Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto. Masashi does. I own Shonen Jumps with Naruto manga in it, but I do not own the anime or manga.
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Author's Note: In response to my 4 month absence, I am typing another chapter of Fun Times in Konoha. This will be longer than usual, and will be quickly followed by another chapter by this weekend. Read and enjoy.
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Fun Times in Konoha
Chapter 5: Meeting New Old Friends and the First Mission
Ben, Brendan, and Josh (yes, he's back alive again) were just chilling in their apartment in Konoha. It was about three weeks after they had burnt up the training field that they discovered their new moves in. They were playing Texas Hold 'Em along with Kiba and Shikamaru. Ben and Josh were in the lead. Kiba pretty much had what he started with, Brendan lacked some, and Shikamaru was asleep and everyone considered him out and his chips were in the pot for the next hand.
"Oh yeah! Four of a kind!" Josh said. Brendan and Kiba were already out of this hand and Ben yelled, "Fuck!" right after Josh laid his hand out. Ben threw his cards down and it was a King and a Queen. He had a straight, Nine, Ten, Jack, Queen, King, but Josh had four of a kind sevens. Josh took the pot.
"Damn it, I give up," Brendan said. Everyone else agreed and Josh gladly took their money.
"I gots some monies…. I gots some monies…. " Josh started singing.
"Well, I'm going. I'll carry Shikamaru away." Kiba said, picking up Shikamaru and throwing him over his shoulder.
"Bye." they all said.
"Damn it, there's nothing to do. I want to fight some people." Ben said.
"Hey, we actually get assigned a mission tomorrow. We might want to get equipment and shits today to prepare. We have no idea what we're going to do, ya know." Brendan explained.
"Yeah, and with 'our' extra money we got, we can afford it. And as in 'our', I mean 'my'." Josh said, waving the money in front of his face.
"Alright, let's go." Brendan said. They head out, but right as they did, the door next to them busted open and Naruto flew out of it. He did the rail and fell on the ground, and Sasuke walked out of it.
"Heh, looks like I win again, Naruto. We are now 26-26. And if you don't know what that means, it means we're tied," He said with a giant grin on his face. He jumped off the railing above Naruto and landed and then ran away.
"What a jackass," Ben, Brendan, and Josh all said simultaneously.
"God damn it, my back…" Naruto whined.
"You'll be okay, sissy," Brendan said as he helped Naruto up.
"Thanks," Naruto responded. "He got a cheap shot on me, the douche. He just came in from the window and slammed my head against the ground and threw me out the door. That's how he's attacked me like 15 times."
"Maybe you should, you know, lock your window?" Josh suggested.
"Oh yeah! That would work! Thanks!" Naruto exclaimed.
"What an idiot…" Ben whispered under his breath.
They continued walking around the village, searching for the shop, but then they realized that they had no idea where it was. Then they randomly found a map of the town on the ground and they found where the shop is. They, obviously, went to it.
They ventured inside the shop and an old guy was sitting, reading some book. When the trio walked in, he quickly put the book under his desk and stood up.
"Welcome, what do you need?" he asked.
"Weapons and stuffs. If you don't mind, please be quiet while we look around," Brendan said.
"Alright then," the shopkeeper said as he sat down and took out his book. Josh saw it and identified it as "Make Out Paradise."
"God, I guess all adult men read that book," Josh said to himself.
They searched throughout the whole store, and Josh found exactly what he wanted.
"Cool, two tonfa, a shit load of shuriken, and a bow with arrows. Exactly what I want," Josh said.
Josh bought the weapons, and then waited for Brendan and Ben to get stuff. Brendan got kunai because he already got a katana, and Ben got a ninja-to and a rapier. They left after that.
Then, they went to the burnt training field, which wasn't burnt anymore because they are in an anime. They practiced throwing weapons/ shooting at trees and brawled with weapons against each other. They all were pretty good.
SKIP TO NEXT DAY!
Brendan, Ben, and Josh woke up and ran to the field, where they were supposed to meet the mission provider. Kakashi stood there, along with another guy and a floating head. The three guys recognized them.
"Zack? Kyle? How'd you guys get here?" Ben asked.
"We went to Josh's house, you know, through the table at lunch, and we noticed the TV had Naruto on it. Then, we saw you guys playing cards and going to the weapon shop and stuff. So we came in, became ninjas, got weapons, and met up with Kakashi and decided to accompany you guys on a mission." Zack explained. He was a slightly chubby (not as chubby as Brendan), black-haired 15 year-old with a giant sword and a bow on his back. "And yeah, as you can see, the TV had technical difficulties when Kyle came in and he lost his body. But what's amazing is that he's living. And floating."
"Yeah. Zack's carrying a dagger that I can wield with my teeth. It's pretty cool," said the floating head, known as Kyle. He also had black hair and had glasses. He had shortish hair.
"Well, anyway, your mission is simple. Go on the trail going north and stop a shipment of different supplies going to a band of ninjas trying to attack our village," Kakashi I don't know why they originally only wanted three 16 year olds to do it, but if there's five of you, you should be able to handle it. Just don't get caught by the evil guild of ninjas, that wouldn't be good. After you get the supplies, take them back here. Here's a map," he gave the map to Ben, "the guild is located around the northwestern area of the forest, and according to our knowledge, they should be going along the road going south and then west right….here. They should meet right off of that road."
"Thanks, Kakashi. We're gonna go now." Josh said. And they headed out.
They walked along the trail for a long time, talking about random and irrelevant things. One of these things was this.
"So, Kyle, how the hell are you living and floating and everything, you know, with your heart in your body and you being not connected to your body and all?" Ben asked.
"Well, this is an anime, so things just work out this way. But I have to wait for my body to appear in this world to go back or else I'd probably be dead." Kyle responded. "On the other hand, me floating is because I cast Fly on myself. Apparently, I have magic here. Which is pretty awesome."
"Nice! What other spells do you have?" Josh asked.
"I don't really know, the fly spell just kind of happened, it's weird," answered Kyle.
They continued along the path, for a total of about 6 miles. Brendan, being fat, was tired.
"Damn it, I hate walking. Why do we have to walk? I wish I was like Kyle and could just float around as a head. Lucky son of a bitch," Brendan said.
"Hey, wait a second, Kyle's not a son of a bitch, I am," Zack said.
"That is true," agreed Kyle, Ben, and Josh.
Brendan walked up a hill to lay down. When he got to the top, he saw people walking with carts down the southern road. They then turned west and headed up that road.
"Hey, guys, I saw the people we're after." Brendan said to the rest of them.
"Alright then, let's go follow them." Josh replied. Everyone agreed and they went into the forest to hide while following them.
The merchants walked along the road quietly, but none of them seemed to notice the group of five following them. Soon, the merchants stopped for a break.
"So, should be charge in there and kill them, persuade them to give us the supplies, or shoot them from here?" Zack asked the group.
"I say we shoot them from here, charging in would give them a chance to kill us, and I really don't think persuading them would work. We don't have money! Well, anymore, we don't have money anymore." Josh said.
"I'll through kunai at them." Brendan said, pulling out a couple kunai.
"I'm ready to attack." Ben said, pulling out some shuriken.
"Well, I agree with attacking them from long range, but what should I do?" Kyle asked.
"Be a distraction. Go up there and fly around." Ben suggested.
"That sounds like a good idea." Josh agreed. Kyle sighed and took the dagger from Zack's belt and started going towards the merchants.
Kyle flew around a wagon and saw two merchants talking and playing cards, and seeing no other merchants around. He flew up to one of the merchants and slit his throat. The other merchant got up from his chair quick, making the chair fly backwards and he called for the other merchants to come. There seemed to be about twenty of them. They held many different types of swords, but a scimitar, for some reason, was the most common weapon the had. Kyle then flew around randomly away from the merchants, putting them in view of the other four.
"Alright, let's shoot/throw shit at them!" Josh yelled quietly.
They started firing, and quickly six of the merchants went down. The merchants noticed the arrows, shuriken, and kunai coming from the trees. They focused more attention on the shooting people than Kyle.
"Alright, time to go in! YAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" yelled Brendan as he put away his kunai and charged with his katana. Josh, Zack, and Ben quickly followed with their melee weapons out, except Zack who was clenching his on his back.
Brendan met the first merchant and easily cut him down with a quick slash down the chest. He then turn around and stabbed another merchant in the shoulder, and then pushed his head into the ground. Two merchants quickly confronted him and attacked. The first one lost balance and fell and the second one was blocked by Brendan's katana. He pushed his sword back and slashed his side, bringing him down.
Josh, Zack, and Ben ran in behind Brendan, and Josh quickly hit two merchants about to attack him in the face. They grasped the faces, which gave Ben time to stab one of them with the ninja-to and the other with his rapier. Zack unsheathed his sword, and quickly cut a guy in half.
"Holy shit, that's a huge sword!" one of the merchants yelled.
Then, suddenly, a man wearing green scrubs and with black hair walked out of nowhere and said, "Know what else is a big sword?" and pointed with his hands to his pants.
"The Todd? What the hell are you doing here?" questioned the group of five.
"No idea. All I know is that my job is to say sexual phrases," answered The Todd.
"You mean sexual innuendos?" asked Josh.
"In your endo." The Todd answered. He then walked away.
Ben shrugged off The Todd and stabbed the merchant who tripped himself in the throat, and then stabbed the one who was stabbed in the shoulder in the throat. He was then slashed in the back by another merchant, whose face was then broken by a crushing hit by Josh's tonfa. The remaining five dropped their weapons and backed up.
"Okay, we don't know who you are, but we give up! Don't kill anymore of us! Just tell us what you want and we will give it to you!" one of the merchants said.
"We want your children." Kyle said.
"Kyle, shut up. We really want those wagons you are delivering," Ben said.
"Umm… if we do that, we'll probably get killed by either our consumers or our boss…" said the merchant.
"We don't care. Either we kill you and take the wagons or you don't get killed by us and do something else. Run away somewhere, just not back to the merchant place or back to the evil ninja guild you were delivering to," Josh said.
"We weren't delivering to ninjas. They aren't actual ninjas, their just rebels from the Sand Village. They are after them, cause the have stolen stuff from it." the merchant said.
"Oh, thanks for the information. Now leave before we kill you," Brendan said. The merchants ran off.
The group took the wagons and brought them to the Hokage. They were thanked and given a supply of weapons and food (because they can give it to them). They started walking away from the Hokage's office, not really knowing where they were going.
"How's your back, Ben?" Zack asked.
"It's fine, I only got nicked a little." Ben responded.
"Well that was fun. I got to bash someone's face in." Josh said.
"Sure, I guess." Brendan responded.
"What do you want to do know?" asked Ben.
"Train? Figure out more techniques we have?" Kyle said.
"Sure." Everyone agreed.
They went to the field that everyone knows about and decided to try to create their own jutsus. Zack already had an idea when he got there.
"Alright, step back." he said. He took out his sword and quickly spun around with it. The sword created a shock wave coming off of it. Josh and Kyle did not back up enough, but Kyle just floated over it. Josh got shocked and was flung backwards.
"Ah… my head…" Josh said.
"You'll be fine, Josh." Brendan said.
"My turn," Kyle said. All he did was back up a little in the air, and then go forward very fast. His head had fire all around it.
"That was pretty cool," Ben said.
"Well, we saw a little of what you guys can do, so let's just go back to the house," Josh said. And they did.
END OF CHAPTER 5!!!!!
Chapter 6 should be out by this weekend! Review and please be patient for the next chapter!