A tiny little part of this was inspired from one of my cheesy kung fu movies from the 80's. I collect them, you know. And not the ones with crappy American actors; I'm talking straight out of China, complete with awful dubs. I LUV EM!

Anyways, enjoy.

Unfortunately for Asuka, her little prank backfired on her the next day. Feng had emptied his bowels so much that he became weak and dehydrated, and therefore he laid in bed all day and forced Asuka to take care of him. YES Asuka tried to take advantage of his weakened state and kill him; unfortunately, Feng was still just a bit too good for her. A crushing fist to the gut was followed by an hour of scolding for her cowardly tactics. Needless to say, Feng was not in a very good mood today.

"WOMAN! MORE SOUP!" he called out, his hands behind his head propping him up in bed.

"Ugh, coming..." Asuka grumbled. She walked into the kitchen and filled Feng's bowl back up with miso soup, her stomach aching and breaths burning from the devastating punch Feng had hit her with. It amazed her just how powerful he was, even in a weakened state.

Asuka already knew he wouldn't eat it himself, so she reluctantly got back on the bed and started spoon-feeding him. She could have sworn she saw the slightest of grins every time the spoon went up to his lips and he slurped up the hot soup. He was loving this power over her.

"This is much better than yesterday's meal." Feng complimented.

"W-well... I d-didn't put anything special in this one." Asuka said replied with an awkward chuckle.

"I can excuse your childish attempt at getting one over on me... but I cannot approve of you attacking me in my sickness like a coward. You're a disgrace to martial arts."

"SHUT UP! I GET IT ALREADY!" Asuka yelled in his face. She was immediately met with a hand across her face, knocking her and the hot bowl of soup to the ground.

"I don't care if you get it." Feng continued. "I'm going to keep saying it until I BELIEVE you get it. Now get me some more soup!"

"Grrrr... you are such a bastard!" Asuka barked. With an angry sigh, she stomped back into the kitchen.

"God damn...bushy eyebrows...fuckin musclehead... braided ponytail..." Asuka grumbled with each ladle-full of soup she poured back into the bowl. "I'm gonna kill him one day... I swear to God..."

This failed assassination attempt had set Asuka back a bit in terms of morale. Once again she was feeling pretty damn hopeless now that she had been defeated by a severely weakened Feng who had just finished shitting out everything inside him. It seems like no matter what... she could never get one over on him. Once again, it was back to the drawing board.

Just when Asuka thought this was going to be another fruitless day... something incredible and unexpected happened. A voice, loud and aggressive, boomed through the cold mountain winds.

"FENG WEI! I CHALLENGE YOU!"

Asuka was not so much startled by the voice, as she was just plain shocked. This was such a secluded mountain that she didn't expect anyone to actually make their way up here all this way. She immediately put down her bowl of soup and ran out the door, praying that the police or some badass storybook hero was coming to rescue her.

In fact, there were TWO badass warriors: one was bald and the other had a Chinese braid protruding from the back of his head. In terms of attire, they were both wearing the same green kung fu pants with gold dragon design on them, as well as green robes. Even their faces were pretty similar, as they both wore the same murderous scowl.

But Asuka didn't care what they looked like; in her eyes, they were knights in shining armor.

"Thank God you came!" she squealed, bursting out the front door and staggering towards them, her arms wide and tits jiggling every-which direction in her sexy dress. Both the men's eyes immediately diverted downward.

"Uhhh... Older Brother, did Feng bring a whore all the way up here?" the braided one asked.

"Hmmm... so it seems, Younger Brother. I hope enjoyed his last lay!" the bald one yelled.

Asuka fell to her knees and looked up at them, her eyes full of tears.

"Please...save...me...he...kidnapped me...forced me to..."

"What are you talking about?" the bald one asked.

"I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" Asuka screamed. causing their heads to snap back a little.

"Hmm... so the coward has taken a woman hostage. He has no honor, Older Brother!" the braided one yelled.

"That much was apparent when he killed our master, Younger Brother." the bald one replied.

"Look, screw all that! We have to leave, NOW!" Asuka yelled, grabbing their arms and pulling. "Cmon, before he comes after us!"

"I think you don't understand why we're here, miss." the braided one said. "We are here to KILL Feng Wei and avenge our revered teacher that he brutally murdered!"

"Well, this might be the best time for you to do it." Asuka replied excitedly. "You see, I poisoned his ramen yesterday and-"

"HA! You won't beat me, regardless of circumstances!" a voice yelled from the doorway. The three of them turned their heads and saw Feng emerge, an arrogant smile on his face.

"So, the scoundrel reveals himself!" the bald one spat.

"Let us attack, Older Brother!"

"Not yet. First, I have something to say."

Feng approached the two of them, his legs staggering ever so slightly. He was still a little weak, but the hot meal had helped him out a bit.

"Feng Wei!" the bald one pointed. "We have come all the way to this great mountain to avenge our revered sifu, who you murdered. The man raised you, taught you everything you know... and you kill him with no shame. You are a disgrace to Kenpo and martial arts!"

"Hmph. Sifu was a tired old man whose ideals and principles were outdated." Feng scoffed. "I did him a favor by ending his long, worn out life and allowing a new generation to thrive!"

"How dare you disrespect sifu's name!" the braided one spat. "You were always a troublesome student, so full of yourself and overly aggressive. I always thought you didn't belong with us."

"You're right... I don't belong with you. Because I'm far greater than you or any of the other students could ever aspire to be!" Feng retorted.

"Grrrrr... I'VE HEARD ENOUGH, OLDER BROTHER!" the braided one yelled.

"You're right, Younger Brother." the bald one replied. "FENG WEI! PREPARE TO DIE!"

"Hmph. I accept your feeble challenge. But first, I need a minute to prepare."

Without warning, Feng snatched Asuka's arm and dragged her back into the house.

"Hey! Lemme go! Ughhh!"

The two of them went back in the house and shut the door. When they were back inside, Feng immediately went towards the bedroom.

"What are you doing? Are you going to run?" Asuka asked.

"Of course not! I intend to fight and destroy them, no matter how I'm feeling. But first, I need you to do something.

"Ummm...what?"

Without warning, Feng slipped off his pants and crawled onto the bed. Asuka's eyes immediately widened when she heard his next words:

"I need pleasure."

"UGHHH what the fuck! You're about to fight to the death, man!" Asuka replied, looking away in disgust,

"And I'm not in 100 percent condition. Haven't you heard the story of the Kung Fu Warlord? He was challenged by a famous and deadly fighter one day, so he had sex to clear his mind and relax his spirit. He was able to defeat his opponent after he was sexually satisfied and free of stress. That's why I need you to make love to me now!"

"What, you want me to give you an advantage? Hell no! I'm not fucking you if it means you'll fight better! I want you to LOSE!"

"I'm going to win no matter what, so if you don't pleasure me now then I will punish you later. Now hurry!"

"Grrrrr... god damn you Feng. Damn you to hell!"

Feng laid back against the pillow and spread his legs a little, letting his limp member hang in Asuka's direction. With a few embarrassed groans, Asuka got on the bed and started stroking him. She had her eyes closed tight as she flopped his member around in her hands until it started to get rigid.

"Uhnn...that's good... now keep going! Take it up a notch."

Asuka looked up at him, her face painfully twisted. Deep down she knew what he was asking, and she really didn't want to oblige. But the fear of Feng's wrath on the chance that he survived this battle was enough incentive for her not to go against him.

With a gulp and a whimper, Asuka leaned down and started licking his tip. The cold wet sensation immediately made it stand straight up, not an inch of softness left in it. She licked it upwards a few more times, all the way up to his urethra.

"Yessss...keep going...!"

Asuka put her mouth on it finally and started going up and down, slurping sounds following as her wet mouth was engorged with his member. She went down all the way a few times, feeling his tip touch her throat. She pulled out slowly with a gag, strings of saliva hanging from her mouth and his dick afterwards.

"Go ahead and turn around. There's no time to lose." Feng commanded.

"Oh god... here it comes..." Asuka groaned, dreading the thought of having to subject herself to this degradation once again.

She turned around and the next thing she felt was her dress being lifted up. Since she had no underwear, her bare ass and pussy were wide open. Feng grabbed her by the hips and slowly lowered her into his lap, his dick sliding all the way into her warm slick cavern.

Asuka was lucky she didn't have to look; all she had to do was shut her eyes tight and ride it out. And ride they did.

"Oh shit! Ohhh shit! Ughhh... ohhh... shiiit!" Asuka yelled, her uncomfortable expression intensifying every time his member slammed into her depths. He had her by the hips and was bouncing her up and down, her ass cheeks squishing flat like pancakes against his lap every time she collided with his pelvis. Up and down her body bounced like she was on a mechanical bull, her breasts flying uncontrollably in all directions inside her dress, her nipples even popping out a few times.

"Uhhhh..ahhhhh... yessss!" Feng hissed with pleasure. He stopped bouncing her for a second and sat upright, allowing her body to be closer to his. He slipped his hands inside her dress and fondled her tits as the wild ride continued. His thrusting was even faster, like a metronome in overdrive. Her body was like a vibrating chair as her yells came out in pieces.

"OHHH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH SHIII-III-III-II-II-IIII-III-IIIT-T-T-T-T!"

"Gurrrgh! Gaaaa-AHHH!" Feng howled as he fell over and collapsed against Asuka, pinning her against the bed. He pumped inside her from behind with all his might until his warm seed came flooding out and burst inside her. Asuka squealed at the feeling of his nasty goo inside her once again. It was a horrible, horrible feeling and she could only pray she didn't have his evil offspring one day.

"Huff...huff...huff... y-you're a good...lover..." Feng panted.

"Yeah yeah. Just get the fuck off me, you disgusting pig." Asuka spat. She immediately distanced herself from Feng and walked away as fast as possible.

"FENG WEI! WE ARE TIRED OF WAITING!" one of the brothers called out from outside.

"I'M COMING! YOU SHOULD NOT BE SO EAGER FOR DEATH!" Feng replied. He slipped on his pants and stretched a few times, still feeling a little weak. Before walking back out, he took a long gulp of water to make extra sure he was properly hydrated.

The door flung open and out walked Feng, Asuka walking meekly behind him. Feng was brimming with confidence, and Asuka was crying in shame. She was praying right now for his defeat; there would be no greater sight in the world than his lifeless body laying in the dirt.

"So you finally come, coward!" the bald one yelled pointing dramatically.

"So tell me... will you come one at a time or together?" Feng asked, a smile on his face.

"TOGETHER!"

The bald one lunged forward with a tornado kick which was dodged easily. As soon as his foot whizzed past Feng's head, the braided one leaped in and threw a sweep kick. Feng was light on his feet and managed to jump back, but the attacks kept coming. The bald one threw a high palm which was blocked, while the braided one threw a low kick, which was checked. Feng countered with a palm to the bald one's chest, which knocked him back a few feet. The braided one circled around and tried to high kick Feng from behind. Feng caught his ankle and countered with a leg trip followed by a hammer fist, knocking him down forcefully into the ground and smashing his stomach.

"Hnnnnngh!" he choked out, his voice a pathetic whimper.

Feng turned his attention to the bald one and their hands met. Feng threw a palm which was knocked away, followed by a straight right which the bald one swayed to avoid. The bald one countered with a body kick, knocking Feng back a few inches. He continued the combo with a straight right, followed by a looping hook. Feng managed to dodge the attacks and threw a double palm which didn't hurt much, but managed to push him away and give the two fighters some distance.

The braided one finally got back to his feet and the two brothers circled Feng, a dramatic silence filling the mountains. Asuka watched on eagerly, her hands pressed together in prayer.

The two brothers threw a roundhouse simultaneously, but Feng put both his arms up and absorbed the full force of the blows. They spun around with a flying roundhouse, but Feng swayed his head back and the feet whizzed past him. They went low with a double sweep kick, but Feng leaped high into the air and landed behind them. With a thrust of his palms, he knocked the two of them facefirst into the dirt.

"Huff...huff... he is strong... Older Brother... ptewww!" the braided one said, spitting out dirt.

"But he cannot beat both of us together... Younger Brother..." the bald one replied calmly. He got back to his feet and extended his hand, helping his brother back up to his feet as well.

The two brothers went in opposite directions and closed in on Feng from both sides. Feng ducked under the bald one's punch and countered with a chop to his chest. The braided one threw a leg kick followed by a spinning roundhouse. Feng dodged the kick and the braided one followed up with a couple of jabs, but Feng caught his arm and grabbed his shoulder, pulling him close to him. As the braided one's body was jerked forward at full speed, a backwards forearm to his face broke his nose and sent him tumbling back into the dirt. A pool of blood formed on the ground as it flowed from his nose like a river.

The bald one recovered from the chest hit and closed distance, throwing several hard lefts and rights. He went high and low, trying to mix it up and catch Feng off guard. Unfortunately, Feng was too fast and parried all his strikes.

"Heh heh! HAHAHAHA!" Feng cackled as he caught both of the bald one's wrists. He tugged at Feng in vain, trapped in his tight grip.

"Guhh! Gyaaah! H-help me! Younger Brother!"

But the braided one was still rolling around in pain, spitting blood from his mouth. He had made the mistake of trying to blow his broken nose, and it caused his eyes to immediately swell shut from the pressure. He was blind and in terrible pain, effectively making him useless.

"Your pathetic brother can't help you now. DIE!"

Feng let go of the bald one's hands and brought the rigid bone of his palms slamming into each side of his head. The bald one cried out as his entire world became fuzzy and distorted. He wobbled around, trying to regain his senses but to no avail.

"TAAAAAAH!" Feng cried out as he lunged forward and threw a devastating fist with the same force he used to practice on mountains. The fist soared forward like a torpedo and smashed the sternum, severing the ribs connected to is as well. The ribs broke off and riddled his body, creating multiple contusions inside him as he bled internally. Blood poured from his mouth as he coughed up gobs of it.

Asuka could only watch with tears in her eyes as he fell to the ground, dead.

"B-Brother! BROTHER!" the braided one cried out. He got up and started feeling around, desperate to sense some semblance of his brother's well being.

"He's dead." Feng said bluntly.

"NOOO! YOU SON OF A... I'LL KILL YOU!"

"You should have know this was your fate as soon as you climbed this mountain. Now, allow me to let you JOIN HIM!"

Feng threw a spinning roundhouse that connected with his jaw, twisting his head so fast that his neck snapped instantly.

"NOOOO!" Asuka wailed as the last of her two saviors fell to the ground with a death rattle.

Feng dusted off his hands and walked back over to Asuka, his face as stoic as ever.

"It is done."

Asuka got back to her feet, tears in her eyes, and looked at him with all of her pent up fury.

"I wish...YOU WOULD JUST DIE!"

"Hmph. Perhaps if you had joined in, the three of you could have stood a chance. Now come inside, so we can eat."

"B-but... what about the bodies?"

"I will deal with them later. Now come."

The door slammed and Asuka was left there, tears pouring as she fell to her knees. Her only hope of escaping... laying there dead in the dirt. She cursed herself for her weakness and for not having the courage to stand up and take Feng on as well. With her assistance... could they have beaten him?

Just like that, she was back to the drawing board once again.

That night Feng slept peacefully, having seemingly recovered from the effects of Asuka's prank. He cradled the naked Asuka in his arms, having unleashed his libido on her a second time. Asuka was having trouble sleeping as usual, so she was deep in thought. She thought about how she had been going about this ever since she got stuck here. She had tried dirty underhanded tactics to try and get one over on Feng, and that was a direct result of a lack of confidence. As long as she didn't BELIEVE she could beat Feng, she never would.

"I've got to change..." she whispered. "I've got to change..."

She continued uttering those four words over and over until she finally drifted off to sleep.

MEANWHILE, IN A CHINESE HOTEL...

"Thank heavens my trip here was smooth, with no issues." Lili giggled. "Thought I REALLY should have told Sebastian... ah well, finding Asuka is something that I must have the strength to do on my own. My hunt shall begin tomorrow. But... I have no idea where to look first! Oh Asuka... wherever you are, I hope you're okay..."

With that last lingering thought, Lili nestled down under her sheets and drifted off to sleep.