Disclaimer: I don't own Futurama. It belongs to the great one, Matt Groening. I think Fox washes his car or something….
Brain Slug Salad.
Ingredients:
5 Freshly picked Brain Slugs (Make sure you use garlic shampoo before picking, and wear a hat)
6 Bottles Tabasco Sauce
2 Heaping bowls of Salt
The Blood of a human (Freshly drained preferred, canned suitable)
7 Bottles of Tequila (you'll only need one bottle for the actual recipe, but it tastes better when drunk)
1 Bag Bachelor Chow
2 Pounds Butter
5 Pounds Nachos grade American cheese
Leaves of evil talking salad tree found in the forbidden zone
Method:
Place Brain Slugs on baking tray. Pour on salt
Mix the human blood and Tabasco sauce in with the bachelor chow to make a cheap effective marinade. (When I say effective I mean it'll take the paint off your hover car. It isn't necessarily edible or nutritious)
Pour marinade over Brain Slugs
Put butter and nachos grade American cheese in a bowl. Leave in Nuclear reactor for 4.56 minutes until melted.
Mix into Slugs then find a dry cleaner that specialises in radioactive fallout.
Put mixture in oven for 5 ½ hours until blackened to a crisp.
Take evil leaves, put in large bowl. Add brain slug mixture. Pour in bottle of tequila and add a blast from your spice weasel. Bam.. yeah you know how it works…
Note: Elzar and Elzar's fine cuisine do not accept responsibility for any injuries, drunken misdemeanours, illness or time travel related to this dish. You eat it at your own risk)
A/N: Well another chapter. Does anyone care? Tell me if you think it's utter shit and I should leave school and get an actual job. Look the review button is just down there, hardly out of your way. Stay Tuned for "Unspeakable Horror From Beyond With Mango Chutney"...