Disclaimer:
Brendan- Sup. Naruto was not made by Josh, it would have been retarded if he did. It was Kishimoto Masashi. So there. Bitch.
End Disclaimer.
Fun Times in Konoha
Chapter 2: The Finding of the Village in the Leaves
"DUDE! What the hell?!" Brendan yelled, looking at the unconcious Josh.
Josh was bleeding pretty severely from the head, and he was probably dead.
"Well, he's dead. Don't worry about it, it's probably a dream. But, where the hell's that ninja?" Ben asked and looked around.
::In the skys::
A godly, shining white figure white a thick white beard that fell down all the way past his knees and almost to the end of his white robes was sitting at a table filled with dice. He was thinking about something and reaching for a 20-sided die.
"Time to roll Ben's spot check!" he said. (DND reference)
It rolled around the shining white table and came to a 1.
"Damn it! Crit fail! Now for Brendan's..."
He rolled the die and came to a 16.
"There we go! He saw the ninja! What now, bitches?" he said.
Author- Yeah. This is how God makes things happen. It's true, ya know.
::back down with Ben and Brendan::
Ben tried to look, but ended up tripping himself somehow and looked at the dirt on the ground. Brendan, on the other hand, saw the ninja and ran straight for him. The ninja was surprised that Brendan saw him and reached for his katana. Brendan got to him before he got the sword out and he punched him hard in the face and he fell over.
::Final Fantasy Victory Music plays::
Brendan defeated Level 3 Konoha ninja! Brendan gained 350 experience points! Brendan grew to level 2 fatass! Brendan found 19 shuriken, 20 kunai, and a katana. Put in inventory!
"What the hell was that sound? And I'm not a fatASS, I'm just fat!" Brendan yelled.
Ben got up and went up to Brendan and the knocked out ninja. He saw the headband with a spiral and the little triangle thingy and knew that it was a Konoha headband. Brendan took the katana and waved it around.
"Cool, I'm keeping this. Ben, you take the throwing crap." Brendan said. Ben took the 'throwing crap' and the pouch and put it on. He also took the headband and put it on.
"I think we should go to Konoha and try how the hell we got here. Plus, I want to se Shikamaru, it's gonna be freaking awesome!" Ben said.
Brendan agreed and said, "What about Josh? He's kinda dead. What should we do with his body?"
"Just put it somewhere hidden in the forest. We can come back and get it."
"True. Now let's go."
They headed down the road that had a sign in front of it that said, "THIS WAY TO THE VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE LEAVES". They walked for a while, evading random ninjas randomly wandering around. Finally, they got to a gate and a ninja walked up to them.
"What is your buisness here?" he said.
"We are here to come into the Ninja Academy. We are a little old, but that's fine, we just want to learn ninja skillage. I already got a headband, my friend here didn't get one yet. Can we come in? Ben explained.
"Yeah, we're just ninjas in training." Brendan said.
"Sure, come in. You guys got to go to the Hokage's office to get in the academy." He gave them a map and pointed the way.
::A while away::
"Where the hell am I?"
Josh woke up in the middle of the road. He didn't really wake up, he kinda just appeared.
"Wait, where are Ben and Brendan? They must have gone to Konoha! I'm going there to! Yahoo!" he yelled and ran down the road.
End Chapter!!!
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