Author's Note : I'm in hysterics right now. And I'm laughing so hard I could hardly breathe. I would like to apologize for the huge mistake I made. I'm also writing a story in fictionpress and I sort of uploaded that one up. Oops. I'm really really sorry. Here's the real Dia Cullen Chapter 16. Sorry. I'm terrible. Peace out!

Dia Cullen

She's 15. She's half-vamp. And she's running with the Cullens.

"So um ... who's his girlfriend?"

Elizabeth was still bugging me about these questions about Edward.

And I didn't think she was going to stop. To make things worse, I don't know how to stop her.

"Bella."

"Where did they meet?"

"In Washington."

"She's in America right now? So they're just maintaining a long distance relationship?"

"No. Actually Bella's my sister. All my foster siblings are together."

"What?!" she asked in a tone of disbelief. "Tell me that's not true!"

We were in Science class now and I excused myself to let the very last teacher on my list sign.

"Hi there," she said in a serene voice.

"Hello."

"Don't tell me. You're Dia Cullen, right?" she smiled.

"Yes."

"I'm sorry, I forgot my manners. My sister's also a Science teacher in 4th year and your other siblings are with her and we were talking about you at lunch. I'm Miss Ferguson," she shook my hand.

At least Emmett or Rosalie or Jasper didn't tell the other Miss Ferguson my full name.

"What can I do for you?"

"I was wondering if you could sign this slip Miss Maud gave me this morning."

She took the paper I handed her. "No problem. You could introduce yourself if you want to."

"Um ..."

She laughed and handed me back the paper. "Go on and take a seat."

"Thanks, Miss Ferguson."

Elizabeth introduced me to her two girlfriends Samantha Kim and Layla Brown. They were cousins and they both had the same shade of light brown hair and hazel eyes. She couldn't stop telling them about my "hot" brother and they were interested in the conversation. I was very amused. At least I could get back at him for what he did to me at lunch. I'll make sure that everyone in Rosalie's car gets a load of this.

"Is Bella pretty?" Layla asked me.

"She is. And I'm not only saying that because she's my sister," I told her.

Miss Ferguson chose to give us seat works than discussions today and she didn't mind our mindless chattering.

"They all are pretty, Layla," Samantha smiled at me. "My older sister told me that you're dad's really hot, Dia. If you don't mind me saying that."

"Um ... it's kind of weird to hear that but I don't mind."

Samantha laughed. "She's an intern there in St. Martin's Hospital."

"Uh-huh." That must be where Dr. C was working now. I tone him out every time he talks about the hospital.

"And your parents don't mind, Dia? That their adopted children are together?" Elizabeth continued to bombard me.

"Not at all."

I doodled on my paper while most of my classmates were still answering. Miss Ferguson said that we could pass our papers if we're done but I decided to wait for Elizabeth and Samantha and Layla.

"Oh my god! There he is girls!" Elizabeth squealed.

I looked up and found Edward standing next to the door.

"Maybe he came for you," Layla teased.

I stood up from my seat laughing softly and passed my paper.

"Good job, Miss Cullen," Miss Ferguson beamed at me.

"Not really. You haven't even checked it yet. So I can go now, Miss Ferguson?"

"Sure. Hey, is that your brother out there?" she clicked her head to Edward's direction.

I tried to hide my horror.

I mean, Miss Ferguson was pretty with her short blonde hair and all but she was my teacher. It was just weird.

"Yeah," I didn't wait for anymore of her scientific observations. I went back to my seat and packed my things.

"You're going already?" Elizabeth asked.

"Yeah. I totally forgot that Edward and I got something to do and he's looking pretty impatient."

"Awe, poo. He's not here for you, after all," Layla smiled.

"I'll see you guys tomorrow!" I waved and they said goodbye.