Sorry was gonna go with the pool party then this popped into my head and thought it was a good way to mix the new directions and the warblers again I own nothing.
CHAPTER 5
MEETING CAROLE AND FINN
"come on Kaleb you need to hurry and so we can get home for the weekend" Kurt whined
"Why are you rushing me" Kaleb said as he was being dragged down the stairs of Dalton
Kurt stopped in right before he reached the door and turned to his brother "Well," he smirked "if you must know the pool boy is supposed to come at 4:30 and I haven't had a hook up since we left New York and I'm horney as hell" Sebastian was walking by and overheard Kurt and whispered in his ear.
"Baby, just say the word and you can have me in your bed" he grabbed a handful of Kurt's ass and winked as he was walking out the door when he called back "see you hotties tomorrow" tonight the boys were having the traditional Friday night dinner then they are having the pool party tomorrow.
"Anyway," Kurt continued as if not being interrupted "dad said he had some news, so I want to see how the pool boy plays out before dad gets home" he laughed.
"why put your energy in the pool boy when Sebastian is willing and able" Kaleb had a knowing smirk Kurt might not admit it but Kaleb knew if anyone was gonna ground Kurt it would be Sebastian, there was defiantly something between the boys. 'They may be really good for each other, if my brother wasn't so stubborn and just opened his heart'.
Kurt just laughed and said "tell you what if it doesn't work out between me and the hot pool boy then I will bed Sebastian just to get it out of my system"
Just then Blaine was walking by them "why not try love, or a boyfriend"
"Love is over rated and a who needs a clingy overbearing boyfriend". Kurt said as he continued walking.
Kaleb grabbed his brother's arm and rolled his eyes "whatever let's just go we gotta go to the store and pick up food and drinks for the party but we can probably do that tomorrow morning before everyone gets there, I think I want to get my homework done so I won't have to worry about anything this weekend" Kurt nodded his agreement as they got into the car and drove away. Neither boy noticed a short curly hair warbler walking out to his car behind them 'I will have Kurt as my boyfriend and I will teach him that there is more to love then just one night stands he needs to know what love is and all Sebastian will do is fuck him he doesn't need that' Blaine got in his car and headed home to plot how to make Kurt Hummel his boyfriend.
The boys made it home, Kurt ran to his room to change in to his swim suit so he can lay by the pool he was shirtless and had nice tight trucks that showed off his assets nicely, Kaleb saw him outside and shook his head. 'that boy has no shame' he thought as he went back upstairs to get started on his homework. Kurt was just about to relax when the doorbell rang he went running back inside checked the clock and opened the door. The gorgeous pool boy with the Mohawk was leaning on the door frame and a tall lanky looking boy behind him Kurt opened the door and smiled "4:30 on the dot love me a boy who cum's right on time" pool boy just chuckled and the tall guy was shifting uncomfortable. "well don't just stand there come on around back, gorgeous, I'll show you where it is" Kurt grabbed his arm and started to lead him in the back where the pool is.
"the names Kurt, by the way" he said and held out his hand.
"names Puck…"
Kurt cut him off and started laughing "Puck, as in the fairy Puck, from a midsummer night dream, well, baby you can be my fairy anytime you want".
Puck just laughed and said "as in Noah Puckerman, friends call me Puck for short. And this guy is Finn Hudson"
"hi," Finn said and didn't even attempt to look Kurt in the eye or shake his hand "I'm sorry Puck but I am gonna go ahead and head out I need to talk to my mom" he apologized and ran out Kurt and Puck watched him flee.
"what's his problem" Kurt inquired.
"I don't know he has acted strange all day, ever since I told him I was coming to the Hummel's to clean the pool, he begged me to let him come so I don't know, anyway let me get started and check the ph balance in the pool to start with"
Kurt was ogling Puck and said in a sultry voice "you sure you don't want to check and see if maybe we have a bit of chemistry" Puck laughed at him.
"you not subtle at all are you, as cute as you are I'm not gay but thanks for the offer anyway"
Kurt pouted "I don't believe in games, are you sure though, straight guys don't call other guys cute unless their curious"
Puck eyed him again and just smiled "hey I can appreciate a fine-looking body whether on a girl or guy it don't bother me what people do but I do prefer girls to guys, but I do my own share of flirting" he winked
"Damn, Puck I bet you're a good fuck to"
"I've never had any complaint's" they both just laughed
"ok, ok I know when to back off" Kurt smiled while Puck worked he and Kurt just had a friendly chit-chat and talked about their schools and guys and girls it really seemed like Puck didn't mind that Kurt was gay he sounded so accepting and it seemed the two hit it off pretty good they had a lot in common. Kaleb came strolling outside about 45 minutes later and when he heard the door open Kurt looked up and motioned for him to come over.
"Awww Kurt are you slacking, he's still cleaning the pool and your bed is still cold" Kaleb joked "you losing your touch, brother dear"
Kurt punched him in the arm "Puck this is my brother Kaleb, Kaleb, Puck" Puck turned around and jaw nearly dropped, although Puck was straight he still thought the twins were hot, chestnut hair, crystal blue eyes, cutest turned up nose, and a splattering of freckles across their nose. "Damn, Puck, keep it in your pants, remember you are straight, he mused.
"twins huh, well now I wish I was gay, always wanted to do twins" they all laughed
"why does everyone say that, even if I was gay, I just couldn't, not with my brother so... Yeah, um, gross" Kaleb stammered.
"oh, so you're the straight brother and he's the gay brother," Puck stated "that's cool between both you guys ya'll are covering all sexes" Kaleb and Kurt sat around and watched Puck finish up and talked about nothing until they heard their dad calling them "well, I guess I best get out of here I'm finished, so you guys have a great party tomorrow and I hope to see you around" both boys said bye and walked him out.
"hey boys come sit I need to talk to you both" Burt directed to the twins
"something wrong dad," Kaleb asked.
"no, it's nothing really, but um" Burt started and reached out and took is cap off and scratched his head "ok," he took a deep breath looked at his boys and said "you know this summer when you went and stayed at Hunter's for a week" the twins nodded "well I met someone and we been going out for a while," he looked at the twins a little unsure.
Both boys had the same smile on their faces "DAD! Why didn't you tell us, we're happy for you, you deserve someone you deserve to be happy does she make you happy" Kaleb asked while Kurt nodded his head with what his brother was saying.
Burt blew out his breath he didn't even realize he was holding "I wanted to make sure it was serious before involving you guys, she is a lovely woman she has a son your age who goes to McKinley, and I wanted to ask her and her son to come to Friday night dinner but wanted to make sure its ok with you guys first"
"sure, dad it's no problem, as long as she is not another money hungry bit..." Kurt started but got cut off by Kaleb.
"KURT! Go dad, go call her and invite them Kurt can cook tonight" Kaleb stated smiling at his brother between the three of them Kurt is the best cook. "and we will even be on our best behavior" he laughed knowing having twins sometimes can really be a pain.
"thanks guys, I am gonna run and get in the shower and call her to see if they can come over at 7 is that enough time, and by the way she doesn't know about the money but once we get closer I will tell her" he asked turning to look at Kurt.
"absolutely I can fix chicken parmesan, does that sound ok?" Kaleb and Burt both nodded and Burt started to go upstairs to call his girlfriend and her son, when he turned back, Kaleb was pulling on Kurt's arm getting on to him about judging the woman before meeting her, and with a fond smile he thought 'I have to be the luckiest man alive'.
"are you thinking what I'm thinking"
"Kaleb, we're twins, so yes I'm pretty sure I am" they both laughed
"good I hope it works out with them cause when we leave after next summer I hope at least he will have someone here to take care of him" the boys decided to wait until after the summer of graduation to go back to NY so they can spend one last fun summer before college life gets to hectic. "all we can do is wait and see I hope she is better than the others" Kurt just nodded.
7 o'clock rolled around and all three men were in the dining room setting up when the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it, you guys finish up here and I will bring them in" Burt said
"ok, and dad, don't be nervous" the boys chimed together and Burt just smiled a nervous smile.
When Burt came back the brought three guests instead of two "can you boys set another place please" the boys looked at each other and turned around and noticed there was a short woman with brown hair and a kind smile and a tall lanky boy, hum, very familiar Kurt thought and a very small girl holding on to the tall teen.
"um, sure it's no problem we have plenty of food" Kurt said and was looking at the tall teen "I know you from somewhere, OH wow you're the guy who came with Puck to clean the pool right, um Flint?"
"Finn, actually" Finn said but didn't look him in the eye Kurt looked to his dad and then to his brother and just shrugged.
"Right, well boys this is Carole, her son Finn Hudson, and Finn's girlfriend Rachel Berry, these are my sons Kurt and Kaleb" the twins reached out and shook Carole and Rachel's hand but Finn still refused to look the twins in the eye. Wonder what his problem is Kaleb thought.
"pleasure to meet you boys, your father talks about you guys all the time, and I apologize for the extra person, Finn and Rachel were supposed to go on a date tonight but I told Finn that I wanted him to be here so he insisted on bringing her"
Kaleb just smiled at her "It's no problem, Ms. Hudson, my brother always makes more than we eat, we usually expect the unexpected our cousin or Grandmother usually stops by without being announced all the time since we moved here" he laughed "so we always make sure we have enough, you know, to go around" Kurt smiled at her and nodded while he was dishing the food on the plates.
"Please call me Carole dear, and th…" she was cut off by Rachel's shrill voice.
"I CAN'T EAT THAT" Rachel stated in a very loud voice that made the boys cringe.
"Why what's wrong with our food" Kurt gave her a scornful look
"oh my, I… I am sorry," Rachel stammered "it's um, just well, I am a vegan, and don't eat meat." she looked down at the table ashamed of her actions.
"really," Kurt smirked "I myself love a great big hunk of m.."
"KURT" both Kaleb and Burt scolded, Finn looked at Kurt and Kurt winked at him.
Burt smiled at her and said "well, the boys did make a great salad is that ok?"
"Well, actually, dad we have everything cut up but they are all separate, Rachel why don't you come with me and you can make your own salad" Kaleb said kindly while stroking her arm, Rachel nodded and blushed.
Kurt watched amused "he always knows how to charm the ladies" Burt laughed and nodded. Finn shot his head up from the table and looked in the direction that the two had gone in.
"Wait he's not gay" Finn looked horrified while Kurt still looked amused this boy might just be the fun I been looking for he thought
"Nope" popping the 'p' "Kaleb is as straight as they come, I'm the only flamer around here" Finn continued to glare towards the kitchen when he heard giggling come from there, then shifted uncomfortable when he heard Kurt's last statement.
"Finn?" Kurt asked carefully, Finn turned his head to look at Kurt "do you have a problem with homosexuals" turning his look from amused to angry, as Rachel and Kaleb came brining in the rest of the salad. Rachel stared at him, Kaleb went to his brother and put a hand on his shoulder, as did Burt, Carol gasped and looked so disappointed at her son.
"I certainly hope not, Finn, since I have two gay dads" Finn turned to look at her then looked at his mom, who looked so ashamed of him.
"no, of course not dude" Finn shifted again in his seat "it's just that since you guys were twins I thought you were both gay, I saw one of you flirting with Puck and I…" all five heads turned to him Rachel with her mouth gaping, Kurt and Kaleb had amused faces, Carole looked mortified, and Burt looked at him like he was from another planet. "I just, um, mean, um, since their twins their alike"
"well, don't sweat it Finn, you are NOT my type" Kurt replied "plus I like them with a backbone and less flabby" he said so only Kaleb could hear, Kaleb snickered.
"you do know that each person is born with individual personalities, right" Burt stated "while it's true that they look-alike sometimes even act alike and they often times even finish each other's sentence's or even say the same thing at the same time but they do like different things and even though one likes girls and the other likes boys I still love them both the same" Carole just stared at Burt lovingly, Burt smiled at the boys.
"I'm sorry I shouldn't have assumed" Finn started to say but both boys waved his apology away so they could finish their dinner. Everyone went back to idle chit chat, Kurt every once in a while, when Finn would look his way would wink at him and make Finn shift in his seat uncomfortable, trying to concentrate on his food only, with Rachel and the boys talking about their respected glee clubs. After dinner Kurt and Kaleb told the adults to have some coffee in the living room while the kids cleaned up and they all agreed. Once the dishes were in the kitchen Kaleb started piling them up in the dishwasher.
"so, you guys are in the Warblers" Rachel stated "I am the captain of the New Directions…"
Kurt snorted "Nude Erections, man Kaleb why didn't we check out that school first" Kaleb laughed.
Rachel looked affronted while Finn just blushed "it's NEW DIRECTIONS" she punctuated each word "anyway we will be going to sectionals in the next few months"
"we will be going as well, I don't know who we will sing against, but it sounds like it might be fun," Kaleb said. Rachel looked at him and smiled and reached out to touch his arm much to Finn's chagrin.
"well, what kind of set list do you guys have," she batted her eyes as she attempted to flirt. "maybe I can give you some advice"
Kaleb snorted and grabbed Rachel by the waist and looked her in the eye and in a very sultry voice close to her ear he said "what will you give me if I give you our set list, we can take this upstairs and I'll show you mine if you show me yours" he looked up and down her body. Finn grabbed her and put his arm around her. Kurt was shaking with silent laughter and Rachel with as red as a tomato.
"dude, that's my girlfriend, keep your hands off."
Kaleb just shrugged "hey, keep tabs on her then, she was the one who attempted to flirt with me, I was just letting her know that I am willing to compromise and nothing in the world is free if she wanted something from me I wanted something from her." he turned around and mumbled where only Kurt could here "she kinda flat chested maybe she is your type" Kurt snorted as they finished up the dishes, Finn balled his fist up and looked very angry.
Kurt decided to break the tension, "ok guys, tell you what, we are having a Warbler pool party tomorrow afternoon, food and drinks and singing, why don't you invite your nude erections, ahem I mean New Directions over here then we can maybe have a friendly singing competition and just have fun while everyone hangs out and eat, we won't tell you our set list but at least you will know what we sound like and vice versa" Rachel was bouncing on her heels already excited and reaching in her pocket to text everyone the address and making a list of songs she can sing. "plus it's been a while since my brother got laid and your girlfriend seems willing" Kurt whispered to Finn.
Kaleb looked at his brother like he had gone crazy, and Finn looked furious. Rachel was ecstatic as she said "everyone has confirmed we will be here at noon I can't wait"
"fine," Finn said "we will be here"
"great" Kurt and Kaleb said at the same time. Kurt went out to the other room to inform the parents what they had planned and they seemed, happy they want the three boys to get along.
Later that night after the Hudson's left and their father was asleep Kaleb went in his brother's room. "hey, can I come in"
"of course,"
"are you sure it's going to be ok, even though Finn said he didn't have an issue with gay people I could still tell he wasn't comfortable and I'm concerned especially after what happened that summer, and the deal about inviting strangers to our party"
"I don't care if he was comfortable or not, plus I will have you, Hunter and the Warblers there, he has a lesson to learn and those people were very arrogant I just think once Rachel hears us sing it will drop her down a notch or two did you hear how she was saying that she has the best talent in her choir and that they wouldn't be anything without her and yadda yadda yadda. Plus, the little prude gets all flustered with you they may be fun to play with" Kurt stated "does she not realize that you can't win a group competition if you don't have a group, besides it would be nice to get to know Puck some more and the way he talked about the rest of the group they don't all sound that bad."
"yeah, your right it will be fun to mess with Frodo and Gandalf," he laughed "well I guess I am gonna head to bed we have to get up early and go shopping before everyone gets here" he smiled and turned to open the door "and they are only staying for the party, not the sleep over right"
"right, Good night Kaleb"
"night, Kurt" he shut the door softly and smiled Kurt's right it will be fun I can't wait.
POOL PARTY UP NEXT…