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CHAPTER 4


AUDITION

Kaleb made his way to the other Warblers and smiled when he saw his cousin. "where is Kurt and are you guys ready we only have an hour before lunch is up" Hunter was speaking so fast Kaleb held up a hand and said,

"Chill cousin, you know how Kurt likes to make an entrance let's get started and he will be here before his first line I promise" Kaleb smirked at him.

"Fine" Hunter hissed "Warblers I would like you to meet my cousin Kaleb for those that don't know him" there were murmurs among the boys Blaine was looking at him like he wanted to have him for lunch and started bouncing on the couch he was sitting on 'they are only cousins thank God not boyfriends' whereas Sebastian was a bit confused 'Kaleb I thought his name was Kurt and wasn't his hair dyed blue' "he is auditioning this afternoon to see if he is good enough for the Warblers"

"very good when you're ready Kaleb" Wes stated in his best professional voice.

Kaleb nodded and handed over a CD to his cousin when the music started Hunter looked at his cousins with an amused smirk, Kurt and Kaleb used to sing this song to all their friends when they would have a party and the crowd always went crazy cause both boys always looked damn sexy.

"Animal"

Na, na, na, na, na...
Na, na, na, na, na...

[Kaleb]
Here we go again
I kinda wanna be more than friends
So take it easy on me
I'm afraid you're never satisfied

Kurt came bursting into the room all the boys turned and looked at him and Sebastian and Blaine just dropped their jaws as did the boys who haven't met either boys.

[Kurt]
Here we go again
We're sick like animals, we play pretend
You're just a cannibal
And I'm afraid I won't get out alive
No I won't sleep tonight

Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waitin' for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight
Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waitin' for?
What are you waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight

[Kaleb]
Here we are again
I feel the chemicals kickin' in
It's gettin' heavy and I wanna run and hide
I wanna run and hide

[Kurt]
I do it every time
You're killin' me now

At this Kurt was smiling smugly at Sebastian and winked at him, Sebastian just laughed lightly 'the smug little bastard didn't tell me that he was a twin other than the hair you wouldn't be able to tell them apart and damn what is that boy doing with his hips' Sebastian shifted uncomfortable in his seat

[Kaleb & Kurt]

And I won't be denied by you
The animal inside of you

Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waitin' for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight
Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waitin' for?
What are you waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight

The twins played off each other grabbing random Warblers to dance with. Everyone was having a blast.

Blaine didn't know what to do between the boys doing all that hip shaking and dancing and damn did they look fine and sexy and he sat drooling over them.

[Kaleb & Kurt]
Hush, hush, the world is quiet
Hush, hush, we both can't fight it
It's us that made this mess
Why can't you understand?
Woah, I won't sleep tonight

Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waitin' for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight
Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waitin' for?
What are you waitin' for?
What are you waitin'

Here we go again (Oh oh)

Here we go again (Oh oh)
Here we go again (Oh oh)
Say goodbye to my heart tonight


They were breathing hard and the boys were still gapping at them then finally Hunter broke into an applause first then the other boys following them

"that had to be one of the sexiest things I have ever saw in my life" Connor another Warbler announced grinning from ear to ear. While even the straight guys were nodding their heads.

"yep if I was gay I would be all over that" said Chris another warbler while Sebastian was glaring at them.

"Welcome to the Warblers Kurt and Kaleb as a tradition here is your warbler take care of him and let him be your voice, since there are two of you, you will have to share him" Wes said both boys looked at the bird with confusion but accepted the bird with a smile.


"so, brother huh you didn't tell me it was a twin" Sebastian whispered in Kurt's ear Kurt whirled around and smiled smugly and whispered right back.

"you didn't ask"

"Are ya'll identical with anything else but your apparent looks" Sebastian asked with a smirk.

Kurt leaned over and whispered in his ear "Everything but sexuality".

"Damn, so no three ways then" Kurt busted out laughing and the Warblers all turned around and was looking at them.

"Even if he was gay I would have to decline, that's my brother, dude, and just no, ewww no no no no no." Kurt shook his head of that horrible thought. Sebastian just leered at him, Kurt rolled his eyes and turned to his brother and handed him his sandwich that he picked up earlier.

"Thanks, you cut it close this time" Kaleb said as Blaine was still staring at the twins like Christmas has come early.

"I know, I know I'm sorry but I made it and we got in didn't we" he winked at his brother. "so, what's the deal with the hobbit with too much gel, he keeps staring at us like we are his last meal" Kurt laughed as him and Kaleb sat down and started eating their lunches.

Kaleb sighed "I don't know I think he plays for your team I have had him in all my classes so far and he keeps staring it's kinda creepy you know."

"Understood, so you didn't tell him that you're not…"

"Nope, figured it was obvious since I haven't showed any sign of being interested maybe I should introduce the two of you" he wiggled his eyebrow.

"No thank you, I have my own fan boy to watch out for" he looked up and eyed Sebastian still staring, Kaleb turned around and saw who he was looking at.

He smirked at Kurt "I guess we are just the new little toys for the Warblers huh"

"Well I am willing to play if they are, I thought it would take longer than this" Kurt said while still staring at Sebastian and blew him a kiss as he stood up to leave turning to his brother "I will meet you in French I have to get my other book outta my locker" his brother just smiled and nodded his head but didn't notice a gelled head warbler following Kurt out the door but Sebastian did and followed them out.


Sebastian followed them at a safe distance and hid behind a row of lockers he heard Blaine clear his throat.

"Ummm Kurt, right?" Kurt turned and smiled and nodded at the same time "right well I'm, ummm, I'm Blaine…Blaine Anderson" Kurt tried to hold back a laugh at how awkward this boy was.

"Nice to meet you Blaine, can I help you with anything"

"I… I" Blaine cleared his throat and tried again "just wanted to say how great your performance was and, ummm, was wondering are you and your brother gay".

"why didn't you ask him, he said you have a lotta classes together".

"I think I scared him or made him uncomfortable" Blaine said ashamed.

To answer your question I am gay, he is not."

"oh good, well I was wondering if you would like to go out with me sometime?" Blaine asked, red faced.

Kurt stared at him for a moment before a grin started to take over his face, and a giggled bubbled up out of him "Are you seriously asking me out" he gasped out. "Wait, weren't you following my brother around like a lost little puppy today? And drooling over him thru our performance you sound a bit confused are you sure you don't want to ask him out" Kurt glanced at him.

"I know but you were, ummm, well you hummm, you…" Blaine started stammering.

Kurt sighed "oh, you want to make sure one of us are gay first. Look I am flattered really I am but I am not interested in dating anyone right now I know I look like I am just a shy timid little gay wallflower but the truth is I am not the relationship type of guy, if you know what I mean" and Blaine just stared at him in confusion. Kurt just rolled his eyes and stated bluntly "I like to fuck, Blaine, one night stands that I really don't have to call again and don't have to put up with the whole morning after thing and I don't fuck virgins, cause to me that is a special thing to give someone and I won't take it from anyone no matter how desperate they seem so why don't you find someone who will be nice to you and can give you what I cannot and will not give you, affection." Kurt looked into Blaine's eyes and saw him tearing up and he sighed again "I am sorry for being harsh but sometimes you have to tell it like it…" before he could finish that sentence Blaine spun around on his feet and ran in the opposite direction Kurt shook his head and tried to get the look Blaine gave him out of his head, after he fell in love and gave his virginity to someone who really didn't care about him Kurt swore off love.

"Wow that was hard to watch" Sebastian said walking out from his hiding spot and startling Kurt.

"what are you doing spying on me, Smythe?"

"oh, you know, just taking a stroll and came across a very harsh reality show" he smirked.

"yeah, well, I hate doing that to people but truth is I don't believe in relationships or love" Kurt snapped.

Sebastian just held up his hands in surrender "Not judging, Hummel just letting you know that I am available whenever you need a romp in the sheets I'll see you in warblers practice after dinner" he threw over his shoulders. Kurt just shook his head and went off to French class.


"What happened with that Anderson kid, I heard him crying to Wes about something you said" Kaleb asked when he got to French and sat next to Kurt.

Kurt sighed again (seems like that's all I have done today) "he asked me out and I simply just told him the truth about relationships and he didn't seem to take it to kindly"

Kaleb just hummed in recognition ever since Jon, Kurt has never really been the same, Jon was the one that took Kurt's virginity and then preceded to tell all his friends that Kurt cornered him and made him do ungodly things to each other and he was the one that got Kurt beat up, so yeah Kurt didn't believe he was worthy of love. "when you gonna stop letting assholes like Jon run your life"

"Kaleb, I love you but please just leave it, ok" Kurt begged his brother.

Kaleb just sighed and said "Fine".


The rest of the day was uneventful and finally it was over Kurt was emotionally drained from his bout with Blaine and Kaleb but now it was time for Warblers practice. "ok guys settle down we need to come up with a set list for sectionals" Wes practically yelled. Kurt looked over at Blaine who still looked a bit sad but at least he was smiling at something Nick told him. Sebastian was sitting across from Kurt and Kaleb. Blaine got up and told them that he thought he had the perfect song for sectionals and started singing 'Teenage dream' while staring at Kurt. Kurt ignored him and was flirting with Sebastian, Wes seemed to like the song and told him they would put it down but he wanted everyone to think about what they would like to sing and they would bring it up for the next meeting before he dismissed them he asked "does anyone have anything they would like to announce" Kaleb raised his hand. "go ahead, Warbler Kaleb"

"well, I hope you don't mind this is not about songs or anything like that," he waited until Wes nodded and he went on "Kurt and I are having a party at the house this Saturday and would like all of the Warblers to join us" there were mummers and excited 'yeses' "we will just have a sleepover and a pool party for anyone to join, we have our address on these flyers if anyone is interested in coming please let us know." the warblers took the flyers from their hands and confirmed with the twins. Blaine saw this as his chance to get Kurt's attention.

"ok anyone else, fine you guys are dismissed see you tomorrow" they boys started heading out Wes asked to talk to Kaleb and Kurt told him he would see him in their room he was gonna call their dad and remind him to have that cute pool boy back to make sure the pool was up and running.

"hey Wes, you wanted to talk" Kaleb asked as he approached the council Wes nodded and waved David and Thad away so it was just the two of them.

"yeah, you know Blaine came to me…" Wes started to say when Kaleb interrupted him

"I know my brother can be a bit…. Harsh but he didn't mean to hurt Blaine's feelings he is an honest person and sometimes he has no filter on his mouth" Kaleb laughed a bit "but he has had a bit of a hard life, and before you ask no, I won't tell you what it is, and he doesn't believe he deserves love or anything good so he won't string Blaine along and make him think he's got a chance with him, he will be honest and believe me I know firsthand some of the things he says can hurt someone's feelings but he doesn't mean it" he finished.

Wes just listened to him and slowly nodded "good to know, I am sorry I didn't mean to sound like I wanted to defend Blaine he really needs to handle things himself but sometimes reality can be a bitch" they both giggled a bit

"I hope this doesn't mean we can't be friends I would like to know you and the Warblers better"

"No of course we can still be friends, whatever the issue is, is between Kurt and Blaine they can work it out themselves and I hope one-day Kurt will be able to trust us enough to tell us what happened to him" Kaleb gave him a sad little smile and nodded as they headed back up to the dorms.

Little did they know that Sebastian was lurking right outside the door. 'why do I keep spying on the Hummel's? why am I so interested in them? And why am I talking to myself.'


Up next warbler pool party.

How am I doing so far?