"God, this can't be happening again." Penny groaned as she put her hands over her ears.
"Do they honestly think they're being quiet?" Charlie said chiming in. She flopped over onto her stomach and put her pillow over her head. Once again, their fathers were getting a little bit too physical and being a little too loud.
"This is the third time this month that they've done this." Penny said. "I can't sleep knowing that they're - well, you know, doing it in there." Suddenly there was a knock on the door and it opened. Caleb and Andrew were both standing there in their plaid pajama pants with their hair standing up on all ends.
"You guys can hear it too, right?" Caleb said, his voice rough from sleep.
"You'd have to be deaf not to hear it!" Charlie exclaimed. "We as their children should not be subjected to hearing this type of thing ever!"
"Well, what can we do about it?" Andrew replied. "They'll get tired and settle down eventually, right?" Suddenly, they heard little feet pad into the hallway.
"What are Daddy and Papa doing in there?" Lucy asked. "They're being so loud." Penny looked at her little sister who was standing there in her hello kitty nightgown. She was too young to know what their fathers were doing in the bedroom. She got out of bed and went into the hallway and picked up her little sister.
"They're just wrestling, Lucy." Penny told her.
"Well can they not do that at midnight!" Lucy retorted. "I need my beauty sleep!"
"You and me both kiddo." Penny said before taking Lucy back into her bedroom to tuck her back in bed. While Penny was putting Lucy to sleep, Charlie, Caleb and Andrew were left to listen to the sounds of their fathers in the bedroom. They could hear Kurt giggling and saying "Blaine" over and over again.
"This is gross." Charlie said. "It needs to end."
"Well I don't know about you but I'm not just going to go barging in there." Caleb replied. "I value my eyesight and if I see what's going on in there, I will go blind."
"What if we write a note?" Andrew suggested. "Then they at least know it's a problem."
"It's not my normal aggressive fashion for confronting a problem, but considering the circumstances. I'd say it's our best option." Charlie agreed. She got out of bed and grabbed a piece of paper. "Get in here the both of you. I'm going to need all the help I can get." Caleb and Andrew shuffled into their sisters' room and started to work on the note.
When it was finished, all the children went back to their respective rooms. "Okay, I'm gonna put it on the door, knock and then run. Everyone has to shut their doors." The other kids nodded. Charlie tiptoed to her parents door, taped the note, quickly knocked and then ran back to her room.
The hallway was quiet for a moment before the bedroom door to Kurt and Blaine's room opened. Kurt looked outside and didn't see any of their children. Then he looked to the door. He grabbed the note and went back inside the bedroom. "What's that?" Blaine asked.
"It's a note from our children." Kurt said with a smirk on his face.
"What does it say?"
"To our dearest fathers…" Kurt began. "We, all of your children, would like to take this time to inform you…" Kurt started to laugh and didn't know if he could get through the rest of the note. He took a deep breath and then composed himself. "Okay… to inform you that we realize that you both have needs. However, you both are incredibly loud and we feel obligated to tell you that you are scaring your children. Please stop doing what you're doing when we're all home or at the very least BEQUIET!" Kurt and Blaine were both dying from laughter at this point. "Quiet is underlined in red permanent marker and they all signed it." Kurt told his husband.
"This is the best thing I have ever read." Blaine said. "We've properly scarred our children."
"And they think we were actually doing something!" Kurt laughed. "All we were doing was having a pillow fight that turned into a tickle fight."
"They don't have to know that." Blaine replied. "Now, since our children believe that we actually were doing something, maybe we should."
"Mr. Anderson-Hummel, you are a bad man." Kurt smirked as he dropped the letter to the ground and joined his husband in bed. Blaine kissed him and rolled on top of him.
"Do you think you can be quiet this time?" Blaine asked seductively.
"I guess we'll just have to find out." Kurt replied as he pressed a kiss to Blaine's lips and pulled him back down onto the bed. This time both men were able to stay quiet and not scar their children. That note however was something that Kurt and Blaine decided was worthy of keeping. It would be a funny story for another day when their children were older.