Roy's Answering Machine

by Fists of Feury

Mustang's very own answering machine, finally! Will he ever call any of them back? How many death threats will he get? Will Armstrong ever stop callng? WILL THE IDENTITIES OF MR. FLUFFIKINS AND SNUGGLEBEAR BE REVEALED? Read and find out!

2. Part II

Phone Messages (cont.)

Roy: "I can't take much more of this. What's next?"

Answering machine: "ROY MY DEAR FELLOW! IT SEEMS THAT THE ANSWERING MACHINE CUT ME OFF! I HAVE TO REMEMBER TO LENGTHEN THE MESSAGE TIME! NOW, BACK TO MY STORY: THE IDEA CAME TO HIM WHEN HE FOUND A-(beep)

Roy: "I thought I blocked his number! Hawkeye!"

Hawkeye: "Yes, sir."

Roy: "Didn't I tell you to block Armstrong's number?"

Hawkeye: "Well sir, it seems that he blocked people from blocking his number."

Roy: "IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!"

Hawkeye: "Seems so, sir."

Roy: "DAMMIT! Next message!"

Answering machine: "Sixth message" (beep): Roy! You better have a good explanation for this! Laura, my sweet Laura, you stole her away from me! Gimme back my girlfriend you fiend! That's it! I challenge you to a face-off! I'll win her back yet! Just you wait, Mustang, JUST YOU WAIT! (beep)

Roy: "Looks like Havoc got dumped again."

Hawkeye: "And just who is this Laura?"

Roy: "…no one…"

Answering machine: "Seventh message" (beep): Hey! It's Sheska! I made a copy of all those files you requested, sir. Looks like Scar is residing in a near city to the East. Rumor has it he's after you. I'd keep a close eye on him if I were you. (beep)

Roy: "Why would he be chasing after me?"

Answering machine: "Eighth message" (beep): You know who this is. You have something of mine that I'm looking for. And DON'T think playing dumb with me is going to work either. You have Mr. Fluffikins. Meet me at the West Command Center with him or so help me God I will send you up to the heavens where you belong you dirty Alchemist! (beep)

Hawkeye: "Was that Scar?"

Roy: "Looks like it. Mr. Fluffikins he said? Man this is getting weird."

Answering machine: "Ninth message" (beep): Hey, this is Alphonse Elric reporting in. Sorry about the earlier message, brother has trouble controlling his temper sometimes…('I meant every work I said!')…Brother! Eh, well, anyway we found a lead on the Philosopher's Stone. I'll be waiting for you call. ('Give me the phone, I wanna talk to that guy!') No! This is no time for arguments, Ed! (I said gimme the phone!) No! (Al!!!!!!!!!) (beep)

Roy: (sigh) "Looks like I'll be hearing from Ed sometime soon."

End of pt. 2