p style="text-align: center;"strongI own nothing except for Hatter./strong/p
p style="text-align: center;"strongAlso, I didn't know what to do for the timescale relative to ours. So Bowser has only been kidnapping Peach for 20-ish years, as opposed to the 34 years since the first game came out. /strong/p
p style="text-align: left;" /p
p style="text-align: left;"Bowser was still in a mood. It had been a day since the failed wedding, and Bowser mostly sulked in his chambers or paced around the castle, snapping at any one who got in his way./p
p style="text-align: left;"Hatter knew how to cheer Bowser up. The failed wedding meant that his goals had also failed to be accomplished, so he knew what Bowser was feeling./p
p style="text-align: left;"Hatter entered Bowser's bed room cautiously, where he saw the King sitting on his bed with his arms crossed, looking for all the world like a child sulking because something didn't go his way./p
p style="text-align: left;""Bowser?" said Hatter. Bowser looked up./p
p style="text-align: left;""What?" he asked crossly./p
p style="text-align: left;""I have an idea on how to kidnap Peach."/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bowser's eyes lit up. He was interested, like Hatter knew he would be./p
p style="text-align: left;""So, I heard from your spies that Peach is traveling, with Tiara, I might add."/p
p style="text-align: left;""I already knew that," said Bowser./p
p style="text-align: left;""Of course," said Hatter. "Because of this, she'll be cautious and won't let anyone near her, especially not someone wearing a big white hat."/p
p style="text-align: left;""So, what you're saying is we can't do what we did last time," Bowser said./p
p style="text-align: left;""Correct. But, if we can find someone very close to Peach, who also wears a hat a lot of the time, I could capture them, and then transform into their hat, and Peach wouldn't suspect a thing."/p
p style="text-align: left;""I understand," said Bowser. "But who can we capture? The stupid toads never wear hats, and we can't take Mario, that's for sure, but what about... Luigi!"/p
p style="text-align: left;""Luigi. Perfect," agree /-/p
p style="text-align: left;"3 days earlier.../p
p style="text-align: left;""Ship's fixed!" a red koopa told Bowser as he got aboard the airship./p
p style="text-align: left;""Great," said Bowser. "Take off when you are ready. I'm done here."/p
p style="text-align: left;"The koopa resisted the urge to ask Bowser why he now held a tiara, or why he now wore a white top-hat, or why he was now wearing a white wedding tuxedo./p
p style="text-align: left;"Back in Bowser's cabin, Bowser released the tiara named Tiara, and Hatter flew off of his head./p
p style="text-align: left;""Okay. We've kidnapped your friend. Now, can you tell me why? Wait, hold on."/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bowser roared, and a shy guy came running. Bowser handed him Tiara./p
p style="text-align: left;""Lock this up in a drawer somewhere," Bowser instructed him. The shy guy nodded and left./p
p style="text-align: left;""Okay, continue," said Bowser./p
p style="text-align: left;""Well, um, you see, I um, kind of, love... her..."/p
p style="text-align: left;""What?" said Bowser./p
p style="text-align: left;""She, er, doesn't..."/p
p style="text-align: left;""Oh. I understand now."/p
p style="text-align: left;""You do?" asked Hatter, relieved./p
p style="text-align: left;""For the past couple of decades I've been kidnapping a girl I love. In fact, that's what we're going to do right now."/p
p style="text-align: left;""Really? Okay!" Hatter was glad he didn't have to awkwardly explain his motives./p
p style="text-align: left;"Bowser looked around, then down at his new clothes. "So, you can, like, magically make clothing?"/p
p style="text-align: left;""Yeah."/p
p style="text-align: left;""And you can transform, hit things?"/p
p style="text-align: left;""Yup."/p
p style="text-align: left;""And, you can possess things..."/p
p style="text-align: left;""Yes."/p
p style="text-align: left;""... I have an idea"/p
p style="text-align: left;"-/p
p style="text-align: left;"Forward to the present.../p
p style="text-align: left;"The boo was scared./p
p style="text-align: left;"He knew that he played the pivotal role in this plan. If he failed, results could range from absolutely nothing to King Bowser being captured./p
p style="text-align: left;"The boo inhaled, not even getting any air, and then phased through the wall of Mario and Luigi's home. Just as he had been told, only Luigi lay in his bed. The boo pretend-breathed again... and did the signature a href=" watch?v=9eZVS7Q3aRg" target="_blank"boo laugh/a, then phased into the next room over. He listened closely, and heard Luigi jolt awake. The boo laughed again, then moved another room closer to the front door./p
p style="text-align: left;"Luigi grabbed his flashlight and Poltergust, and went to the second room. He shone his flashlight around, but saw nothing. Then he heard a boo's laugh from outside. Luigi creaked open the door. He spotted the boo, who hid his face, and ran towards it. Then he felt something hit the back of his head, and everything began to spin. Then Luigi fell unconscious./p
p style="text-align: center;"strongAlso, I didn't know what to do for the timescale relative to ours. So Bowser has only been kidnapping Peach for 20-ish years, as opposed to the 34 years since the first game came out. /strong/p
p style="text-align: left;" /p
p style="text-align: left;"Bowser was still in a mood. It had been a day since the failed wedding, and Bowser mostly sulked in his chambers or paced around the castle, snapping at any one who got in his way./p
p style="text-align: left;"Hatter knew how to cheer Bowser up. The failed wedding meant that his goals had also failed to be accomplished, so he knew what Bowser was feeling./p
p style="text-align: left;"Hatter entered Bowser's bed room cautiously, where he saw the King sitting on his bed with his arms crossed, looking for all the world like a child sulking because something didn't go his way./p
p style="text-align: left;""Bowser?" said Hatter. Bowser looked up./p
p style="text-align: left;""What?" he asked crossly./p
p style="text-align: left;""I have an idea on how to kidnap Peach."/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bowser's eyes lit up. He was interested, like Hatter knew he would be./p
p style="text-align: left;""So, I heard from your spies that Peach is traveling, with Tiara, I might add."/p
p style="text-align: left;""I already knew that," said Bowser./p
p style="text-align: left;""Of course," said Hatter. "Because of this, she'll be cautious and won't let anyone near her, especially not someone wearing a big white hat."/p
p style="text-align: left;""So, what you're saying is we can't do what we did last time," Bowser said./p
p style="text-align: left;""Correct. But, if we can find someone very close to Peach, who also wears a hat a lot of the time, I could capture them, and then transform into their hat, and Peach wouldn't suspect a thing."/p
p style="text-align: left;""I understand," said Bowser. "But who can we capture? The stupid toads never wear hats, and we can't take Mario, that's for sure, but what about... Luigi!"/p
p style="text-align: left;""Luigi. Perfect," agree /-/p
p style="text-align: left;"3 days earlier.../p
p style="text-align: left;""Ship's fixed!" a red koopa told Bowser as he got aboard the airship./p
p style="text-align: left;""Great," said Bowser. "Take off when you are ready. I'm done here."/p
p style="text-align: left;"The koopa resisted the urge to ask Bowser why he now held a tiara, or why he now wore a white top-hat, or why he was now wearing a white wedding tuxedo./p
p style="text-align: left;"Back in Bowser's cabin, Bowser released the tiara named Tiara, and Hatter flew off of his head./p
p style="text-align: left;""Okay. We've kidnapped your friend. Now, can you tell me why? Wait, hold on."/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bowser roared, and a shy guy came running. Bowser handed him Tiara./p
p style="text-align: left;""Lock this up in a drawer somewhere," Bowser instructed him. The shy guy nodded and left./p
p style="text-align: left;""Okay, continue," said Bowser./p
p style="text-align: left;""Well, um, you see, I um, kind of, love... her..."/p
p style="text-align: left;""What?" said Bowser./p
p style="text-align: left;""She, er, doesn't..."/p
p style="text-align: left;""Oh. I understand now."/p
p style="text-align: left;""You do?" asked Hatter, relieved./p
p style="text-align: left;""For the past couple of decades I've been kidnapping a girl I love. In fact, that's what we're going to do right now."/p
p style="text-align: left;""Really? Okay!" Hatter was glad he didn't have to awkwardly explain his motives./p
p style="text-align: left;"Bowser looked around, then down at his new clothes. "So, you can, like, magically make clothing?"/p
p style="text-align: left;""Yeah."/p
p style="text-align: left;""And you can transform, hit things?"/p
p style="text-align: left;""Yup."/p
p style="text-align: left;""And, you can possess things..."/p
p style="text-align: left;""Yes."/p
p style="text-align: left;""... I have an idea"/p
p style="text-align: left;"-/p
p style="text-align: left;"Forward to the present.../p
p style="text-align: left;"The boo was scared./p
p style="text-align: left;"He knew that he played the pivotal role in this plan. If he failed, results could range from absolutely nothing to King Bowser being captured./p
p style="text-align: left;"The boo inhaled, not even getting any air, and then phased through the wall of Mario and Luigi's home. Just as he had been told, only Luigi lay in his bed. The boo pretend-breathed again... and did the signature a href=" watch?v=9eZVS7Q3aRg" target="_blank"boo laugh/a, then phased into the next room over. He listened closely, and heard Luigi jolt awake. The boo laughed again, then moved another room closer to the front door./p
p style="text-align: left;"Luigi grabbed his flashlight and Poltergust, and went to the second room. He shone his flashlight around, but saw nothing. Then he heard a boo's laugh from outside. Luigi creaked open the door. He spotted the boo, who hid his face, and ran towards it. Then he felt something hit the back of his head, and everything began to spin. Then Luigi fell unconscious./p