacity. I am providing… um… security."
Claw: covers the phone to muffle his snickering and then continuing "Funny… Gazelle doesn't know anything about that."
Bogo: "What? How do you know that?"
Claw: "Because she told me of course. You do know I work for her now."
Bogo: becoming angry again "Huh? Oh yeah I heard about that. How you got that gig is beyond me with your incompetence. But no way you are with her now. How dare you try to try to fool me like that!"
Ben points to Judy.
Judy: in Gazelle voice "Chief… is this Chief Bogo?"
Bogo: surprised "What?" Then softly, "Oh… umm… who is this?"
Judy: in Gazelle voice "Gazelle… silly. Don't you recognize my voice?"
Bogo: nervously in awe "Oh! Yes of course. I just saw you tonight. You were amazing."
Judy: in Gazelle voice "You were as well my sweet fan. You were the gorgeous dark cape water buffalo I saw dancing so creatively and enthusiastically right?"
Bogo: in reverence and wonder "Oh… um… yes… that was me. I didn't think you noticed me."
Judy: in Gazelle voice "How could I not? Didn't you see me looking at you?"
Bogo: "I… yes I did. I only thought it was my imagination."
Judy: in Gazelle voice "Well I want to thank you for inspiring my performance. It is so good to have a special fan like yourself. Why did you not come with Ben last week?"
Bogo: apologetically "I am so sorry… I wanted to so badly. I had to visit my mother. Had I known I could have met you… well Mom would have survived another week I am sure."
Judy: in Gazelle voice "Well I had heard such wonderful things about you from Ben. I really wished I could have met you."
Bogo: surprised "Oh… really? I would really like that. Could I not meet you now? I am still outside the stadium."
Judy: in Gazelle voice "I would, but I am so tired from the show you understand. I had to give everything for the fans so I have nothing left. But be nice to Ben and I will see about doing it some other time. Can you do that?"
Judy had to cover the speaker as Ben was snickering uncontrollably.
Bogo: "Of… of course."
Judy: in Gazelle voice "Oh… could you do me a favor?"
Bogo: dedicated "Certainly. Anything for you."
Judy: in Gazelle voice "Could you… could you sing a bit of the chorus to Follow Your Heart?"
Bogo: hesitantly "I… I am not a singer."
Judy: in Gazelle voice "Oh you must know the words. I can sing a bit with you… please don't leave me to sing alone…" Judy begins to sing in the Gazelle voice, Follow your heart… Love who your want..."
Judy covered the speaker to the phone as everyone laughed listening…
Bogo: in a low baritone pleasant but strained "Love who you want… Be who you want… Kiss who you want… See who you want"
Bogo: in a low baritone pleasant but less strained slowly getting into it "Only love… love… love… Only one rule… Only one thing to do before you part… You have only one job… Follow your heart."
Judy uncovers the speaker and motions for everyone to be quiet.
Judy: in Gazelle voice "Oh, that was so wonderful. It is so appreciated to have it sung to me for a change. I will have Ben give you special access on the website for my special fans. Would you like that?"
Bogo: excited "So much! You are my favorite!"
Judy: in Gazelle voice "Well let me give you back to Ben. I need to rest my voice. It was so good speaking with you Chief. And I am so fortunate to have had you protecting me here tonight."
Bogo: confused "I didn't… I mean... of course. It was my pleasure."
Judy pointed to Ben.
Claw: "Chief… you there? Oh… I guess I apologize for doubting you were guarding her."
Bogo: "Umm… yes… she is really special. She deserves to be protected."
Claw: "I couldn't agree more. I will send you the information for the website. See you on Monday Chief."
Bogo: "Oh… yes. Thank you… Clawhauser… Ben. Goodbye."
They hung up the phone and all laughed hysterically. Judy pushed a stop recording button on the system which had recorded the entire conversation.
Claw: "How did you come up with that stuff about the Chief guarding you… I mean Gazelle?"
Judy: "It seemed like something she would do… to not embarrass him."
Claw: "It really sold it. Made him completely believe it was her."
Drew: curious "Are you going to tell him?"
Judy: "Are you kidding? He would kill us!"
Claw: "We are just gonna laugh so much hearing him telling everyone at work about it. You know… I think that is the first time the Chief ever called me Ben."
Judy: "I think the Chief is gonna be extra nice to you at work."
They all laughed at that.
Drew: "Guys I am not exactly sure Gazelle would approve of this.
Judy: justifying "If it gets the Chief to be nicer to Ben at work I bet she would. I'm going to have to send that recording to you Ben."
Drew: "Brian, what do you think? You want to try one of the effects? Anyone you want to prank?"
The normally mild-mannered polite little bear got a cute evil grin.
Brian: mischievously "Well I have a boss that could use his comeuppance as well."
Claw: excited "Oh Boy! We'll get all our bosses."
Drew: disappointed "Well this sucks. I am my own boss and currently Mayor Le Pew is technically my only superior and she certainly doesn't deserve to be tricked. And I don't even have any ex-girlfriends here to drunk dial."
Judy: grinning "Poor widdle human."
Drew: laughing "Somehow I don't feel you are sincere my darling. Well let me in on some of the action for this next one then."
After a few more pranks and a large pitcher of planters punch the group was quite soused and happy and it was getting later in the evening. Ben and Brian were tossing pieces of popcorn to each other catching them in their mouths. An energetic and tipsy bunny was lying on the human's chest unbuttoning half the buttons on his shirt and playing with his chest. Then the cheetah and bear cuddled on the sofa up to mischief of their own based on some giggling that could be heard under a blanket. The group had taken a bathroom break and Drew had made two full pitchers of the potent punch one for the table of their guests and one next to the recliner.
Following a bit of playful giggling, a large spotted head appeared out from under the blanket on the sofa.
Claw: excited "Story time!"
Drew: confused "Story what?"
Claw: "Surely you have had enough of this alcohol stuff… for the ssstory. I'll make you drink that whole pitcher if not!"
Drew: speaking to Judy "Fine… you drink enough not to be embarrassed love?"
The only response was some giggling from under a blanket that now covered the area where the bunny had been last seen.
Drew: "Well it seems there are no objections."
Claw: clapping his paws excited together "Ooooo this is gonna be good! I just know."
Brian: a bit cautiously "You sure about this Drew?"
Drew: "Well who else could we ever tell? Someone needs to hear."
Brian: "Judy, you sure you are okay?"
As in response a paw holding a small bunny-sized shirt appeared from under the blanket and then dropped said shirt onto the ground next to the chair followed by some giggling.
Drew: "Well I think that answers that."
Drew: softly to Judy "Watch it rubbing against me with your fur... okay."
In response to that, more giggling could be heard and paws unbuttoned the rest of the human's shirt and then the jingling of a belt buckle could be heard.
Drew: "Ummm..."
Claw: giggling "Sounds like she is busy!"
Drew: "Okay this is quite distracting. And I thought this story was going to be tough to tell for other reasons."
Brian: smiling "Well do the best you can."
Drew: "Well this starts at the Hopps farm when I first visited with Judy, Nick and Finnick. Judy had been trying to convince me for awhile to get over my human objections to a relationship with another species. Realize that it was a strange concept for humans since we were used to being the only sentient species in existence. It was considered perverse and sick for a human to do anything sexual involving another species. Also realize they were not sentient and could not consent or have any choice in the matter. Now not that it never happened, but it was extremely rare and those doing such were reviled, scorned and in many cases arrested if it could be proven."
Claw: "But Judy was a fully adult brilliant and intelligent mammal. How could that be wrong?"
Drew: "It's not… I merely just point out why it was a problem for me. I had been with her almost constantly for nearly six weeks and we were very close. As close as two mammals could be that were not involved in that way. I knew I wanted to be with her, but I still was hung up on the species thing. I mean we had shared some kisses and constant touching and I was extremely closely bonded to her. It is just hard to explain now what I was going through at the time."
Brian: "I imagine it was similar to the problem I had accepting I was attracted to males instead of females."
Drew: "Well… I suppose. But that was accepted in your society. Maybe not to your parents. But to at least a large number of other mammals. And while cross species relationships are not exactly widely accepted here and many times still face prejudice, at least there is not almost complete rejection by all other citizens of your species."
Claw: "I never realized how difficult that must be."
Drew: "Anyway I had been talking to a large number of Judy's siblings and one asked me if Judy was my girlfriend. I suppose I can see that from their perspective now. How I held her paw and kept her close to me and touched her."
Brian: "Ah the innocence of youth. They seem to notice things adults don't many times. They don't even know that such a thing is supposed to be wrong. They just saw two mammals in love."
Drew: "I didn't think about it quite like that, but I suppose you are right. The kids definitely seemed to not be afraid to ask any questions about anything. But I really loved being around them. Their freedom, joy and exuberance were like heaven. Well… anyway that prompted a short discussion between Judy and myself where essentially she told me to get over myself and accept we were in love and to just deal with it."
Brian: "Sounds so romantic."
Drew: "I am not exactly sure how romantic it was. But I really needed her to tell me how it was gonna be. I imagine having dealt with bucks all her life, I must have been quite the mystery for her."
Brian: "Bucks? How are they different?"
Drew: "Well if she had given them any of the hundreds of signals she had been giving me. Well… let's just say she wouldn't have needed to do any convincing."
Brian: "Oh."
Claw: "What happened next?"
In response a pair of bunny sized soft leggings and underwear with holes in the rear appeared from under the blanket being held by a paw and dropped next to the chair and a great deal of giggling commenced.
Drew: "Judy… my comment from earlier was supposed to be a joke not a suggestion. I was teasing you. Please put your clothes back on."
Judy: "It feels goooood. I like feeling your smooth skin against my bare fur."
Drew: "Yeah… well I do too… and that is the problem. We have company."
Claw: squealing with delight "Oh don't mind us!"
Brian: cautioning "Umm… maybe we should let them have some alone time Benny."
Claw: ignoring the warnings "Nonsense. Story time!"
With great difficulty the human did his best to continue the story while his amorous mate attempted to distract him.
Drew: "Well we enjoyed a wonderful picnic and I got a chance to meet Bonnie and Stu, Judy's lovely parents. I could tell Stu was a bit concerned about how close I was to his daughter and kept making comments about how tall I was. I tried to assure him the best I could that I certainly knew I was tall relative to her and how much she meant to me. Bonnie was nothing but supportive and understanding, but her father Stu. Well, it was understandable that he be protective of such a special daughter. I tried to hint the best I could without being direct that I would never harm her if I could possibly help it."
Judy: muffled and giggling "Harm me! Harm me! I have been a baaaaaad bunny."
Drew: "I am not going to argue that point bun. But you know how I have always been so careful with you."
The human grabbed a furry gray head with two big ears and pulled it out from under the blanket and gave her a big kiss. She then laid her head on his chest with her eyes closed with a smile on her face. He kept her well covered from the neck down.
Judy: "Bad bunny."
Drew: "Well anyway I believe Finnick and Tala were out doing something together. Nick and I were coming inside both surrounded by young bunnies of all ages. They were quite excited and were fascinated by both of us, but mainly me. They pulled me down so they could all touch me…
Author's Note: I tried to stick with traditional descriptive style for most two character or short dialogue, but script style is so much easier to follow for four character fast dialogue so it was used during conversation with all characters present. Originally the story of Judy and Drew in Bunnyburrow had been written awhile ago, but the opportunity to tell the story never arose. It had originally all been written script style with minimal description and internal thought during their dialogue so it all was rewritten into the traditional style except with special dual POV and internal thought which took quite awhile. While it greatly enhances the experience of such a story it also balloons it's size up quite a lot easily doubling it. Hopefully it did not become too large and cumbersome and makes for a very unique story style with two characters carrying on their own running internal story. It will be posted almost immediately after this chapter so you won't have to wait long to get to the awkward arousing experiment to come.