Spettegolare

Spettegolare v. to gossip; (lit.): to tattle.

Abby was bored, way beyond bored. She had finished all of her forensic work and was now sitting at her computer staring at the screen. She sighed and squeezed Bert, causing him to fart.

"Let's see what's going on with the team in the bullpen," Abby said to Bert and set him down on the table next to her. Abby clicked a few times and then the footage from the bullpen popped up on the screen. Abby studied the screen carefully. McGee was at his desk and from his body position; Abby guessed that he was playing World of Warcraft. Gibbs was also at his desk, reviewing files, but Tony and Ziva were nowhere to be found.

"Hm, where are Tony and Ziva?" Abby asked herself and Bert as she instructed her computer to pull up footage from the elevator. "Damn," Abby said as she stared dumbfounded at the screen. Tony had Ziva pressed into a corner and their lips were locked and hands were roaming. Abby could just see where Ziva's shirt was hitched upwards and Tony's hands underneath. "Oh," Abby said as she continued to watch Tony and Ziva. Her hands slowly came up and covered Bert's eyes. "You don't need to see that," Abby said to Bert.

INSIDE THE ELEVATOR…

Tony had Ziva cornered and his lips pressed against hers hungrily. Ziva moaned slightly as Tony lifted her shirt and slid his hands up her stomach. Slowly, Tony began to inch his way down Ziva's collar bone, kissing it all the way to her neck. Ziva's had her head upwards and then suddenly he shoved Tony off of her and began readjusting her shirt.

"Sweetcheeks," Tony groaned. Ziva didn't say anything but silently pointed to the camera. "Damn," Tony swore as he buckled his belt back up. "We are so busted."

Abby was so absorbed in watching Tony and Ziva argue after they had noticed the camera that she didn't hear the ding of the elevator or the sound of voices in the hallway until they walked into her lab.

"Oh my God," Ziva said as she saw what was on Abby's screen. Abby whipped around at the sound of Ziva's voice.

"Oh my God," Abby screeched. "Both of you should have your mouths washed out with soap."

"You were watching us?" Tony asked.

"Sorta, kinda, maybe, yes," Abby said sheepishly.

"Why were you watching us, Abs?" Tony asked. Abby looked over at Ziva who was staring at her shoes intently and then back towards Tony who was silently advancing towards her.

"I was bored!" Abby whined.

"So you decided to spy on us?" Tony asked, practically yelling.

"You weren't in the bullpen, so I went looking for you. And found you eating each other's faces!" Abby said.

"Abs," Tony said warningly.

"Listen, I won't tell anyone if you bring me Caf-Pow's for two months," Abby said quickly. Tony eyed her for a second.

"One week," Tony said.

"Two," Abby said.

"Deal," Ziva said, finally speaking up causing both Tony and Abby to look at her.

"Alright, Abs, we're counting on you not to tell anyone, especially Gibbs," Tony said.

"Don't worry, I won't," Abby said.

Two Weeks Later…

Abby was mourning the loss of her free Caf-Pow's when Palmer walked in.

"Hey Abby," Palmer said.

"Hey Jimmy, what brings you up here?" Abby said.

"Boredom," Palmer said. Abby's eyes widened.

"Want to hear a secret?" Abby asked.

"Sure," Jimmy said.

"Guess who I caught sucking face in the elevator two weeks ago," Abby said.

"I don't know," Palmer said.

"Tony and Ziva," Abby said.

"What?" Palmer said, his eyes growing wide.

"Yeah, and then I promised not to tell if they bought me Caf-Pow for two weeks," Abby said.

"Well, you're telling me," Palmer pointed out.

"Well, the two weeks was up today, besides, it's not like I'm going to tell Gibbs," Abby said trailing off. "He's right behind me, isn't he?" Both Palmer and Abby slowly turned around and came face to face with the steely blue eyes Leroy Jethro Gibbs.

"They did what in my office?" Gibbs asked, his voice strained as if he was trying to keep his temper under control.

"Uh, I think I hear Dr. Mallard calling me," Palmer said before running out of the lab.

"I'll repeat myself; they did what in my office?" Gibbs said after Palmer had left.

"Who did what where, Gibbs?" Abby said, trying to cover up her mistake.

"Abs," Gibbs warned.

"Okay, two of your agents may or may not have had an extremely hot make out session in the elevator that would have kept on going until one of said agents spotted the camera in the elevator," Abby said.

"And which two agents are you talking about?" Gibbs asked, knowing that he probably already knew the answer.

"TonyandZiva," Abby said quickly.

"What was that, Abby?" Gibbs asked. Abby squirmed under Gibbs's stare.

"Tony and Ziva," Abby said slowly. Gibbs took Abby by her upper arm and led her out of the lab.

"Where are we going Gibbs?" Abby asked fearfully.

"To the bullpen," Gibbs said.

"Gibbs," Abby whined. "You can't tell them that I told."

"To bad," Gibbs said as he pressed the button for the elevator. The elevator dinged and the doors slide opened revealing Tony and Ziva standing inside. Gibbs let go of Abby's arm. "You can go back to your lab," Gibbs said. Abby hurried away with full intent of spying when Gibbs yelled her name. "And Abby, no spying."

"Gibbs, I would never," Abby said. She was cut off, however, by the deathly glare that Gibbs sent her. "Yes sir, no spying."

"Abby, don't call me sir," Gibbs said.

"Yes ma'am, no spying," Abby said and then ran off towards her lab. Gibbs turned back to look at his agents.

"You two, back in, NOW!" Gibbs said. Both Tony and Ziva both turned on their heels and went back into the elevator, their heads hung as if they were headed to their execution.

Abby opened the footage from the elevator just in time to see both Tony and Ziva get smacked on the back of the head. Abby giggled as she watched Tony and Ziva get off of the elevator at the bullpen. Her smile changed when she realized that Gibbs hadn't gotten off.

"Crap," Abby said as she hurriedly exited out of the elevator footage just in time to hear the elevator ding. Gibbs walked in and walked straight over to Abby.

"Abs," Gibbs said.

"Yes, my silver fox?" Abby said. Gibbs didn't respond, but instead swatted her butt twice. "What was that for?"

"One was for spying after I told you not to and the other was for tattling," Gibbs said. Abby opened her mouth to speak, but Gibbs placed his finger over her lips.

"I warned you that it wouldn't be on the head."

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