Roy's Answering Machine

by Fists of Feury

Mustang's very own answering machine, finally! Will he ever call any of them back? How many death threats will he get? Will Armstrong ever stop callng? WILL THE IDENTITIES OF MR. FLUFFIKINS AND SNUGGLEBEAR BE REVEALED? Read and find out!

8. Part VIII

Phone Messages

//Random Note//: Can you spot a reference to another anime:3.

Roy: "This new answering machine better have caller ID."

Hawkeye: "The phone has the caller ID, not the answering machine, sir."

Roy: "Can't I have dreams?"

Answering machine: "First message" (beep): Ed? Al? This is Winry speaking. You still promised to buy me more mechanical supplies for my shop! I want a new wrench and some bolts and a new screw driver and a welder and a-(beep)

Roy: "Does she ever shut up?!"

Answering machine: "Next message" (beep). Hello there Roy dear, this is your grandmother calling. You never come to visit me anymore, why is that? It's so lonely over here. You haven't returned any of my phone calls. I baked you some cookies, you should swing by and have some. Well, I'll be seeing you, sweetie. Mwah! (beep)

Roy: "…This is so embarrassing…"

Answering machine: "Next message" (beep): Arittakeno yume o kakiatsume, sagashi mono sagashini yuku no sa, POCKET no COIN, soreto YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND? WE ARE, WE ARE ON THE CRUUUUUUUUISE! WE ARE!(beep)

Roy: "FEURY!!!!!"

Answering machine: "Next message" (beep): Hey Mustang, it's Fallman. There's a documentary of sea lions on the Discovery Channel, you gotta see this! (beep)

Roy: "HOT DIGGITY-DOG!" (runs to the TV)

End Pt. 8

Short, I know. But hey, who DOESN'T like the Discovery Channel? xD