Phone Messages
Roy: "Finally, a nice, peaceful day with no worries. And look, only ONE message today. Give me your best shot!"
Answering machine: "You have one new message. First message" (beep): It's me again. This time, I have your little friends with me (Ed: "Help, we've been kidnapped!")(Al: "It's dark in here!")(Ed: "I wanna go home!")(Al: "I have to go to the bathroom!") QUIET! You know what I want. Mr. Fluffikins and Snugglebear come to me UNHARMED, or feel the wrath of my right hand! FEAR IT! (Ed: "Give him what he wants, Roy, he's serious!")(Al: "Don't leave us here!")(Ed: I wanna live! I wanna live!!! I-…why is it wet?")(Al: "He-he, sorry brother…)(Ed: Al!!!!!!!)(beep)
Roy: "My God, he's taken them hostage! Only one thing to do…"
Hawkeye: "Call him back, sir?"
Roy: "Nah, that requires effort on my part. Dispatch the emergency squad and bring them back here!"
Hawkeye: "Um, yes, sir."
Roy: "That's it…THAT'S IT! No more messages! HA! I won. I WON! This calls for celebration doughnuts! Hawkeye, wait here while I pick them up."
Hawkeye: "Yes, sir!"
(Roy leaves for just five minutes and comes back.)
Roy: "I'm baaaack! With doughnuts! Care for one, Hawkeye?"
Hawkeye: "Just one, sir."
Roy: "Splendid! Hey wait…what's that beeping sound I hear?" (approaches answering machine, presses button)
Answering machine: "You have….43 new messages."
Roy: "THAT MANY IN JUST FIVE MINUTES?! Hawkeye, why didn't you pick up the phone?!"
Hawkeye: "You never asked me too, sir."
Roy: "…Hawkeye…"
Hawkeye: "Yes, sir?"
Roy: "I hate my life TT."
End Pt. 5
Short, I know. For my next one, fangirls get a turn to leave messages! Just leave a message in the reviews and they'll be posted :). Thanks again for all your support!
Oh! Almost forgot! Roy-Fan-33 drew fanart for Chapter 4, so copy and paste this link into your URL to see: