Bonus !
"W-what happened!?" Wendy said startled, coming out of her room while tying her baby pink robe around her small body.
"Levy! I-I mean, Wend-! "Gajeel roared breaking his bedroom's door with his foot. When he tried to run out of the room he hit the threshold, too low for him, with his forehead and slipped on a cloth on the floor, before falling on his back with a loud thud.
"Gajeel! Are you okay!?"
"F-fuck .. Yeah. Quick, Wendy take cover! I think a rare wild pterodactyl entered our house, from somewhere! "Gajeel came out of his room, unintentionally kicking the door lying on the ground, which he didn't see. He bit his lower lip in order to not start swearing out loud. He positioned himself in front of Wendy and quickly looked around him. Nothing out of the ordinary.
"... Or maybeeee, finally the FBI decided to come and take that idiotic fire breather to find out if he's a 'not evolved case' of the human race!" He whispered desiring it to be real while going to see if someone was at the door, when suddenly they heard strange noises coming from Natsu's room.
"Oh God...Don't tell me that he's looking again at por-Arghhhhhh!" Gajeel roared in pain when Wendy's cat, jumped up in the air and bit him on the arm.
"Ok, ouch, ok! I get it! " The poor assaulted boy, said trying to pull off the cat from his arm.
"Meow, meow meooow!" The cat meowed, although she seemed to be threatening to death Gajeel to stop saying inopportune things in front of Wendy. Approaching Natsu's door, the scary looking guy, 'gently', knocked on the door and called the other boy's attention 'quietly', to not wake up the neighbors...
"Hey, dickhead! Stop watching porn at this hour!" He shouted while kicking the door without any grace.
"G-Gajeel-san ..." Wendy whispered, blushing furiously, while Charle face-palmed while shaking her head. As far as she tried to stop those two idiots from doing or saying something bad in front of Wendy, there was nothing that could pass through their thick skulls. Suddenly the door swung open, hitting Gajeel right in the face.
"S-son of a-!"
"She replied! She replied to me!" Natsu yelled happily, taking Gajeel in his arms and spinning him around.
"W-what the hell!?"
"Who replied to you, Natsu?" Asked Wendy while smiling, happy just because Natsu was so.
"Lucy! Luce told me good night! "
"Woah!"
"Oi, flame head, we're happy for you, but ... " Gajeel said in a low voice, calling Natsu's attention.
"She won't be the only one to say good night to you, tonight."
"Wha-" Natsu didn't have enough time to ask his question, that he was already passed out on the ground with blood coming from his nose.
"Tch ...A fuckin' idiot wakes me up from my dream, only for a shitty thing. Go to hell ... " The mean boy mumbled to himself, turning towards his bedroom and hitting once again with his forehead the threshold, before quickly turning towards Wendy. While holding his forehead with one hand, pissed off he roared:
"Wendy!"
"Yes!" The girl, jolted when she heard Gajeel's voice.
"We're gonna change rooms. No buts! Are we clear? "
"B-but, Gajeel ... "
"What did I say!? "
"Yes sir !"And said that Gajeel entered into his room, lifting the door behind him and leaving a scared Wendy behind and a Natsu beaten out of reality.
"B-but you were the first to change the rooms with me, because Natsu's snoring bothered you ..."
"Ehehe, Luceeee. Wait for me, silly ..."
"Woah! Natsu-san hang in there! P-please don't die!"