Roy's Answering Machine

by Fists of Feury

Mustang's very own answering machine, finally! Will he ever call any of them back? How many death threats will he get? Will Armstrong ever stop callng? WILL THE IDENTITIES OF MR. FLUFFIKINS AND SNUGGLEBEAR BE REVEALED? Read and find out!

4. Part IV

Phone Messages

The following takes between 4 PM and 5 PM (haha 24 ripoff :P)

Roy: "This day could not get any worse. (sigh) Better check the inbox."

Answering machine: "You have 4…."

Roy: "Oh thank God…"

Answering machine: "….thousand new messages."

Roy: "DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!"

Answering machine: "First message" (beep) : Um……hi…..um…..I was wondering….well…..if I could speak to Havoc…..we met once before, I'm Armstrong's sister…..I didn't know which number to call so I called this one…um...okay…bye…I guess-

Roy: "Doesn't Havoc have his own number?"

Answering machine: COLONEL MUSTANG! HELLO THERE! IT SEEMS THE SILLY ANSWERING MACHINE CUT ME OFF AGAIN! I-(deletes message)

Roy: "I THOUGHT HE TOOK A VACATION!"

Answering machine: "Next message" (beep): Heeeeey its Laura ♥. Just wanted to say that last night was fantastic. I never knew you could bend like that. I want you so much right now(deletes message)

Hawkeye: "Who was that?"

Roy: "Like I said….no one…"

Answering machine: "Next message" (beep): I guess I finally got the right number. You might know me, the names Greed. You've been steelin' all the women away from me. Think you can outsmart me, can you? CAN YOU? Stay off my turf, flame boy, or bad things are gonna happen. (beep)

Roy: "Which death threat was that, the 419th?"

Hawkeye: "420th, sir."

Roy: "Riiiight, riiiight. Next message."

Answering machine: "Next message" (beep) MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD,AND THEIR LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS,
DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, I CAN TEACH YOU,
BUT I HAVE TO CHARGE! MY MILKSHAKE-(beep)

Roy: "…Well…looks like Feury and the boys got drunk again…"

Answering machine: "Next message" (beep): "I can't believe you. Of all the depraved Alchemist…first Mr. Fluffikins, now SNUGGLEBEAR?! WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD ARE YOU? I'll find you, I SWEAR IT! (beep)

Roy: "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!"

End of Pt. 4

Heeeey guys! Thank you for all your reviews, they mean a lot, really! Well, as some of you may know, I get writers block and I need a little help here. I'll take one suggestion from whichever I think is the best, or maybe I'll use more than one, who knows! I know there's more to write about but I wrote four of these in one day so bear with me here. Thanks again!

K.U.