Roy's Answering Machine

by Fists of Feury

Mustang's very own answering machine, finally! Will he ever call any of them back? How many death threats will he get? Will Armstrong ever stop callng? WILL THE IDENTITIES OF MR. FLUFFIKINS AND SNUGGLEBEAR BE REVEALED? Read and find out!

6. Part VI

Phone Messages

Roy: "Happy 4th of July everyone!"

Hawkeye: "Who are you talking to?"

Roy: "Like I said before…no one…"

Answering machine: "You have…60 new messages."

Roy: "Oh dear God, here we go."

Answering machine: "First message" (beep): COOOOOOOOKIESSS. ME WANT COOKIES. SOOOO HUNGRY! GIMME GIMME! (beep)

Roy: "Wasn't that one of the Homunculi? Moving right along…"

Answering machine: "Next message" (beep): Hey there, this is Ed and Al's trainer, Izumi. I'm thinking of making a visit up there to see the boys. I'll be there in two days. I'm looking forward to see their bright and shining faces! If I find them in any kind of danger, it'll be your head! (beep)

Roy: "Hey Hawkeye."

Hawkeye: "Sir?"

Roy: "Did we ever find the Elric brothers?"

Hawkeye: "No, sir, not yet. We should be able to get them back in time. When did she call?"

Roy: "…A day and a half ago…"

Hawkeye: "…"

Answering machine: "Next message" (beep): Potter! I knew I'd find you. All you know has come to an end. I, Lord Vuldemort, have become the most powerful wizard in the world! Bow down before more awesome power!!!!!!!!!!-(deletes message)

Roy: "YOURE IN THE WRONG FANFIC!"

Answering machine: "Next message" (beep): (heavy breathing) I'm coming for you, Mustang...(more heavy breathing)… your body will be mine! Muahahahaa!(beep)

Roy: "Didn't I tell you to turn on the FGF?"

Hawkeye: "What's the FGF, sir?"

Roy: "The Fangirl Filter!"

End of Pt. 6

Here's the site for the fanart, this should go through fine through the filter: http(colon)//www(dot)deviantart(dot)com/deviation/59024546